Here is a list of members of our loyal police, charged with protecting Cambridge from murderers of innocents and people that annoy the all powerful Umpire:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Owner of the 'Gray Corporation' | Cornelius Gray AKA Twitch | Andrew Darby | ajd224@cam.ac.uk | 8 Newnham House | Corpus Christi | Water With Care | 1/2 of the Umpire's Power has been bestowed upon them, the most prominent businessman of 2156. |
President of the Capital | President Snow | Alex Allen | alexandra.allen@cantab.net | The Capital | The Real World | No Water | 1/2 of the umpire's power has been bestowed upon them. |
Overseer of the automatons | The Geiger Countess | Valentin Foley | sef44@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, Trumpington Street 8 | Corpus Christi | Water With Care | My building has CCTV, so please do try not to look too suspicious. |
Overseer of the automatons | Wanderer | Kim Ward | kimltward@gmail.com | Your Nightmares (OoB) | Churchill | No Water | |
Enforcer droid of questionable morals | The Royal Mail Intern | Alexander Hardwick | alexander.hardwick@gmail.com | Room 7, The House, Holywell Ford, college main site | Magdalen College, Oxford | No Water | Master Assassin and Former Umpire. I came here to drink hot chocolate and kill incompetents. And I'm all out of hot chocolate. |
Enforcer droid | Noob-Noob | Edwin Balani | eb677@cam.ac.uk | OoB | Magdalene | No Water | Feel free to bike-snipe me (but with a dry/WWC weapon as per rules). I'm allergic to various foodstuffs (dw, I can't die from it) so cookies and treats are welcome but may be politely refused. If they're vegan and nut-free they'll be OK though. |
Enforcer droid | Carl Friedrich Gauss | Hadi Khan | ahk39@cam.ac.uk | C4, Bishop's Hostel | Trinity | Water With Care | |
Enforcer droid | G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate | Choong Ling Liew-Cain | cll51@cam.ac.uk | Benson D4 | Magdalene | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. |
Enforcer droid | theblackspot | Charley Barnard | cb973@cam.ac.uk | Room 223, Old Hall | Newnham | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | ThisIsThePolice | Alison Owen | ao433@cam.ac.uk | P6, Friars Building | Queens' | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Blast(er), I forgot to give a pseudonym, so the umpire gave me this one. | Romaric Masson | romaric_m@yahoo.fr | 70 Gough way, Cambridge | The Real World | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Von Igelfeld | Maya de Silva | mtd37@cam.ac.uk | Clare | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. | |
Enforcer droid | Y.T. | Pamela Jurczak | pamelajurczak@yahoo.com | OoB | Real World | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Pink Panther | Paige Yallop | pay22@cam.ac.uk | Room 11, Staircase 5, Chapel Court | Jesus | Water With Care | |
Enforcer droid | Pseudonymous Bosch | Colin Kaljee | cjkaljee@gmail.com | Room 10, M Staircase, Old South Court | Emmanuel | No Water | Preferably don't knock me off my bike. |
Enforcer droid | Brian Bay | Matthew Alderton | ma784@cam.ac.uk | Buckingham E6 | Magdalene | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Tigris | Aleca Haeger | aph49@cam.ac.uk | G19, Cripps Building | St John's | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Puck the Kitty | Sarah Racicot | sjr207@cam.ac.uk | Room 102, Brian Heap Building | St Edmund's | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Falcon Jones | Matt Hutton | mfh45@cam.ac.uk | Room M4.9, New South Court | Emmanuel | No Water | |
Enforcer droid | Ian Cognito | Phoebe Schenk | ps766@cam.ac.uk | OoB | St John's | No Water | OoB when not hunting. |
Enforcer droid | LaTeX Forest AKA Verbatim Tart AKA Spicy Parmigianino | Leo Zlotnikov | lz375@cam.ac.uk | Room 251, West House | Homerton | No Water | No water when on bike. |
Newly Automated | TibG | Cecily Bateman | cb970@cam.ac.uk | K315 (Keynes' building) | King's | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Alexandra Bitterstaff | Ella Inwald | ei244@cam.ac.uk | Room 8, Chapel 6 | Jesus | No Water | Don't wet rucksack. Out of Bounds whilst cycling. |
Newly Automated | Reginald 2.0 | Sam Sully | sjs252@cam.ac.uk | Room F3 | Robinson | No Water | Out of bounds while on a bike on a road (cycle paths are fine though). |
Newly Automated | DoodleBobBuffPants | Ajay Ahir | aa2003@hermes.cam.ac.uk | Room K405, Keynes Building | King's | No Water | Do not damage personal belongings (umpire's note: this should go without saying anyway). |
Newly Automated | 8848 | Michael Djali | mjtd2@cam.ac.uk | Room 6, J Staircase | Downing | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Tracer Bullet | Matthew Fairhurst | mf636@cam.ac.uk | OoB | Robinson | Water With Care | |
Newly Automated | Elvis | Nathaniel Cooke | nsc37@cam.ac.uk | Room 13, Spalding Hostel | King's | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. |
Newly Automated | Karm Wood | Kathleen Bowman | kab83@cam.ac.uk | Room A14, Cripps Court | St John's | No Water | I'm out of bounds every alternate Sunday when I'm playing college football. Out of bounds between midnight and 7am. |
Newly Automated | Sebastian Melmoth | Molly O'Gorman | mao45@cam.ac.uk | Room 12, Spalding Hostel | King's | Water With Care | Please avoid using water when I am carrying books to and from lectures, they are probably the libary's! |
Newly Automated | The AutoUmpire | Twm Stone | twm.stone@cantab.net | Room 1, 67 Glebe Road | Formerly of Christ's | Full Water | I can often be found in New Court, St. Johns, but I'd rather be at Oxford. [Umpire's notes: This is our resident PhD (Won two games). Bonus points (and cookies) to whoever takes him out.] |
Newly Automated | Daario N'haeris | Theo Redfern-Nichols | tr428@cam.ac.uk | Room 33, X Staircase | Clare | Water With Care | Out of Bounds whilst on a bike. |
Newly Automated | Bubblegum | Amanda Hu | sh952@cam.ac.uk | 32H | Churchill | No Water | OoB from 11pm to 8am |
Newly Automated | Nobus | Alex Kanavos | agwk2@cam.ac.uk | Lecture timetable: Cockroft Theatre: Tuesdays (10am) & Thursdays (10am) 3 Lady Mitchell: Mondays (10am) & Wednesdays (10am) 9 Mill Lane: Thursdays (11-1pm) 1 Mill Lane: Fridays (2pm). | Gonville and Caius | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. Do not damage personal property (Umpire's Note: This should go without saying). |
Newly Automated | Agent Breadperson | Joseph Townsend | josephtownsend3@gmail.com | Room Q10 | Robinson | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Mad Lord Geoffrey | George Little | gl426@cam.ac.uk | Staircase H, room 13 | Corpus Christi | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Hides-From-View | Rebecca Harris | reh95@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, Staircase 5, Chapel Court | Jesus | Water With Care | Please avoid my bed with water weapons and also the area to the left of the desk, where I keep charging cables. I would also ask for care to be taken if carrying out an attempt while I am cycling, as I am not brilliant and distractions may cause me to crash. (Umpire's note: with a note like that, OoB while on a bike). |
Newly Automated | The Shadow Surfer | David Horstmann | djh243@cam.ac.uk | Room 15, Block B | Fitzwilliam | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Johnny Letterbomb | Alex Hancock | ah966@cam.ac.uk | D02, Cromwell Court | Sidney Sussex | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Unit 1NC0 | Alastair Haig | allywhaig@gmail.com | Room 78, Swirles Court, Flat A1 | Girton | Water With Care | Out of Bounds at society (CSUFS) meetings on Sundays or Tuesdays. Meetings on other days are fine Don't assassinate me when I'm wearing pink. Out of bounds Thursday 16th of November from 5pm to 5am the next day. |
Newly Automated | Alexander Homerton | Roddy MacSween | rlm72@cam.ac.uk | Room 223, West House | Homerton | No Water | |
Newly Automated | Furston LeDolier | Nicholas Heitler | nh449@cam.ac.uk | Room 5, Old Lodge | Magdalene | Water With Care | Please avoid my laptop and bookshelf with water weapons. Bookshelf is to the right of the door, laptop is on my desk more or less directly opposite the door. |
Newly Automated | Hazie | Seyma Sever | sms203@cam.ac.uk | Room 202, Sidgwick | Newnham | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. |
Newly Automated | J.T. Nelson | Andrew Carlotti | ac894@cam.ac.uk | D9 Wessex Place | Trinity | No Water | As a grad student I am OoB inside the CMS (rule 5.2.3). OoB while travelling on/with a tricycle (note: not while on a bike). My room is occasionally OoB as I host some society meetings there. Times will be at http://ac894.user.srcf.net/both at least 24 hours in advance; please do not lurk anywhere near the building during these times. |
Newly Automated | The Gentleman Unleashed | Alexander (Alex) Hibbert | ajh269@cam.ac.uk | Mallory F5 | Magdalene | No Water | I'm a Part II Zoologist. I'm also an M.A (Master Assassin). I look forward to meeting you, I'll try and remember to do cookies this time... (note that I am currently about 30 cookies in debt to various people). OoB on a Bike. |
Newly Automated | Omar Patel | Kanyi Tochukwu Joshua Onuora | ktjo2@cam.ac.uk | Room 38N, East Court | Churchill | No Water | Out of Bounds whilst cycling. |
Killed in the line of duty:
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side, and paid the price:
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