Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Admiral of the Fleet | a horrible drunken accident involving a marrow, a "woman", a "boy",a suspicious green bag and a scary, scaly thing making RAAAAAWR noises. | Amelia Booth | ajb266@cam.ac.uk | D5, Clare Colony | Clare | Water With Care | I will be away on the night the game starts, and doing Jailbreak 30th-1st. Out of bounds when carrying a musical instrument / pile of folders (which will contain expensive music), a huge black and white holdall (the WUS bag) and on the door / DJing at WUS |
Rear Admiral of the Police Force, in absentia, serving under the Admiral of the Fleet | 'ello sailor | Jacob Samuel Corteen | jsc59@cantab.net | 303 Western Bank, Sheffield, S10 2TJ | Formerly of Fitzwilliam | No Water | I'm only in Cambridge for a few weekends. D5 Clare Colony whilst in Cambridge. |
Seaman | What me? No, I'm not corrupt. | Paul Tinton | pkt25@cam.ac.uk | 36H | Churchill | Full Water | Please don't try to poison me using soaps, creams etc. as I'm allergic. |
Seaman | Richard "Sailors Inbound" Gibson | Oliver Dominik Caspari | odc20@cam.ac.uk | West House 136 | Homerton | No Water | I'm around downing site a lot because I'm NatSci first year. I like chocolate, which to bring is a good way of regaining my sympathy after killing me |
Seaman | iswydt | Alicia Danks | ad476@cam.ac.uk | North Court, S8 | Jesus | Water With Care | I am out of bounds while dressed head-to-toe in rainbow, or while carrying a large bag of money for a society. |
Seaman | Richard "Ships + Icebergs" Gibson | Mark Pendar-Bare | mp525@cam.ac.uk | L4 | St Catharine's | Water With Care | |
Seaman | Wanteds ahoy! | Andrew Hobson | ah561@cam.ac.uk | Room 16, Benet Hostel | Corpus Christi | No Water | |
Seaman | Bosun Pudding | Coryan Wilson-Shah | cw412@cam.ac.uk | G6 | Pembroke | Water With Care | Fear the cake. |
Seaman | Captain Charisma | Thomas Alexander | ta299@cam.ac.uk | L8 | Selwyn | No Water | |
Seaman | the long tentacle of the law | Alex Guttenplan | ag552@cam.ac.uk | M2 South Court | Emmanuel | No Water | Careful of computer set up immediately in front of door if throwing things. Please do not apply contact poison to books, electronic equipment or anything else that would be damaged by washing the poison off? |
Seaman | yohoho | Matthew Evans | mje42@cam.ac.uk | 33K | Churchill | No Water | |
Seaman | Captain Morgan's Revenge | Yi Luo | yl381@cam.ac.uk | I11, Cripps Court | Selwyn | Water With Care | |
Seaman | NO RUM?! | Joseph Reed | jlr49@cam.ac.uk | Cripps Court, M13 | Selwyn | No Water | Known as Joe |
Seaman | Wilhelm | Merlin Evans | mwge2@cam.ac.uk | L22 | Selwyn | No Water | |
Seaman | Captain Pugwash | Simon Taylor | sjt74@cam.ac.uk | M11 | Robinson | Water With Care | Please mind the laptop. |
Seaman | Revenge of the Sheep | Brook Roberts | br297@cam.ac.uk | J2 | St Catharine's | Water With Care | Laptop on desk on right. |
Seaman | It isn't easy being a cop! | Philip Hubbard | pjh84@cam.ac.uk | 4 Adams Road, Room 9 | Robinson | Water With Care | |
Seaman | Bounty Hunter | Henry R. B. Duke | t_aire@hotmail.com | 15 Mill Road | Aberystwyth University | No Water | If you could refrain from calling after 10pm on weeknights that would be great :o) |
Cabin Boy | Captain Orgasmatron | Ben Gadsby | brg28@cam.ac.uk | 233 West House | Homerton | Water With Care | Lectures six days a week, New museums site. Rower. |
Cabin Girl | Dread Pirate Roberts | Charlie Schoonman | cms78@cam.ac.uk | W7 | Pembroke | No Water |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
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Seaman | Justice! Or at least doughnuts... | Roseanna Pendlebury | Newnham |
Seaman | Richard "Somewhat Inimitable" Gibson | Aaron Barker | Clare |
Seaman | the unwavering hand of fate | Charlie Schoonman | Pembroke |
Seaman | Hooded Justice | Jack Oyston | Fitzwilliam |
Seaman | The Game | Elaine Oliver | New Hall |
Seaman | Brownbeard | Ben Gadsby | Homerton |
Seaman | Dick Deadeye | Harry Robinson | Selwyn |
Seaman | G | William P Brooks | Trinity |
Cabin Girl | Justice!...this time | Roseanna Pendlebury | Newnham |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
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