Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Chief of Police | D.I. Nner | Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis | jgb38@cam.ac.uk | Room 3, 60 Maid's Causeway | Jesus | Water With Care | I may have people sharing my room, but I cannot be sure who they will be. Just to clarify, I am male. Please do not shoot any girl in or leaving my room. I am Out of Bounds while on the premises of the Cambridge Union Society. Beware guitar and laptop at between 45 and 60 degrees to the right of the door. Known as the Duke. |
Constable | hank | Sam Bayliss | sb693@cam.ac.uk | I23 Cripp's Court | Selwyn | No Water | No water in room, with care elsewhere. |
Constable | Tsvimbodzemoto | Chris Milligan | cm400@cam.ac.uk | 54 High Street, Girton. | Pembroke | Water With Care | I make regular visits into college for supervisions, but spend most of my time at the vet school. Note my house is shared with my girlfriend - she is not a member of the university nor the assassins guild, so care must be taken not to inconvenience her. |
Constable | Matt Parkman | Benjamin Gadsby | brg28@cam.ac.uk | 233 West House | Homerton | No Water | Known as Ben. I attend lectures on the New Museums site. |
Constable | PC. Apple | James Hall | jh656@cam.ac.uk | F1 Central college site | Trinity Hall | No Water | |
Constable | In Communist Russia, The Game Loses You! | Daniel Gregory Wallace O'Brien | dgwo2@cam.ac.uk | 113 Stephen Hawking Building | Gonville and Caius | No Water | |
Constable | P.C. Nobbs | Tim Hubbard | hezikiah94@hotmail.com | 68 Roseford Road | Hills Road SFC | No Water | Cycle across Parker's piece most days on way to college. |
Constable | The Kremlin | Jacob Samuel Corteen | jsc59@cantab.net | 5 Castle House,The Colony,Clare | Fitzwilliam | Water With Care | Staying in my girlfriend's room. Please do not shoot her instead of me. She can be told apart from me by the lack of beard. In town on random weekends, in Sheffield the rest of the time. |
Constable | The Viscount | John Rycroft | jgb38@cam.ac.uk | 60 Maid's Causeway, room 3 | Jesus | Water With Care | In Cambridge for the 31st October and 1st November. |
Constable | Alcibiades | Bibek Mukherjee | bm362@cam.ac.uk | cc31 | Pembroke | No Water | Don't damage laptop |
Constable | Captain Black | Jack William Oyston | jo304@cam.ac.uk | F29 | Fitzwilliam | Water With Care | I have a television, laptop and games console that I don't want ruining. |
Constable | Raspberry | Emily Scragg | ess38@cam.ac.uk | HH12 | New Hall | Water With Care | Mind the laptop! Out of bounds when doing both Moth trapping and Bird ringing, and carrying equipment relevant to either. |
Constable | The Hands of Blue | Philip Hubbard | pjh84@cam.ac.uk | Room 9, 4 Adams Road | Robinson | Water With Care | I'm allergic to prawns. Also, if climbing through windows, be careful not to smash anything that might belong to my housemates. |
Constable | PC gone mad | Paul Tinton | pkt25@cam.ac.uk | 36H | Churchill | No Water | Allergic to many foods and fumes |
Constable | PC T-Aire | Henry R.B. Duke | t_aire@hotmail.com | Room 1, 15 Mill Road | University of Aberystwyth | No Water | I'm doing a year in Industry here in Cambridge, working for Sony Computer Entertainment at [UNSPECIFIED_ADDRESS] on [UNSPECIFIED_ROAD]. I start work at 9:00, Monday to Friday, so please, no water attacks whilst walking to work (After work is fine - I can go home and change). Also, I live in a shared house with a load of random (some VERY random) people who don't know that I'm secretly an assassin. They're all old (over the age of 30) and I don't want them to have heart attacks on me (plus my landlord is a bit of an [UNSPECIFIED_KNOB]) so I'd rather direct attacks weren't directed at the house directly - thanks :o) |
null | Berrick Dendelby | Adam Guterres | ang25@cam.ac.uk | E223, Wolfson Court | Girton | Water With Care | Avoid watering laptop please. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Deputy Chief of Police | Caleb | Stephen Cairns | Trinity |
Constable | Javert | Giles Fleming | Robinson |
Constable | brevity | Kai Zeng | Clare |
Constable | Mr. Bigglesworth | Theodore Sanderson | Clare |
Constable | P.C. World | Stephen Cairns | Trinity |
Constable | Jupiter Justice | Calvin Qiu | Pembroke |
Constable | Ospaetzle | Oliver Dominik Caspari | Homerton |
Constable | Detritus | Ludmila Demtchenko | Emmanuel |
Constable | Strawberry | Beth English | Clare |
Constable | Das Moomin | Jonathan Tims | Trinity |
Constable | The Kreaper | Alexander James MacDonald Russell | Magdalene |
Constable | Diogenes | Charlotte Schoonman | Pembroke |
Constable | Dream Boy | Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay | Newnham |
Constable | Lt. Dan | Daniel Adams | Churchill |
Constable | Steven Seagal | Simon Williams | Churchill |
Constable | P.C. Bob | Roseanna Pendlebury | Newnham |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Constable | Sam Spade | Michael Donaghy | Trinity | Shooting a fellow officer |
Human Shield | P.C. Joke | Stephen Cairns | Trinity | Killing an innocent, and turning on his allies |
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