The Assassins' Guild - Stats| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Anna Ermakova | Ballrooms on Mars AKA Second Avatar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster AKA The Hermes Expunger | 5 | 30 |
| 2 | Emily Room | Chocolate Biscuit AKA Norwegian Blue | 2 | 13 |
| 2 | Craig Slade | Frab | 2 | 23 |
| 4 | Sean Tull | Zeno AKA Hume | 5 | 8 |
| 5 | Arthur Savile | Velijan Effendi | 2 | 2 |
| 6 | Juliet Griffin | The Random Variable | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Amelia Penny | Kippers by Post | 1 | 1 |
| 8 | Stephanie Leddington | Lady Vanity AKA Envious of Basics Chocolate Digestives | 4 | 11 |
| 9 | Amy Johnson | Katalya | 1 | 1 |
| 10 | Hester Thorneycroft | A Ferruginous Pygmy-owl | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Daniel Gregory Wallace O'Brien | So-tea-rios Johnson | 0 | 0 |
| 12 | James Parish-Bassett | Uncle Fester | 3 | 6 |
| 13 | Maria Francesca O' Connor | Pidgeon | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | Rob Sullivan | Captain Stabby | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | Daniel Baker | Chocobo AKA The Daily Mail | 2 | 2 |
| 16 | Petras Balciunas | This pseudonym has thirty two letters | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | Michael Sargent | A gender neutral anagram of "we take" | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Premchand Brian | Dr. Facilier | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | Nick Chambers | Miley | 1 | 1 |
| 20 | Ben Webb | CylonSeven | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Sophie Evingar | Daddio | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Katie Vann | Captain Funtimes | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Brook Roberts | Carrot | 1 | 1 |
| 24 | Imogen Gold | Harry Lime | 0 | 0 |
| 25 | Eileen Wagner | Trillian | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | Stephen Hobbs | Subject Twelve | 0 | 0 |
| 27 | Abigail See | Armed Bastard | 1 | 1 |
| 28 | Matthew Cook | The Lumbering Ninja | 0 | 0 |
| 29 | Rupert Rutledge | The Loathsome Lemon | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Adam Wright | Justin Bieber | 0 | 0 |
| 31 | Jeff Carpenter | SHLUF | 0 | 0 |
| 32 | Arathi Ramachandran | Argon | 1 | 1 |
| 33 | Douglas Thomson | Tea Dog | 1 | 1 |
| 34 | Duncan Gavin Goudie | Leeroy Jenkins | 0 | 0 |
| 35 | Jordan Brown | Lanced Jack | 0 | 0 |
| 36 | Edward Cook | The Village Green Preservation Society | 0 | 0 |
| 37 | Vicky Roth | Boy 1だ | 0 | 0 |
| 38 | Daniel Threlfall | Asprango | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | Caroline Clark | Twinkle "kills with a chainsaw" Popopo | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Jesse Daley | Dr Henry Jekyll | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Dan MacSwiney | MacSwineFlu | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Andrew Witty | Dranoel | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Nabodit Paudyal | The Bandit | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Yong Jin Jeong | Conan | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | David Cox | Chocolate Panda | 0 | 0 |
| 46 | Peter E Conn | Richard Carlton | 0 | 0 |
| 47 | Luke Haggerty | Vlad the Impaler AKA The Dragon Rebjorn | 17 | 26 |
| 48 | Tea Kew | lgbtea | 0 | 0 |
| 49 | Alex Wheatley | Captain Cephalopod | 1 | 1 |
| 50 | Aneurin John (Nye) Redman White | 3rd person future conditional | 0 | 0 |
| 51 | Abdulah Fawaz | Shawty | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | Zoe Asquith | Lord Walrus | 0 | 0 |
| 53 | Luke Robins | Death | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | Janusz Sikorski | Las Vegas | 0 | 0 |
| 54 | Matthew Fitch | Random Strategy | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | Sandhya Sreekumar | Sir Humphrey Pennington | 0 | 0 |
| 57 | Yuming Mei | Spud Money | 0 | 0 |
| 58 | Ryan Robinson | Lupus | 2 | 2 |
| 59 | Tom Reynolds | Torquemada | 0 | 0 |
| 60 | Mark Brown | Luminara | 0 | 0 |
| 61 | Thomas Clausen | Girton Landeconomist | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Charles Board | Kellanved | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Fleur Siswick | Spaghetti Bolognaise | 1 | 2 |
| 64 | Jennifer Purcell | Elmo | 1 | 1 |
| 65 | Sarah Fox | Madre Fox | 0 | 0 |
| 66 | Nicholas John Caldwell | Unhappy Farmer | 0 | 0 |
| 67 | Julian Willis | Dr. Boss | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Joshua Lovell | LHO | 0 | 0 |
| 69 | Tom Durrant | Haiku | 2 | 3 |
| 70 | Christopher Arran | The Thin Man | 0 | 0 |
| 71 | Rebecca Odman-Stonehouse | Rio | 0 | 0 |
| 72 | Daniel Thomas | Pills_Here | 0 | 0 |
| 73 | Janice Heng | Proper Noun | 1 | 1 |
| 73 | Lei Cao | Erena | 1 | 2 |
| 75 | Rob May-Miller | Mr Potatohead | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | Dan Ivtsan | Sleazy | 0 | 0 |
| 77 | Jonathan Bootle | Dangermouse | 0 | 0 |
| 78 | Hugh Collins | The Procrastinator | 0 | 0 |
| 79 | Andy Marsh | Professor Layton | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Alexander Johnson | Strange Quark | 0 | 0 |
| 81 | Neal Carr | The Evil Emperor Zurg | 0 | 0 |
| 82 | Alex Jones | Chris Dobson | 0 | 0 |
| 82 | Christopher Judge | An Innocent Rabbit | 1 | 1 |
| 84 | Hieu (Hugh) Trong Nguyen | ODB | 0 | 0 |
| 84 | Rajkumar Ram Sarujan | Super Mario | 1 | 1 |
| 86 | Matt Arran | A jam sandwich | 0 | 0 |
| 87 | Adrian Li | Raindial | 0 | 0 |
| 87 | Owen Hicks | Crazy Little Thing Called Death | 0 | 0 |
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