The Assassins' Guild - Stats
The Assassins' Guild - StatsUmpirical note: These stats are a bit off due to a number of incidents where several people attacked a target at once, as well as the CoP forgetting to tell me there was more than one Tom at the Incobash.
| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Petras Balciunas | Kiwi eating panda | 2 | 23 |
| 2 | Patrick Freer | Weir_Doe | 2 | 21 |
| 2 | Addison Shore | tacticallemon AKA Poisonous Floating Jellyfish | 5 | 19 |
| 4 | Christabel Clark | shinobi | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Ilya Manyakin | Diamond | 2 | 9 |
| 6 | Christian (Chris) Greer | The Platypus | 2 | 6 |
| 6 | Julian Willis | Argod | 1 | 7 |
| 8 | Sam Twist | Storm:Wolf | 4 | 9 |
| 9 | Andrew Harland | Meetball AKA ball of meet | 3 | 3 |
| 10 | Adam Casey | Nathaniel Williams | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Jonathan Millican | Blue Scream of Death | 2 | 2 |
| 10 | Andy Marsh | Daring-Do | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Esther Kezia Harding | Tiny | 1 | 1 |
| 14 | Martin Levine | The Chocolatier AKA Phishy Joe | 5 | 5 |
| 15 | Carys Redman-White | Ornate Flying Snake (Chrysopelea ornata) | 1 | 4 |
| 16 | Katherine Blythe | Arcas | 3 | 3 |
| 17 | Mike Williamson | The Unknowing Accomplice | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Dainius Kilda | DJ Kakadu | 1 | 1 |
| 19 | Gianpiero Roscelli | Jeeps | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | Dom Hill | Li Showron | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Kate Champion | Krazy | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Stacey-Jo Parker | Sparks | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Kentaro Ueshima | iRobot | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Alex Jackman | Alex Jackman, Fitzwilliam College | 0 | 0 |
| 25 | Will Coster | Jar Jar Binks | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | Rosie Normanton | Rosiefromqueens | 0 | 0 |
| 27 | Craig Newbold | Evil Mastermind #4 | 1 | 6 |
| 27 | Emily Room | Captain Molly Morgagni AKA Moriarty the Pot Plant | 4 | 12 |
| 29 | Benjamin Taylor | Mr Pink | 1 | 2 |
| 30 | Jack Brewster | Stabby Jack | 0 | 0 |
| 31 | Caspian Merlin | Pugnalatore | 0 | 0 |
| 32 | Viktor Konstantinov | Roo | 0 | 0 |
| 33 | Joseph (Joey) Nelson | The Poison Dart | 0 | 0 |
| 34 | Craig Slade | I know what you did last term | 0 | 0 |
| 35 | Nicholas Caldwell | Solid Snake (Serpens Corpus) | 1 | 3 |
| 36 | Thomas Ruddle | Manfred Von Karma | 1 | 2 |
| 37 | Julianne Joswiak | Mr Brown | 0 | 0 |
| 38 | Steph Leddington | Baker Street Irregular | 1 | 1 |
| 39 | Phanos Anastasiou | the Government | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Matthew Fitch | This pseudonym was not made up by the umpire AKA Random Strategy | 2 | 2 |
| 40 | Jonathan Bootle | Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) | 0 | 0 |
| 42 | Julianna Yau | Lola Girl | 0 | 0 |
| 43 | John Grenfell-Shaw | Triggerfish | 0 | 0 |
| 44 | Thomas Boby | Nanobyte | 0 | 0 |
| 44 | Jonathan (Jonny) Lloyd | QuasiPseudonym | 0 | 0 |
| 46 | Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | Anomalous Sea Snake (Thalassophis anomalus) | 0 | 0 |
| 46 | Tom Norris | morn riots | 2 | 2 |
| 48 | Jefferson (Jeff) Hayden Carpenter | Shluf | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | Neil Satra | Real Saint | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | Thomas Clausen | Bertie | 0 | 0 |
| 51 | Balazs Torok | mzperix | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | Benjamin Gill | The end is nigh | 0 | 0 |
| 53 | Martin Chan | FBKBGITPERFTCQ | 0 | 0 |
| 54 | Andrew Buchan | Deathophilia | 0 | 0 |
| 55 | Tudor Balan | Kronos | 1 | 1 |
| 56 | Madeleine (Maddie) Sharman | Anna Scheele | 0 | 0 |
| 57 | Siqi Ding | pi-pie | 0 | 0 |
| 58 | Melanie Mertesdorf | Verdandi | 0 | 0 |
| 59 | Gregory (Greg) Weir | The Shogun of Genocide | 0 | 0 |
| 60 | Toby Crisford | Dave | 1 | 1 |
| 61 | Brendan Clifford | The Monty Python (Python M. Ridiculus) | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Charlotte Kane | CK | 0 | 0 |
| 63 | Edward Kay-Coles | QB | 0 | 0 |
| 64 | Ben Webb | Pinkie Pie | 0 | 0 |
| 65 | Jakub Sanak (Kuba) | 303 | 0 | 0 |
| 66 | Carolyn Barker | Vodka Mutini | 0 | 0 |
| 67 | Mark Brown | St. John's College, Cambridge | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Benjamin Lai | Zaphod Beeblebrox | 0 | 0 |
| 69 | Owen Cundy | Old Mountain Man | 1 | 1 |
| 69 | Matthew Morgan | A Malicious Pastry | 0 | 0 |
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