The Assassins' Guild - Week 5 News

[13:21 PM] The Gentleman and Not A Crazed Gunman murder HoneyBadger69

[17:32 PM] Mattathias didn't order pizza, but The Gentleman brought him some anyway.

Mattathias reports:

Pizza unordered,

And a gunman in the darkness;

A poet silenced.

[19:36 PM] A very close call.

Isadora Quagmire reports:

I saw the target out tonight,

but hadn't time to wait and fight.

[20:42 PM] The Incredibly Deadly Viper isn't so deadly today...

[21:51 PM] The Lady and The Gentleman get Truck, Thunders

[19:16 PM] The Umpire forgot to enter a headline.