Cloak & Dagger The Assassins' Guild - Police List

Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:

RankPseudonymReal NameEmail AddressAddressCollegeWater Weapons StatusNotes
Lord of CambridgeThe GentlemanAlex Hibbertajh269@cam.ac.ukMallory Court, F5MagdaleneWater With CareWill happily duel, for competence, glory or chocolate.
His Returned Lady FriendHis Returned Lady FriendRuby Tuplingruby.tupling@live.co.ukOOBARUNo WaterI am in Cambridge several days a week, and may usually be found at the Umpire's residence (Mallory F5, Magdalene College)
Somewhat Mortal Captain of the Day WatchShrikeMichael Warmanmbw32@cam.ac.ukGisborne Court, room M4PeterhouseWater With CareI'll duel anyone, for fun/practice, or with death & competence on the line. If you want to hunt an inco or wanted player with me, email (with as much notice as possible), and I'll join you, with all the police I can muster. I'll also be willing to arm people for such hunts or duels, and give advice on weapons should you want it. For any of that, just email me.
Captain of the Darker WatchLyra SilvertongueKim Wardkltw2@cam.ac.ukBottom of the Ocean (Address OoB)ChurchillNo WaterNot to be involved in the Police War.
Completely Competent CorporalSongbirdDominic Ansteyda401@cam.ac.ukH6, Gisborne CourtPeterhouseWater With Care
Confounded CorporalSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence Maytherlhm32@cam.ac.ukO6 Second CourtSt John'sWater With CareDo not get any work, lecture notes, or anything else valuable wet!
Glorious ConstableGentleman's FortuneAndrew Browneajb329@cam.ac.ukBlock L Room 8WolfsonWater With Care
ConstableEmmanuel KantorAlessandro Marianiam2306@cam.ac.ukNew Garden 28King'sWater With CareNot to be involved in the Police War
ConstableGentleman's StealthKate Barberkfb27@cam.ac.ukNew Court, E13Corpus ChristiNo Water
ConstableGentleman's SurpriseZoe Allenzca21@cam.ac.ukK11, Pearl HouseMurray EdwardsNo Water
Constablethe report is sideways it's a crown did you see what I did thereMichael Frenchmichael_arden@btinternet.com35 Hopkin's CloseThe Real WorldNo WaterNotes: I am a real person with a real job now. Do not enter the building I work in or in any way attempt to e.g. fire upon it. You may ambush me on my commute. I catch buses to/from the station, ARRIVING at the station at approximately 9.15am and departing the station at approximately 5.45pm. If you come to my house, be sensible around neighbours and do not cause any inconvenience. Good luck! [Umpire's note: be exceedingly careful not to interact with Michael when he's around his job] Not to be involved in the Police War
Commiseratory ConstableThe strange contraption that emits an ethereal glow and very occasionally jets of steam, with Mutton Choppington's corpse attached to it, emitting the foul stench of death and very occasionally chunks of flesh.Andrew Guyaag43@cam.ac.ukI staircase, room 5PeterhouseNo Water
Advanced Lance-ConstableGentleman's WanderlustAndrew Carlottiac894@cam.ac.ukM6 Burrell's FieldTrinityNo Water
Advanced Lance-ConstableRookEsha Dasguptaed487@cam.ac.ukSt Peter's Terrace 5, Room 11PeterhouseNo Water
Special Lance-ConstableVlad the kindly bakerMark Coopermzc23@cam.ac.ukO2 Burrell's FieldTrinityFull WaterPlease avoid laptop with water
Lance-ConstableCoorlimMatthew Le Maitremsl54@cam.ac.uk72 Jesus Lane - Room 7Christ'sWater With CareMind laptop with water
Lance-ConstableMMaya de Silva Wijeyeratnemtd37@cam.ac.ukThe Colony, Chesterton LaneClareNo Water
Lance-ConstableLord Titus RedactusKai GaskinKg424@cam.ac.ukRoom 433HomertonWater With CareNot to be involved in the Police War
Lance-ConstableJenHui Shu Leowshl57@cam.ac.ukWest House 428HomertonNo Water
Lance-ConstableDJ XCharlotte Zhuangsz348@cam.ac.ukE17St Catharine'sNo Water
Lance-ConstableGentleman's FistRafi Schmetterlingrjzs2@cam.ac.ukRoom 24, 2 Selwyn GardensPembrokeNo Water
Lance-ConstableArkaen IIAlex Wallaceagw50@cam.ac.ukL4RobinsonNo Water
Lance-ConstableGentleman's ColonelSam Catesseac2@cam.ac.ukVery OOB if discovered- no attempts near it either.St Edmund'sNo WaterVERY out of bounds at and near home.
Lance-ConstableGentleman's FavourDimitrije Erdeljande298@cam.ac.ukV9 Burrell's FieldTrinityNo Water
Lance-ConstableGentleman's FriendlinessBryan Chongbc452@cam.ac.ukG18, Stephen Hawking Building, West RoadGonville and CaiusNo Water
Lance-ConstableGentleman's HumourSacha Hopkins-Powellsvh28@cam.ac.ukH staircase, Room 4 (on the West Range)DowningNo Water
Lance-ConstableThe auto barber of fleet streetHenry Holehtgh3@cam.ac.uk218 Stephen Hawking Building, Harvey Court siteGonville and CaiusWater With Care
Lance-ConstableCricketJoshua Tustanowskijt643@cam.ac.ukF10PembrokeNo WaterAvoid laptop with water, when carried.
Lance-ConstableGentleman's SuretyPhoebe Thomson-Birdpkt26@cam.ac.ukQ12 (floor Q - top floor), Pearl HouseMurray EdwardsWater With CareIf you hit me with water etc when I'm cycling I'll probably fall off. [Umpire's note: with a note like that: out of bounds when on bicycle]
Lance-ConstablePorkGeorgina Bakergb545@cam.ac.ukK217King'sNo Water
Lance-ConstableKibblesJames Woodjw913@cam.ac.ukRoom T27, North CourtEmmanuelWater With CareUse caution with water - work sheets/electronics will be present.
Lance-ConstableGentleman's StudentChristian Scheulencjhps2@cam.ac.uk2 Selwyn Gardens, Room 15PembrokeWater With Care
Lance-ConstableCheery LittlebottomJonny Lewis-Brownjsl62@cam.ac.ukRoom 14, 2 Selwyn GardensPembrokeNo Water
Living Lance-ConstableIncompetent PheonixPierre-Emmanuel Grimmpeg24@cam.ac.ukNorth Court T6EmmanuelNo Water
Lance-ConstableSally von HumpedingYanni Duynld2@cam.ac.ukRoom 31, 2 Selwyn GardensPembrokeNo Water
Frequently Alive Lance-ConstableRookie Mann HerbingtonShyam Dhokiasd715@cam.ac.ukC1 New CourtSt John'sWater With CareShared set, avoid Laptop/Desktop PC with water
Lance-ConstableSir Septimus 'Easily Distracted' ValerianusNick Tekkisnpt24@cam.ac.ukC3b Chapel CourtSt John'sNo WaterLive in a double room.
Lingering Lance-ConstableBennezio da Llama TrampledDamaris Bennettdb715@cam.ac.ukKeynes Building, Room K124King'sWater With CareElectronics present on the desk! Avoid with water.
Lingering Lance-ConstableGentleman's CourageIsabelle Readimr28@cam.ac.ukK117, Keynes BuildingKing'sWater With CareNo water near laptop please - and don't steal my stuff :P
Lance-ConstableGentleman's AbsolutionVictoria Clarksonvc343@cam.ac.ukK120King'sNo Water
Lance-ConstableGentleman's SubtletyCyriac Cyriacccpc3@cam.ac.uk2 Selwyn Gardens, Room 13PembrokeWater With CarePlease avoid laptop and tablet with water (both on table/side table)
Lance-ConstableSanctum ScuctumMatthew Harrismobh2@cam.ac.ukK6St Catharine'sWater With Care
Lance-ConstableBlack NinjaJoshua Snyderjjds2@cam.ac.ukOOB if discoveredSt John'sNo WaterMathematics student (1A), lectures 10-12 in Cockcroft or Babbage Lecture Theatres

These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:

RankPseudonymReal NameCollege
Lord of CambridgeThe GentlemanAlex HibbertMagdalene
His Lady FriendHis Lady FriendRuby TuplingARU
Captain of the Day WatchShrikeMichael WarmanPeterhouse
Reborn Captain of the Day WatchShrikeMichael WarmanPeterhouse
Immortal Captain of the Day WatchShrikeMichael WarmanPeterhouse
SergeantDetritusBen Mortishire-SmithPembroke
CorporalSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence MaytherSt John's
CorporalAll that's left of HodorMikaela BelcherTrinity
Crumpled CorporalSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence MaytherSt John's
Motorised ConstableSongbirdDominic AnsteyPeterhouse
Demotorised ConstableSongbirdDominic AnsteyPeterhouse
Special ConstableGentleman's FortuneAndrew BrowneWolfson
ConstableAll that's left of HodorMikaela BelcherTrinity
CorporalSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence MaytherSt John's
Advanced Lance-ConstableMutton Choppington and his strange contraption that emits an ethereal glow and very occasionally jets of steamAndrew GuyPeterhouse
Advanced Lance-ConstableRookEsha DasguptaPeterhouse
Advanced Lance-ConstableSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence MaytherSt John's
Special Lance-ConstableRookEsha DasguptaPeterhouse
Special Lance-ConstableVengeful Tears of PainEllen PalmerEmmanuel
Special Lance-ConstableSir Lucius ResurrectusLaurence MaytherSt John's
Special Lance-ConstableGentleman's AbsolutionVictoria ClarksonKing's
Special Lance-ConstableGentleman's HeroismCora CunninghamKing's
Special Lance-ConstableGravesPeter AndersonPembroke
Special Lance-ConstableVengeful Tears of PainEllen PalmerEmmanuel
Special Lance-ConstableGentleman's HeroismCora CunninghamKing's
Lance-ConstablePorkGeorgina BakerKing's
Lance-ConstableKibblesJames WoodEmmanuel
Lance-ConstableSanctum ScuctumMatthew HarrisSt Catharine's
Lance-ConstableBlack NinjaJoshua SnyderSt John's
Lance-ConstableRookie Mann HerbingtonShyam DhokiaSt John's
Lance-ConstableBennezio da Llama TrampledDamaris BennettKing's
Lance-ConstableSir Septimus 'Easily Distracted' ValerianusNick TekkisSt John's
Lance-ConstableGentleman's CourageIsabelle ReadKing's
Lance-ConstableThe auto barber of fleet streetHenry HoleGonville and Caius
Lance-ConstableGentleman's HumourSacha Hopkins-PowellDowning
Lance-ConstableGentleman's KindnessDavid Agoston FarkasPembroke
Lance-ConstableGentleman's HonestyThomas CareyQueens'
Lance-ConstableThe unfortunate third year engineer from Pembroke who was killed by his own arroganceSamuel MackeyQueens'
Lance-ConstablePerceival's Perspicacious ProtectorHani El-BayTrinity
Lance-ConstablePostman PatRebecca Richmond-SmithSt John's
Lance-ConstableGentleman's HonestyThomas CareyQueens'
Lance-ConstableRookie Mann HerbingtonShyam DhokiaSt John's
Lance-ConstableKibblesJames WoodEmmanuel
Lance-ConstableGentleman's KindnessDavid Agoston FarkasPembroke
Lance-ConstableCricketJoshua TustanowskiPembroke
Lance-ConstablePsychofreshery PersonifiedDaniella (Dani) CuginiEmmanuel
Not-Dead Lance-ConstableKibblesJames WoodEmmanuel
Lance-ConstableIncompetent PheonixPierre-Emmanuel GrimmEmmanuel
Lance-ConstableBennezio da Llama TrampledDamaris BennettKing's
Lance-ConstablePorkGeorgina BakerKing's
Lance-ConstableIncompetent PhoenixPierre-Emmanuel GrimmEmmanuel
Lance-ConstableCheery LittlebottomJonny Lewis-BrownPembroke
Lance-ConstableBennezio da Llama TrampledDamaris BennettKing's
Lance-ConstableGentleman's CourageIsabelle ReadKing's
Lance-ConstableThe Blunted KnifeJoshua de GromoboyPembroke
Lance-ConstableBlack NinjaJoshua SnyderSt John's
Living Lance-ConstablePerceival's Perspicacious ProtectorHani El-BayTrinity
Lance-ConstableThe Blunted KnifeJoshua de GromoboyPembroke
Lance-ConstableSanctum ScuctumMatthew HarrisSt Catharine's
Lingering Lance-ConstableGentleman's AbsolutionVictoria ClarksonKing's
Advanced Street UrchinThe Blunted KnifeJoshua de GromoboyPembroke

And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:

RankPseudonymReal NameCollegeCrime
Captain of the Night WatchLyra SilvertongueKim WardChurchillAccomplicing a Wanted Player
Sergeant of A Place Which He Will Shortly Find Is Rather Too Close To Cambridge For ComfortI'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordBetraying the Umpire\'s trust
SergeantDetritusBen Mortishire-SmithPembrokeJoining the forces of darkness
Sergeant Who Should Have Learned His Lesson By Now But Keeps Coming Back For MoreI'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordBetraying the Umpire\'s trust
Death-Sergeant (his own death)I'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordToo many to enumerate
Sergeant of CorruptionI'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordToo many to enumerate
\'It is an ex-Sergeant. It has ceased to be.\'I'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordToo many to enumerate
Sergeant of BetrayalDetritusBen Mortishire-SmithPembrokeJoining the rebellion \'gainst the Umpire
Unredeemed SergeantI'd rather go to Oxford than St John'sAlexander HardwickMagdalen College, OxfordToo many to enumerate
Especially Disloyal CorporalAnguaMikaela BelcherTrinityJoining the forces of darkness
Darker ConstablePsychofreshery PersonifiedDaniella (Dani) CuginiEmmanuelHaving a slightly ungrateful reaction to resurrection
Exceedingly Corrupt Lance-ConstableGentleman's FuryIsaac WilkinsonPembrokeRebelling against the Umpire
Exceedingly Corrupt Lance-ConstableGravesPeter AndersonPembrokeJoining the rebellion against the Umpire
More Corrupt Lance-ConstableThe unfortunate third year engineer from Pembroke who was killed by his own arroganceSamuel MackeyQueens'Joining the rebellion against the Umpire
Lance-ConstableBrown duck (because the yellow ones are fake anyway)Elisabeth GaberdielSt John'sJoining the forces of darkness
Lance-ConstableChudleigh PomeroyStephen DimmockPeterhouseJoining the forces of darkness

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