This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Jacob Samuel Corteen | 5 Castle House,The Colony,Clare | Fitzwilliam | Water With Care | Constable | The Kremlin | Staying in my girlfriend's room. Please do not shoot her instead of me. She can be told apart from me by the lack of beard. In town on random weekends, in Sheffield the rest of the time. |
Daniel Gregory Wallace O'Brien | 113 Stephen Hawking Building | Gonville and Caius | No Water | Constable | In Communist Russia, The Game Loses You! | |
Tim Hubbard | 68 Roseford Road | Hills Road SFC | No Water | Constable | P.C. Nobbs | Cycle across Parker's piece most days on way to college. |
Benjamin Gadsby | 233 West House | Homerton | No Water | Constable | Matt Parkman | Known as Ben. I attend lectures on the New Museums site. |
John Rycroft | 60 Maid's Causeway, room 3 | Jesus | Water With Care | Constable | The Viscount | In Cambridge for the 31st October and 1st November. |
Chris Milligan | 54 High Street, Girton. | Pembroke | Water With Care | Constable | Tsvimbodzemoto | I make regular visits into college for supervisions, but spend most of my time at the vet school. Note my house is shared with my girlfriend - she is not a member of the university nor the assassins guild, so care must be taken not to inconvenience her. |
James Hall | F1 Central college site | Trinity Hall | No Water | Constable | PC. Apple |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
Steve Barnwell | Homerton | Bernard |
Paul Beard | Homerton | monkey |
Bhavya Dore | Queens' | Orient Express |
Charlotte Maher | Selwyn | Aristotle |
Christian Ross Hands | Churchill | Logan |
Gerard Tully | Trinity Hall | Little Miss Awful |
Juan Zober de Francisco | King's | [Don J] |
Oli Taylor | St John's | T-unit |
Mateja Djurovic | Darwin | golden boy |
Tom Barbour | King's | Chatterton |
Ross Worrall | Hughes Hall | Jethrow Hugh Stoat-Gobbler Walrus-Titty III (Silly Party) 32,108 votes |
Jessica Brandler | New Hall | Cowgirl |
Allie Rinck | Girton | Trust |
Alice Draper | New Hall | the very hungry caterpillar AKA a bowl of petunias |
ZeNan Chang | Corpus Christi | SpinCurrent |
Edward Tusting | Fitzwilliam | Jamy Dodger |
Eugene Lim | St John's | *Cuddly Parrots* |
Scott Wildgoose | Emmanuel | The Tamegoose |
Martin Dickson | Emmanuel | Braveheart |
Ludwig Hogrebe | Homerton | LH |
Andrey Pronin | Fitzwilliam | 234 |
Prashin Jethwa | Emmanuel | The Cow Slayer |
Vicky Nwosu Hope | Emmanuel | Stickeh Vickeh |
Catherine Potterton | Wolfson | Fallen |
Daniel Adams | Churchill | The Expunger |
Todd Stephen Callan Davidson | Corpus Christi | Brigadier James III |
Arjun Ravi Narayan | Fitzwilliam | Nightwolf |
Jonathan Marten | Pembroke | Kettchy |
Heather Dixon | St Catharine's | Dixie |
Harsimran Singh | Emmanuel | Dino |
Robert Aston Cole | Churchill | black fox |
Caroline Tecks | St John's | Panthunter |
Jacob Knight | Jesus | Orr Whatever |
Stephen Yang | St John's | gauzo |
Simon T Abernethy | Emmanuel | Vice Admiral Horatio T Loins |
James Ryan Syrett | Magdalene | Kupfernickel |
Serguei A Mouratov | Homerton | The Cossack |
Alan McCreanor | St John's | The Beige Bandit |
Nicola Bailey | New Hall | Ellis F. Hanshawe |
Paul Davis | Homerton | Mudkip |
Elliot Carter | King's | Mr Mouse |
Nazneen Molu | New Hall | BlackFiresong |
Peter Jones | Fitzwilliam | Paul "The Hammer" Dickinson |
Joe Simm | King's | Victim Of Geography |
Peter Dyson | Emmanuel | Dysprosium |
Maryam Azraa Shaikh | King's | fluffy bt fiesty kitten (FFK) |
Thomas Gizbert | St Catharine's | Mathias Malzieu |
Tomas Rodriguez Perez | Emmanuel | El Matador |
Oliver Hart | Queens' | silent p |
Harry Robinson | Selwyn | Juggles Geese |
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