The Assassins' Guild - Stats
The Assassins' Guild - StatsNote: The numerical positions of everyone except the top 3 are incorrect (to get your correct placing, count the number of people above you), and the conkers scores are probably wrong too. Anyone with a lot of spare time is welcome to try and sort it all out.
| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coryan Wilson-Shah | Cakeface AKA Leyla AKA A Jolly Chilly Cakeface | 6 | 120 |
| 2 | Bonnie Kar Bo Chow | Tinkerbell | 2 | 38 |
| 3 | John Barrett | Big Kahuna Burger AKA Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt | 2 | 36 |
| 2 | Amy Booth | SCIENCE! AKA ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil furries. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the breasts. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finger of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and infurryate my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. AKA Carlsberg don't make pseudonyms. But if they did, they'd be the best pseudonyms. | 6 | 53 |
| 3 | Alicia Danks | Pepper AKA Zeppelins AKA ...and game-loss ensued | 6 | 14 |
| 4 | Christopher Powell | Gingerlink AKA Barbatulus | 4 | 39 |
| 5 | Adam Guterres | The Swan of Mantua AKA Skídbladnir AKA Von Hildebrandt AKA Dog-gone, bullnecked, beetlebrowed, hogjowled, peanutbrained, weaseleyed fourflusher AKA Litthhhhper AKA The ill twin of evil energy | 10 | 25 |
| 6 | Paul Tinton | Black Shadow AKA Prof P. T. Johnstone AKA Another imaginative pseudo | 9 | 34 |
| 7 | Colin Love | Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer AKA a Filthy Larper | 2 | 9 |
| 7 | Emma Nash | Someone Somwhere | 1 | 2 |
| 9 | Alice Draper | the very hungry caterpillar AKA a bowl of petunias | 4 | 6 |
| 10 | Serguei A Mouratov | The Cossack | 1 | 1 |
| 11 | Ashley Chadwick | Palahniuk's Laughter | 1 | 1 |
| 12 | James Ryan Syrett | Kupfernickel | 1 | 5 |
| 13 | Charlotte Maher | Aristotle | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | Simon T Abernethy | Vice Admiral Horatio T Loins | 3 | 3 |
| 15 | Elaine Oliver | Trinity | 1 | 1 |
| 16 | Lovkush Agarwal | Bob | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | Philip Hubbard | Rex Cogidubnus AKA Long Lankin AKA Aethlred the Unready | 5 | 8 |
| 18 | Steve Barnwell | Bernard | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | Ross Worrall | Jethrow Hugh Stoat-Gobbler Walrus-Titty III (Silly Party) 32,108 votes | 1 | 1 |
| 20 | Foysal Miah | Jiminez AKA Roger | 3 | 8 |
| 21 | Dominic Carr | Chili | 5 | 5 |
| 22 | James Brister | amazingly, he AKA Five rounds, rapid | 3 | 4 |
| 23 | Martin Dickson | Braveheart | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Mateja Djurovic | golden boy | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | Tomas Rodriguez Perez | El Matador | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | Roseanna Pendlebury | The Flying Squirrel Squad AKA Cogito Ergo Nom | 2 | 5 |
| 27 | Harry Robinson | Juggles Geese | 0 | 0 |
| 28 | Bhavya Dore | Orient Express | 0 | 0 |
| 29 | Jonathan Marten | Kettchy | 2 | 2 |
| 30 | Jonathan David Humphries | Irvine Kineas | 1 | 2 |
| 30 | Emily Scragg | Haukr AKA George | 5 | 8 |
| 32 | Andrey Pronin | 234 | 1 | 1 |
| 33 | Tom Barbour | Chatterton | 0 | 0 |
| 34 | Yi Luo | Clay Pigeon AKA Grass Snake | 2 | 3 |
| 35 | Henry R.B. Duke | Dave The Slave AKA Uncle Jack | 3 | 4 |
| 36 | William Wylde Warman | The buzzard | 2 | 2 |
| 37 | Will Brooks | "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. AKA Cameron Winstanley AKA ^.^;;<||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||> AKA Zeppelins AKA the very hungry caterpillar AKA http://crazyhusky.furpile.org/MuraskaiPr.html | 8 | 11 |
| 38 | Christian Ross Hands | Logan | 4 | 8 |
| 39 | Rich Miller | just some guy, ya know? | 2 | 7 |
| 40 | Peter Jones | Paul "The Hammer" Dickinson | 1 | 3 |
| 41 | Oli Taylor | T-unit | 2 | 2 |
| 42 | Stephen Yang | gauzo | 1 | 1 |
| 43 | Todd Stephen Callan Davidson | Brigadier James III | 1 | 1 |
| 44 | Gerard Tully | Little Miss Awful | 1 | 1 |
| 45 | Jack William Oyston | Nocturne | 1 | 1 |
| 46 | Aaron Robert Barker | Christine Peters AKA The Clumsiest Ninja | 3 | 3 |
| 47 | Edward Tusting | Jamy Dodger | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | Aaron Schroeder-Willis | The Shadowy Hedgehog | 0 | 0 |
| 49 | Alan McCreanor | The Beige Bandit | 0 | 0 |
| 50 | Yuan Zhang | himself | 0 | 0 |
| 51 | Ludwig Hogrebe | LH | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | Simon Williams | Caecilius | 0 | 0 |
| 53 | David Read | Stealth monkey | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | Rowena Christine Paren | TwilightAngel | 1 | 1 |
| 55 | Andrew Hobson | Skree | 1 | 1 |
| 56 | Dominic Hinkins | Professor Shameful McCrackhabit | 1 | 1 |
| 57 | Scott Wildgoose | The Tamegoose | 0 | 0 |
| 58 | Arjun Ravi Narayan | Nightwolf | 0 | 0 |
| 59 | Thomas Gizbert | Mathias Malzieu | 0 | 0 |
| 60 | Catherine Potterton | Fallen | 0 | 0 |
| 61 | Robert Bell | homelessnessness | 0 | 0 |
| 62 | Joe Simm | Victim Of Geography | 0 | 0 |
| 63 | Joseph Reed | The Emperor's Fist | 2 | 2 |
| 64 | Vicky Nwosu Hope | Stickeh Vickeh | 0 | 0 |
| 65 | Caroline Tecks | Panthunter | 0 | 0 |
| 66 | Oliver Hart | silent p | 0 | 0 |
| 67 | Prashin Jethwa | The Cow Slayer | 0 | 0 |
| 68 | Peter Dyson | Dysprosium | 0 | 0 |
| 69 | Eugene Lim | *Cuddly Parrots* | 0 | 0 |
| 70 | Jack William Mathew Jackson | Scubbo AKA Bébé Rhino | 1 | 2 |
| 71 | ZeNan Chang | SpinCurrent | 0 | 0 |
| 72 | Allie Rinck | Trust | 0 | 0 |
| 73 | Elliot Carter | Mr Mouse | 0 | 0 |
| 74 | Harsimran Singh | Dino | 0 | 0 |
| 75 | Paul Beard | monkey | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | Jacob Knight | Orr Whatever | 0 | 0 |
| 77 | Nicola Bailey | Ellis F. Hanshawe | 0 | 0 |
| 77 | Robert Aston Cole | black fox | 0 | 0 |
| 77 | Jessica Brandler | Cowgirl | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Maryam Azraa Shaikh | fluffy bt fiesty kitten (FFK) | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Paul Davis | Mudkip | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Nazneen Molu | BlackFiresong | 1 | 1 |
| 80 | Geraint Rhys Dafydd Roberts | Ghost Dog | 1 | 1 |
| 80 | Daniel Adams | The Expunger | 0 | 0 |
| 85 | Heather Dixon | Dixie | 0 | 0 |
| 86 | Daniel Gregory Wallace O'Brien | Andrew Marr's Rabid Eels | 0 | 0 |
| 87 | James Frecknall | Parsifal | 0 | 0 |
| 88 | Juan Zober de Francisco | [Don J] | 0 | 0 |
| 89 | Karoliina Lehtinen | Queen of spade | 0 | 0 |
| 90 | James Bost | Pugwash | 0 | 0 |
| 91 | Edward Morland | Cotillion | 1 | 1 |
| 92 | Alexander James MacDonald Russell | The Kroll | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Felix Bauer | Billy the Kid | 0 | 0 |
| 94 | Lee Crosby | Flo fle | 0 | 0 |
| 95 | Tiina Pajuste | Killer Kitten | 0 | 0 |
| 96 | Scott Whittaker | Martin Gale, the man with stationary expectation! | 0 | 0 |
| 97 | Tony Chen | Gnarlie Brown | 0 | 0 |
| 98 | Danielle Holt | Mr. Exciteable | 0 | 0 |
| 99 | Alex Evans | Blackthorn | 0 | 0 |
| 100 | Laura Leegood | rejey | 0 | 0 |
| 101 | Tom Wootten | Tumbarumba | 1 | 1 |
| 102 | Rikesh Rajani | Sarcastro | 0 | 0 |
| 103 | Stuart Burns | Mr. E | 0 | 0 |
| 104 | Yazan Peter Haddadin | Borat | 1 | 1 |
| 105 | Thomas Gillespie | Santa | 0 | 0 |
| 106 | Luke Michael Innes | morph | 1 | 1 |
| 107 | Corin Jeffcock | The Elastic Band Man | 0 | 0 |
| 107 | George Lockett | John Palmer | 0 | 0 |
| 109 | Michael McMahon | Em Mitchell | 0 | 0 |
| 110 | Robert Rivera | Shadow shrew | 0 | 0 |
| 111 | Danielle Rolet | Ofelia | 0 | 0 |
| 112 | Callum Holmes Williams | kipper | 0 | 0 |
| 113 | Michael Scoins | Jonathan Percival Hargreaves | 0 | 0 |
| 114 | Jacob Wills | The Hollowailer | 0 | 0 |
| 115 | Matt Hickford | Eric Blair | 2 | 2 |
| 116 | Susan Elizabeth Yates | Dr Carrot | 0 | 0 |
| 117 | Luke Bennett | I have no need for a pseudonym cos I am going wanted (low redemption conditions please!) | 1 | 1 |
| 118 | Sophie Louise Wells | Layla | 0 | 0 |
| 118 | Bibek Mukherjee | Fonterius | 0 | 0 |
| 120 | Natalie Sokolova | Starlet | 1 | 1 |
| 121 | Stuart Ritson | Louis XIV | 0 | 0 |
| 122 | James Hall | The Pen | 0 | 0 |
| 123 | Charles William Kalderon | wrand | 0 | 0 |
| 124 | Emma Winston | Teacup | 0 | 0 |
| 125 | Benjamin Gadsby | Emma Harrison | 0 | 0 |
| 126 | Duncan Noel Edward Stibbard Hawkes | 'Wild Stabby' aka 'The Mysterious D' | 0 | 0 |
| 127 | Harald Carlens | Steven Spielberg | 0 | 0 |
| 127 | Harry Huang | The blapper | 0 | 0 |
| 129 | Charlotte Schoonman | Plato | 1 | 1 |
| 130 | Gareth Tear | Orinoco | 0 | 0 |
| 130 | Chris Milligan | Diana Conspiracy | 2 | 2 |
| 132 | Sam Atkinson | Phil the Brontosaurus | 0 | 0 |
| 133 | Parin Shah | RAMIEREZ | 0 | 0 |
| 134 | Brook Roberts | Flying pig | 0 | 0 |
| 135 | Jonathan Tims | The Stroke | 0 | 0 |
| 136 | Zsolt Kristof Vertessy | n00bage | 0 | 0 |
| 137 | Ong Bi Hui | funkaymonkay | 0 | 0 |
| 138 | Sarah Martin | Mallory | 0 | 0 |
| 139 | Rob Mindell | Snoop-Dog-Top-Cat-Danger-Mouse | 0 | 0 |
| 140 | James Hutchinson | Parallax | 0 | 0 |
| 141 | Hector Miller-Bakewell | Request that umpire makes one up? | 0 | 0 |
| 142 | Lydia Katsouli-Pantzidou | Kittykats | 0 | 0 |
| 143 | Sam Eaton-Rosen | Cisrah | 0 | 0 |
| 144 | Calvin Qiu | E. Vil | 0 | 0 |
| 145 | Frederic Kau | Silberpfeil | 0 | 0 |
| 146 | James Wilkinson Barwise | thefishmonger | 0 | 0 |
| 147 | Oliver Dominik Caspari | The Duke of France | 0 | 0 |
| 148 | Sarah Knight | Ladybird | 0 | 0 |
| 149 | Zoe Holder | Hovis | 0 | 0 |
| 150 | Ludmila Demtchenko | Enkidu | 0 | 0 |
| 151 | Carol Sparke | Monstra Mihi Pecuniam | 0 | 0 |
| 151 | Paul Cookson | Heinz | 1 | 1 |
| 153 | Theodore Sanderson | Aardvark | 0 | 0 |
| 154 | Richard Conyngham | Sergey Secker | 0 | 0 |
| 155 | Faraz Dianat | Sergio | 0 | 0 |
| 156 | Giles Fleming | Mr Scrub | 0 | 0 |
| 157 | Mark Renshaw | Saladman | 0 | 0 |
| 158 | Kai Zeng | Rufus | 0 | 0 |
| 159 | Michael Hook | ken adams | 0 | 0 |
| 160 | Ian Dorward | The Villain | 0 | 0 |
| 162 | Michael Donaghy | The Man with the Iron Flask | 0 | 0 |
| 163 | Julie Chan | knawit | 0 | 0 |
| 164 | Sam Bayliss | Parsnip | 0 | 0 |
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