The Assassins' Guild - Police List

Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:

Rank	Pseudonym	Real Name	Email Address	Address	College	Water Weapons Status	Notes
Archchancellor	Mustrum Ridcully	Alex Guttenplan	ag552@cam.ac.uk	G5	Emmanuel	No Water	Warning SHARED SET! OOB while carrying musical instruments or lab samples.
The Patrician	Lord Havelock Vetinari	The Duke	jgb@cantab.net	???	Life Member of Jesus	No Water	I will be here, there, and everywhere. Don't go wanted, you don't want me on your back. I'm quite heavy...
Sergeant	Angel	Callum Picken	cp452@cam.ac.uk	B4a St Mikes Court	Gonville and Caius	No Water
Genius	Leonard of Quirm owing Death one	Andy Marsh	agm50@cam.ac.uk	Room J17	Downing	Water With Care
Constable	Dorfl + glue	Charles Board	cvrb2@cam.ac.uk	Trinity Hall, Central Site, Q1	Trinity Hall	No Water
Student Wizard	Big Mad Drongo	Greg Weir	gw325@cam.ac.uk	Room 12, 7 St Peter's Terrace	Peterhouse	Water With Care	Don't hurt the books or I'll be filled with unreasoning and homicidal rage.
Constable	Daily Mail of the Dead	Daniel Baker	djb212@cam.ac.uk	D&E 311	Homerton	Water With Care	IB Mathmo
Constable	Reg Shoe (escaped with Blind Io-intervention)	Matthew Fitch	mhdf2@cam.ac.uk	44F	Churchill	Water With Care	I have lectures most mornings in the New Museum Site.
Duchess of Ankh	Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deirdre Olgivanna Ramkin Vimes	Andy	assassins@srcf.ucam.org	London	Real Life	Water With Care	I will be carrying my belongings- please do not shoot me with large water guns. KThxBai

These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:

Rank	Pseudonym	Real Name	College
Commander Sir	Samuel Vimes	Amelia Booth	Clare
Poker Wielder	Susan Sto Helit AKA Someone	J Doe	WereWolfson? Trinity Howl?
Constable	Paper Mario	Rajkumar Ram Sarujan	Corpus Christi
Constable	The Luggage	Tom Duncan	Queens'
Constable	Mr. Marrowhead	Rob May-Miller	Emmanuel
Constable	LHOII - Deceased	Joshua Lovell	Trinity Hall
The Grim Squeaker	The Death of Rats	Luke Robins	Homerton
Staff	The Librarian	Abdulah Fawaz	Trinity Hall
Constable	Reg Shoe	Matthew Fitch	Churchill
Golem	Anghammarad	Aneurin John (Nye) Redman White	Sidney Sussex
Paperwork Inspector	Inn-Sewer-Ants	Zoe Asquith	Churchill
Dress Maker	Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite	Sophie Evingar	Downing
Wizzard	Rincewind	Katie Vann	Downing
D.C.I.	Sam Tyler	Neal Carr	Pembroke
Witch	Agnes Nitt	Eileen Wagner	Trinity
The Grim Squeaker	The Death of Rats with a Broken Tail	Luke Robins	Homerton
Paperwork Inspector	Inn-Sewer-Ants paid off	Zoe Asquith	Churchill
Sergeant	Cheery Littlebottom	Janusz Sikorski	Churchill
Constable	Mrs Cake	A.S.Sassin	St John's
Sergeant	Detritus	Matt Arran	St Catharine's
Wonder Dog	Gaspode	Owen Hicks	Emmanuel
Butler	Willikins	Alexander Johnson	Corpus Christi
Genius	Leonard of Quirm	Andy Marsh	Downing
Butler	Crippled Willikins	Alexander Johnson	Corpus Christi
Constable	Dorfl	Charles Board	Trinity Hall
Tourist	Twoflower	Sandhya Sreekumar	Homerton

And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:

Rank	Pseudonym	Real Name	College	Crime
Black Ribboner	Otto Chriek	Luke Haggerty	Trinity	Multiple crimes
Constable	Bloody Stupid Johnson	Julian Willis	Pembroke	Accomplicing
Constant-ble	Epsilon less than zero	Daniel Baker	Homerton	Singing Always by Erasure
Gatekeeper of Hell	Urglefloggah	Janusz Sikorski	Churchill	Letting tourists through the gates
Captain	Carrot Ironfoundersson	Thomas Clausen	Trinity College (History)	Attacking an illicit target