Cloak & Dagger The Assassins' Guild - Week 0 News


Thursday, 21 January


[00:00 AM] Bounties galore!

Apparently the glory of the Iron Throne is not coming quick enough, so they have decided to place some bounties to speed things up. Bounties can be placed on any pseudonym, or a real name if the target does not mind that people know they are playing. Remember, having a bounty does not make a player a licit target!


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Dear Umpire,
I am anonymously offer 3 Lindor chocolate truffles to anyone who kills someone on this list:

Ellie Holderness
Fred Alford (delivered)
Joe Tomkinson (delivered)
Tom Flynn (delivered)
Gwilym Kuiper (delivered)
Claire Farey (delivered)
Kai Hugtenburg (delivered)
Georgie Turner (delivered)

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THE TIME HAS COME!! ALL ASSASSINS WANT TO RULE OVER CAMBRIDGE BUT I'LL GIVE THEM NAUGHT BUT ASHES. LET THE TRAITORS HOLD DOMINION OVER CHARRED BONES AND COOKED MEAT! THEY SHALL INDEED BE GIVEN A WARM WELCOME AND THE DRAGON SHALL REIGN FOR ETERNITY!! YOU WOULD CHALLENGE ME FOR SUPREMACY?! WELL BEHOLD THE FULL MIGHT OF SAINSBURYS BAKERY PRODUCTS! MWAHAHAHA!!

Yes mortals, you inferred correctly. Since the death of the last dragon, House Targaryen must make do with alternative weapons (or outsourcing our killing but hey ho). And thus the successful assassination of any of the following will be rewarded with one pack of Sainsburys cookies:

-Alex Hibbert
-Michael French
-Ben Mortishire-Smith

Additional rewards for style, swift killing etc.

ALL ENEMIES OF THE DRAGON WILL FALL!!!!

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"TREACHERY, FROM ST CATHARINE'S NO LESS! A BOUNTY OF 6, NOT 3, 6 LINDOR CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES ON THE COLLABORATORS:

James Brotherston (delivered)
Curtis Reubens (delivered)
Ben Morley (delivered)

GLORY BE TO HE WHO SMITETH SUCH VILLAINY!

PS: Anonymous delivery will be made via carrier raven"

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"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty"


- an abundance of kit kats to the first assassin that kills Alex Hibbert.

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I would like to anonymously offer a small box of Lindor chocolates to whoever kills James Brotherson

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Eddard Stark wishes it to be known that anyone engaging in formal duels to the death shall be rewarded with:
- 2 cookies for winning
- 1 cookie for losing
- 3 cookies for simultaneously killing each other (because that's hilarious)

Additional cookies may be awarded at his discretion. Cookies will be delivered to pigeon holes or in person before the end of the game. Other home-baked foodstuffs are available on request.
(delivered for kill of Gwilym Kuiper)

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OOOOOOH! The CMS seems to be playing host to a Red Wedding, with all this treachery! Two of the loose coalition betraying the others, sending the message, "[COLLEGE REDACTED] send their regards!"? Better yet, one of them openly revealing themselves via YouTube! Allow me to stoke these delicious flames. If one of the loose coalition manages to kill Judas or Brutus, they will win 3 chocolate truffles. But wait, it gets better! If either Judas or Brutus do what they do best and betray the other, then they will win 5 CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES! Of course, feel free to fool me by taking a fake loose coalition pseudonym if you're not in the coalition! NOW FIGHT MY PRETTIES!!!!!!
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I would like to place a bounty of 1 Bounty (other chocolate bars available on request) on all licit kills of members of the Police list. This extends to all illicit kills of Jon Snow, Eddard Stark, and Quaithe of the Shadow, as long as the kill goes through (i.e. they go to the Great Donut Shop in the Sky, or pay the price for turning to the Dark Side of the Force.) Each person can claim this bounty only once, no matter how many Police they kill.
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- One small box of Lindor chocolates for the next licit kill of Quaithe of the Shadow (for crimes against humanity).

- One small box of Creme Eggs for the next kill of Jon Snow (for crimes against poetry).

- One small box of unspecified but probably fine chocolates for the next licit kill of Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau (for breaking theme).

- One small chocolate for the licit killing of James Brotherston (for the lulz).

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4 Lindors for the licit killing of Dominic Yates, IF this is done by a police player. Have fun, occupants of [REDACTED]!

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