The Assassins' Guild

[6 Dec, 17:00 PM] And so it came to pass. The reigh of terror of Farida Flanelle AKA Rah Rah First and Third AKA Comments Section AKA Lord Earldom Vomit AKA Lord Voted Immoral AKA Lord Immortal Dove , Thomas Rychlik was cut short by Radical Edward. Congratulations to our winner: Danielle C. Saunders!

[6 Dec, 16:00 PM] The DUEL: Spiderman, Helios fail to show up, and Lord Immortal Dove kills Mary Wollstonecraft kills Gordon Freeman.

[6 Dec, 00:00 AM] RIP Verb ,Tess Tickle, The Weaver, Blitz Crank, QB, Kim Jong-Unbelievable, Nobody, freddy c, Black Widow, Atlas, Pulvinar, Dr Zeus, Blabble, Weed Ramen, Rorschach.

New on Wednesday, 4 December

[4 Dec, 21:00 PM] Rufus Scrimgeour has a bulletin from the ministry

[4 Dec, 13:00 PM] The ministry exercises its might, and brings down Vamseedhar Bheemireddy - known as Vamsee The Mechanic

New on Monday, 2 December

[2 Dec, 15:25 PM] Time for a vocabularly lesson Weed Ramen a new Verb ! Lesson not learned...

[1 Dec, 23:30 PM] Deadly Sassassin Louise Elizabeth Davies is blinded by the light of Helios, and falls to their doom...

[1 Dec, 20:45 PM] Selenia tries to assail a lurking Don't Call me Nymphadora Tonks but might is no match for magic. RIP Kamile Rastenyte

New on Sunday, 1 December

[30 Nov, 20:00 PM] DUEL! Ahti falls to Radical Edward!

[30 Nov, 15:25 PM] Celestia Ludenberg investigates the lair of Blabble

[30 Nov, 17:45 PM] Blabble kills off Celestia Ludenberg (Stephen Hobbs)

[30 Nov, 23:00 PM] Blitz Cranking out the kills, next falls Hatty McGrew (Charlie Mercer) !

[29 Nov, 20:31 PM] Hagrid Goes a Hunting

[29 Nov, 11:45 AM] Spiderman swings by the lair of Hatty McGrew but doesn't bite.

[23 Nov, 21:05 PM] The Infernal Machine of Ben Martineau fell into the hands of Kim Jong-Unbelievable after the death of the owner.

[29 Nov, 18:00 PM] Jacobini falls to the wrath of the reindeer. Dont Mess With Rudoplh Johanna Ohlman

[29 Nov, 16:30 PM] The BuzzBear falls to Gordon Freeman. RIP Alexander Cicale - known as Mum

[29 Nov, 08:55 AM] Ahti kills Tarquinius Superbus (Stanislav Fort - known as Stan)

New on Thursday, 28 November

[27 Nov, 17:30 PM] The Weaver tries to ensnare Mary Wollstonecraft but to no avail

[27 Nov, 08:25 AM] Blitz Crank crank up the killing. RIP Sully Kupiec-weglinski (Gwilym Kuiper)

[26 Nov, 08:45 AM] Oh Dear, faithful Rover is trampled by the Bad Horse. RIP Michael French

[26 Nov, 13:15 PM] The Newly ennobled Lord Immortal Dove kills Finch (Qubekani Moyo)

[25 Nov, 20:00 PM] G man heads to the coven of the Scarlet Witch but she isn't there. Boring

[27 Nov, 11:00 AM] Nobody stalks and kills Samus (Holly Priest) outside lectures

New on Monday, 25 November

[25 Nov, 19:00 PM] Rover, more sniffer dog than attack dog, find the body of Mightily Oats.

[25 Nov, 08:47 AM] Sully Kupiec-weglinski has Mightily Oats for breakfast, and lives! sorry Max Nussbaumer.

[24 Nov, 10:00 AM] Lord Voted Immoral strikes down Vogon Jeltz (Emily Bain). He really doesn't like bypasses.

[24 Nov, 18:00 PM] Catfight! Mary Wollstonecraft goes hunting for Hatty McGrew but fails to find them!

[25 Nov, 13:00 PM] Ahti fails to kill Vogon Jeltz due to already being dead. But heres another nice poem anyway

New on Sunday, 24 November

[23 Nov, 18:40 PM] In poor humour, Radical Edward can't kill Vogon Jeltz

[23 Nov, 18:00 PM] Ahti kills Gwen Kirkland (Holly Sandford) softly, with poetry:

[23 Nov, 11:52 AM] RIP Fred Weasley II again, this time falling into the deadly webs of The Weaver

[24 Nov, 12:20 PM] Crookshanks pounces on Maverick McGavin to lethal effect!

[21 Nov, 12:55 PM] Prof. Rubeus Hagrid unsuccessfully tries to stop the misdeed of Blazer but loses him in the forbidden forest!

New on Friday, 22 November

[22 Nov, 17:25 PM] freddy c and Ahti duel inconclusively

[21 Nov, 20:30 PM] QB ends the reighn of the Duchess Alistair O'Neill

[22 Nov, 13:00 PM] Tess Tickle sets her pet pooch Rover on a rogue Bandicoot (Harry Milnes)

[21 Nov, 20:30 PM] Prefect Ron Weasley and Gunther Gundrop gang up to kill Dave

New on Thursday, 21 November

[21 Nov, 13:00 PM] Kim Jong-Unbelievable kills Kaminin,Vijay Maharajan

[21 Nov, 13:00 PM] A deadly firefight. Blazer takes down command of The Croatian National Guard, Benjamin Dobson in a sotrm of fire. .

[20 Nov, 23:45 PM] Ashrak not voted immortal, and in fact dead, by Lord Voted Immoral's hand. RIP Konstantinos Kyriakopoulos

New on Wednesday, 20 November

[20 Nov, 14:00 PM] GLaDOS bags itself Jessica Payn - known as Jess's Ducktopus for scientific experiment. Surely that's inhumane?

[20 Nov, 18:36 PM] Not so funny for The Laughing Kid (Azhir Mahmood - known as Az) when he gets crushes as Atlas drops a world of hurt on him.

[20 Nov, 19:15 PM] Magic and technology don't mix. Rufus Scrimgeour destroys his Macbookpro when it fails to match his magic. Sorry Macarena Machimbarrena - known as Maca

[20 Nov, 13:15 PM] His Lordship takes offence. Lord Earldom Vomit kills Marwood,Mairead Hamilton Budge - mostly called Budge

New on Tuesday, 19 November

[19 Nov, 13:00 PM] Vera Kelly kills Krem-Fresh (Kiara de Kremer) all over some dairy products. Tragic.

[18 Nov, 18:30 PM] Spiderman assaults Rover but is fended off with the help of Tess Tickle. To top it off Rover kills Elephant

[18 Nov, 22:30 PM] Weed Ramen takes advantage of Your faithful companion cube to kill Jack Brewster. Never trust anyone

New on Monday, 18 November

[13 Nov, 19:30 PM] Luna Lovegood kills the Banana Marley, (Amy Livingstone)

[18 Nov, 14:30 PM] Vera Kelly eliminates Phrederik (Filip Gokstorp) presumably because he can't spell his own name

[17 Nov, 21:00 PM] The Mechanic fixes up the death of randolph carter (Orlando Beecroft)

New on Sunday, 17 November

[17 Nov, 19:15 PM] The Verb is to kill, something Astarael knows all too well Rebecca Harwin.

[15 Nov, 17:45 PM] Slartibartfast (Alexander James Fairclough - known as Alex) gets killed by an Sassassin. The universe is doomed.

[17 Nov, 13:00 PM] Fear the bite of the Black Widow, even the Battery Charger won't shock it to death. RIP Isar Bhattacharjee.

[15 Nov, 18:30 PM] Charles Pun Mineral slays The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, commiserations to William Kaufhold - known as Will for the loss of his pet bunny.

[15 Nov, 18:00 PM] Vera Kelly kills Albi (Nastassia McAdam - known as Tassia).

[15 Nov, 13:00 PM] Blitz Crank up the tension, Daud(James Hall) falls.

[13 Nov, 19:15 PM] Gilderoy Lockhart tracks down the rogue witch Ellen Williams,Kate Blackshaw

[16 Nov, 10:14 AM] Atlas searches the world and comes up with no targets!

New on Friday, 15 November

[15 Nov, 18:00 PM] Selenia attacked

[15 Nov, 00:00 AM] Radical Edward kills non-radical, just plain Bob and Thurkka Rajeswaran.

[15 Nov, 13:00 PM] freddy c kills yesiskinnedmypethamster,Andrew Harland.

[12 Nov, 21:00 PM] Siege of Blantyre, Michelle)Charlie Farmer),Marietta sneak Edgecombe(N5]) killed by Hagrid who in turn fell to The Hooligan who was wounded by Gilderoy Lockhart.

[14 Nov, 21:30 PM] Pulvinar pulverises Lord Earldom Vomit into unconsciousness, but fails to finish the job!

[12 Nov, 14:30 PM] Gunther Gundrop kills Cinderella and a very late report...

New on Thursday, 14 November

[11 Nov, 22:00 PM] Prefect Ron Weasley tracks down and eliminates dark wizards Ad Hominem and Daud (Leo Cairns and Robert Seaton)

[11 Nov, 19:30 PM] Ironicall Gilderoy Lockhart kills The deceiver,Freddy Mills or is it all smoke and mirrors?

[11 Nov, 18:45 PM] Gilderoy Lockhart kills Stripe-hat-killer,Jack Lawrence. Or so he claims...

[14 Nov, 13:10 PM] No Messing with the new Prof. throwing out The Hooligan for misdeed already

[13 Nov, 19:00 PM] Rorschach spends too much time staring at Ink Blotts to make a kill.

[13 Nov, 16:30 PM] The dead child (Augustin Zidek) killed? how on earth is that possible, I ask Tarquinius Superbus

[12 Nov, 17:30 PM] Rufus Scrimgeour hunts down the dreaded Shadow Panther,Jordan Mitchell

[9 Nov, 14:00 PM] Rufus Scrimgeour ruthlessly hunts down incompetents Spoon,Filip Masic and Kaiji,Lukasz Segiet on the inco-bash part 1

[12 Nov, 22:10 PM] Radical Edward really is radical, and kills Cecil Baldwin,(Emily Room)

[12 Nov, 13:05 PM] Marietta sneak Edgecombe slays mighty Mushu

[14 Nov, 18:58 PM] Cornelius Fudge hunts down a Pterodactyl, I thought they were already extinct say Rachael Gregory!

New on Tuesday, 12 November

[12 Nov, 14:18 PM] Weed Ramen makes an attempt!

[12 Nov, 14:00 PM] Radical Edward continues his radical streak killing The Friar , Laura Tuck!

[12 Nov, 11:00 AM] A fine hunting day all round, freddy c brings back a souvenir Koala for Tony Zhou

[11 Nov, 20:00 PM] Charlie Weasley returns from his hunting trip with The Stingray as a trophy (Joseph Nelson died)

[11 Nov, 21:15 PM] Prefect Ron Weasley proves he's not as incompetent as JK portrays him by killing Daud,Robert Seaton

[10 Nov, 13:30 PM] GLaDOS Ices Carlo Lori!

New on Monday, 11 November

[11 Nov, 21:30 PM] The being know as L, Michael Lin - known as Mike brought down by Ashrak and Cornelius Fudge

[10 Nov, 14:30 PM] Gilderoy Lockhart blew away Baron Bagel and had Smoked Salmon for dinner afterwards. RIP Samantha Morrow - known as Sam and Thomas Nagel

[10 Nov, 19:00 PM] Spiderman kills Luna Lovegood - it seems being afraid of spiders may actually keep you alive...

[10 Nov, 14:25 PM] What happens when you mix Harry Potter and Cluedo? Prefect Ron Weasley kills Colonel Custard (Sam Garratt) in the bedroom with the revolver.

[11 Nov, 12:30 PM] Marietta sneak Edgecombe takes out Dead Nursings,Eleanor Susan Redding Leydon.

[11 Nov, 18:30 PM] Spiderman stabs The Bass,Sam Twist to death over dinner!

[11 Nov, 18:30 PM] Assassins Tweed,Tim Pearson is hunted down by Remus Lupin but takes his assailant to the grave with him

[11 Nov, 10:55 AM] Dr Zeus hunts down Essex's Evanescor Jonathan Michael Foonlan Tsang - known as Jonny

[11 Nov, 09:00 AM] Wanted Man down. Lord Earldom Vomit kills the Laser wielding Lord Earldom Vomit!

[11 Nov, 00:00 AM] Lightsabers at Midnight, Mary Wollstonecraft kills Rahiden,Aiden Chan .

[10 Nov, 18:00 PM] Rivalry amongst the upper classes: the Duchess assassinates her rival Robin Van Persie

[10 Nov, 00:15 AM] Best way to juice a tacticallemon? drop The Bass on it! Hope that clears things up Addison Shore

New on Sunday, 10 November

[10 Nov, 14:00 PM] Mini Inco bash Mk 2 Laser,Michelle,Marietta sneak Edgecombe,[P4,Blazer go a hunting

[10 Nov, 19:00 PM] Radical Edward breaks a GiraffeCracker while taking tea with Mary Dai

[10 Nov, 18:00 PM] Blazer kills the BFG! Poor George Vare was crushed as he fell!

[10 Nov, 14:30 PM] G man makes a second kill and takes out the lordoflard,Marcus Hatton

[10 Nov, 16:30 PM] Smooze,Alfred Wallace - known as Alfie is the next of Michelle's victims

[9 Nov, 14:00 PM] Inco bash Squad 2 has More Success than Squad 1

[9 Nov, 19:30 PM] the last dinner of Vanuatu,Vidur Kartikeya Mehta - known as Vid as he is stabbed to death by Michelle and Marietta sneak Edgecombe

[10 Nov, 12:30 PM] Rufus Scrimgeour tracks down the werewolf, Wolffang who hides among the populace as Alex Burgess

[9 Nov, 15:00 PM] Don't Call me Nymphadora Tonks comments on the inco bash

[9 Nov, 15:00 PM] Hagrid takes Anton Vowl,Isaac Lawton to the forbidden forest, and leaves his corpse to the beasts

[9 Nov, 16:40 PM] The Weaver finally ensnares a victim, killing Fred Weasley ( now revived)

[9 Nov, 20:58 PM] Duchess slew the mighty The Basilisk(John Darlison),

[9 Nov, 13:00 PM] The Duchess proves why the aristocracy survive and kills Pelagia Noctiluca,Nicola Papastavrou Brooks

[7 Nov, 20:45 PM] Blasphemy of the highest order. Tarquinius Superbus shoots The Holy Pope,Sebastian Scholl.

[7 Nov, 20:00 PM] Tarquinius Superbus realises magic is no match for firepower and shoots Tarquinius Superbus,Stanislav Fort - known as Stan

[8 Nov, 16:15 PM] The web of fate is complex but The Weaver escapes being cut out.

New on Saturday, 9 November

[8 Nov, 21:00 PM] See the Comments Section regarding the death of Syrio Forel,Gareth David Funk

[8 Nov, 18:00 PM] Double Kill,Unity,James Richard Merrill - known as Jamie, and monkeypimp,Swaraj Dash take each other out.

[7 Nov, 19:00 PM] Gwen Kirkland hunts down the feared Stripey Mongoose,Heather Britton

[8 Nov, 18:00 PM] A Tranquil Night for Aesahaettr

[8 Nov, 23:25 PM] Bonfire night a little late. Hatty McGrew kills Fawkes,Edward John Elcock - known as Ed

[8 Nov, 18:50 PM] A poetic offering but no kill by Ahti.

[9 Nov, 11:56 AM] The umpire makes Laser,Marietta sneak Edgecombe,The Hooligan,Blazer WANTED!

[8 Nov, 20:55 PM] Bandicoot bungles attempt on Comments Section

New on Friday, 8 November

[5 Nov, 21:30 PM] Alas Hedwig,Neethu Billy Graham - Mariam is slain, mauled to death by the cub of BuzzBear.

[8 Nov, 04:30 AM] Not so fast now..., The Fast Lurker(Tom Flynn) is tracked down and killed by a Sassassin

[8 Nov, 16:30 PM] Chaos in the Corridor Rahiden and Marwood battle it out indecisively, but one accomplice dies!

[8 Nov, 16:00 PM] Knock Knock,Nobody there, sorry tacticallemon!

[8 Nov, 15:00 PM] Viktor cries to death over the vegetable of doom,The onion

[8 Nov, 01:00 AM] Hagrid tracks down but doesn't club to death Marietta sneak Edgecombe.

[7 Nov, 22:30 PM] Astarael's deadly call claims the life of Teduardo(Edward Carroll - known as Robert)

New on Thursday, 7 November

[7 Nov, 11:35 AM] Vogon Jeltz lurked outside lecture theaters today, but my target failed to emerge.

[7 Nov, 14:30 PM] Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman dropped by a targets room today but they avoided death by the clever tactic of not being in.

[7 Nov, 12:44 PM] Sully Kupiec-weglinski foiled by locked door!

[7 Nov, 08:35 AM] Argh indeed, the last sound of Xincheng Wang - or Mark as he was killed by the Stripey Mongoose!

[7 Nov, 16:20 PM] Really Lock Your Doors, GLaDOS is on the rampage and takes down The Spine,Isobel Sands in its lair!

[7 Nov, 16:05 PM] Lock up and head for the hills:GLaDOS kills MOC,Molly O'Connor.

[7 Nov, 12:00 PM] Blitz Crank attempts to crank up the pace of the game, but fails

[6 Nov, 17:44 PM] Its a bad time to be in the doghouse. Rover chews up Enkvir,James Harry Brett on home turf!

[6 Nov, 17:15 PM] Mary Wollstonecraft kills a thieving Magpie(Jodie Coates - known as Jo): that'll teach you to steal shiny stuff!

New on Wednesday, 6 November

[6 Nov, 15:00 PM] Dr Zeus hunts down Nobody and is still unsuccessful!

[4 Nov, 17:15 PM] Batman not needed. Pulvinar ends Joker's manic reign and shows him as Joe Tomkinson

[5 Nov, 19:50 PM] The Verb is to lurk, but unsuccessful outside the lair of Vogon Jeltz

New on Tuesday, 5 November

[5 Nov, 20:06 PM] The Umpire Makes Comments Section wanted for killing an innocent!

[4 Nov, 09:59 AM] Vicious Trolling, the Comments Section's viciousness kills off Allexyz,Gemma Annetts

[3 Nov, 21:50 PM] justice is served: The Spine tracks down and kills the elusive Carmen Sandiego and her partner Thomas Ruddle

New on Monday, 4 November

[1 Nov, 14:30 PM] Renowned Sneak Thief in the area, Carmen Sandiego sighted!

[4 Nov, 09:58 AM] Jonny Phillips's Hedgehog doesn't fare so well near bonfire night, and is drowned under the oars of Rah Rah First and Third

[2 Nov, 14:00 PM] Unleash the hounds to the hunt! Rover goes a hunting!

[3 Nov, 13:29 PM] In discovering The Higgs,Atlas disproves the existence of Sreya Saha, making them disappear in a poof of logic!

[30 Oct, 19:55 PM] Selenia strikes down Fedorphinn,Lewis Parker

[3 Nov, 14:05 PM] The Candlewick's flame extinguished by a passing Pelagia Noctiluca. Matthew David March is no more...

New on Sunday, 3 November

[3 Nov, 19:50 PM] It seems someone's out to corrupt the police!

[3 Nov, 18:11 PM] Justice is Swift: Rufus Scrimgeour dispatches former Ace, Alexander Chong Kwan

[31 Oct, 18:30 PM] Rufus Scrimgeour attempts to deal justice upon Gordon Freeman just after he made his second licit kill

[2 Nov, 12:55 PM] Gordon Freeman successful fends off and dispatches Douglas Hall who Deliberately Left Blank his pseudonym!

[2 Nov, 13:00 PM] Rah Rah First and Third bumps off Ganja Mouse,James Robbs

[1 Nov, 19:30 PM] QB runs riot in the aquarium and ends The Life Aquatic of James Robson - known as Salavant

[2 Nov, 13:00 PM] Breakfast goes bad! Mightily Oats are bad for Mr Blue,Claudio Falco

[2 Nov, 13:45 PM] Not so Ace, taking down a Joshua Phillips - known as Josh's neighbor before taking out his target - a sure way way to get WANTED!

[30 Oct, 10:00 AM] Kaminin goes a whole lecture just to kill You choose one,Devang Agrawal

[1 Nov, 14:45 PM] Boatie sails through atatck, Farida Flanelle survives an attempt to scupper his efforts!

[28 Oct, 21:40 PM] No Mystery who Killed Liam Hammond, it had Blazer's signature all over it!

[1 Nov, 21:15 PM] Ashrak has mutton on the menu and hunts down Killer Sheep,Matthew John - known as Matt

New on Friday, 1 November

[1 Nov, 16:58 PM] An interesting request The Weaver ,declares its own incompetence.

[1 Nov, 14:30 PM] Your faithful companion cube,isn't so faithful to Farida Flanelle as they battle it out!

[31 Oct, 17:50 PM] The Mandarin, Laurence Gribble is the next in Gordon Freeman's bid to redeem himself

New on Thursday, 31 October

[31 Oct, 12:05 PM] Gordon Freeman ensures he's Not Dave any more.

[31 Oct, 09:25 AM] Stripey Mongoose is a vicious predator, no matter how subtle the Silent Sneaker may be

[31 Oct, 08:54 AM] State sponsored Murder, The Croatian National Guard sinks Nautical Nebby dreams of winning

[30 Oct, 19:00 PM] The dealiest game! Who knew that Origami arsenal, Harriet Meredith would get killed by Tarquinius Superbus over it?

[30 Oct, 13:35 PM] Atlas incurs the wrath of the gods by sending Preacher Casy, John James William Fenton - known as Jamie to meet his maker

[30 Oct, 18:30 PM] Attempt by Gordon Freeman on Not Joe, in which Gordon Freeman ends up wanted!

[29 Oct, 10:30 AM] Darren Koh, Felicia Clara Jun Hui Tan - known as FCT left the safety of the society and was killed by QB

[29 Oct, 20:40 PM] Battery Charger'd down the opposition, Battery Charger shock kill of El Pistolero,Izhan khan - known as Izy

[29 Oct, 09:30 AM] second chance to get it right. Blazer finally finishes what he started with Punslinger, Patrick Stevens

[28 Oct, 22:10 PM] Mysterious Stains on the Paper: Rorschach spills the blood of Honey Badger, Alexander John Horne - known as Alex...

[28 Oct, 18:05 PM] Preacher Casy dispenses the lords justice upon Stitch, Charlotte Daffern - known as Charlie

[28 Oct, 17:12 PM] The Joker's Riddles Continue, Joker spoons Jemsquidge, Sean Telford to death?

[28 Oct, 10:30 AM] Weed Ramen successfully cuts down Hachimaki, Max Baxter-Allen when he comes calling

[28 Oct, 09:50 AM] Pulvinar takes down Redrum, Katherine Macfarland

[28 Oct, 08:30 AM] Death stalks the streets, Kim Jong-Unbelievable takes out Chewbacca, John Cumner en route to lectures.

[26 Oct, 16:58 PM] randolph carter stabbed Hubert,Guy Emanuel

[26 Oct, 16:49 PM] Deliberately Left Blank killed The Mad Hatter, Emily Tyler

[26 Oct, 15:00 PM] Short and Sweet: Gordon Freeman defended himself from assault by The Master, Jack Swanborough by shooting him down

[26 Oct, 12:08 PM] Farida Flanelle killed Mona Lisa, Curtis Reubens whilst passing down the street.

[26 Oct, 12:00 PM] Breakfast Brawler, The Hooligan serves Allan Karlsson, Eleanor Hobson up for brunch

[29 Oct, 00:21 AM] Police Brutality is not a thing of the past. Marietta sneak Edgecombe dispatches Maverick McGavin, Benjamin Redwood for being Wanted.

[30 Oct, 11:00 AM] Just How Radical is Edward? Enough to take out Blade,Miles Fan

[25 Oct, 16:00 PM] Athanata, Sarah Sheard, turns out not to be immortal when at the hands of MOC

New on Wednesday, 30 October

[30 Oct, 13:30 PM] The Fast Lurker lives up to its name and takes out Cottonmouth

[28 Oct, 21:35 PM] Return of the exploding animals, Joker demolishes Scaley and another kitten!

New on Tuesday, 29 October

[29 Oct, 13:11 PM] The Blade strikes true into the heart of Total Commander's command

[25 Oct, 23:04 PM] Kitchen Killer: Maverick McGavin treats Kelsier,Joseph Holdsworth-Millerto the sharp end of a cookery lesson.

[25 Oct, 20:00 PM] Total Commander managed to make himself wanted by killing an innocent, before almost dying to Killer Sheep

[25 Oct, 14:45 PM] I think Joker may already have won the award for the coolest weapon by killing Luke Shirley with an exploding kitten...

[25 Oct, 13:00 PM] The Weaver makes a series of good attempts, however his target eludes the web.

New on Monday, 28 October

[26 Oct, 16:40 PM] Second Battle: Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky and Blazer take out Punslinger and Astarael

[26 Oct, 16:20 PM] First Massacre: Blazer lives up to his name, gunning down Mai and Bonnie whilst they take on Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky

[28 Oct, 19:28 PM] Conquering your fear: Duchess shows there is no need to Be Afraid of Karan Gupta.

[28 Oct, 13:45 PM] Michelle killed Mr.Sainsbury's,Malko Sordo-de Cock - referred to as De Cock

[25 Oct, 19:52 PM] Blunt and to the point: Battery Charger admits to the murder of Sanil Roy

New on Sunday, 27 October

[25 Oct, 13:45 PM] A Deadly Siege:Blazer starves out and kills The lord of Muffins,Josh McQuail but get his accomplice killed in the process!

[25 Oct, 22:00 PM] its Not Safe to Go Out!, Daud shoots funkychicken,Sudhir Balaji - known as Sud or Suddy on his doorstep as well.

[25 Oct, 15:00 PM] Brutality at the Boathouse,Farida Flanelle stabs Pseudonymous Bosch,Henry Coburn whilst looking for a friend.

[25 Oct, 21:15 PM] Casual Killing, Mushu surprises Itachi,Taiyab Tarvala on his doorstep.

[26 Oct, 13:40 PM] Dirty Double Cross, Bonnie slashes down Bantmaster , Sarah Sloss

New on Friday, 25 October

[25 Oct, 18:23 PM] Termination of Caesar, Ralph Jordan by Laser

[25 Oct, 11:57 AM] First kill! Clyde, Ed Phillips stabbed to death by Radical Edward

[25 Oct, 12:00 PM] curlybennett, Nicholas Bennett - known as Nick brutally stabbed in the back by Sully Kupiec-weglinski

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Sunday, 8 December