The Assassins' Guild: Awards
Awards
Over the years many different accolades, some good, some.... not so good,
have been awarded to many people. This page lists all the awards and to
whom they have been awarded.
The holders of MAs and PhDs can be found here.
The Loloccoon Award for Survival
The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy
The Leek and Safe Award for most interesting weaponry
The 'Ginger Cake' Award for the 'smoothest' kill
The Harland Quinn Golden Quill award for the most amusing reports
The Kenny Award for Dying Far Too Many Times
The Lemming Award for the first to die
The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent
The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act
The Brutus Award for best betrayal
The Darwin Award for Death by Stupidity
The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list
The Reversed Burden of Johannes Award for unintentionally killing innocents
The Mario Sainz-Martinez Award for cowwuption
The Yellow Streak Award for running away
The David Duffit Award for secrecy and deception
The 'I Shot the Sheriff' Award for Butchering Cops
The Concerned Citizen Award for killing wanted criminals
The David and Goliath Award for Best Giant-Killing Activity by a New Player
The Gary Lineker Award for Sportsmanship
The Three Hours Early Award for Paranoia
The Richard Gibson Award for Marksmanship
The 'Do you have my fish?' Award for excuse least likely to get someone to open the door
The Zaphod Beeblebrox Award for style
The Obfuscated Tutorial System Award for silliest pseudonym
The Bandwidth Bandit Award for non-textual reports
The Butch Cassidy Award for Most Doomed Killing Spree
The Order of the Black Coat for application of the art of disguise
The "My Hero" award for the biggest fanclub
The Koom Valley Award for best ambush
The Yellow Streak Award for impersonating Michael Wallace
The Fake Simon award for psychological warfare
The Martin Lester award for special (ab)use of bins
The Girton Award for the kill furthest from Cambridge
The Maximus Decimus Meridius Award for Best Fight to the Death
The Police Hero Medal for outstanding service
The Three Weeks Early Award for signing up early
The Alvin, Simon, Theodore Award for most amusing triple-act
The Judas Award for trying to betray someone, but they miraculously live thanks to the power of the Almighty
The Kit Jenkins award for most foolish pseudonym
The Mad Monk of Quirm award for most original weaponry
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