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New on Monday, 8 March
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8 Mar, 18:30 PM]
Raspberry Skelter AKA The Tittering Machine AKA Rave Blue World AKA Apollo's Hum (Adam Guterres) beats Mario AKA GLaDOS Mk. II (Christopher Powell) to the finish.
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7 Mar, 17:40 PM]
Raspberry Skelter fails to 1UP as Mario evades capture... unlike that damn Princess!
New on Sunday, 7 March
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6 Mar, 19:00 PM]
Some dudes try to attack Mario and some get killed for their trouble
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6 Mar, 10:05 AM]
Apollo's Hum shows why not to be a sociable assassin, and stabs Stilgar AKA The Borg AKA Bambi (Sophie Reed)
New on Saturday, 6 March
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5 Mar, 14:30 PM]
Batman on death's door kills Second-hand Second-hand Biro Salesman (William Keen) (again)
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3 Mar, 12:00 PM]
Heavily injured Batman and Second-hand Second-hand Biro Salesman fight again. Second-hand Second-hand Biro Salesman goes down...
New on Friday, 5 March
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4 Mar, 15:30 PM]
I have never (Luke Bennett) heard of a better reason not to remind a player that he can legitimately kill you. Zombie Commissioner Jim Gordon obliges
New on Thursday, 4 March
New on Tuesday, 2 March
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1 Mar, 16:15 PM]
The Dude With The AK-47 App (Daniel O'Brien) falls to Birobeard
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1 Mar, 19:10 PM]
There's not enough love around any more.. Professor of love (David Turner) dies to Rave Blue World
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1 Mar, 19:00 PM]
The ASNaC (Alicia Danks) learns that food and death go well together.. unfortunately the killer is not her but Rave Blue World
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2 Mar, 12:00 PM]
Two Face (William "Twillo" Brooks) resigns from the game.
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1 Mar, 18:20 PM]
An interaction occurs! Two hunting parties meet in the depths of _unspecified_
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26 Feb, 21:00 PM]
Because of assassins, I can now spell Psuedonym (Matthew Hinks) found that The disembodied head of film noir legend: Robert Mitchum (Michael Sargent) had been sold a foul tale of corruption by a Second-hand Biro Salesman
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1 Mar, 12:00 PM]
Batman (Luke James Montgomery Robins) and Second-hand Biro Salesman (William Keen) meet again. Both die.
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1 Mar, 14:30 PM]
Two Face shoots (but does not kill) a live player (Professor of love) whilst attempting to lurk Mario
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1 Mar, 13:50 PM]
Raspberry Skelter stabs Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! (Philip Hubbard) in a cycle-by
New on Monday, 1 March
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28 Feb, 21:30 PM]
The Dude With The AK-47 App wins a duel with Tithe your own damn wok (Dan Baker) (but not with his AK47 app.)
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28 Feb, 14:00 PM]
Professor of love doesn't come to tea, much to The ASNaC's disappointment.
New on Sunday, 28 February
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23 Feb, 09:30 AM]
Tristan Maxwell (John Jacob Pardo) falls to the knife of Raspberry Skelter
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27 Feb, 16:00 PM]
The Death of Teaspoons was not precipitated by a visit from The Zombiez
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23 Feb, 21:00 PM]
Corruption is abound as a police war is declared by Second-hand Biro Salesman and others..
New on Friday, 26 February
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26 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Adam Guterres, Luke James Montgomery Robins, and William Keen are away this weekend
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26 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Birobeard kills The Amulet, Charlie! Sparkle sparkle! (Dan Baker)
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25 Feb, 08:30 AM]
Tithe My Wok does some serious hunting! shluf (Jefferson Hayden Carpenter) dies!
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26 Feb, 08:40 AM]
Rockin'! Rave Blue World slaps down Door2Door Salesman AKA The Thing That Should Not Be (Matthew Hinks)
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26 Feb, 09:35 AM]
The ASNaC is still seeking his Juliet, but Professor of love cruelly leaves him looking...
New on Thursday, 25 February
New on Wednesday, 24 February
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24 Feb, 13:55 PM]
The disembodied head of film noir legend: Robert Mitchum makes the first strike in a police war, killing nocturnal duck (Tom Duncan)
New on Tuesday, 23 February
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23 Feb, 10:00 AM]
Bambi and Door2Door Salesman battle! Bambi looses his leg but not his life!
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22 Feb, 18:50 PM]
The Tittering Machine tries to find Mario, but ends up seeing the incompetent Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
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22 Feb, 19:00 PM]
Mario evades the fantastic duo of Professor of love and Tristan Maxwell
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22 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Anne Bonney (Hester Thorneycroft) tries to sneak up on Professor of love, but gets killed for her efforts
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23 Feb, 09:45 AM]
The ASNaC tries to catch Professor of love at breakfast, but did not act fast enough...
New on Monday, 22 February
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19 Feb, 22:40 PM]
Binary Assassin and Door2Door Salesman multiply stab one another in various states of OoB - a duel decides Binary Assassin AKA Death By Numbers (Julian Willis)'s death
New on Sunday, 21 February
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20 Feb, 15:35 PM]
The ASNaC is the second person to be thwarted by the locks of Anne Bonney
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21 Feb, 03:00 AM]
Second-hand Biro Salesman dis-arms The disembodied head of film noir legend: Robert Mitchum
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21 Feb, 17:30 PM]
The Death of Teaspoons is left hungry, as Tithe My Wok cant be found!
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20 Feb, 18:35 PM]
Pope Gregory IX (Sean Tull) kills The Betrayed (Ashley Chadwick), then dies to Raspberry Skelter (who had just been lurking Tristan Maxwell)
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20 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Bambi went to search for other animals to frolic with but couldn't find any. Professor of love escapes this time!
New on Friday, 19 February
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17 Feb, 20:10 PM]
The burrower tried to go after the pile of ashes that was Dergeilehase
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18 Feb, 08:00 AM]
Street savoir-faire (Christopher Milligan) was thunderbolted!
New on Thursday, 18 February
New on Wednesday, 17 February
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17 Feb, 18:15 PM]
Bambi finds that there are some people who are too incompetent to come out and play :(
New on Tuesday, 16 February
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16 Feb, 11:00 AM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave kills yet another inco, this time Pappus (Simon Taylor)
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16 Feb, 12:05 PM]
Baron of bunny (Christopher Judge) discovers why not to go incompetent, as Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave hunts him down.
New on Monday, 15 February
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15 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Tristan Maxwell and Professor of love could do with some H.E.L.P.
New on Sunday, 14 February
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14 Feb, 11:20 AM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave is kind to animals! Poor little Bambi cant find any incos...
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14 Feb, 11:00 AM]
Someone comes knock-knock-knocking on Professor of love's door..
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14 Feb, 13:45 PM]
Door2Door Salesman stops people being worried about Alex Guttenplan (Osaka Seafood Concern AKA Labrys)
New on Saturday, 13 February
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13 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Septima (Elizabeth (Liz) Ing-Simmons) killed by Pope Gregory IX after an epic chase through the streets of Cambridge. Who knew the pope was so fit?
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11 Feb, 19:55 PM]
Osaka Seafood Concern is luckily OoB when GLaDOS Mk. II comes to call...
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11 Feb, 19:10 PM]
The ASNaC lurked Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn
New on Friday, 12 February
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11 Feb, 16:30 PM]
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! killed HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Foysol Miah), but only after Robin (Alex Wheatley) died to his fiendish weaponry
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12 Feb, 00:05 AM]
Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn (Daniel O'Brien) does not die to lame incobash fire, but instead to lame betrayal.
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11 Feb, 22:00 PM]
Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn is lurked
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11 Feb, 16:54 PM]
The Borg takes out Judge Dread (Pip Ash), but not before he kills ThunderChild (Richard Tunnard)
New on Thursday, 11 February
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8 Feb, 21:55 PM]
Grey Squirrel's corpse gets mutilated by Death By Numbers
New on Wednesday, 10 February
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9 Feb, 15:05 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave takes down Moby Dickhead (Peter Jones)
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8 Feb, 20:00 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave rids Gotham City of its most famous furry, Grey Squirrel (Michael Williamson)
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8 Feb, 17:30 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave attempts to cull Gotham City's villains, but is prevented by one of his own men, William Keen. Anne Bonney cowers.
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7 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave takes two mysterious individuals to the abode of Grey Squirrel
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8 Feb, 17:00 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon on sick leave makes a fossil of Dr Dinosaur
New on Tuesday, 9 February
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9 Feb, 13:00 PM]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! is STILL alive, The Borg couldnt get him this evening
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8 Feb, 08:50 AM]
Grey Squirrels are well camoflaged. Pierre Dubois cant find this one!
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8 Feb, 17:40 PM]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? God? No, but Pope Gregory IX cant find him either
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8 Feb, 15:00 PM]
Septima finds neither Om nom nom nom, Anne Bonney, nor Moby Dickhead.
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9 Feb, 12:05 PM]
Baron of bunny is unsuccessful in finding Tristan Maxwell
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8 Feb, 13:45 PM]
Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn has a lucky escape from The ASNaC
New on Monday, 8 February
[
7 Feb, 14:20 PM]
The Borg buzzes and whirrs around the homes of Dergeilehase and Moby Dickhead but cannot destroy their weak, fleshy bodies
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7 Feb, 20:00 PM]
Osaka Seafood Concern narrowly escapes extinction at the hands of Pappus
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3 Feb, 21:30 PM]
Raspberry Skelter and it's all downhill and a bit sticky for Peter Sutcliffe (Richard Cole)
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6 Feb, 20:00 PM]
The Zombies (Premchand Brian) got et by Street savoir-faire
New on Saturday, 6 February
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6 Feb, 12:00 PM]
Captain Cephalopod kills some artists - Michelangelo (Eugene Geidelberg) and Leonardo (James Hay). FYI I am a Spy arrives too late to join in the fun..
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6 Feb, 11:20 AM]
The Borg is clearly not an art historian, as he cannot find Leonardo or Michelangelo
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6 Feb, 16:00 PM]
Tristan Maxwell and Professor of love join in the popular arts tour du jour
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4 Feb, 15:17 PM]
The ASNaC enjoys mutilating The Manic Molemans corpse (David Marc Jones)
New on Friday, 5 February
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5 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Osaka Seafood Concern tries to offer saki to Drunken Phantom, but fails to convince him
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5 Feb, 14:15 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon falls in the course of duty, but purges Drunken Phantom (Alex Lodge)'s drinking habit. Baron of bunny remains aloof
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3 Feb, 18:30 PM]
Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn finds some time alongside the creation of SILLY LONG PSEUDONYMS and tries, like everyone else in Cambridge, to find Drunken Phantom. Without success. Would someone just kill him?
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4 Feb, 13:20 PM]
Baron of bunny cannot find the Michelangelo or Leonardo. Suggest he tries the fitz?
New on Thursday, 4 February
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4 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Binary Assassin disapproves of life. The Manic Moleman (David Marc Jones) dies, and Inspector Gadget is corrupt by stabbing an illegitimate target
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4 Feb, 10:00 AM]
Door2Door Salesman catches up with Mr. About-four-o'clock-in-the-afternoon (Michael Sargent)
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3 Feb, 18:00 PM]
Professor of love once again learns some lessons in the art of loving from Tristan Maxwell, as they conspire to take down BARON HUMBUCK (Duncan Goudie)
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3 Feb, 18:31 PM]
Pope Gregory IX showed Colonel Mustard (Harry Robinson) why man does not live on bread alone...
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3 Feb, 11:30 AM]
The corpse of PimpSlap is mutilated again, and the corrupt Zem, the One True Mattress Overlord brought to justice by Stilgar
New on Wednesday, 3 February
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3 Feb, 15:30 PM]
The Betrayed is active and tries to betray Raspberry Skelter, Baron of bunny, Dr Dinosaur and Peter Sutcliffe, sadly for him with no success
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3 Feb, 17:21 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon wants to lay down the law on these Gotham pimps, starting with Baron of bunny
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3 Feb, 15:39 PM]
Pappus staggers around after Drunken Phantom and Colonel Mustard, but has no luck
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3 Feb, 11:05 AM]
5 hours before, Mr. About-four-o'clock-in-the-afternoon kills The Haiku Murderer (Robert Sullivan)
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3 Feb, 13:45 PM]
The Manic Moleman tunnels his way past the lairs of Binary Assassin and Door2Door Salesman, but without success
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1 Feb, 17:30 PM]
Septima tries seven times (well, maybe not so many) to find Scubbo
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3 Feb, 13:30 PM]
Commissioner Jim Gordon and Batman search Gotham City for villainy, with little success, as Drunken Phantom, Baron of bunny and The Haiku Murderer evade them
New on Tuesday, 2 February
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2 Feb, 13:35 PM]
Scubbo (Jack William Mathew Jackson) is finally brought down by Mr. About-four-o'clock-in-the-afternoon!!!
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2 Feb, 13:00 PM]
Osaka Seafood Concern ends the life of The [UNSPECIFIED COLLEGE] Mafia Mascot (Dominic Carr)
New on Monday, 1 February
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1 Feb, 11:00 AM]
The Friendly Ninja gets lucky, killing nocturnal duck (Tom Duncan) and How's that for Danger Close? (Joe Reed) in one morning
New on Sunday, 31 January
[
30 Jan, 18:00 PM]
The Friendly Ninja Om nom nom nomed their way through several colleges, but were left hungry.
New on Saturday, 30 January
[
30 Jan, 15:15 PM]
Grey Squirrels are not very popular, with several people out to get them
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30 Jan, 14:30 PM]
This innocent killing is becoming rather a common theme.. Michael Darling goes wanted!
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30 Jan, 12:00 PM]
Door2Door Salesman didnt find the Grey Squirrel. Perhaps he doesnt have a door?
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30 Jan, 15:30 PM]
Charlie - "I have no need of a pseudonym cos, while I am not going wanted, I will likely die to some very lame crossfire on the first Incobash" - the Unicorn goes to the candy mountain, but no kills lie therein
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30 Jan, 15:20 PM]
The ASNaC is clearly better at decyphering runes than hunting down targets, as The Manic Moleman, Dergeilehase and FYI I am a Spy elude him
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29 Jan, 16:00 PM]
H.E.L.P. I need somebody, H.E.L.P. not just anybody.. Mario and Baron of bunny in fact..
New on Friday, 29 January
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29 Jan, 15:00 PM]
How's that for Danger Close? Closer than you think, as Joe Reed goes wanted for killing an innocent.
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29 Jan, 18:40 PM]
Not suprisingly, nocturnal ducks are hard to find in the dark.
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29 Jan, 14:00 PM]
Japanese mafia moves in as Osaka Seafood Concern kills Donatello (William Turner)
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29 Jan, 17:00 PM]
A Dread-ful attempt by Mr. About-four-o'clock-in-the-afternoon
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27 Jan, 17:37 PM]
Stilgar decided not to Fear the Reaper (James Hardman) and shot him instead
New on Thursday, 28 January
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28 Jan, 11:05 AM]
Who could shoot a poor cuddly Tardigrade (Nathan James)? Why, Binary Assassin of course!
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28 Jan, 15:30 PM]
Another attempt, but this time Colonel Mustard was not the would-be murderer
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27 Jan, 14:10 PM]
Jules Winnfield (Dan Baker) is not made of win. Dan Gleeballs is gleeful.
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27 Jan, 14:00 PM]
Mr Moore (Peter William Hatfield) is no more, Tristan Maxwell exterminates him
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27 Jan, 20:50 PM]
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (William Keen) got PimpSlaped
New on Wednesday, 27 January
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26 Jan, 10:00 AM]
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal does not find Earth's hunting to its satisfaction
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25 Jan, 23:00 PM]
The universe has expired! Colin McSwiggen (Cosmc) is killed by Pyrimidine
New on Tuesday, 26 January
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26 Jan, 20:20 PM]
The gentleman with the thistle-down hair reminisced about a Aaron Miles (Ted E. Baer) he once pwnd
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26 Jan, 18:45 PM]
James Shaw (Pierre Dubois) didn't think nocturnal duck would be so wide awake
New on Monday, 25 January
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