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New on Friday, 26 April
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15 Mar, 15:44 PM]
In an epic duel, Augustin Zidek emerged triumphant. There followed a desperate police battle, during which the defenders of light were slain and the galaxy was doomed to a thousand years of darkness and oppression. Oh well. Thanks everyone for playing!
New on Wednesday, 13 March
[
12 Mar, 17:45 PM]
AugustinisStillaDeadChildWalking. Apparently. He looks pretty alive to me though...
New on Monday, 11 March
[
4 Mar, 11:41 AM]
Bastila fails to bring down TheMagician. Not much of a Jedi then...
[
9 Mar, 17:45 PM]
Oswell E. Spencer has infected Eleanor (Elly) Hobson (Allan Karlsson)
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8 Mar, 11:36 AM]
Albert Wesker can't catch either Random Strategy or TheMagician
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8 Mar, 12:01 PM]
Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain sallies forth from his mountain... and kills nobody
[
7 Mar, 19:28 PM]
HK-47 has located and terminated organic element Lorenzo Venturini (Total Commander). Stupid meatbag.
New on Thursday, 7 March
New on Wednesday, 6 March
[
5 Mar, 17:29 PM]
Random Strategy gives Sam Twist (A gentle spooning) the spooning he craves
New on Tuesday, 5 March
[
4 Mar, 16:33 PM]
*Mournful whistling noises*. Cheryl Weedon (The Soup Dragon) has been infected by Albert Wesker
New on Monday, 4 March
[
4 Mar, 22:40 PM]
A gentle spooning is not for everyone! We have another wanted player. Make more of an effort than last time, please!
New on Sunday, 3 March
[
2 Mar, 17:30 PM]
Allan Karlsson slips through Oswell E. Spencer's fingers...
New on Saturday, 2 March
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1 Mar, 22:01 PM]
Albert Wesker snares another victim. This time it's Ben Fraser (Irishman X)
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1 Mar, 15:30 PM]
The Soup Dragon craves A gentle spooning, but can't quite seem to find one...
New on Friday, 1 March
[
28 Feb, 09:39 AM]
The Wizard of Odds is looking for A gentle spooning. Anyone want to give The Wizard of Odds A gentle spooning?
New on Thursday, 28 February
[
27 Feb, 18:15 PM]
The Soup Dragon flies forth again, but Irishman X is warned in time
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23 Feb, 15:38 PM]
Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain really isn't very good at catching dragons. Especially not The Soup Dragon
New on Monday, 25 February
[
25 Feb, 15:51 PM]
The creeping death has caught up with those too lazy to sate its hunger... and they number more than the database will put in a headline. May they serve as an example to you all.
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25 Feb, 10:00 AM]
Dwarves like Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain do breathe very loudly, don't they The Hooded One. No wonder you weren't caught.
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22 Feb, 18:40 PM]
Bolg, son of Azog the Defiler, Lord of Gundabad devours poor Ms Terry (Ms Terry)
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21 Feb, 22:27 PM]
Blabol gets a double kill. Winston Tan (Commander Keen) Oskari Timgren (Snow) and have fallen.
New on Tuesday, 19 February
[
17 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Random Strategy has its flaws: you don't know who you'll hit... we have a new wanted player!
[
11 Feb, 18:00 PM]
A Random Strategy is too unpredictable for Nathan Smith (Shemming's Butler)
New on Saturday, 16 February
[
14 Feb, 10:44 AM]
Getting dwarves like Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain to leave their mountains is hard, as The Sad Mafioso should know!
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12 Feb, 10:47 AM]
Pineapples are tasty, but Albert Wesker is merciless. Unlucky, Yu She.
[
12 Feb, 11:30 AM]
Revan redeems himself from the darkside, killing inco Kiara de Kremer (Krem-Fresh)
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13 Feb, 10:39 AM]
Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain can't seem to catch The Soup Dragon. Perhaps you need a burglar?
[
12 Feb, 10:00 AM]
Possibly Brunch is definitely dead. Irishman X kills Hannah Vandersluis
New on Tuesday, 12 February
New on Monday, 11 February
[
7 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Bolg, son of Azog the Defiler, Lord of Gundabad scavenges the deceased Ram Sarujan
[
10 Feb, 15:32 PM]
qt3.14 1 out of three... will do? At least you got James Brown (Jimmy Saville MkII)
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10 Feb, 18:28 PM]
The Surgeon kills Tom Flynn (HAL OGEN). Can't have been a very good one, then
[
7 Feb, 10:04 AM]
A vicious Teeth-related death for Eleanor Brug (cereleste)
New on Thursday, 7 February
[
3 Feb, 13:45 PM]
Ms Terry makes mincemeat of Benjamin Redwood (Maverick McGavin)
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4 Feb, 13:10 PM]
AugustinIsADeadChildWalking? Really? Because I thought he (Blabol) just killed you, Ilya Manyakin!
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6 Feb, 18:45 PM]
Yog-Sothoth goes hunting, but fails to catch PseudoTron4000
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6 Feb, 14:30 PM]
More subjects for Albert Wesker: this time Tom Norris (The Invisible Man) is the unlucky one
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6 Feb, 13:55 PM]
Random Strategy takes out rivals David Wallis (Raging Manatee) and James Lindsey-Jones (Dancing Cabbage)
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5 Feb, 20:30 PM]
Psycho Mantis catches Rosanna O'Keefe (Ardipithecus Ramidus)
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5 Feb, 00:05 AM]
The force is strong with this one... Darth Revan executes James Douglas Dean McAulay (Braveheart)
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4 Feb, 22:05 PM]
Irishman X has slain Maria Ivanova Gorinova (Foxtail)! Irishman X is on a rampage!
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4 Feb, 13:18 PM]
Irishman X has slain Alice Hobbs (Susan DeNom)! Irishman X killing spree!
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4 Feb, 11:11 AM]
Irishman X has slain Helen Smith (The Nettled Neanderthal)! Irishman X has slain Oliver Terrett (Ollie) (Porridge-Henry)! Irishman X double kill!
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4 Feb, 18:10 PM]
Darth Revan strikes again! Louis Longley (Uncle Known) is dead
New on Tuesday, 5 February
[
3 Feb, 14:00 PM]
The incobash! Except only two of you turned up... you all suck! (Apart from Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain and Random Strategy, you guys are cool)
[
4 Feb, 14:48 PM]
The Hassassin bumps off the incompetent Captain Ric (Henry Miller)
[
4 Feb, 23:41 PM]
Solid Snake (Adam Beaumont) takes down Snowy (Rudi Mears), dying in the process
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3 Feb, 14:33 PM]
Mr Gumby (Joshua Hunt) and Mr Fluffybuns (Raymond Wright) double kill
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4 Feb, 10:38 AM]
The Sad Mafioso should look on the bright side. After all, he caught Batman (Sahr Jalil)
[
3 Feb, 00:10 AM]
Allan Karlsson can't find Jimmy Saville MkII or Mr Fluffybuns
New on Sunday, 3 February
[
2 Feb, 21:30 PM]
The Surgeon excises the incompetents Jack Nine off Suit (James Robbs) and The Poison Dart (Joey Nelson)
[
1 Feb, 13:23 PM]
Commander Keen is definitely keen, unlike his hunter's instinct!
[
28 Jan, 15:14 PM]
HAL OGEN avenges The Village Mafioso by killing ghetts (Rahul Sharma)
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2 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Total Commander court-martials solo halo and HAL OGEN. solo halo (Devang Agrawal) is executed!
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1 Feb, 12:12 PM]
An attempt for competence backfires for Hannah Lissaman (Catherine de Medici)!
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2 Feb, 13:10 PM]
The Trollrus mauls The Ninjew Matzo (Aneurin John 'Nye' Redman-White)
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2 Feb, 09:42 AM]
Havelock Vetinari is unable to outwit AugustinIsADeadChildWalking
New on Saturday, 2 February
[
30 Jan, 12:34 PM]
Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain survives another assault as The Sad Mafioso disables but doesn't kill!
[
31 Jan, 12:31 PM]
Leonardo dies a terrifying, zombified death at the hands of Albert Wesker
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31 Jan, 12:21 PM]
Snow kills the evil Cruella de Vil AKA Hunter of fur & bounty & treasure & humans alike
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31 Jan, 12:18 PM]
Finally, The Surgeon makes an effort against our wanted player, The Jellyfish is slippery
[
1 Feb, 12:15 PM]
Pineapples are tasty but not very good at finding Tungsten
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1 Feb, 12:08 PM]
Aneurin John 'Nye' Redman-White attacks The Trollrus while OOB! Aneurin John 'Nye' Redman-White is wanted!
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1 Feb, 12:04 PM]
Foxtail proves too elusive for Catherine de Medici today.
[
30 Jan, 11:54 AM]
TheMagician has no trouble making Wicket W Warrick (Izhan Khan) disappear
[
31 Jan, 10:10 AM]
Early bird catches the worm! Teppic kills Crackle (Sara Robson) at lectures.
New on Wednesday, 30 January
[
26 Jan, 18:30 PM]
Finales Funkeln goes hunting with Prima Luce. The Karmanator and Pyromaniac end up dead, but they don't quite get the triple kill
[
30 Jan, 14:25 PM]
Someone fails to gain entry to Thorin, Son of Thrain, Son of Thror, King under the Mountain's fortress
[
29 Jan, 12:15 PM]
Solid Snake successfully dispatched Professor Ricecake (Josh Kirklin)
[
30 Jan, 10:15 AM]
The Rat Man (Tristan Roberts) gets stabbed. Good plan, Batman!
New on Monday, 28 January
[
26 Jan, 13:59 PM]
First blood! Matthew Butler (Wally) made a real Wally of himself after qt3.14 got him on his second attempt
[
28 Jan, 15:13 PM]
ghetts gets The Village Mafioso (James (Jamie) Braidley) at lectures
New on Sunday, 27 January
[
27 Jan, 15:57 PM]
Rob Laidlow (Ray Leane) was laid low by Nondeterministic Machine Gun in an attempt gone wrong!
[
27 Jan, 15:51 PM]
Ray Leane continues his campaign by killing Stephen Hobbs (Spyro) with a lightsaber
[
26 Jan, 18:43 PM]
Double kill! The Surgeon (John Darlison) is unable to patch himself up but takes Prima Luce (Patrick Stevens) with him
[
26 Jan, 17:30 PM]
Plan your kills in advance? No! A Random Strategy is used to kill Luke Out (Aarushi Bajaj)
[
27 Jan, 03:48 AM]
The power of the dark side failed Darth Revan as he caught neither Shemming's Butler nor Nondeterministic Machine Gun
New on Saturday, 26 January
New on Thursday, 24 January
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