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New on Friday, 22 June
New on Thursday, 21 June
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21 Jun, 09:39 AM]
He who Hates Freedom and Lord of the Pies went to Amsterdam...and killed each other
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21 Jun, 13:45 PM]
And again...but Lord of the Pies killed He who Hates Freedom without dying this time
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21 Jun, 00:07 AM]
Drunken Quintuple (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel gets, like, everybody)
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21 Jun, 12:20 PM]
Fire on the back of Queen's! Timmy turns on his mistress, George
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20 Jun, 19:35 PM]
Charlotte [illegible] is clearly trying to get herself killed. Judas obliges.
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19 Jun, 18:12 PM]
In vino veritas... et mors (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel mange la petit chat dans ma anglais champignon de la Julian)
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20 Jun, 20:05 PM]
Cowering, cornered and cut off (I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER got Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel)
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19 Jun, 19:05 PM]
Birdwatching? I think not. Bang. (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel twittered at Inigo Montoya, or something)
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19 Jun, 18:43 PM]
Sleeping beauty (I hope Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel didn't wake Beethoven the II with a kiss...(the kiss of DEATH, maybe >_>))
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19 Jun, 22:35 PM]
Merriment once again brings downfall (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel killed The Nude Dude)
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19 Jun, 18:49 PM]
Confounding the coven (Odysseus was confounded by Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel)
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19 Jun, 18:28 PM]
Charlotte [illegible] died suddenly under mysterious circumstances
New on Wednesday, 20 June
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20 Jun, 21:00 PM]
Stevo mutilates Lauren's corpse. Serves it right for running and pretending it had a gun...
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20 Jun, 19:25 PM]
Hakuoro met his end at Sussex Street, courtesy of Charlotte [illegible]
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18 Jun, 19:18 PM]
The Jackal tries to suprise Giger and is found wanting, terminally
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20 Jun, 16:25 PM]
Anne spots Stevo Spaghetto outside of Trinity Great Gate, and proceeds to shoot him
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20 Jun, 16:10 PM]
Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys ran into Sylvia Nilsson, wielding a rubber banananana
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20 Jun, 13:08 PM]
Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys nommed Lord of the Pies, thinking he was a banana
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20 Jun, 13:32 PM]
Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys put down that filthy furry Timmy
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20 Jun, 12:00 PM]
The scores on the doors! (where by 'doors', we mean 'Internet')
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19 Jun, 23:55 PM]
Philip Bielby shoots Colin Love after he took his time reading his post
New on Tuesday, 19 June
[
19 Jun, 22:00 PM]
It's not Stevo's fault he killed half the umpire - he was wearing an assassins shirt!
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18 Jun, 18:30 PM]
Shenanigans in the May Ball queue. Philip "Crack Shot" Bielby shoots Stevo Spaghetto and Hakuoro
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19 Jun, 21:00 PM]
Captain Simian and Philip "Crack Shot" Bielby frolicked with Timmy
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19 Jun, 17:08 PM]
Captain Simian's Beard Strikes Back, defeating the facial hair of He who Hates Freedom
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19 Jun, 13:56 PM]
Moshe Satnav fell to He Who Hates Freedom, shortly after he resurrected
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19 Jun, 15:00 PM]
Anne and Lord of the Pies double-kill outside the senate house
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19 Jun, 12:06 PM]
I <3 The Umpire but Gordon Lol does not love furries.(but she was already dead, anyway)
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19 Jun, 05:55 AM]
I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER double-kills with Timmy who is too tired to make a decent headline
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19 Jun, 02:39 AM]
Lord of the Pies surprised Sylvia Nilsson (but didn't kill her)
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19 Jun, 05:55 AM]
I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER and Timmy tried to shoot Anne as he left Trinity May Ball
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18 Jun, 20:15 PM]
Lord of the Pies kills He who Hates Freedom, loots Simeon Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab)'s corpse, is shot by Dr Qui when the loot jams.
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18 Jun, 19:20 PM]
He who Hates Freedom is Lord of the Pies, which makes Gordon Lol
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18 Jun, 18:35 PM]
Jo killed by Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel after some duelling near the Round Church
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18 Jun, 19:03 PM]
Further Shenanigans Near Trinity. I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER banged by Edward A "Casual Sex" Heaney, B.A. Hons. (Cantab), purveyor of Science to the Gentry
New on Monday, 18 June
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18 Jun, 21:00 PM]
The Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel pays a visit to Peterhouse
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18 Jun, 19:45 PM]
Charlotte [illegible] dances the tarantella for the benefit of A Titanium Elemental
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18 Jun, 13:58 PM]
He who Hates Freedom helps Charlotte [illegible] with his laundry
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17 Jun, 18:10 PM]
More Merriment and Death (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel got Judas)
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18 Jun, 16:00 PM]
Anne and George bump into Laurence Watson, and Anne killed him
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18 Jun, 13:23 PM]
Simeon Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab) shot a Legal Non-Player outside Jesus
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18 Jun, 16:05 PM]
Anne and George chased the landyman around Clare for a bit, and eventually Anne shot him as he tried to sneak up on them
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18 Jun, 11:50 AM]
Anne and George went to visit Sylvia Nilsson, and Anne shot her.
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18 Jun, 13:44 PM]
PetMaf not quite massacred at Garden Party. Lauren, Moshe Satnav and Lord of the Pies killed by Julian.
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18 Jun, 11:24 AM]
Edward A "Casual Sex" Heaney, B.A. Hons. (Cantab), purveyor of Science to the Gentry Attempted Fluid Dynamics, but a *bang* was all that was necessary to kill Odysseus
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18 Jun, 10:05 AM]
Lady Bumcivillian Amylase Tetrahydroxide opened his door to Timmy. Bad move
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18 Jun, 04:10 AM]
An Abstract Concept That Feeds Off Potential Energy and I think you underestimate the sneaky sneaky resigned from the game.
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18 Jun, 00:00 AM]
Lord of the Pies stabbed I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER - oh the shenanigans
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17 Jun, 22:35 PM]
I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER killed An Abstract Concept That Feeds Off Potential Energy and I think you underestimate the sneaky sneaky
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17 Jun, 15:33 PM]
Lord of the Pies met He who Hates Freedom - they had a freedom hating contest. Lord of the Pies won (surprise!).
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18 Jun, 00:35 AM]
Hajuoro ran, but not fast enough to evade the drunken speed of He who Hates Freedom
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17 Jun, 22:30 PM]
the landyman strikes back against I <3 Tigers, he should keep his door locked............
New on Sunday, 17 June
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17 Jun, 14:28 PM]
Inigo Montoya saw I think you underestimate the sneaky sneaky
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17 Jun, 17:10 PM]
A Time for Merriment? Or a Time for Death? (Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel killed The Jackal)
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17 Jun, 16:55 PM]
Partying is clearly more important than assassinating, so Lauren died to George
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16 Jun, 12:45 PM]
The tide of fate turns against Lauren. As did the tide of He who Hates Freedom, or something.
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17 Jun, 15:17 PM]
Laurence Watson and Matt Taylor lurking in Newnham, Emma Pewsey strikes back, only J Doe dead. >.> lol (well, and Matt Taylor too, apparently)
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17 Jun, 15:55 PM]
The Umpire saw a kill! I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER got Lord of the Pies wet in Whewell's
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17 Jun, 14:30 PM]
Murder on King's Parade! Lord of the Pies killed Dick and Jo - it is unclear whether or not he made pies of them and ate them, however.
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16 Jun, 13:00 PM]
Julian put up a good fight but ultimately fell tp He who Hates Freedom
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16 Jun, 12:10 PM]
Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel struck Timmy, apparently, whilst all dogs may go to heaven, they're not entirely welcome, or something
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16 Jun, 20:50 PM]
Some more science occured when George shot An Abstract Concept That Feeds Off Potential Energy and I think you underestimate the sneaky sneaky
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16 Jun, 20:30 PM]
CURRENT STANDINGS: 1st - Philip Bielby | 2nd - Jacob Samuel Corteen | 3rd - Joshua Guy Blanchard Lewis | 4th - Michael Donaghy | 5th - Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski
[
16 Jun, 18:15 PM]
One more? Why not. Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel strikes Marcus King
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16 Jun, 17:35 PM]
Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel strikes again! The Jackal this time
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16 Jun, 17:20 PM]
Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel sought vengeance against the landyman - nobody is sure why
[
17 Jun, 00:33 AM]
The Umpire spotted a suspicious character in a Trinity computer room, and after employing their l33t assassin skillz discovered it was the fearsome Leif of clan Denby - we hope he didn't hear scoring spoilers ^_^;;
New on Saturday, 16 June
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16 Jun, 20:45 PM]
Anne shot I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER while Timmy ran away, and George was off shooting some other dudes
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16 Jun, 15:37 PM]
Anne dispatched a suspiciously unarmed An Abstract Concept That Feeds Off Potential Energy and I think you underestimate the sneaky sneaky - hilarity ensued
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16 Jun, 15:20 PM]
Anne saw I <3 Raccoons and I <3 Raccoons saw Anne, so some chasing occured (with George too), and Anne shot I <3 Raccoons
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16 Jun, 14:49 PM]
Anne shot toilet-flush while George ran up behind him (or something)
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16 Jun, 12:10 PM]
Jo killed by Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel at 12:10 outside the UL
[
15 Jun, 18:43 PM]
Moshe Satnav and Lauren get into trouble. Anne got some easy kills.
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16 Jun, 10:21 AM]
Beethoven the II was killed by Timmy - (some joke about Beethoven II being a dog film)
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15 Jun, 17:55 PM]
Corners were proven to have teeth (and water guns). He who Hates Freedom didn;t have a very high opinion of Timmy either.
[
15 Jun, 10:45 AM]
Another double-kill. I guess Timmy really hates He who Hates Freedom.
[
14 Jun, 19:24 PM]
The Hedge Charlotte [illegible]'s Destination, George was there already.
[
14 Jun, 17:59 PM]
Adrift Just Outside Claire Latitude 38ð 54' N, Longitude 77ð 00' 13 George discovered the landyman.
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14 Jun, 17:35 PM]
Cambridge Left Unguarded, St Catherine's College In Flames, Odysseus Dead! Anne in profit!
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14 Jun, 17:30 PM]
Next time I'll shoot first and ask for a truce later! Stevo Spaghetto fell foul of Inigo Montoya's cunning.
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15 Jun, 10:45 AM]
And yea, the Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel descended from on High, and he did Strike at his Foes a Warning Bolt
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15 Jun, 19:00 PM]
Freedom was hated outside Newnham, after much running by A Titanium Elemental.
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15 Jun, 22:45 PM]
I AM THE DEBIAN PROJECT LEADER, Timmy. You should have known.
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16 Jun, 01:29 AM]
Cornered with nowhere to go, Vengeful Spirit of the Angel Gabriel smites Julian.
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16 Jun, 11:50 AM]
Whilst Going on a Nice Bicycle Ride Charlotte [illegible] was Killed by A Titanium Elemental
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15 Jun, 22:12 PM]
Anne was attacked by I <3 Raccoons, and managed to shoot him due to some lol
New on Friday, 15 June
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15 Jun, 16:55 PM]
He who Hates Freedom made an incursion upon Philip's metaphorical base
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15 Jun, 16:20 PM]
Lady Bumcivillian Amylase Tetrahydroxide considered as a helix of semi-precious stones
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15 Jun, 15:36 PM]
Anne and George went to see that nice chap the landyman, and promptly shot him
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15 Jun, 11:00 AM]
Anne and George visited that nice Odysseus with some guns, and Anne shot her
New on Thursday, 14 June
[
14 Jun, 20:30 PM]
Anne went all by herself to visit the evil Lady Bumcivillian Amylase Tetrahydroxide
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14 Jun, 17:58 PM]
If all animals were pets, would Timmy let He who Hates Freedom marry George?
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14 Jun, 17:00 PM]
It begins! The Umpire narrowly avoids making the first headline an in-joke!
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