Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Head of The Department of Magical Law Enforcement | Dr. Talos Jabbersocky, A Mesa Trudger | Adam Guterres | ang25@cam.ac.uk | C35 | Girton | Full Water | Girton is not a foreign country, a win-win situation is when you win twice and prelate provocation is a more entertaining alternative to bear-baiting. |
Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot | Ninja Pig | David Piggott | dhp26@cam.ac.uk | Room 4, 94 Huntingdon Road | Fitzwilliam | No Water | AKA Dave |
Auror | Franz Ferdinand | Charlie Schoonman | cms78@cam.ac.uk | 2 Selwyn Gardens | Pembroke | Water With Care | If the laptop on the desk opposite the door gets wet, I get angry. Also, please no lurking outside our house after dark. Last year, someone was exposing himself in front of the windows so the people living in the house might mistake you for said offender if you hang around, however inconspicuous you might think you seem. |
Auror | Count Fosco | Emma Kudzin | ek347@cam.ac.uk | Fawcett 209 | Newnham | Full Water | |
Auror | Unspfxable | Michael Sargent | mjs244@cam.ac.uk | K5 Memorial Court | Clare | No Water | |
Auror | Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin | Alexander Guttenplan | ag552@cam.ac.uk | Barnwell Hostel C3 | Emmanuel | No Water | OOB while carrying violin |
Auror | The Chief Rabbi of Poland | David Smith | zsmithz@gmail.com | 249 Campkin Road | Real Life | No Water | lol mike Trips into town: The incobash |
Auror | How should I know where he's gone | Ashley Chadwick | ac618@cam.ac.uk | Room 9 38 Grange Road | Selwyn | No Water | Be careful of the Harp on the ground floor of the house |
Auror | Margie | Dina Betser | dmb62@cam.ac.uk | 33 Jesus Lane #7 | Jesus | Water With Care | |
Auror | Tithe My Wok | Timothy Kew | tdk27@cam.ac.uk | K3, Memorial Court | Clare | No Water | AKA Tim |
Auror | Last of the wilds | Tom Duncan | ted27@cam.ac.uk | Room FF18 | Queens' | Water With Care | be careful around the hi-fi and laptop |
Auror | Mike Hunt | Christopher Milligan | cm400@cam.ac.uk | 87 Histon Road | Pembroke | No Water | AKA Chris |
Auror | Mr Teatime | Alasdair Pearce | ap535@cam.ac.uk | G2 | St Catharine's | No Water | |
Auror | The Mighty Scroggage | William Keen | wk251@cam.ac.uk | X25 Memorial Court (New Court) | Clare | No Water | AKA Will OOB while carrying a cornet |
Auror | 9 o'clock lectures | Matthew Hinks | mjh223@cam.ac.uk | O staircase 6a | Pembroke | Water With Care | |
Auror | I don't particularly care for a pseudonym at this point | Alexander Wheatley | aaw34@cam.ac.uk | 23 fitzwilliam street, room 5 | Pembroke | No Water | AKA Alex |
Auror | Magical Trevor | Philip Hubbard | pjh84@cam.ac.uk | 5 Adams Road, Room 12 | Robinson | Water With Care | |
Auror | Police Academy | Brook Roberts | br297@cam.ac.uk | Flat 14D, St Chad's | St Catharine's | Water With Care | Don't squirt random housemates please. |
Auror | Knives | Justin Esau | je306@cam.ac.uk | Queen's Wing, Room 205 | Homerton | Water With Care | Frequent Sidgwick Site visitor Nothing bigger than a small squirt gun in my room please |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Minister for Muggle Bashing | Poison For Legs | Julian Willis | Pembroke |
Auror | Fox | Fiona Berreby | Pembroke |
Auror | The Ghost of the Essence of Youth and Childhood | Chris Hands | Churchill |
Auror | Jazzman | Jamie Gibson | Fitzwilliam |
Auror | Invader | Esther Nicoll | Clare |
Auror | Nickhead | Peter William Hatfield | Pembroke |
Auror | Mr. Krabs | Chloe Ursula Wallis | New Hall |
Auror | Bellatrix Lestrange(r) | Hester Thorneycroft | Clare |
Auror | Pinball Wizard | Chris Wade | Fitzwilliam |
Auror | Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
Auror | you are now breathing manually | Michael Darling | Churchill |
Auror | I wish I hadn't forced the Umpire to make up my pseudonym | Emma Garnett | Clare |
Auror | Well, indeed | Julian Willis | Pembroke |
Auror | NOW I AM BECOME DAN, DESTROYER OF STUFF | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
Apprentice Auror | Santa | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
Junior Aide to the Aurors | The left coset g of a subgroup G in X | Daniel Baker | Homerton |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Junior Auror\'s Personal Assistant | The right coset g of a subgroup G in X | Daniel Baker | Homerton | Generally Nefarious Intentions |
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