The Assassins' Guild: Michaelmas 2009 Game Awards

For various achievements and entertainments, the following awards are presented:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:

Richard Digby, dying before lectures on the first day.

The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:

Coryan Wilson-Shah, for reaching double figures.

The Mario Sainz-Martinez Award for cowwuption:

Joshua 'Duke' Blanchard-Lewis for, amongst a long list of crimes, handing the winner the gun he used to kill the last player.

The Butch Cassidy Award for Most Doomed Killing Spree:

Brook Roberts for killing another innocent in an effort to redeem

The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:

Adam Guterres, who managed his full term of 6 days.

The Jake Corteen Award for dying far too many times:

Dan Baker died as a player and numerous times as police towards the end of the game, so that even The Umpire lost track of whether he was alive of dead.

The David Duffit Award for secrecy and deception:

Will 'ptwillo' Brooks who even managed to convince his own girlfriend he was playing.

The Darwin Award for death by stupidity:

Coryan Wilson-Shah for dying to a very broken gun that couldn't fire properly.

The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act:

Tim Kew and Dan Baker for Dan getting killed 4 times at lectures.

The Reversed Burden of Johannes Award for unintentionally killing innocents:

Adam Guterres for the apparently awesome headshot of an innocent, who happened to be running away from him, and not being able to shoot straight later.

The David and Goliath Award for Best Giant-Killing Activity by a New Player:

Robert Sullivan for the sainsbury's slaughter of Duke and Limey.

The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:

Will 'ptwillo' Brooks, who, with some help from the Umpire, made the entire game believe he was playing.

The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:

Adam Guterres, for the case of the missing socks.

The Yellow Streak Award for impersonating Michael Wallace:

Brook Roberts for the amazingly large number of reports, which had tacked on the end: 'Thought I saw Brook, then he ran off'.

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