The Assassins' Guild

[27 Nov, 19:45 PM] Alessandro Mariani (Cheddar Nimitz Jr.) is turned to swiss-cheese by Hodor

[27 Nov, 21:00 PM] Say what you like about the U.S. Navy, they don't give easily...

[27 Nov, 16:15 PM] Charlie Farmer (The "The") holds the line against Alessandro Mariani (Cheddar Nimitz) and Thomas (Twm) Stone (Generic SHIELD Agent #94) in an epic siege that, in true George R. R. Martin style, leaves everyone dead

New on Thursday, 27 November

[27 Nov, 23:59 PM] With my freeze-ray I will stop, the game...

[27 Nov, 15:44 PM] Likely our final message Via Telegram

New on Wednesday, 26 November

[25 Nov, 17:01 PM] Stan Lee is baiting Umpirical wrath...

[26 Nov, 09:20 AM] The city is safe again, as the infamous Ben Weber (Stan Lee) is brought down by Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin and The Slightly Rabid Gerbil

[25 Nov, 10:00 AM] Agent Coulson sees duty done, with an...interesting...new S.H.I.E.L.D. prototype from Fitz and Simmons, killing Leslie Stowe (Patience)

[24 Nov, 13:30 PM] Hodor gets trigger-happy...

[25 Nov, 00:11 AM] Another nuisance call Via Telegram. I'm on the Telegram Preference Service you know - I shouldn't be getting these!

New on Monday, 24 November

[23 Nov, 22:00 PM] Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin rides to the rescue of Gryff who is besieged by DrKrieger supported by Cheddar Nimitz and Hands of Blue

[24 Nov, 17:00 PM] Stan Lee's (slightly more targeted) rampage continues, as he guns down inco Tomasz (Tomek) Jan Nawrocki with the following Description

[24 Nov, 13:05 PM] Stan Lee isn't satisfied with his Avengers cameo and goes on a rampage!

[24 Nov, 13:00 PM] Salman Iftikhar (DrKrieger) supported by Cheddar Nimitz tries to take down Bullet tooth tony, but the gunslinger turns the tables on the villainous doctor

[20 Nov, 18:00 PM] Seriously DaVinci. Seriously.

New on Sunday, 23 November

[22 Nov, 21:30 PM] Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin, Gryff and The Slightly Rabid Gerbil return from their King's wake, but the death of their monarch has not dented their resolve. Long live King Robin!

[21 Nov, 16:41 PM] Another cryptic missive Via Telegram - the network seems to be being run by BT Broadband...

[21 Nov, 19:00 PM] Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin, Gryff and The Slightly Rabid Gerbil are seen lurking in the dark. I can only presume they are holding a vigil for their fallen King...

[23 Nov, 12:00 PM] Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin leads The Slightly Rabid Gerbil in an attack, but their target flees Via Telegram before Robin can point out that this is his job...

[22 Nov, 14:09 PM] Reports of a hangover may explain the erratic nature of the message we received yesterday Via Telegram

New on Saturday, 22 November

[21 Nov, 08:30 AM] The King is dead! Michael French (King Mickey) falls to the nefarious scheming of DrKrieger!

[21 Nov, 16:10 PM] Bad Luck haunts Doc Holliday

[21 Nov, 12:00 PM] Robert Allen (DaVinci)'s run of almost shooting police players comes to a end as he ends and is ended by Thomas (Twm) Stone (Generic SHIELD Agent #1)

[20 Nov, 21:00 PM] Dead Bowie issues a challenge to Tomasz (Tomek) Jan Nawrocki

New on Friday, 21 November

[19 Nov, 13:16 PM] Generic SHIELD Agent #1 does an autopsy on Joseph Gregory

[20 Nov, 14:45 PM] Blue Sun is a man down as Cristian-David Calin (Blue Hands) falls to DrKrieger

[20 Nov, 10:30 AM] DaVinci keeps up his tradition of nearly shooting police, narrowly avoiding killing Generic SHIELD Agent #1

[20 Nov, 18:15 PM] Agent Coulson and Patience's desperate alliance holds for another episode, but their enemies refuse to show themselves

[20 Nov, 17:28 PM] Cheddar Nimitz pays someone a call

New on Thursday, 20 November

[19 Nov, 07:50 AM] King Mickey goes out to meet the peasants, meeting the militiamen Cheddar Nimitz, Hands of Blue and Loki, and a would-be-regicide of questionable proficiency DrKrieger. King Mickey also guns down Joseph Gregory (DarkMavis) and lays siege to the fortress of Blue Hands and Hodor

[18 Nov, 20:09 PM] DrKrieger guns down Elizabeth Anne Hawkins (71hours)

[17 Nov, 13:00 PM] Gryff cuts down James Brett (Enkvir)

[19 Nov, 18:02 PM] Unlikely allies Patience and Agent Coulson assemble to take on Blue Hands

[18 Nov, 09:55 AM] DarkMavis extinguishes Neil Ibata (the Lightning Flame)

New on Wednesday, 19 November

[18 Nov, 17:30 PM] Impasse as DaVinci demonstes a lack of genius when targeting DarkMavis

[18 Nov, 08:45 AM] King Mickey slays the pretender Alfie Wright (Griph). Long live the King!

[18 Nov, 11:15 AM] We're a redshirt down as Joshua de Gromoboy (Generic SHIELD Agent #2) falls to Patience, a traitor in the police ranks. Out of the darkness, into the light! Hail HYDRA!

[17 Nov, 23:00 PM] Augustin Zidek, Daniel (Danny) Hunt, Grace Ding, Hayley Weir, Maciej Szukszto, Michael Lin, Nathan Wang Liao Yinan and Nicola Larter fall to a shower of Umpirical thunderbolts

[18 Nov, 17:21 PM] Bad Luck descends upon Doc Holliday, but Doc Holliday is out. Bad luck Bad Luck...

New on Tuesday, 18 November

[17 Nov, 18:05 PM] Crossed lines? Another message Via Telegram...

[17 Nov, 17:44 PM] Kieran Gilday (SentientWaffle) is hungrily devoured by an attack penguin, sent Via Telegram

New on Monday, 17 November

[17 Nov, 15:50 PM] The hammer of Thor falls on Zack Hassan (The Rooster)

[17 Nov, 15:00 PM] A dead Leslie Stowe lures SentientWaffle into the clutches of invisibalkitty resulting in an annulled kill, a grumpy Umpire and Leslie Stowe's new police incarnation going immediately Corrupt

[17 Nov, 19:00 PM] Sahil Youngs (The Shade) slips into darkness, life claimed by invisibalkitty

[17 Nov, 11:59 AM] King Mickey takes the traditional kingly approach to rivals, and stabs Louise Davies (Zer0) to death

[16 Nov, 16:50 PM] Having had enough the Chorus being brought into disrepute, Dr Horrible, Corporal Hammer, and Nikki Heat descend upon Samuel Mackey (Faith). Faith brings down Douglas Hall (Dr Horrible) but is trampled to death by BAD HORSE, released by Corporal Hammer

[17 Nov, 11:00 AM] The newly promoted Lieutenant Hammer falls to the invisibalkitty

[17 Nov, 08:50 AM] The killing spree of Leslie Stowe (jehearo AKA ISaD) is ended by the SentientWaffle

[16 Nov, 15:45 PM] Wesley Wyndam-Pryce and DaVinci declare war on Gri/yphMaf, with Richard Jones (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) gunning down Morgan Rayner-Philipson (Gryph) but falling to Griph, with Hoban's Stegosaurus lurking in the background planning a sudden but inevitable betrayal - but for whom?

[16 Nov, 15:00 PM] Angus Hammond (Freeze ray) doesn't like the sound Open Season, and withdraws his ELE application

New on Sunday, 16 November

[16 Nov, 15:02 PM] Laurel (Griph) and Hardy (Gryph) are at it again...

[16 Nov, 12:00 PM] King Mickey, Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin, The Slightly Rabid Gerbil and Gryff declare a crusade against incompetence, slaying Louise Ellis (Japanese Knotweed) while Dr Horrible lurks sinisterly in the background

[15 Nov, 21:00 PM] jehearo passes the standard ELE loyalty test, killing boyfriend Lucky Delaunay (Flexy)

[15 Nov, 18:16 PM] Faith illegally slays SentientWaffle resulting in belated Umpirical intervention and heaping further infamy on Faith

New on Saturday, 15 November

[14 Nov, 18:00 PM] Oh dear DaVinci, oh dear...

[15 Nov, 16:55 PM] Dr Horrible eschews thunderbolting in favour of doing things the old-fashioned way, and starts by gunning down Emily Craddock (DRKN335)

[13 Nov, 16:48 PM] Alexander Hardwick (Quokka) proves that while the pen is mightier than the sword, it's not a match for The Slightly Rabid Gerbil supported by Tim the Enchanter

[12 Nov, 10:20 AM] ISaD is unemotional about gunning down Tom James (Vulcan)

[12 Nov, 23:10 PM] Faith kills a competent player in error and is declared corrupt. Time for a redemption arc, or descent into amorality? We shall see...

[13 Nov, 09:30 AM] Ben Smith (Admiral Ackbar) falls into a trap laid by King Mickey who proves him to be no Dovahkin

[13 Nov, 16:10 PM] invisibalkitty isn't having a good day...

[13 Nov, 11:16 AM] Fred Alford (Duchess) falls to the ongoing slaughter being perpetrated by jehearo

New on Friday, 14 November

[12 Nov, 19:15 PM] DaVinci disects a corpse...

New on Wednesday, 12 November

[11 Nov, 17:58 PM] Rob Laidlow (Glorfindel) is savaged to death by an attack penguin sent Via Telegram

[11 Nov, 12:01 PM] Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin rides to battle, but then thinks better of it and runs away...

[12 Nov, 16:17 PM] DrKrieger tries to cull a SentientWaffle but it resists...

[12 Nov, 17:45 PM] You see a black-tie clad Matt Kaye (Ghost); who you gonna call? Quokka apparently...

[12 Nov, 14:24 PM] Quokka recieves mail...

[12 Nov, 13:55 PM] Another message arrives Via Telegram

[12 Nov, 09:40 AM] The Duchess ends not just the soup, but the entire banquet for Gwilym Kuiper (End My Soup? AKA Lost Immortal)

New on Tuesday, 11 November

[11 Nov, 10:07 AM] jehearo's racking up the kills, taking down Alexander Horne (Laika)

[11 Nov, 11:05 AM] Quokka murders first Katherine Macfarland (Ninetails) and then poetry

New on Monday, 10 November

[10 Nov, 16:17 PM] DrKrieger's reconnaissance comes to nothing

[10 Nov, 14:52 PM] jehearo inhumes Hannah Cavender-Deere (Captain Paws) - I wonder what she's Captain of?

[9 Nov, 18:00 PM] King Mickey leads an army of Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin, The Slightly Rabid Gerbil and Gryff, but the enemy marauders cannot be brought to the field of battle

[10 Nov, 20:41 PM] Still no luck for Griph...

[10 Nov, 20:05 PM] No luck for Griph

New on Sunday, 9 November

[8 Nov, 19:01 PM] Hodor decides that killing Steve Hodgson would Matternot

[9 Nov, 14:15 PM] Laika leaves behind the bloodied corpse of Matthew Coates (Sanguine)

[9 Nov, 11:18 AM] The Rooster gets cocky, and guns down an innocent, becoming Wanted!

[8 Nov, 19:00 PM] Ninetails flays Joshua de Gromoboy (1337PKer)

New on Saturday, 8 November

[8 Nov, 12:22 PM] DarkMavis tells the tale of Lost Immortal who renders Thomas (Twm) Stone both Cloakless and lifeless

[7 Nov, 11:00 AM] Stefan Bencik (Rosencrantz) is dead, slain by Long John Silver, no word as yet on Guildenstern...

[7 Nov, 09:00 AM] Focus Quokka! Focus!

New on Friday, 7 November

[6 Nov, 20:40 PM] Two-by-two hands-of-blue as heidigger and Hands of Blue square off indecisively against Valvopus but Alessandro Mariani (heidigger) is brought down by Blue Hands!

[5 Nov, 21:51 PM] Mike McMurdersome can't live up to his name today it seems

[5 Nov, 18:00 PM] Attempts: 4 - kills Zer0

[6 Nov, 22:10 PM] Richard Allitt (Simon Tam) ends up on the wrong side (or at least the losing side) of jehearo's nerf gun. Rest in peace Simon, we shall all name our hamsters after you...

[5 Nov, 21:40 PM] invisibalkitty is on the prowl...

[6 Nov, 12:10 PM] DarkMavis strikes down Alex Allen (Jaqen H'ghar)

[6 Nov, 21:30 PM] King Mickey and Tim the Enchanter search the realm, but caution prevails over bravado

[6 Nov, 20:20 PM] James Alexander (Ted the Bear) is cut down in a cunning ploy by Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

New on Thursday, 6 November

[6 Nov, 19:05 PM] Bad Luck as Chris Djali (SCP001) suffers a mysterious fatal injury...

[6 Nov, 19:21 PM] Simon Tam seeks to deliver an efficient (and lethal) treatment for incompetence, but his patient is nowhere to be found

[6 Nov, 13:00 PM] Michael Warman the (Evil Chicken) has his wings clipped by an assassin, of whom no Description could be given

New on Wednesday, 5 November

[5 Nov, 14:20 PM] Angelus and Quokka the bard go inco hunting, killing Alex Fairclough (pseudonym), but Samuel Mackey (Angelus) is slain by The "The"

[5 Nov, 08:30 AM] Griph and Gryph go a-hunting, but lose their way a little...

[5 Nov, 11:35 AM] 71hours and the target's still not arrived...

[5 Nov, 11:23 AM] A corpse was brutally attacked! How very illogical Vulcan

New on Tuesday, 4 November

[3 Nov, 18:40 PM] Sanguine merrily slaughters Ying Teng (Yang)

[4 Nov, 13:01 PM] Glorfindel salies forth but finds no foes

New on Monday, 3 November

[2 Nov, 22:11 PM] The Freeze ray halts Timothy Ekeh (ArmouredTitan) in his tracks

[3 Nov, 21:51 PM] the Lightning Flame turns the tables on Kai Hugtenburg, eclipsing the Pink Moon

[3 Nov, 18:50 PM] The Evil Chicken shows Jonathan Utterson (Diraclohr) who's first in the pecking order

[3 Nov, 10:00 AM] Nikki Heat continues to cut a swathe through the incompetence list as Alex Law (the water) evaporates before her wrath

[2 Nov, 15:00 PM] Stanislav Fort (Gaius Plinius Secundus) will have to have vengeance in the next life as his current incarnation has just been cut down by Nikki Heat

[2 Nov, 18:30 PM] DaVinci's research pays off, driving Albert Seung Woo Kang the Bantersaurous Rex into extinction

[2 Nov, 17:00 PM] Wesley Wyndam-Pryce slays Rowan Haslam (Totoro)

[2 Nov, 13:36 PM] Buffy Summers and Simon Tam help Angelus take down Oona Farchy (gingerbreadman) and Robert Carroll (Teduardo) and Doc Holliday gun down Fergus Egan (goose)

[2 Nov, 13:00 PM] Dr Horrible, Lary Bambel, heidigger and the Evil Chicken sweep for incompetents for over 4 hours. Only one shot is fired in anger, and does not result in a kill...

[2 Nov, 13:00 PM] The Bash begins!

[2 Nov, 10:40 AM] It's a brand new day, and the first Incompetence List is posted!

[2 Nov, 11:40 AM] The not so terrible Dmitrij Szamozvancev (Ivan the Terrible) suffers a sudden but inevitable betrayal at the hands of Hoban's Stegosaurus

[2 Nov, 11:04 AM] Angelus begins his spree in tame fashion eliminating Alice Li (Cherry Fire) with a *bang* kill

[2 Nov, 11:00 AM] Quokka cries havoc and lets slip the dogs of war on Ben Catterall (Wolf)

[2 Nov, 13:30 PM] Enkvir kills Isar Bhattacharjee (Sanil Roy)

New on Sunday, 2 November

[2 Nov, 14:10 PM] Danielle Saunders (Captain Hammer) finds out what pain feels like at the hands of Ben Sillence (Nefarious Noddy) but is slain by a watchful police ally Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[2 Nov, 20:26 PM] Ninetails whips out a pistol and shoots Vidur Mehta (Big V)

[2 Nov, 18:00 PM] A man with Blue Hands kills Josh Degenhardt in his natural HABITat

[2 Nov, 21:51 PM] Kevin Duff (KDog) is so appalled by the singing of the Bad Horse Chorus he resigns from the game...

[2 Nov, 09:57 AM] James Meiklejohn (Klarrisa Spievack) fears the evaluation of the Bad Horse Chorus and quickly withdraws his application

[2 Nov, 12:49 PM] A bridge too far for Rachael Gregory (Bellatrix) who falls to erstwhile friend String bean Jean

[1 Nov, 23:59 PM] Absolutely nothing happened today. The calm before the storm?

[31 Oct, 22:40 PM] Justice (and supper) is served as Henry McIntyre Dickie (Enrique Parmesan) is sliced up by SentientWaffle

[31 Oct, 18:25 PM] The rogue Enrique Parmesan is out of control, killing unarmed Bad Horse Chorus member Samuel Mackey (Fred) as a pre-emptive action!

New on Saturday, 1 November

[31 Oct, 11:40 AM] Arrrrrr! Long John Silver runs Nikolaos Kateris (Tachytis) through with a dagger

[31 Oct, 13:45 PM] SCP001 really needs to change recruiting policies...

New on Friday, 31 October

[31 Oct, 13:00 PM] Rory Bolsover (Gunpowder Green) is savaged to death by The fluffy hamster

[31 Oct, 12:00 PM] Christopher Bennett (Divine Shadow) fails to learn lessons from watching Jurassic Park and is slaughtered by a Bantersaurous Rex

[31 Oct, 11:06 AM] Mission failure for SCP001

[29 Oct, 17:30 PM] Altaria forces Heather Britton (The Foretold) to stand-down permanently

[26 Oct, 20:00 PM] The invisibalkitty gets the jump on Clarine Julienne (lilipoutou) and her chauffeur Romaric Masson (The Crew's Driver)

[30 Oct, 21:13 PM] Michael Truby (The Tainted Naegor) is forced to withdraw his application to the ELE on medical grounds

[30 Oct, 13:55 PM] DrKrieger's up to some evil scheming as emminet scientist Souradip Mookerjee (Lemongrab) is murdered near his lab

[30 Oct, 17:00 PM] DaVinci still can't get this assassination lark to fly...

[30 Oct, 15:20 PM] Bad Luck strikes for Leo Popplewell the Goliath birdeater tarantula

New on Thursday, 30 October

[29 Oct, 13:30 PM] Enrique Parmesan is cheesed off to find himself Wanted! after an incident of mistaken identity

[28 Oct, 16:46 PM] King Mickey leads another charge with The fluffy hamster and Tim the Enchanter who slays Isaac Lawton (Trodat) and Rachel Wilson (Someone Maternal)

[29 Oct, 16:43 PM] Priorities heidigger, priorities...

[29 Oct, 16:15 PM] Bad Luck isn't having the best luck today

[29 Oct, 13:20 PM] The Duchess kills off Joseph Paul Bradbury Swartzentruber (Guarneri) in terribly common fashion

New on Wednesday, 29 October

[27 Oct, 13:05 PM] End My Soup? puts Ben Weber (The Overly Ambitious Assassin) in his place at, and I quote, '13:05 this morning'...

[28 Oct, 10:05 AM] Start the clock - The Foretold is here - and soon after Christopher Weekes lies dead in a (crazy random happenstance)

[27 Oct, 23:30 PM] King Mickey's special operations unit composed of Bullet tooth tony, Tim the Enchanter, Admiral Ackbar, The fluffy hamster and Ben Morley raid [REDACTED], with Admiral Ackbar killing Alyosha Latyntsev (John Von Neurfmann), The fluffy hamster killing Georgios Topaloglou (L'assassino) and Bullet tooth tony killing Alistair O'Neill (The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber), but Ben Morley (Ben Morley) is ambushed and slain by Hodor; Loki was just passing...

[28 Oct, 16:45 PM] Quokka proves Greg Harker (Artful Dodger) is poorly named...

[27 Oct, 22:10 PM] Griph and Gryph go looking for targets but are unable to triangulate their locations...

New on Tuesday, 28 October

[27 Oct, 18:20 PM] Evil Chicken's poultry efforts scrape an extension to their competence deadline

[27 Oct, 20:57 PM] 1337PKer efficiently deletes Molly O'Connor (Fruncies)

[27 Oct, 19:46 PM] The Rooster kills two birds with one stone as Em Travis (Alice Cooper) and Meg Honigmann (Scarlett shadow) are clawed to death

New on Monday, 27 October

[27 Oct, 21:28 PM] Someone answering to Description tries to visit Enrique Parmesan but edam well came at the wrong time - how that must grate (sorry)

[27 Oct, 11:05 AM] Karan Gupta (Pent Breath) and Madeleine Steer (Meatier Needles) prove a bad combination, simultaneously killing each other with knives

New on Sunday, 26 October

[26 Oct, 18:50 PM] Griph has the nerve to gun down their assassin Robin Borchert the BigBadNeuroSwagg

[26 Oct, 02:00 AM] Let's do the Time Warp again...

[26 Oct, 18:51 PM] End My Soup? goes all Sweeny Todd on Rory Barber (Edward Scissorhands) with help from Pink Moon

[25 Oct, 16:46 PM] Sanguine merrily declares that Ruggero Chicco (It's Chico Time) is over

[26 Oct, 13:00 PM] Gri/y/ff/phMaf is one member down as a Ghost picks off Rory Braggins (Griff)

[24 Oct, 19:33 PM] heidigger can't dig up a target

[26 Oct, 11:30 AM] Trodat ends the ambitions of Kenki Matsumoto the Land of the Rising Sun

[23 Oct, 17:15 PM] String bean Jean spoils things by killing Fin Williams (MoisturiseMe) with a non-water weapon

New on Saturday, 25 October

[25 Oct, 18:00 PM] The Rooster ends what Ignas Urbonavicius (The Other Guy) started...

[23 Oct, 15:44 PM] Cloakless would rather be at Oxford than not find his target...

[22 Oct, 16:30 PM] Griff discusses his alliance with Gryph by taking pot-shots at him...

[23 Oct, 08:45 AM] Andrew Guy (The Uncaring Hands) heartlessness is made very literal by 1337PKer

[22 Oct, 11:03 AM] Anna Catherine Tindall (Zebra 42) and Isobel Sands (Nikki Heat) can't Dodge the righteous fire of Doc Holliday

[22 Oct, 23:20 PM] snow falls on invisibalkitty who evades purrrrfectly (sorry)

[24 Oct, 09:55 AM] Shocking behavior by Fred the latest would-be recruit to the Bad Horse Chorus who tries to cut down Enrique Parmesan with no cause!

[23 Oct, 00:15 AM] Totoro is not your friend Midnight Dragon

[24 Oct, 11:51 AM] Cloakless you have mail...

[24 Oct, 15:00 PM] It pains me to explain that Quokka is at it again...

[24 Oct, 11:55 AM] Laika's really putting in the evil-hours today as Richard Jones (Ivan Inamiable) falls

[24 Oct, 14:23 PM] Xueqi Qin (snow) is no longer Lemongrab's nemesis

[24 Oct, 10:55 AM] Laika ends the diabolical biological experiments of Aiden Chan (Rahiden)

[24 Oct, 08:32 AM] Christopher Giles Martin (PinkiePied) is gutted after Rosencrantz holds a surprise early-morning sword themed party for him

New on Friday, 24 October

[23 Oct, 16:23 PM] PinkiePied is perturbed by a problematic party plan

[23 Oct, 10:55 AM] An assassin Zer0es in on Matt Cornford (The Sloth) who can't be bothered to keep alert

New on Thursday, 23 October

[21 Oct, 18:50 PM] MoisturiseMe crosses the path of a Shadowcat, but it's bad luck for Nour Kharma (Shadowcat) who dies to shuriken.

[22 Oct, 17:55 PM] Quokka sights a target but fails to catch their ad-verse-ary (sorry)

[22 Oct, 20:45 PM] Enrique Parmesan shows how it should be done, proving that Samuel Mackey (The Reaver) can in fact die from stab wounds

[22 Oct, 17:30 PM] DaVinci thinks Captain Hammer is horribly familiar but stops short of making a very big mistake...

[22 Oct, 15:09 PM] Matt Almond (Kazuo Kiriyama) suffers death by Freeze ray

[22 Oct, 13:15 PM] Intrigue abounds as The Reaver speeds Sofia Riccio (Charon) across the Styx

[22 Oct, 13:00 PM] Ben Morley proves adept at chopping vegetables as Frederick Brewer (Turnip) falls to his chopping "knoif"

[22 Oct, 17:29 PM] jehearo truly turns Shaun Sim into Bantha Fodder

[22 Oct, 21:50 PM] James Delaney (Thumb Ducker) forgets his proton pack and is slain by a Ghost

[22 Oct, 16:20 PM] 71hours, a long time to spend losing a pursuer...

New on Wednesday, 22 October

[22 Oct, 14:10 PM] Sanguine is, well, cheerful about an act of murder. Seth Kruger (Hubris) has perhaps learned his lesson...

[22 Oct, 12:30 PM] DaVinci investigates, but makes no great discoveries today

[22 Oct, 12:05 PM] Trodat visits someone, but someone is out...

[21 Oct, 12:00 PM] The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber makes a literal One Eyed Jack out of Joe Tomkinson the Jack of Hearts

[21 Oct, 18:00 PM] PinkiePied spots a HABITual rogue sparring with a mystery assailant

[21 Oct, 12:15 PM] Japanese Knotweed overgrows Bobby He (The Steam Cleaner) but reports of the death of The Reaver have been greatly exagerated!

[21 Oct, 13:55 PM] Bullet tooth tony takes down Edward Jack Kirkby (Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan) not quite On the Hour aided by King Mickey and The Overly Ambitious Assassin

[21 Oct, 10:00 AM] Showtime!

[21 Oct, 18:07 PM] Mike McMurdersome shoots You! Sam Twist (You) dies...

[21 Oct, 15:20 PM] Tim the Enchanter helps King Mickey in finding Yu She's Nemo

[21 Oct, 14:35 PM] Quokka stabs a corpse...

[21 Oct, 14:00 PM] Q) Why did the Evil Chicken cross the road? A) To get to the target who wasn't in.

[21 Oct, 10:20 AM] Griph and Griff help Gryph show Matt Arnold the Mused Pony that he's nothing to the Thoroughbred of Sin

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Friday, 28 November