The Assassins' Guild: Lent 2012 Game Awards

For various achievements and entertainments, the following awards are presented:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:: Matthew Morgan, who didn't make it to midday.
Honourable mention to his killer Owen Cundy, who was taken out moments later.
The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:: Addison Shore for six kills.
Honourable mention to Martin Levine who got five.
The "nice try" award for a valiant effort: Julian Willis, for consistently making attempts, but not making a kill until the final day, then dying half a second later.
The Leek and Safe Award for most interesting weaponry:: Emily Room and Steph Leddington for their pet squid Nigel, who was attached to a long piece of string and could be lowered down the staircase.
Honourable mention to Neal Carr, for attempting to kill Greg with Emily, after the (completely sober, honestly!) umpire declared her to be a weapon.
The Kenny McCormick Award for dying far too many times:: Who else but Greg "Serial Corpse" Weir?
The David Duffit Award for secrecy and deception:: Martin Levine for sending an email to the inco list offering 80 pounds for a quick interview for a study.
The Darwin Award for death by stupidity:: Kate Champion and Stacey-Jo Parker for falling for it.
The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:: Andrew Harland for being the only player to survive going wanted.
The Laurel Award for most amusing single-act:: Matthew Fitch and his epic Police war.
The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:: Ilya Manyakin's anonymous friend for leaving a letter reading "bang, you're dead" in Ilya's room.
The Gary Lineker Award for Sportsmanship:: Benjamin Gill for informing the umpire of a leaked copy of the player list without reading it. (Then sending him what he believed to be a second page containing it, but was actually last term's inco list.)
The Brutus Award for best betrayal:: Sam Twist, for ending his no-kill agreement with Martin by sending him a message saying so, hidden in the middle of 29 pages of Chaucer.
The 'Do you have my fish?' Award for excuse least likely to get someone to open the door:: Addison Shore, for attempting to annoy Petras out of his room by playing Nyan Cat for several minutes. Nyan!
The Obfuscated Tutorial System Award for Silliest Pseudonym:: Alex Jackman, Fitzwilliam College, for "Alex Jackman, Fitzwilliam College".
Honourable mention to Rosie Normanton from Queens, for "Rosiefromqueens".