The Assassins' Guild - Stats
The Assassins' Guild - Stats| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Luke James Montgomery Robins | The Darkness AKA Altair | 4 | 105 |
| 2 | Alasdair Wilkins | The Jazz Monkey AKA Nwala AKA TidalWave AKA Bobo (The otter) AKA Return of The Jazz Monkey | 9 | 98 |
| 3 | Coryan Wilson-Shah | Murdoc AKA The Shanatu Shuffle AKA Super-Coryan, Wilson-Shah AKA Hydrophobia AKA Big Brother AKA Bobo (the Otter) AKA Will the real Bobo please stand up? | 10 | 83 |
| 4 | Dom Carr | Bobo (The Otter) AKA Bobo (For a Bite of Cake!) AKA The Real Bobo | 7 | 39 |
| 5 | Adam Greig | Robert Cecil AKA Didius Julianus AKA Salman Rushdie AKA Francis Walsingham | 9 | 16 |
| 6 | Christopher Judge | Rabbit Master | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Emma Nash | bunnies | 2 | 3 |
| 8 | Krit Sitathani | Lazar Clarent | 1 | 1 |
| 9 | James Hardman | Jack the Ripper Jr | 4 | 6 |
| 10 | Alefiyah Jafferji | I don't understand what a 'pseudonym' is | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Rupert Rutledge | Pink Fluffy Bunny | 2 | 4 |
| 11 | Brook Roberts | Unknown AKA A kill a day keeps the chief of police away AKA Trojan horse | 5 | 26 |
| 13 | Philip Hubbard | An Innocent Bystander AKA Battalions of Bearded Badgers | 3 | 7 |
| 14 | Peter Jones | Cautionary Tales of Swords | 2 | 2 |
| 15 | Matthew Hinks | Wildcard | 1 | 5 |
| 16 | Matthew Evans | Cataclysm | 3 | 3 |
| 17 | Bibek Mukherjee | Lindermann | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Serguei Mouratov | The Purge | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | William Keen | Count Peduran AKA Doktor Badger-Gherkin | 4 | 10 |
| 20 | Mark Pender-Bare | Heydar the Great | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Jeremy Kneebone | Omar | 2 | 6 |
| 22 | Johannes Knebel | hans | 2 | 3 |
| 23 | Nathan James | The Amazing Chocolate Orange | 4 | 4 |
| 24 | Roman Sztyler | Rayman AKA Silent Murder | 5 | 9 |
| 25 | Simon T Abernethy | Horatio T Loins | 1 | 1 |
| 26 | Matt Hathrell | mnkymn | 9 | 11 |
| 27 | Jack McKenna | The Carpenter | 1 | 1 |
| 28 | Alasdair Pearce | Nothing Up My Sleeve AKA OMG you killed dumbledore, you muggle! AKA applied philosophy | 4 | 4 |
| 29 | Aayushi Sen | yosh | 1 | 1 |
| 30 | Hayley Sharp | Vermirillion | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Milos Brckalo | Nikolay | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Luke Cooper | Toast Boy | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Alexander Randall | Albino | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | A.S.Sassin | Mindfucker | 0 | 0 |
| 30 | Ralph Thompson | killerrabbit | 0 | 0 |
| 36 | Pierre Novellie | The Naughty Bea | 0 | 0 |
| 37 | Sophie Reed | Os | 1 | 1 |
| 38 | Christopher Milligan | Dr. Chafe | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | Andy Georgiou | Tsandys | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Edward Morland | Septimus Hodge | 2 | 2 |
| 41 | Richard Hall | Toast | 0 | 0 |
| 42 | Siobhan Forshaw | The Subtle Trout | 2 | 4 |
| 43 | Claire Gillan | bearded panther | 0 | 0 |
| 44 | Alan Murray | The Landlord | 0 | 0 |
| 45 | Henry Staples | SPEX | 1 | 1 |
| 45 | Daniel Lucas | Silverdevilboy | 0 | 0 |
| 47 | Paul Jefferson | Lilly the Pig | 1 | 5 |
| 48 | Aaron Miles | Neil B Formy | 1 | 1 |
| 49 | Tom Duncan | Copper Pipe of Death | 1 | 1 |
| 50 | Zoah Hedges-Stocks | The Blonde Peril | 1 | 1 |
| 51 | Gareth Tear | Bob the Builder | 1 | 3 |
| 52 | Christian Harrington | Tetsuo | 1 | 1 |
| 53 | Sean Hewitt | esion the great | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | Laurie Griffiths | Irene Adler | 2 | 2 |
| 55 | Timothy Kew | Call me what you will | 5 | 6 |
| 56 | Rebecca Palmer | Elton John | 0 | 0 |
| 57 | Dominic Hinkins | Manilla Wallett | 1 | 1 |
| 58 | David Turner | Arundel | 1 | 1 |
| 59 | Amy Buchanan-Hughes | Dream cheese | 1 | 1 |
| 60 | Tomas Kesek | Xezbeth | 2 | 4 |
| 61 | Joe Waldron | Eagle Eye | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Christopher Powell | The ninja pirate monkey (also a zombie) | 1 | 1 |
| 63 | Alexander Lodge | Galois | 2 | 10 |
| 63 | Nye Redman-White | Luchas AKA The hero formerly known as Kaukomieli AKA Dick Turpentine | 5 | 18 |
| 65 | Zoe Holder | Big Dave | 1 | 2 |
| 66 | Aaron Barker | The Jam Sandwich (of death) | 1 | 1 |
| 67 | Yuan Zhang | '-_-' | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Jack Euesden | Jay | 1 | 2 |
| 69 | Prateush Singh | chocolate bear | 2 | 2 |
| 70 | Krishan Changela | Ryback | 0 | 0 |
| 71 | Brian Premchand | bah | 2 | 2 |
| 72 | Chris Hutchinson | Alberto Balsam | 0 | 0 |
| 73 | Tom Partington | Mango | 0 | 0 |
| 74 | David Wyndham Keith Cox | The Ninja Panda | 0 | 0 |
| 74 | Miharu Obata | Michael Owen | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | Malithi Hennayake | Baby Gorilla | 1 | 1 |
| 77 | Roseanna Pendlebury | The Phantom Tollbooth | 0 | 0 |
| 78 | James Brister | Legrange does it with the least action | 0 | 0 |
| 79 | Chris Ramsden | Gordius | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Jennifer Lynn VanAusdall | Jennifer's Body | 1 | 1 |
| 81 | Merlin Evans | M.Fail | 1 | 1 |
| 82 | Ashley Chadwick | Carlsberg don't do Assassins, but if they did, they probably would have already been killed by me | 1 | 4 |
| 83 | Kiriakos Shiarli | Kikos | 0 | 0 |
| 84 | Christopher O'Donnell | GitSurfer | 0 | 0 |
| 85 | Rosalyn Buckland | Boris Johnson, Mayor of Death | 0 | 0 |
| 86 | Jan Felix Senge | Tanatos | 0 | 0 |
| 87 | Stephen Tordoff | Grateful Dead | 0 | 0 |
| 88 | Harry Robinson | An Inconvenient Lie | 0 | 0 |
| 89 | Alice-andrea Ewing | The Flump | 0 | 0 |
| 90 | Foysol Miah | YEAH BUDDAY! | 2 | 2 |
| 91 | Sally Higson | Sympathy for Old Girl | 0 | 0 |
| 92 | David John Frederick Brooks | Big Dave | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Jack Arthur Roberts | Badger | 1 | 1 |
| 94 | Lise McNally | S.A.L.O | 0 | 0 |
| 95 | James Kellett | Jack Colt | 0 | 0 |
| 96 | Clare Bernstein | X^Y | 0 | 0 |
| 97 | Benjamin James Webb | The Mysterious Mason | 0 | 0 |
| 97 | Nicholas Farandos | Altaiir | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Cameron Stocks | Lorenzini 'The Stilletto' Macnief | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Eleanor Catherine Richards | Enid | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Sophie Norman | Care Bear | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Thomas O'Pray | Drunken T | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Pavel Kantchev | Bigmelons Law | 0 | 0 |
| 104 | Max Hewkin Smith | Jhim | 0 | 0 |
| 105 | Tom Bettany | The Shadow | 0 | 0 |
| 105 | Malcolm Perry | Tarquin | 0 | 0 |
| 105 | Joseph Myer Sanderson | Advocatus Diaboli | 0 | 0 |
| 108 | James Barwise | Hangonaminute... | 0 | 0 |
| 109 | William Kenyon | abacathoo | 0 | 0 |
| 110 | Peter Hereward David McGibbon | grey squirrel | 0 | 0 |
| 111 | Pip Ash | Ventura | 1 | 1 |
| 112 | Ben Strak | I See You | 0 | 0 |
| 113 | Jeff Carpenter | Shluf | 0 | 0 |
| 114 | Daniel Gregory Wallace O'Brien | Captain "Fabulous" Falcon | 0 | 0 |
| 115 | Matvey Soloviev | 1 in 3 students are a victim of crime. Don't let it be you! | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Jonathan Tham | Uncle albert | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Loizos Efthymiou | Green hool | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Lauren Braithwaite | Crotchet | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Peter Atkinson | MENSA | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Will Costa | Cous-cous | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Tom Jewkes | Pink Flamingo | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Lathoorshan Senthilgiri | Cuddly Bear | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Dina Betser | MangoMistress | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Lewis Lea | Sir Artois | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Jordan Rush | Brown Squirrel | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Anna Feeney | camel | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Dominic Matthew Rose | Esor | 0 | 0 |
| 116 | Arun Jayapaul | Stiffy | 0 | 0 |
| 129 | Eleanor Dickinson | Neon Ringwraith | 0 | 0 |
| 130 | Jack Jackson | Scubbo | 1 | 1 |
| 131 | Christopher O'Sullivan-Duffy | AgentSmyth | 0 | 0 |
| 132 | Karin Bergvall | "Steve" | 0 | 0 |
| 132 | Charles Reith | Mr Darcy | 0 | 0 |
| 132 | Erroll William Wood | someone who wishes to remain anonymous | 0 | 0 |
| 135 | Jatinder Singh Sahota | MooHead | 1 | 1 |
| 136 | Alice Coburn | 22135 | 0 | 0 |
| 137 | James Latter | Beanster | 0 | 0 |
| 138 | Christopher Wells | Elser | 1 | 1 |
| 139 | Rachel Purdon | TwiceAsNiceAsMice | 1 | 2 |
| 140 | Amanda Hadkiss | Teresa Green | 0 | 0 |
| 141 | Emma Garnett | Grey eyes | 1 | 3 |
| 141 | Michael Darling | Marco | 3 | 6 |
| 143 | Robin McConnell | Loremaster | 0 | 0 |
| 144 | Vinaya Sriangam | mediclove | 0 | 0 |
| 145 | William Morland | Philemon | 1 | 1 |
| 146 | David Clarke | Roboto De Disastre AKA bladey | 3 | 3 |
| 147 | Nick Eames | The BFG | 0 | 0 |
| 148 | Felix Wood | Philip Woodley | 0 | 0 |
| 149 | Alexander Guttenplan | The Man With Absolute Motion | 0 | 0 |
| 150 | Rowena Paren | Grey | 0 | 0 |
| 150 | Craig Newbold | Terry Moss | 0 | 0 |
| 150 | Julian Parmar | The Man with the Striped Banana | 0 | 0 |
| 153 | Shubnit Bhumbra | Dr Zeus | 1 | 1 |
| 154 | James Forbes-King | pokemon trainer | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Dominic de'Ath | Domdeath | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Beth Peters | betty3 | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Max Menzies | Ken Adams | 0 | 0 |
| 158 | Alex Rossides | Stabby McStabbin | 0 | 0 |
| 159 | Anna Goldenberg | Apfelstrudel | 0 | 0 |
| 160 | Christoph Straeter | paradoxon | 0 | 0 |
| 161 | Daniel Baker | the Nesquik Assassin AKA I CAN HAS WEPON? | 2 | 2 |
| 162 | Stuart Alexander Burns | C. Montgomery | 0 | 0 |
| 163 | Justin Esau | Silent | 1 | 1 |
| 164 | Michael Williamson | the lobster | 0 | 0 |
| 165 | Michael Sargent | Riff-Raff | 2 | 2 |
| 166 | Alex Karmazyn | Brunel | 0 | 0 |
| 167 | Ricky Jones | Macros the Black | 0 | 0 |
| 168 | Sean Tull | Hans Christian Andersen | 0 | 0 |
| 169 | Thomas James Kirkwood | Withnail | 0 | 0 |
| 170 | Paul Jarvis | Jack's Uncle | 0 | 0 |
| 171 | Jake Harris | The Jakehammer | 0 | 0 |
| 172 | Nick Fitzpatrick | The Llama Pirate | 0 | 0 |
| 173 | Robert Andrew Sullivan | Crate of Sharks | 2 | 4 |
| 174 | Chris Wade | Absum | 0 | 0 |
| 175 | Paddy Orchard | mrpasta | 0 | 0 |
| 176 | Sebastian John | The Flying Space Monkeys | 0 | 0 |
| 177 | Thomas Bytheway | SurpriseBobcat | 0 | 0 |
| 178 | Jack Daniel Vulcan Oxley | Mulciber | 0 | 0 |
| 179 | Devon Buchanan | Nephron | 0 | 0 |
| 180 | Theo Sanderson | Vaguely like a nym | 0 | 0 |
| 181 | Richard Cole | Biscuit | 0 | 0 |
| 182 | Emily Scragg | Rain | 1 | 1 |
| 182 | Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis | Ooh Tigger, ooh Tigger, ooh Tigger | 1 | 1 |
| 184 | Hester Thorneycroft | Nessa Cavilihr | 1 | 1 |
| 185 | Emily Cottrell | Shirley Knott | 0 | 0 |
| 186 | Luke Sharpin | Father McGruder | 0 | 0 |
| 187 | Konrad Wagstyl | conman | 0 | 0 |
| 188 | Joseph Guy Briggs | Sir Robin | 0 | 0 |
| 189 | Matthew Peck | Helmet Guy | 0 | 0 |
| 190 | Evis Charalambous | Zeus | 0 | 0 |
| 191 | Caroline Jane Clark | Mr Pink | 0 | 0 |
| 192 | Neal Carr | Dragonfly | 0 | 0 |
| 192 | Peter William Hatfield | Mr Moore | 0 | 0 |
| 194 | Palika Bhasin | Awkward Palmtree | 0 | 0 |
| 194 | Alex Bower | Orlando Boom | 0 | 0 |
| 196 | Yarden Brody | Sali Dali | 1 | 1 |
| 197 | Chloe Ursula Wallis | Pseudy Pseu | 0 | 0 |
| 198 | David Marc Jones | The Manic Moleman | 0 | 0 |
| 199 | Pradeepa Sivasanthiran | RuinedPuzzle | 0 | 0 |
| 200 | Paul Butcher | asdf123 | 0 | 0 |
| 201 | James Philip Robert Tiffin | Rambo | 0 | 0 |
| 202 | Daniel Turner | Black Badger | 0 | 0 |
| 203 | Katherine Gammie | Inhabitant of one grassy knoll | 0 | 0 |
| 204 | Mubdiu Reza Chowdhury | imarock | 0 | 0 |
| 205 | James Hollingshead | Tanglefoot | 0 | 0 |
| 206 | Daniel Jay Davies | Kindness | 0 | 0 |
| 207 | Emma Kudzin | Ray Sersharpe | 0 | 0 |
| 207 | Sophie Drummond | Lady Nightstalker | 0 | 0 |
| 209 | Andrew Edgar | The Fat Man | 0 | 0 |
| 210 | Mason Robert Edwards | Divinity | 0 | 0 |
| 211 | Timothy Waters | Niccolo Machiavelli | 0 | 0 |
| 212 | Julian Willis | Rohypnol perpetuality | 0 | 0 |
| 213 | Elizabeth Robinshaw | Red Squirrel | 0 | 0 |
| 214 | Thomas Craig Hodgson | Vladimir Killov | 0 | 0 |
| 215 | Joe Reed | The Emperor's fist | 0 | 0 |
| 216 | Chris Hands | I just lost the game | 0 | 0 |
| 217 | Emma Clegg | Satsuma La Roux | 0 | 0 |
| 218 | Edward West | I'm going in for the pill, Im doing it cos I'm ill... | 0 | 0 |
| 219 | Alexander Potts | Eric Fletcher | 0 | 0 |
| 220 | Charlie Schoonman | the anatidaephobic one | 0 | 0 |
| 221 | Esther Nicoll | Paff | 0 | 0 |
| 222 | Hannah Kirklin | mzbalsamic | 0 | 0 |
| 222 | Jamie Gibson | Rocket Baby | 0 | 0 |
| 224 | David Piggott | Mr. Brightside | 0 | 0 |
| 225 | Sophie Catt | John Doe | 0 | 0 |
| 226 | Samuel James Walker | Heartbreaker | 0 | 0 |
| 227 | Paul Stanyon | The Malevolent Tortoise | 0 | 0 |
| 228 | Caroline Tanner | In cambridge, no-one can hear you scream | 0 | 0 |
| 229 | Richard Digby | ... really can't think of anything! | 0 | 0 |
| 230 | Warren Hochfeld | Pablo Escobar | 0 | 0 |
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