Cloak & Dagger The Assassins' Guild - Police List


Here is a list of members of our loyal police, charged with protecting Cambridge from murderers of innocents and people that annoy the all powerful Umpire:

RankPseudonymReal NameEmail AddressAddressCollegeWater Weapons StatusNotes
Owner of the 'Gray Corporation'Cornelius Gray AKA TwitchAndrew Darbyajd224@cam.ac.uk8 Newnham HouseCorpus ChristiWater With Care1/2 of the Umpire's Power has been bestowed upon them, the most prominent businessman of 2156.
President of the CapitalPresident SnowAlex Allenalexandra.allen@cantab.netThe CapitalThe Real WorldNo Water1/2 of the umpire's power has been bestowed upon them.
Overseer of the automatonsThe Geiger CountessValentin Foleysef44@cam.ac.ukRoom 3, Trumpington Street 8Corpus ChristiWater With CareMy building has CCTV, so please do try not to look too suspicious.
Overseer of the automatonsWandererKim Wardkimltward@gmail.comYour Nightmares (OoB)ChurchillNo Water
Enforcer droid of questionable moralsThe Royal Mail InternAlexander Hardwickalexander.hardwick@gmail.comRoom 7, The House, Holywell Ford, college main siteMagdalen College, OxfordNo WaterMaster Assassin and Former Umpire. I came here to drink hot chocolate and kill incompetents. And I'm all out of hot chocolate.
Enforcer droidNoob-NoobEdwin Balanieb677@cam.ac.ukOoBMagdaleneNo WaterFeel free to bike-snipe me (but with a dry/WWC weapon as per rules). I'm allergic to various foodstuffs (dw, I can't die from it) so cookies and treats are welcome but may be politely refused. If they're vegan and nut-free they'll be OK though.
Enforcer droidCarl Friedrich GaussHadi Khanahk39@cam.ac.ukC4, Bishop's HostelTrinityWater With Care
Enforcer droidG-23 Paxilon HydrochlorateChoong Ling Liew-Caincll51@cam.ac.ukBenson D4MagdaleneNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling.
Enforcer droidtheblackspotCharley Barnardcb973@cam.ac.ukRoom 223, Old HallNewnhamNo Water
Enforcer droidThisIsThePoliceAlison Owenao433@cam.ac.ukP6, Friars BuildingQueens'No Water
Enforcer droidBlast(er), I forgot to give a pseudonym, so the umpire gave me this one.Romaric Massonromaric_m@yahoo.fr70 Gough way, CambridgeThe Real WorldNo Water
Enforcer droidVon IgelfeldMaya de Silvamtd37@cam.ac.ukClareNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling.
Enforcer droidY.T.Pamela Jurczakpamelajurczak@yahoo.comOoBReal WorldNo Water
Enforcer droidPink PantherPaige Yalloppay22@cam.ac.ukRoom 11, Staircase 5, Chapel CourtJesusWater With Care
Enforcer droidPseudonymous BoschColin Kaljeecjkaljee@gmail.comRoom 10, M Staircase, Old South CourtEmmanuelNo WaterPreferably don't knock me off my bike.
Enforcer droidBrian BayMatthew Aldertonma784@cam.ac.ukBuckingham E6MagdaleneNo Water
Enforcer droidTigrisAleca Haegeraph49@cam.ac.ukG19, Cripps BuildingSt John'sNo Water
Enforcer droidPuck the KittySarah Racicotsjr207@cam.ac.ukRoom 102, Brian Heap BuildingSt Edmund'sNo Water
Enforcer droidFalcon JonesMatt Huttonmfh45@cam.ac.ukRoom M4.9, New South CourtEmmanuelNo Water
Enforcer droidIan CognitoPhoebe Schenkps766@cam.ac.ukOoBSt John'sNo WaterOoB when not hunting.
Enforcer droidLaTeX Forest AKA Verbatim Tart AKA Spicy ParmigianinoLeo Zlotnikovlz375@cam.ac.ukRoom 251, West HouseHomertonNo WaterNo water when on bike.
Newly AutomatedTibGCecily Batemancb970@cam.ac.ukK315 (Keynes' building)King'sNo Water
Newly AutomatedAlexandra BitterstaffElla Inwaldei244@cam.ac.ukRoom 8, Chapel 6JesusNo WaterDon't wet rucksack. Out of Bounds whilst cycling.
Newly AutomatedReginald 2.0Sam Sullysjs252@cam.ac.ukRoom F3RobinsonNo WaterOut of bounds while on a bike on a road (cycle paths are fine though).
Newly AutomatedDoodleBobBuffPantsAjay Ahiraa2003@hermes.cam.ac.ukRoom K405, Keynes BuildingKing'sNo WaterDo not damage personal belongings (umpire's note: this should go without saying anyway).
Newly Automated8848Michael Djalimjtd2@cam.ac.ukRoom 6, J StaircaseDowningNo Water
Newly AutomatedTracer BulletMatthew Fairhurstmf636@cam.ac.ukOoBRobinsonWater With Care
Newly AutomatedElvisNathaniel Cookensc37@cam.ac.ukRoom 13, Spalding HostelKing'sNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling.
Newly AutomatedKarm WoodKathleen Bowmankab83@cam.ac.ukRoom A14, Cripps CourtSt John'sNo WaterI'm out of bounds every alternate Sunday when I'm playing college football. Out of bounds between midnight and 7am.
Newly AutomatedSebastian MelmothMolly O'Gormanmao45@cam.ac.ukRoom 12, Spalding HostelKing'sWater With CarePlease avoid using water when I am carrying books to and from lectures, they are probably the libary's!
Newly AutomatedThe AutoUmpireTwm Stonetwm.stone@cantab.netRoom 1, 67 Glebe RoadFormerly of Christ'sFull WaterI can often be found in New Court, St. Johns, but I'd rather be at Oxford. [Umpire's notes: This is our resident PhD (Won two games). Bonus points (and cookies) to whoever takes him out.]
Newly AutomatedDaario N'haerisTheo Redfern-Nicholstr428@cam.ac.ukRoom 33, X StaircaseClareWater With CareOut of Bounds whilst on a bike.
Newly AutomatedBubblegumAmanda Hush952@cam.ac.uk32HChurchillNo WaterOoB from 11pm to 8am
Newly AutomatedNobusAlex Kanavosagwk2@cam.ac.ukLecture timetable: Cockroft Theatre: Tuesdays (10am) & Thursdays (10am) 3 Lady Mitchell: Mondays (10am) & Wednesdays (10am) 9 Mill Lane: Thursdays (11-1pm) 1 Mill Lane: Fridays (2pm).Gonville and CaiusNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling. Do not damage personal property (Umpire's Note: This should go without saying).
Newly AutomatedAgent BreadpersonJoseph Townsendjosephtownsend3@gmail.comRoom Q10RobinsonNo Water
Newly AutomatedMad Lord GeoffreyGeorge Littlegl426@cam.ac.ukStaircase H, room 13Corpus ChristiNo Water
Newly AutomatedHides-From-ViewRebecca Harrisreh95@cam.ac.ukRoom 3, Staircase 5, Chapel CourtJesusWater With CarePlease avoid my bed with water weapons and also the area to the left of the desk, where I keep charging cables. I would also ask for care to be taken if carrying out an attempt while I am cycling, as I am not brilliant and distractions may cause me to crash. (Umpire's note: with a note like that, OoB while on a bike).
Newly AutomatedThe Shadow SurferDavid Horstmanndjh243@cam.ac.ukRoom 15, Block BFitzwilliamNo Water
Newly AutomatedJohnny LetterbombAlex Hancockah966@cam.ac.ukD02, Cromwell CourtSidney SussexNo Water
Newly AutomatedUnit 1NC0Alastair Haigallywhaig@gmail.comRoom 78, Swirles Court, Flat A1GirtonWater With CareOut of Bounds at society (CSUFS) meetings on Sundays or Tuesdays. Meetings on other days are fine Don't assassinate me when I'm wearing pink. Out of bounds Thursday 16th of November from 5pm to 5am the next day.
Newly AutomatedAlexander HomertonRoddy MacSweenrlm72@cam.ac.ukRoom 223, West HouseHomertonNo Water
Newly AutomatedFurston LeDolierNicholas Heitlernh449@cam.ac.ukRoom 5, Old LodgeMagdaleneWater With CarePlease avoid my laptop and bookshelf with water weapons. Bookshelf is to the right of the door, laptop is on my desk more or less directly opposite the door.
Newly AutomatedHazieSeyma Seversms203@cam.ac.ukRoom 202, SidgwickNewnhamNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling.
Newly AutomatedJ.T. NelsonAndrew Carlottiac894@cam.ac.ukD9 Wessex PlaceTrinityNo WaterAs a grad student I am OoB inside the CMS (rule 5.2.3). OoB while travelling on/with a tricycle (note: not while on a bike). My room is occasionally OoB as I host some society meetings there. Times will be at http://ac894.user.srcf.net/both at least 24 hours in advance; please do not lurk anywhere near the building during these times.
Newly AutomatedThe Gentleman UnleashedAlexander (Alex) Hibbertajh269@cam.ac.ukMallory F5MagdaleneNo WaterI'm a Part II Zoologist. I'm also an M.A (Master Assassin). I look forward to meeting you, I'll try and remember to do cookies this time... (note that I am currently about 30 cookies in debt to various people). OoB on a Bike.
Newly AutomatedOmar PatelKanyi Tochukwu Joshua Onuoraktjo2@cam.ac.ukRoom 38N, East CourtChurchillNo WaterOut of Bounds whilst cycling.

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