The Assassins' Guild: Lent 2011 Game Awards

For various achievements and entertainments, the following awards are presented:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:

Owen Hicks, died just after sunrise on the first day.

The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:

Temporarily Withheld
Although, notable mention to Anna Ermakova who finished the game killing 3 of the open season players

The Mario Sainz-Martinez Award for cowwuption:

J Doe for obvious, yet unrecorded, accomplicing etc.
Notable mention: Luke Robins, for being the first to fall into the darkness and start the Police War

The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:

Temporarily Withheld

The Jake Corteen Award for dying far too many times:

Janusz Sikorski, for dying a total of 3 times (twice by same person)
Notable mention: Dan Baker-for the numerous unrecorded times the Umpire thunderstruck him at the Kambar with immediate resurrection

The Darwin Award for death by stupidity:

Rob Sullivan for assaulting a corrupt Policeman’s residence and using himself as bait.

The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act:

Janusz Sikorski and Matthew Fitch for the starting off working together and ending up killing off each other during the Police war.

The 'Ginger Cake' Award for the 'smoothest' kill:

Luke Bennett for crushing the Chief of Police with a Super Massive Black Hole with the relevant Muse song in the background and witnessed to the amusement of at least 10 people.

The Catherine-Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:

Doesn’t go to J Doe for once- seeing as he was Police.
Instead, Christopher Powell, who managed to deceive a number of players into thinking he was active, right up until open season.
Notable mention: Thomas Wootten, who can now be revealed as the mysterious person who placed the bounty of a CD for killing using a Super Massive Black Hole

The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:

Luke Robins, for the continued amusing personas of Death and Death of Rats.
Honourable mention: Matthew Fitch for writing the longest report (at 1580 words). The longest report since Mich ‘09

The Gary Lineker Award for Sportsmanship:

Daniel O’Brien for allowing an on-the-spot duel in a situation where his killer could have ended up going wanted or worse.

The Brutus Award for best betrayal:

Emily Room, for the execution of Stephanie Leddington as the last kill before Open Season, on Emily’s birthday

The Zaphod Beeblebrox award for style:

Dan Baker for counter-attacking Caroline Clark with a knife thrown whilst riding a bicycle and then stylishly crashing- all in front of their shared lecturer.

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