The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| William Barker | BB34, 3rd floor BB staircase, Cripps Court | Queens' | Water With Care | Relevant Information: I have a severe allergy to all nuts except coconut, for which I carry emergency epinephrine pens. Please don't pour copious amounts of water over my desk - it is generally littered with technology. |
This is the list of incompetent police:
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Connor James Willmington-Holmes | Fitzwilliam | Forest Gump III |
| Jake Cohen-Setton | Jesus | Cohen the Barbarian |
| Emily Room | St John's | Cecil Baldwin |
| Alex Burgess | Churchill | Wolffang |
| Orlando Beecroft | Fitzwilliam | randolph carter |
| John Darlison | Queens' | The Basilisk |
| Max Nussbaumer | Magdalene | Mightily Oats |
| Jonathan Michael Foonlan Tsang - known as Jonny | Queens' | Essex's Evanescor |
| Benjamin David Weber | St Catharine's | The Weaver |
| George Vare | Emmanuel | BFG |
| Alexander Cicale - known as Mum | Fitzwilliam | BuzzBear |
| Vidur Kartikeya Mehta - known as Vid | Emmanuel | Vanuatu |
| Isaac Lawton | Clare | Anton Vowl |
| Stephen Hobbs | Selwyn | Celestia Ludenberg |
| Filip Masic | Churchill | Spoon |
| Holly Sandford | Corpus Christi | Gwen Kirkland |
| Toby Bruce | Clare | Miroslav |
| Benjamin Dobson | Emmanuel | The Croatian National Guard |
| Sebastian Scholl | Corpus Christi | The Holy Pope |
| Katie Wong | Queens' | mynameisfrankie |
| James Hall | Gonville and Caius | Daud |
| Jack Lawrence | Homerton | Stripe-hat-killer |
| Kamile Rastenyte | Peterhouse | Selenia |
| Gabriel Luna Lopez | St Edmund's | Geralt of Rivia |
| Jack Brewster | Magdalene | Your faithful companion cube |
| Pongsakorn Siripornpitak - or Boyd | Downing | Dave |
| Emily Bain | Emmanuel | Vogon Jeltz |
| Toby Crisford | King's | Dr Zeus |
| Robert Seaton | Robinson | Daud |
| Liberty Majumdar - known as Libby | Homerton | Hermione Granger |
| Carlo Lori | Fitzwilliam | Ice |
| Eleanor Susan Redding Leydon | Emmanuel | Dead Nursings |
| Thomas Nagel | Downing | Baron Bagel |
| Tadhg Eoin Piotrowski | Queens' | Rodent |
| Ben Martineau | Peterhouse | Infernal Machine |
| Augustin Zidek | Gonville and Caius | The dead child |
| Jonas Moritz Baier | Peterhouse | some idiot |
| Amy Livingstone | Newnham | Banana Marley |
| Freddy Mills | Pembroke | The deceiver |
| Sam Garratt | Downing | Colonel Custard |
| Lukasz Segiet | St Catharine's | Kaiji |
| Thomas Patrick Lowe | Clare | Cinderella |
| Charlie Mercer | Emmanuel | Hatty McGrew |
| Chloe Abbott | New Hall | Scarlet Witch |
| Yu She | St Catharine's | DancingDorito |
| Macarena Machimbarrena - known as Maca | New Hall | Macbookpro |
| Payoshaa Shah - known as Pisha | Newnham | Luna Lovegood |
| Laura Tuck | Girton | The Friar |
| Rachael Gregory | Queens' | Pterodactyl |
| Yannis Papadmitrakopoulos | Gonville and Caius | incendio |
| Isar Bhattacharjee | St John's | Battery Charger |
| Kiara de Kremer | St Catharine's | Krem-Fresh |
| Qubekani Moyo | Peterhouse | Finch |
| Sophie Constable | King's | Gertrud |
| Rob Laidlow | Emmanuel | Blazer |
| Tony Zhou | St Catharine's | Koala |
| Craig Russell | St Edmund's | Craggles |
| Iila Jingjiao Li | New Hall | No Pseudonym |
| Tudor Balan | Corpus Christi | Jose Armando |
| Kate Blackshaw | Girton | Ellen Williams |
| Stanislav Fort - known as Stan | Trinity | Tarquinius Superbus |
| Andrew Harland | Gonville and Caius | yesiskinnedmypethamster |
| Thurkka Rajeswaran | Clare | Bob |
| William Kaufhold - known as Will | Peterhouse | The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog |
| Susanna Hartland | Newnham | Ginny Weasley |
| Steph Leddington | St John's | Clockwork Pigeon |
| William Callison - known as Eamon | Darwin | The Bride |
| Holly Priest | Hughes Hall | Samus |
| Jordan Mitchell | Fitzwilliam | Shadow Panther |
| Tim Pearson | Selwyn | Assassins Tweed |
| Zack Hassan | Jesus | Rorschach |
| Leo Cairns | Clare | Ad Hominem |
| Nastassia McAdam - known as Tassia | Peterhouse | Albi |
| Vijay Maharajan | Jesus | Kaminin |
| Joseph Nelson | Queens' | The Stingray |
| Johanna Ohlman | Peterhouse | Jacobini |
| Samantha Morrow - known as Sam | Girton | Smoked Salmon |
| Alfred Wallace - known as Alfie | St John's | Smooze |
| Marcus Hatton | Fitzwilliam | lordoflard |
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