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Thursday, 21 January

[00:00 AM] Bounties galore!

Sunday, 24 January

[00:00 AM] Alex H.'s Second-Worst Nightmare... (his worst nightmare is the Umpire's poetry) doesn't seem too fond of my poetry, so here is some of his own.
[00:10 AM] Ra's al Ghul begins with some deicide, killing Red god (Justin Wilkinson), and then follows it up with a kill on Hiro Protagonist (Jared Jeyaretnam).
[13:43 PM] Bloodraven gets terse, writes verse.
[15:30 PM] Moustache Mormont pleases the queen, killing bastard son (Rowan Haslam)
[17:16 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Kai Hugtenburg, Fred Alford, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Curtis Reubens, Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Ellie Holderness & Tom Flynn jumps on the bandwagon.
[20:15 PM] Oberyn Martell (Matthew Sheasby) comes for a kill, but el Che gets the counter-kill!
[20:30 PM] Ra's al Ghul uses knife, kills Pepps (Ben Schreiber)
[23:16 PM] Such is the life of an extra, as Man With Pitchfork #6 (uncredited) (Jack Robinson) dies offscreen to Princess Azula
[23:30 PM] Brienne of Darth arrives too late, stabbing the corpse of bastard son (Rowan Haslam)

Monday, 25 January

[07:55 AM] Alex H.'s Second-Worst Nightmare... (his worst nightmare is the Umpire's poetry) holds a curse, throws out verse.
[11:00 AM] Murder most foul, as Snowball (Jamie Bernardi) dies outside their lecture theatre to Stannis Baratheon
[13:00 PM] A loose collection of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Claire Farey, Kai Hugtenburg, James Brotherston, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness & Fred Alford, A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Ellie Holderness, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg & Gwilym Kuiper., A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg, and A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Kai Hugtenburg, Claire Farey, Joe Tomkinson, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Fred Alford, Tom Flynn, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens & Freddie Brewer go a-hunting, to no avail.
[18:30 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Kai Hugtenburg, Fred Alford, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Curtis Reubens, Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Ellie Holderness & Tom Flynn responds, Umpire desponds.
[19:31 PM] A false alarm for Rod Serling, as noone turns out to be lurking in their room.
[20:30 PM] The Mathia takes a sinh to coshing, as (Andrew Raison) is coshed by several people, then killed by A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Ellie Holderness, James Brotherson, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Curtis Reubens, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Tom Flynn, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson & Kai Hugtenburg, making A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness and A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Ellie Holderness, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg & Gwilym Kuiper. wanted!
[21:52 PM] Another member of the Mathia down, as Shrimad Rajachandra brings an end to A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Gwilym Kuiper, Claire Farey, James Brotherston, Freddie Brewer, Ellie Holderness, Georgina Turner, Fred Alford, Richard Birkett, Joe Tomkinson & Kai Hugtenburg (Ellie Holderness)

Tuesday, 26 January

[00:47 AM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness, Kai Hugtenburg, Tom Flynn, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Fred Alford & James Botherson. risks umpirical wrath, makes a statement.
[08:15 AM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg shoots innocents, goes wanted.
[10:07 AM] correct horse battery staple (Mark Cooper) doesn't know the password, is stabbed by Qarlton Chelsted
[11:55 AM] A bad day for innocents, as Qarlton Chelsted takes another one down.
[12:00 PM] Undertaker (Noemi Ammaturo) kills Revan (Peter Rugg), only to be killed immediately by HashtagRekt, with Rightskian lurking suspiciously in the background...
[16:16 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Kai Hugtenburg, Fred Alford, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Curtis Reubens, Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Ellie Holderness & Tom Flynn and A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness go hunting, find nothing.
[17:55 PM] Death in black-and-white, as Deadly Panda (Xiaofan Zhang) is eviscerated by Bloodraven
[18:05 PM] Betrayed by his own (college) mother, as Polyspaston (William Grace (Will)) is killified by A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg!
[21:25 PM] Rod Serling's paranoia knows no bounds, stabs fresher, goes wanted!
[22:15 PM] Dark forces are moving, as Jon Snow (Twm Stone) is struck down by Ghost

Wednesday, 27 January

[00:30 AM] Eddard Stark provides some background... [cue Game of Thrones title music]
[09:00 AM] One step closer to redemption, as A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Ellie Holderness, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg & Gwilym Kuiper. stabs No. 1 Star (Rory Geeson)
[11:05 AM] With 5 people having been wanted, the police finally swing into action, and Eddard Stark accompanies Sleepy Gary in bringing Qarlton Chelsted (Petr Dolezal) to justice
[14:13 PM] Infighting among the darker elements of Cambridge society, as doubly-wanted A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness shoots wanted Rod Serling (Ben Weber)
[14:50 PM] Reggie Bikegrease (Dan James) has his last supper, courtesy of A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Kai Hugtenburg, Claire Farey, Joe Tomkinson, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Fred Alford, Tom Flynn, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens & Freddie Brewer
[16:40 PM] Despite rumours of a gatling gun, Ordinary Mathmo (Charlie Chen) is murdered by A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness
[18:10 PM] Newly resurrected Rod Serling goes on the rampage, stabbing his killer A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness
[20:30 PM] Terror, as Sir Phobos of House Jagx shoots Moustache Mormont (Nicholas Harrison)

Thursday, 28 January

[11:15 AM] A single bullet for Bittersteel (Henry Dickie), felled by Alex H.'s Second-Worst Nightmare... (his worst nightmare is the Umpire's poetry).
[13:06 PM] Fallen friends are avenged, as Nice guy takes out Rightskian (Lee Tomlinson)
[19:00 PM] Littlefingers makes his first play, striking down The Big D (Richard Miller) in a back-alley

Friday, 29 January

[09:50 AM] Quaithe of the Shadow keeps the police force in check, killing The Kindly Man (Peter Rugg) for bearing
[10:55 AM] The loose coalition strikes again, with Benjen Naharis (Alistair O'Neill) the latest victim of A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Gwilym Kuiper, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg.
[18:25 PM] The ultimate betrayal in the Citadel of Maesterical Sciences, as The Kingslayer slays the Umpire (Twm Stone)
[19:00 PM] Coalition in the banana republic, as General Alcazar helps General Tapioca kills a corpse

Saturday, 30 January

[10:00 AM] Another betrayal, as Judas backstabs A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Ellie Holderness, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg & Gwilym Kuiper. (Claire Farey)
[12:00 PM] Police siege the CMS, and HashtagRekt goes on a killing spree, killing Nice guy (Kush Banga), The Squinter (Lee Tomlinson), and The Waif (Noemi Ammaturo)
[13:00 PM] Gryph, Griff, Gryff and Griph targets Tyrone Targetyan (Danny Hunt)
[18:20 PM] Extreme wantedness takes its toll, as HashtagRekt (Alexey Sorokin) and Quaithe of the Shadow (Kim Ward) double-kill

Monday, 1 February

[10:05 AM] Tiny Tina is lurking in the shadows...
[11:00 AM] The loose coalition crumbles, with Brutus killing A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Fred Alford, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness, Kai Hugtenburg, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Tom Flynn & Freddie Brewer (Gwilym Kuiper), and then A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of: Claire Farey, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Joe Tomlinson, Curtis Reubens, Georgie Turner, Freddie Brewer, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg, Gwilym Kuiper, Ellie Holderness (Richard Birkett)
[12:00 PM] ...and things go from bad to worse, as Azor Ahai stabs A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Joe Tomkinson, Fred Alford, Kai Hugtenburg, Gwilym Kuiper, Curtis Reubens, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, James Brotherston, Tom Flynn, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness (Kai Hugtenburg)
[13:30 PM] Brutal attack by Alex H.'s Second-Worst Nightmare... (his worst nightmare is the Umpire's poetry)'s velociraptor on A loose collection of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Claire Farey, Kai Hugtenburg, James Brotherston, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness & Fred Alford (Ben Morley)
[22:00 PM] Azor Ahai (Gagan Shiralagi) falls in a coup to General Alcazar, with the help of General Tapioca
[23:00 PM] Coshing and stabbing, as _____ _________ gets Ace in the Hole (Xiang Hao), supported by Brutus, Judas, and Tiny Tina.

Tuesday, 2 February

[13:05 PM] Brutus kills A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Gwilym Kuiper, Kai Hugtenburg, Claire Farey, Joe Tomkinson, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Fred Alford, Tom Flynn, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens & Freddie Brewer (Joe Tomkinson) for bearing.
[20:00 PM] The Pimp be killin', striking down Ra's al Ghul (Raghul Parthipan)
[22:00 PM] Ian Cognito (Hani El-Bay) isn't so anonymous, pays the price to General Tapioca
[22:30 PM] Osney Kettleblack goes to defend the king, but noone is in.

Wednesday, 3 February

[16:15 PM] The lady Brienne of Darth brings Sir Phobos of House Jagx (Matt Escott) down with a "stabbity knife"
[17:00 PM] More CMS antics, as A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness, Kai Hugtenburg, Tom Flynn, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Fred Alford & James Botherson. evades death
[17:30 PM] The Pimp (Basil Woods) is out, The Imp is in!
[20:40 PM] General Alcazar hits an innocent, goes wanted!
[23:15 PM] General Alcazar redeems himself, killing Phantom with Cheesegrater (understudy) (Jack Robinson) in self-defense

Thursday, 4 February

[11:00 AM] Targeted by 3 of the strongest players in the game, A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Gwilym Kuiper, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Claire Farey, Fred Alford, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Tom Flynn, Kai Hugtenburg. (Fred Alford) finally falls to A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston
[13:35 PM] danger kitten shows their claws to A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Kai Hugtenburg, Fred Alford, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Curtis Reubens, Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Ellie Holderness & Tom Flynn AKA Brutus AKA A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston (Curtis Reubens)

Friday, 5 February

[14:05 PM] Double kill, as Mousse Mormont (Alasdair Glen) and Tiny Tina (Michael French) prove to be their own destruction!
[18:55 PM] George R. R. Martin turns the page on Bloodraven (Samuel Mackey)
[19:10 PM] The newly risen Jon Snow (Twm Stone) is sent back down by The Kingslayer

Saturday, 6 February

[13:30 PM] Just in time to avoid the incobash, edgy hype beast stabs Princess Azula (Diya Rajan) to death.
[13:30 PM] Shrimad Rajachandra learns a valuable lesson about accomplices, when his dies to Ser Pounce and he goes wanted!
[14:00 PM] The Cakefaeries provide food to the incobash
[15:00 PM] A member of a very loose coalition of players proves to be the match for Twenty Goodmen (Shyam Dhokia)
[15:15 PM] Sleepy Gary, Theon Greyjoy and Jon Snow wreak doom on Ser Pounce (Joshua Garfinkel) and Hot Pie (Stanislav Fort)
[15:30 PM] Walder Frey (Binbin Jin) is himself betrayed by someone in his house, as Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau and Handsome Jack bring him, A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Kai Hugtenburg, Ellie Holderness, James Brotherston, Georgie Turner, Gwilym Kuiper, Joe Tomkinson, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Fred Alford & Tom Flynn (Rosie Talbot), and James P. Sullivan (Yu She) to justice
[15:45 PM] No gold crown for Viserys Targaryen (Danielle Ho En Huei), as Osney Kettleblack and Quaithe of the Shadow join forces
[18:00 PM] A lengthy raid results in the death of Crows-eye (Jethro Baird), and then Generic Dothraki Horde Member A defends Eddard Stark (Alexander (Alex) Hibbert) by killing Jon Snow (Twm Stone), whose reincarnation Jon Snow then bests him in a duel

Sunday, 7 February

[19:00 PM] OMG! A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Ellie Holderness, James Brotherson, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Curtis Reubens, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Tom Flynn, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson & Kai Hugtenburg (Georgina Turner) turns to SPECTRE, is KIA by Acronym Attack

Monday, 8 February

[08:15 AM] el Che guns down someone's girlfriend, goes wanted!
[09:55 AM] Aimeric Malter brings shame to the name faceless man, stabbed by Osney Kettleblack
[18:00 PM] Brienne of Darth finds another victim, removing Collio Quaynis (Richard Jones) from the gene pool.
[23:30 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg attacks Vinculo Polospiffarian in a protected area, leaving them wounded but alive!

Tuesday, 9 February

[09:55 AM] Stannis Baratheon delivers a righteous death to Haviland Tuf (Dimitrije Erdeljan)
[11:00 AM] George R. R. Martin tidies up the storyline, bumping off Vinculo Polospiffarian (Vid Mehta)
[17:45 PM] Mouse Mormont (Max Quastel) is KIA by Acronym Attack
[22:45 PM] Donald Trump (Helen Piatkowski) comes in second, beaten by Sleepy Gary

Thursday, 11 February

[10:00 AM] ocsaif (Ben Anson) down, out by A member of a very loose coalition of players
[11:00 AM] A sudden but inevitable betrayal by Judas, putting an end to A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Joe Tomkinson, Georgie Turner, Ellie Holderness, Kai Hugtenburg, Tom Flynn, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Fred Alford & James Botherson. (Tom Flynn)
[19:55 PM] Shrimad Rajachandra is through the looking glass, gunning down The Red Queen (Em Miles)
[22:00 PM] Jaqen H'ghar kills Jon Snow (Twm Stone) for bearing

Friday, 12 February

[13:00 PM] A mouse evades the keen claws of danger kitten
[16:06 PM] Police shenanigans, as Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau kills The Lordling (Claire Farey) for bearing
[18:30 PM] Tired of his political theory, George R. R. Martin directs Jon Snow to assassinate Jean-Paul Marat (Alexander Piskunov)
[20:00 PM] General Tapioca kills king of the rats (Salman Iftikhar), accompanied by General Alcazar...
[21:15 PM] ...who then brings down Ghost AKA The Kingslayer AKA A member of a very loose coalition of players (Clara Ding), with Jon Snow arriving too late to save her.
[22:00 PM] Arya Stark (Gwilym Kuiper) duels el Che

Sunday, 14 February

[13:55 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of Tom Flynn, Claire Farey, Curtis Reubens, Kai Hugtenburg, Freddie Brewer, Joe Tomkinson, Gwilym Kuiper, James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Georgie Turner & Ellie Holderness AKA Judas AKA Gryph, Griff, Gryff and Griph (James Brotherston) is counter to the revolution, sent down by el Che

Tuesday, 16 February

[14:02 PM] Handsome Jack sends Victarion Greyjoy (Daniel Wong) to the Drowned God
[16:30 PM] The Game of Thrones theme tune drops the bass on _____ _________ (Jonny Phillips)
[18:00 PM] Jon Snow (Twm Stone) once again dies in mysterious circumstances, this time to Jaqen H'ghar

Wednesday, 17 February

[10:00 AM] danger kitten has something to say...
[20:35 PM] The Imp makes an observation

Thursday, 18 February

[12:00 PM] George R. R. Martin completely fails to do anything
[13:10 PM] George R. R. Martin finally decides to bump off Littlefingers (Dominic Yates)

Friday, 19 February

[11:05 AM] Sleepy Gary kills The Imp (Yaron Bernstein) with a crossbow in the latrine
[22:55 PM] The Lord of Light abandons Stannis Baratheon (Gabriel Cradden) in favour of General Tapioca and General Alcazar

Saturday, 20 February

[17:30 PM] Khal Drogo (Alexander Bailey) falls off his horse, courtesy of Leo "Steve" Kayean

Sunday, 21 February

[00:00 AM] Invoking the power of the Lord of Light, Jon Snow kills Ser Melisandre (Jon Adlam) from a distance
[15:00 PM] Jon Snow accompanies General Tapioca and General Alcazar to take down edgy hype beast (Harry Sarson)
[16:00 PM] General Tapioca (Alexis de Vivenot) and Shrimad Rajachandra (Armand de Durfort) double kill on Jesus Green.
[19:30 PM] Eddard Stark delivers the justice of the King in the North, executing Osney Kettleblack (Daniel Chiverton)

Saturday, 27 February

[21:00 PM] Some final (?) pre-duel poetry.

Sunday, 28 February

[19:00 PM] Risky business, as A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg attends formal and avoids betrayal to danger kitten
[19:30 PM] Alex H.'s Second-Worst Nightmare... (his worst nightmare is the Umpire's poetry) shoots Brienne of Darth, but the kill is annulled.

Monday, 29 February

[22:00 PM] danger kitten and Leo "Steve" Kayean meet OoB, fail to ambush each other on the way out.
[23:30 PM] He's now a (dead) astronaut, as Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau (Curtis Reubens) is stabbed by Ice Maiden

Tuesday, 1 March

[19:00 PM] Ser Robert Strong finally takes down Brienne of Darth (Isobel Sands)

Sunday, 6 March

[17:00 PM] A member of a loose coalition of players consisting of James Brotherston, Fred Alford, Gwilym Kuiper, Freddie Brewer, Claire Farey, Georgie Turner, Joe Tomkinson, Ellie Holderness, Curtis Reubens, Tom Flynn & Kai Hugtenburg (Freddie Brewer) delivers their final proof.
[18:00 PM] The Duel

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