The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List

This is the list of incompetents:

This is the list of incompetent police:

Real Name	Address	College	Water Weapons Status	Rank	Pseudonym
Andy Marsh	Room J17	Downing	Water With Care	Genius	Leonard of Quirm owing Death one
Callum Picken	B4a St Mikes Court	Gonville and Caius	No Water	Sergeant	Angel
Charles Board	Trinity Hall, Central Site, Q1	Trinity Hall	No Water	Constable	Dorfl + glue

And this is a list of corpses:

Name	College	Pseudonym
Aneurin John (Nye) Redman White	Sidney Sussex	3rd person future conditional
Maria Francesca O' Connor	Newnham	Pidgeon
Dan MacSwiney	Trinity Hall	MacSwineFlu
Caroline Clark	Sidney Sussex	Twinkle "kills with a chainsaw" Popopo
Amy Johnson	Newnham	Katalya
Jordan Brown	Corpus Christi	Lanced Jack
Amelia Penny	Trinity Hall	Kippers by Post
Ben Webb	Girton	CylonSeven
David Cox	Pembroke	Chocolate Panda
Arathi Ramachandran	Sidney Sussex	Argon
Stephen Hobbs	Selwyn	Subject Twelve
Premchand Brian	St John's	Dr. Facilier
Daniel Threlfall	Trinity Hall	Asprango
Eileen Wagner	Trinity	Trillian
Duncan Gavin Goudie	Peterhouse	Leeroy Jenkins
Tea Kew	Clare	lgbtea
Jesse Daley	Homerton	Dr Henry Jekyll
Vicky Roth	Homerton	Boy 1だ
Adam Wright	St Catharine's	Justin Bieber
Juliet Griffin	Trinity Hall	The Random Variable
Douglas Thomson	Homerton	Tea Dog
Nick Chambers	Gonville and Caius	Miley
Yong Jin Jeong	Trinity	Conan
Matthew Cook	St John's	The Lumbering Ninja
Andrew Witty	Robinson	Dranoel
Nabodit Paudyal	Trinity	The Bandit