The Assassins' Guild - Police List
The Assassins' Guild - Police ListHere is an incomplete list of members of a secret organisation known as the Volunteer Fire Department, charged with protecting Cambridge from fires both literal and metaphorical. Names will be added as we discover who more of them are:
| Rank | Pseudonym |
|---|---|
| The Author | Lemony Snicket |
| Ascended Paragon | A Slightly Paler Kit Snicket |
| Vaguely Fiendish Devil | Sergeant Hartman |
| A Small, Everlasting Spark of Light in a Dark World | The Man with Glass Eyes, a Wooden Leg, and a Strangely Shaped Gash Across his Chest AKA The Man With Glass Eyes, A Wooden Leg, a Strangely Shaped Gash Across his Chest, Three Iron Fingers and a Burn Scar on his Shoulder |
| Poet Laureate | Isadora Quagmire |
| A Member of a Shadowy Organisation | Lachrymose Leech |
| A Member of a Shadowy Organisation | A Particularly Unfortunate Event |
| Volunteer | Beatrice Snicket |
| Volunteer | Ssssnake |
| Volunteer | Valallerie Firearms Dealer |
| Redeemed Volunteer | This is What Happens when you Repeatedly Hit a Cucco with a Sword |
| Volunteer | Duncan Quagmire |
| Volunteer | VFD's Youngest Poet |
| Volunteer | Snow Gnats |
| Volunteer | Special Orphan Running Exercises |
| Volunteer | Volatile Flammable Device |
| Volunteer | Guzma Reborn |
| Volunteer | Voluminous Flood Drencher |
| Volunteer | A Series of Fortunate Events? |
| Volunteer | Rean Schwarzer, The Azure Awakener |
| Volunteer | The Dewey Decimal System |
| Volunteer | "Busheney!" |
| Dragged back to the light | Ominous Cawing |
These have gone to fly ever upwards with the VFD eagles:
| Rank | Pseudonym |
|---|---|
| Paragon of Virtue | The Man with Glass Eyes |
| Paragon of Treason | Kit Snicket |
| Reborn Paragon | The Man With Glass Eyes and a Wooden Leg |
| A Member of a Shadowy Organisation | Facilitator Ishmael |
| Very Frustrated Dothraki | Facilitator Fishmail |
| A Member of a Shadowy Organisation | Sergeant Hartman |
| Volunteer | Quigley Quagmire |
And these are the names of those who turned to the fire-starting side of the schism, and paid the price:
| Rank | Pseudonym | Crime |
|---|---|---|
| Chief of Corruption | The Incredibly Docile Viper | Starting fires |
| Arsonist | BEN drowned... | Starting fires |
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