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New on Saturday, 14 March
New on Tuesday, 10 March
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5 Mar, 18:00 PM]
Archbishop of Banterbury AKA Bantom of the Opera AKA Praying Bantis AKA Bantidisestablishmentarianism AKA Bantastic Mr Fox AKA Bantercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Alexander Hardwick) reign finally ends after he is ambushed by Marcus V. Agrippa! and Yog-Sothoth, Lord of the Outer Darkness
New on Friday, 6 March
[
4 Mar, 18:25 PM]
Yog-Sothoth, Lord of the Outer Darkness gets an opportune kill on Golden Magikarp AKA Red Gyarados (Krin Muskens)
New on Thursday, 5 March
New on Tuesday, 3 March
New on Monday, 2 March
[
27 Feb, 19:35 PM]
Archbishop of Banterbury gets another kill, this time on Week 5 (Peter Jordan)
[
27 Feb, 10:30 AM]
Aqua Grunt 1 AKA Aqua Leader Archie (Jacques Elliott) killed by K
New on Wednesday, 25 February
[
23 Feb, 18:30 PM]
Aqua Grunt 1 kills police Osiris (Alexis de Vivenot) in self-defense
New on Monday, 23 February
[
22 Feb, 16:10 PM]
Bantom of the Opera redeems himself by killing Ennui (Sahil Youngs)
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21 Feb, 21:00 PM]
Osiris and Anubis kills incos Angelica (Anna Tindall), Scoop (Daniel Richman) and Charitable (Matthew Coates)
New on Sunday, 22 February
New on Saturday, 21 February
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20 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Cardinal Bishop Basilios Bessarion kills Spike Spiegel (Jordan Holgate)
[
20 Feb, 17:50 PM]
Bantidisestablishmentarianism gets a bantastic kill on Bantersaurus Rex (Samuel Mackey)
New on Thursday, 19 February
[
19 Feb, 17:00 PM]
Foghorn Leghorn gets revenge on Jonarne136 - codename (Dan Hepworth)
[
19 Feb, 10:00 AM]
Duchess shoots Light Yagami (Mikaela Belcher) just before she can stab him
[
18 Feb, 17:00 PM]
Golden Magikarp uses splash. It's super effective! Team Rocket blacked out.
[
18 Feb, 11:30 AM]
Golden Magikarp fends off an attack with help of The Spanish Inquisition
New on Wednesday, 18 February
[
15 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Muttley (Ben Morley) and Dick Dastardly (James Brotherston) annihilate each other
[
18 Feb, 10:40 AM]
Team Rocket Grunt 3's Cyndaquil claims Victor Volt (Isobel Sands)
[
16 Feb, 21:00 PM]
The Whistler corners 2 inco police, Mojo Jojo (Robert Allen) and Bunny (deceased) (Piercarlo Maini)
New on Sunday, 15 February
[
7 Feb, 20:00 PM]
Wile E. Coyote kills incos The cheese grater (Conrad Allison)
[
9 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Penelope Pitstop kills Dick Dastardly (James Brotherston) and Pistachio (Yu She)
New on Saturday, 14 February
[
13 Feb, 22:00 PM]
Marcus V. Agrippa! redeems himself by killing Bantman (Will Bently)
[
7 Feb, 12:30 PM]
The Dark Knight (Ogaba Ifere) gets caught leaving the shower by Marcus V. Agrippa!
[
12 Feb, 19:30 PM]
Concordia and Dick Dastardly do police work, getting Shego (Em Miles)
[
12 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Aqua Leader Archie shows real leadership to Aqua Grunt 11 (Kai Hugtenburg)
[
11 Feb, 17:20 PM]
Mass shooting leaves Aqua Grunt 7 (Joseph Gregory), Aqua Grunt 8 (Fergus Powell) and Europa (Ellen Berry) dead
New on Wednesday, 11 February
[
5 Feb, 22:05 PM]
Team Rocket Grunt 3 uses a Cyndaquil to end the life of N (Freddie Brewer)
[
9 Feb, 13:05 PM]
The Whistler backstabs Aqua Grunt 2 (Gwilym Kuiper) shortly after he killed Inverted Hedgehog (Joe Tomkinson)
New on Tuesday, 10 February
[
7 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Sylvester kills incos Optimus Can't-Rhyme (Gourav Khullar) and Tim, Lord of Something or Other (Nathan Smith)
[
7 Feb, 13:15 PM]
Concordia shoots inco Team Rocket Grunt 14 (Joseph Swartzentruber)
[
9 Feb, 22:00 PM]
Marcus V. Agrippa! and The Whistler go inco hunting, bagging Jerry (Thomas Chalklen) and appledog (Chenshan Hu)
[
9 Feb, 17:50 PM]
Yosemite Sam (Andrew Raison) shot at his doorstep by Dick Dastardly
[
8 Feb, 19:00 PM]
Derek Duanmu (Diandian Wang) dinner is disturbed by death at the hands of Light Yagami
New on Sunday, 8 February
[
7 Feb, 13:20 PM]
Bantom of the Opera's sword claims Mr Acceptable (Henry Dickie)
[
7 Feb, 22:45 PM]
Inverted Hedgehog's giant panda kills Malcolm Reynolds (Alistair O'Neill) and a bystander
[
7 Feb, 19:00 PM]
The Silver Slug goes clubbing with Captain Crispy (Ben Sillence)
[
7 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Gernald Gernaldson talks with Randall (Angus Hammond) and then kills him
[
6 Feb, 18:30 PM]
The Unforgiven is sent back to hell by Marcus V. Agrippa!
[
6 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Team Rocket Grunt 10 kills Mustrum Ridcully (Alex Fairclough)
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5 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Light Yagami kills Moonhead(Sofia Riccio) and maims Archbishop of Banterbury
[
1 Feb, 17:00 PM]
Archbishop of Banterbury slices Shaggy Rogers (Matt Almond)
New on Friday, 6 February
[
1 Feb, 13:00 PM]
The Unforgiven chases prey like a hunting dog, eventually overpowering team plasma grunt 3 (Georgina Turner)
New on Thursday, 5 February
[
4 Feb, 22:03 PM]
Police 002 gets wanted Aqua Grunt 3 (James Delaney), only to then be shot by Aqua Grunt 1
[
5 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Aqua Grunt 8 tricks The Spanish Inquisition (Josh McQuail)
New on Wednesday, 4 February
[
4 Feb, 18:30 PM]
Thelonius Nail (Richard Jones)'s wanted status proves fatal, at the hands of Mojo Jojo and Blossom
[
3 Feb, 20:30 PM]
Onex (Anindya Sharma) life ends with 2 nerfs to the chest from ArmouredTitan
New on Tuesday, 3 February
[
3 Feb, 09:55 AM]
Archbishop of Banterbury uses his +2 holy sword of giggles on Little Mai (Charlie Daffern)
[
2 Feb, 14:00 PM]
Shredder (David Calin) shreds no more, Aqua Grunt 3 killing him
[
2 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Duchess makes Victor, are you still alive? (Tom Flynn) answer with a no
[
1 Feb, 18:30 PM]
Thelonius Nail shoots first and asks later, killing Meowth (Nour Kharma)
[
1 Feb, 17:50 PM]
A bloody fight ends with 000 (Robert Calvert) and Team Rocket Grunt 1 (Richard Birkett) dead, with only Team Rocket Grunt 3 and Team Rocket Grunt 7 left to tell the tale
New on Sunday, 1 February
[
30 Jan, 20:00 PM]
Victor, are you still alive? gets a deadly threat on his door
New on Saturday, 31 January
[
30 Jan, 16:00 PM]
Team Rocket Grunt 7 does his master's dirty work, killing man (Basil Woods)
[
30 Jan, 18:30 PM]
Bantersaurus Rex (Samuel Mackey) is slashed at dinner by The Bantmanian Devil
[
30 Jan, 13:15 PM]
Journals of Food makes a meal out of Solaire of Astora (Ben Smith)
[
30 Jan, 10:00 AM]
Shredder gets his first taste of blood, in this case Cosa Nostra (Sam Twist)'s blood
[
29 Jan, 19:40 PM]
madness, Flowerpot (James Roberts) ends The Riddler (Joshua de Gromoboy)'s reign of terror, but at the ultimate cost
[
29 Jan, 11:45 AM]
The Riddler strikes again, bagging Charlie Hebdo (Quintin Langley-Coleman)
[
29 Jan, 10:55 AM]
First blood! The Riddler kills DragoN (Leslie Stowe) outside her lecture
New on Wednesday, 28 January
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