The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Leo Cairns | T7, Memorial Court | Clare | Water With Care | Captain | Jack Harkness | |
| Alice Lightowlers | M9, Memorial Court | Clare | Water With Care | Mad Prophet | Dalek Caan | |
| Damian Phillips-Cragg | L16 | Downing | No Water | The Ultimate Question | The Steven Moffat Plothole Monster | |
| Alex Guttenplan | 34 Warkworth Street, Room 4 | Emmanuel | No Water | Lord President of Gallifrey | Rassilon | OOB while carrying musical instruments or lab samples. |
| Charlie Zou | T24, North Court | Emmanuel | Water With Care | Galactic Government | The Shadow Proclamation | Medicine set M15 |
| Ben Webb | E300a, Wolfson Court | Girton | No Water | The Girl Who Waited | Amy Pond | |
| Daniel Baker | ABC 214 | Homerton | Water With Care | Dark Lord of All | Stormageddon | Third year mathmo. Also, the game. |
| Martin Levine | K321 | King's | Water With Care | Ood Officer | Oodfficer Sigma | |
| Matt Hinks | 10 Fitzwilliam Street, Room 4 | Pembroke | Water With Care | Musical Statues Champion | Weeping Angel | Other information about me? Well you see... I'm a pirate! ARRRRRR!!!!! Oh and I'll be Out of Bounds whilst carrying equipment for Capture the Flag- which you should totally join! |
| Joseph Nelson | Y14 | Queens' | Water With Care | Platoon Upon The Moon | Judoon Platoon | |
| Will Pearmain | BB24, Cripps | Queens' | No Water | Sentinel of History | The Silence | |
| Robert John Seaton | C6 | Robinson | No Water | Piranha of the Air | Vashta Nerada | I have hayfever and animal fur allergies, but only involving prolonged exposure. Bio NatSci. |
| Aneurin John (Nye) Redman-White | DG18 | Sidney Sussex | No Water | Time Meddler | The Monk | Do not attack my girlfriend under any circumstances. |
| Iram Naaz Qureshi | E28 | St Catharine's | No Water | Private | Wilfred Mott | |
| Jonathan (Jonny) Lloyd | I7, Blue Boar Court | Trinity | No Water | Dalek(s) | Cult of Skaro |
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Andrew Buchan | Fitzwilliam | Don Salvatore |
| Alison Woodman | Homerton | Woody A |
| Ben Elliott | Trinity | Biscuit |
| Benjamin Hammond (Ben) | Downing | Chanandler Bong |
| Amirul Hakim | Peterhouse | ihateu |
| Jerome Singh | Gonville and Caius | Chaosweaver |
| Sakari Mesimaki | Homerton | Perkele |
| Phanos Anastasiou | Hughes Hall | The Government |
| Zephyr Penoyre | Trinity Hall | Tenuousness |
| Steph teh Ninja Ninja Leddington | St John's | Killer Bug 3 |
| Caspian Merlin | St Catharine's | Le Meurtrier |
| Esther Kezia Harding | Homerton | Tiny |
| Jeff Carpenter | Trinity Hall | Shluf |
| Harrison Roocroft | Jesus | Snake |
| Toby Crisford | King's | Tinky Winky |
| Shurong (Sharon) Li | Murray Edwards | Big Tree |
| Stacey-Jo Parker | Murray Edwards | Spark |
| James Hartley | St John's | Trafalgar Law |
| Sally Zhu | Girton | necrognostic |
| James Peter Stuart Robson | Emmanuel | Telganistico AKA Killer Bug 1 AKA D. Mendeleev, The Chemistry Bro |
| Leo Cairns | Clare | Red |
| Dominic (Dom) Hinkins | Christ's | Erinaceous D'escalier |
| Terence Goldberg | Sidney Sussex | tejogol |
| Adam Wright | St Catharine's | Mary Moo Cow |
| Amy Roberts | King's | Sue Donim |
| Abdulla Al-Kamil | St John's | Lizard |
| Alex Jackman | Fitzwilliam | DavidKean |
| Alexander King | Trinity Hall | Kingy |
| Andrew Bauer | Fitzwilliam | Fusilli |
| Andrew Harland | Gonville and Caius | Joshua Andrews |
| David Vasak | Trinity | Medeis |
| Carys Jane Redman-White | Clare | Morgan le Fay |
| Daniel (Dan) Jafferji | Fitzwilliam | DIG |
| Harry Wright | Gonville and Caius | HAL OGEN |
| Shuaib Siddiqui | Magdalene | snake |
| David Green | Magdalene | Mr X |
| Sarah Greasley | Magdalene | Didn't submit a pseudonym |
| Nicholas (Nick) Caldwell | Clare | A Wandering Minstrel |
| Samuel Nel.lo | Girton | This pseudonym was also made up by the Umpire |
| Michael Jason Stec | King's | SkillzUpInThisExtra |
| Jack Brewster | Magdalene | Brewy |
| James (Jamie) Scott | King's | Deathfader |
| Thomas Clausen | Trinity | Commander Keen |
| Tom Norris | Pembroke | Iron Storm |
| Julianne Joswiak | Corpus Christi | Wichita |
| Max Toomey | Fitzwilliam | The Spanish Inquisition |
| Rich Crichton | Emmanuel | Blinky |
| Nick Chambers | Gonville and Caius | Pseudonym Made Up By The Umpire No.34 |
| Joseph (Joe) Goddard | Clare | Coors Light AKA Nightfingers |
| Finlay Noble-Chamings | Churchill | The Penguin |
| Jiann Meng Tan | Sidney Sussex | Banana |
| Hannah McLaughlin | Selwyn | Mr Papaya AKA And recently, meat |
| Hester (Hettie) Thorneycroft | Clare | The Savage Eye of Bucephalus What Kills People |
| Victoria (Vicki) McAvinue | Gonville and Caius | 42nd Pseudonym Invented By The Umpire |
| Grace Carroll | Fitzwilliam | The Jazzy Hippogriff |
| Stanislaw Klajn | St Edmund's | Broi |
| Rebecca (Becky) Bowen | Gonville and Caius | Reginald |
| Matt Kingston | Girton | Zop the Exploding Beetroot |
| Sharukh Malik | Fitzwilliam | ghost |
| Dan Hensman | Girton | Bob Marley |
| Kentaro Ueshima | Fitzwilliam | The Grey Man |
| Mark Brown | Gonville and Caius | Your Supervisor |
| Joseph Nelson | Queens' | The Octopus |
| Zac Baynham-Herd | Queens' | Yes |
| Shahhaziq (Shah) Shahari | Fitzwilliam | pembunuh sunyi |
| Will Lawn | King's | Geekslashfool |
| Edward (Ed) Godfrey | Trinity | Anathema |
| Steven (Steve) Rogers | Girton | Yossarain |
| Matthew Clarkson | Girton | Morgan |
| Louis Bailey | Downing | No idea? |
| Jonathan Bootle | Clare | Cookie-monster AKA fdztxxs |
| Kande Andrews | Churchill | Duchess of Cambridge |
| Craig Newbold | Trinity | 'Tis but a flesh wound' AKA The Umpire may also have created this pseudonym |
| Sam Peat | Girton | Ploddipop |
| Joe He | Robinson | Nine |
| Addison Shore | Gonville and Caius | tacticallemon |
| Viktor Konstantinov | Trinity | fdztxs |
| Andy Marsh | Downing | Discord |
| Gianpiero Roscelli | Robinson | Jeeeeeps |
| Matthew Fitch | Churchill | Aaron Domnoob AKA Random Strategy AKA My other pseudonym starts with a T |
| Nicola (Nicky) Wood | Trinity Hall | Ganon |
| Benjamin (Ben) Lai | Christ's | Count Zachary |
| James Glanville | Emmanuel | Oaty |
| Stefan Liam Arun Nigam | Gonville and Caius | This was also made up by the Umpire |
| Maria Leggatt | Peterhouse | Cyborg Ostrich |
| Alice Lightowlers | Clare | Killer Bug 4 |
| Finnian Firth | Emmanuel | The Patriot |
| Tom Taylor | Trinity | TiddlyTom AKA Stealth |
| Tim Squirrell | Churchill | Useless |
| Jordan White | St Catharine's | 3ps |
| Sam Miller | Jesus | Amun Ra |
| Alan Mitchell | St Catharine's | The Dark |
| Kyle Lam | Churchill | Phillipe Philloppe |
| Adam Varga | St John's | Cobler |
| Piers Riley-Smith | Queens' | The Gay Gimp of Girton |
| Lucia Corsini | Gonville and Caius | Green Dragon |
| Rob May-Miller | Emmanuel | Dr Baltar |
| Ravinda Gunaratne | Queens' | Raver |
| Christos Panayi | Trinity | Mantis |
| Natalie Wellings | Jesus | Agnes |
| Guang (Betty) Xia Xu | Murray Edwards | Another Umpire-created pseudonym |
| David Ginsbourg | King's | Valentino |
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