The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Sargent | K5 Memorial Court | Clare | No Water | Auror | Unspfxable | |
| Alexander Guttenplan | Barnwell Hostel C3 | Emmanuel | No Water | Auror | Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin | OOB while carrying violin |
| Dina Betser | 33 Jesus Lane #7 | Jesus | Water With Care | Auror | Margie | |
| Emma Kudzin | Fawcett 209 | Newnham | Full Water | Auror | Count Fosco | |
| Christopher Milligan | 87 Histon Road | Pembroke | No Water | Auror | Mike Hunt | AKA Chris |
| Ashley Chadwick | Room 9 38 Grange Road | Selwyn | No Water | Auror | How should I know where he's gone | Be careful of the Harp on the ground floor of the house |
| Alasdair Pearce | G2 | St Catharine's | No Water | Auror | Mr Teatime |
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Roman Sztyler | King's | Rayman AKA Silent Murder |
| Johannes Knebel | Churchill | hans |
| Chris Hutchinson | King's | Alberto Balsam |
| Pierre Novellie | Corpus Christi | The Naughty Bea |
| Roseanna Pendlebury | Newnham | The Phantom Tollbooth |
| Zoah Hedges-Stocks | New Hall | The Blonde Peril |
| Matvey Soloviev | Homerton | 1 in 3 students are a victim of crime. Don't let it be you! |
| Dominic Hinkins | Christ's | Manilla Wallett |
| Arun Jayapaul | St Catharine's | Stiffy |
| James Barwise | Trinity Hall | Hangonaminute... |
| Pavel Kantchev | Girton | Bigmelons Law |
| Max 'Murdered' | King's | Jhim |
| Clare Bernstein | King's | X^Y |
| Dominic Matthew Rose | Jesus | Esor |
| Thomas O'Pray | Girton | Drunken T |
| Sean Hewitt | Girton | esion the great |
| Nicholas Farandos | Girton | Altaiir |
| Aaron Barker | Clare | The Jam Sandwich (of death) |
| Krit Sitathani | Downing | Lazar Clarent |
| Ben Strak | Jesus | I See You |
| Paul Jefferson | Selwyn | Lilly the Pig |
| Anna Feeney | King's | camel |
| Jordan Rush | Downing | Brown Squirrel |
| Siobhan Forshaw | Downing | The Subtle Trout |
| Tom Partington | Downing | Mango |
| Jan Felix Senge | Pembroke | Tanatos |
| Lewis Lea | Downing | Sir Artois |
| Zoe Holder | Trinity | Big Dave |
| Laurie Griffiths | Fitzwilliam | Irene Adler |
| Dina Betser | Jesus | MangoMistress |
| Joseph Myer Sanderson | Jesus | Advocatus Diaboli |
| Lathoorshan Senthilgiri | Pembroke | Cuddly Bear |
| Ralph Thompson | Queens' | killerrabbit |
| Rebecca Palmer | Emmanuel | Elton John |
| Alefiyah Jafferji | St Catharine's | I don't understand what a 'pseudonym' is |
| Rupert Rutledge | St Catharine's | Pink Fluffy Bunny |
| Mark Pender-Bare | St Catharine's | Heydar the Great |
| Alasdair Pearce | St Catharine's | Nothing Up My Sleeve AKA OMG you killed dumbledore, you muggle! AKA applied philosophy |
| Harry Robinson | Selwyn | An Inconvenient Lie |
| Jeff Carpenter | Trinity Hall | Shluf |
| Matthew Hinks | Pembroke | Wildcard |
| P****** O******** | ARU, AIBS | Mindfucker |
| Tomas Kesek | St John's | Xezbeth |
| Claire Gillan | Downing | bearded panther |
| Benjamin James Webb | Girton | The Mysterious Mason |
| Foysol Miah | Selwyn | YEAH BUDDAY! |
| Tom Jewkes | Fitzwilliam | Pink Flamingo |
| Christopher Judge | Robinson | Rabbit Master |
| Kiriakos Shiarli | St Edmund's | Kikos |
| Sophie Reed | New Hall | Os |
| Amanda Hadkiss | Queens' | Teresa Green |
| Eleanor Dickinson | New Hall | Neon Ringwraith |
| David John Frederick Brooks | St Catharine's | Big Dave |
| Will Costa | Churchill | Cous-cous |
| Yuan Zhang | Churchill | '-_-' |
| Christian Harrington | Pembroke | Tetsuo |
| Gareth Tear | Fitzwilliam | Bob the Builder |
| David Turner | King's | Arundel |
| Peter Atkinson | St John's | MENSA |
| Peter Jones | Fitzwilliam | Cautionary Tales of Swords |
| Richard Hall | Churchill | Toast |
| Peter Hereward David McGibbon | Homerton | grey squirrel |
| Christopher O'Sullivan-Duffy | Fitzwilliam | AgentSmyth |
| Matthew Evans | Churchill | Cataclysm |
| Alan Murray | Hughes Hall | The Landlord |
| Lauren Braithwaite | Magdalene | Crotchet |
| Lise McNally | Homerton | S.A.L.O |
| Alexander Randall | Hughes Hall | Albino |
| Miharu Obata | Pembroke | Michael Owen |
| James Kellett | Emmanuel | Jack Colt |
| Tom Duncan | Queens' | Copper Pipe of Death |
| Bibek Mukherjee | Pembroke | Lindermann |
| Luke Cooper | Hughes Hall | Toast Boy |
| Merlin Evans | Selwyn | M.Fail |
| Hayley Sharp | Lucy Cavendish | Vermirillion |
| Krishan Changela | Magdalene | Ryback |
| Jeremy Kneebone | Clare | Omar |
| Joe Waldron | Queens' | Eagle Eye |
| David Wyndham Keith Cox | Pembroke | The Ninja Panda |
| James Brister | Trinity | Legrange does it with the least action |
| Milos Brckalo | Corpus Christi | Nikolay |
| Jonathan Tham | Pembroke | Uncle albert |
| Sophie Norman | Girton | Care Bear |
| Stephen Tordoff | Selwyn | Grateful Dead |
| Henry Staples | Homerton | SPEX |
| Loizos Efthymiou | Churchill | Green hool |
| Malcolm Perry | Trinity Hall | Tarquin |
| Andy Georgiou | Hughes Hall | Tsandys |
| Aayushi Sen | Girton | yosh |
| Emma Nash | New Hall | bunnies |
| Amy Buchanan-Hughes | Clare | Dream cheese |
| James Hardman | Sidney Sussex | Jack the Ripper Jr |
| Tom Bettany | Sidney Sussex | The Shadow |
| Jack McKenna | Gonville and Caius | The Carpenter |
| Edward Morland | Trinity | Septimus Hodge |
| William Kenyon | Emmanuel | abacathoo |
| Nick Eames | Clare | The BFG |
| Malithi Hennayake | Newnham | Baby Gorilla |
| Sally Higson | New Hall | Sympathy for Old Girl |
| Cameron Stocks | Girton | Lorenzini 'The Stilletto' Macnief |
| Eleanor Catherine Richards | Girton | Enid |
| Christopher Milligan | Pembroke | Dr. Chafe |
| Rosalyn Buckland | St John's | Boris Johnson, Mayor of Death |
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