Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Laurence Watson | Yella AKA Mr C King | 2 | 6 |
2 | Marko Felix Ulrich Thiel | Xenoturbella AKA Mr X. AKA Aquarius | 8 | 37 |
2 | Kathryn Hosking (Kate) | Black Mamba | 2 | 4 |
2 | Elaine Oliver | Alice Band | 6 | 37 |
2 | Philip Hubbard | The Smoking Gnu AKA Nogbad the Bad | 2 | 2 |
2 | Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen | Licensed to Jive AKA Agent Smith AKA Sir William AKA Kornelius AKA 'Stop' | 14 | 23 |
6 | Robert Coomber | The Duke of Cambridge AKA The Classhole | 3 | 3 |
7 | Jennifer H. Berry | click | 2 | 2 |
8 | Shyam Sadeesh | bob | 1 | 1 |
9 | Benjamin Twigger | A speedy death to all who oppose | 0 | 0 |
9 | Maelle Zimmermann | fruitymyL | 1 | 1 |
9 | Madeleine Gregory-Clarke | The Duke of Wessex | 0 | 0 |
9 | Hunter Williams | Davin | 0 | 0 |
9 | Matt Taylor | Dr Dre | 1 | 1 |
9 | Justin Frederick Drake | Random | 0 | 0 |
9 | Bernhard Altaner | Lithium | 1 | 1 |
9 | Paul Morris | Paul 'the pimp' | 0 | 0 |
9 | Roisin Kiberd | Peccata Mundy | 1 | 1 |
9 | benny talbot | scarface | 0 | 0 |
19 | Yuan Cao Zhang | Disclaimer | 4 | 6 |
20 | David Newgas | C-Flakes | 1 | 1 |
20 | David H H Mack | Dr FEAR | 0 | 0 |
20 | Hugo H | J.S. Bach | 0 | 0 |
23 | Orlando de Lange | marmalade | 0 | 0 |
24 | Lorna Ayton | Eden | 2 | 2 |
26 | Roman Sztyler | spinach | 1 | 1 |
27 | Dan Craik | BAcon's cipheR iS AN excElLEnT wAy To hIde a MesSaGe iN A mesSAge lol | 0 | 0 |
27 | Giles Reger | Green Dragon | 0 | 0 |
27 | Philip Bao | Phatthing AKA Nimrodod | 3 | 4 |
30 | Anna Louise Kalorkoti | Ephraim Smooth AKA Hecate | 3 | 10 |
31 | Edd Burgess | Emmanuel Goldstein | 0 | 0 |
32 | Matt Green | The Colonel AKA Bodysnatcher | 5 | 5 |
33 | Tom Barfield | Shakey Pete | 0 | 0 |
34 | kaifei yu | Prince of Darkness | 0 | 0 |
35 | Rachel Filar/Ray | Barbara Anne | 0 | 0 |
36 | Tristan Kalloniatis | William the Girl | 0 | 0 |
37 | Tom Wootten | Punkin' Chunkin' | 0 | 0 |
38 | ANNABEL BANKS | Flush | 0 | 0 |
39 | Elizabeth Luzie Schlappa | The Bells of Hell | 0 | 0 |
40 | John Lapinskas | The Angry Mathmo | 0 | 0 |
41 | Rahul Nandkishore | Rahul | 0 | 0 |
42 | Lucas Perez Trujillo | Revolta | 1 | 1 |
43 | Jack Lamplugh | Eazy E | 0 | 0 |
44 | Emma Katherine Wallace | The Duke of Monmouth | 0 | 0 |
44 | Pete Chareonwongsak | Digestive_Cookie | 0 | 0 |
46 | Thomas Bramall | Andrea Terrano | 0 | 0 |
47 | Sunil Shah | DeathOnWheels | 0 | 0 |
48 | Scott Kathrein | The Black Plague | 0 | 0 |
49 | Zhi Qi Soh | Acedub | 0 | 0 |
50 | Rich Miller | jimlass | 1 | 1 |
51 | Carmelo Medina | Lord VaeL | 0 | 0 |
52 | Michael Conterio | Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden | 0 | 0 |
53 | Alasdair Pearce | Havelock Vetinari | 2 | 2 |
54 | Sabri Al-Safi | MC REN | 1 | 1 |
55 | *Nimrod* Gileadi | Migraine Dildo | 0 | 0 |
56 | Alexander Atkins | Pac-Man | 0 | 0 |
57 | KAROLINA Saar | The Chocaholic Viking | 1 | 1 |
57 | Alexander James Glasner | Catherine the Great | 0 | 0 |
59 | Holly Osborne | Trinity | 0 | 0 |
59 | Jenny Molloy | Osiris Abelmosk | 0 | 0 |
59 | Chun sui Kwok | CSK | 0 | 0 |
62 | Maxwell Joseph Gray | Mr. Pink | 0 | 0 |
63 | Sophia Grant Lyon Fellowes | oliveoil | 0 | 0 |
64 | Daniel Greene | Ice Cube | 0 | 0 |
65 | Luke Regan | Micky D's Triple Cheeseburger | 0 | 0 |
66 | Richard Whittle | Jane Ellis | 0 | 0 |
66 | Maria Kennedy | Andrew Baker | 0 | 0 |
68 | Robin Message | A mysteriously black cat | 0 | 0 |
68 | John Barrett | the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom | 1 | 1 |
70 | Tomas Thembinkosi Rodriguez Perez | Entreline | 0 | 0 |
70 | Stefan Liberadzki | The Grey Blur | 0 | 0 |
70 | Christina Woodger | Goblin | 0 | 0 |
73 | Robert Bell | The Duke of Wellington | 0 | 0 |
74 | Robert Desmond | Jackie Chan | 0 | 0 |
75 | Ryan Hamlet | Wannabe Tramp | 0 | 0 |
76 | alexander edwin roberts | alema | 0 | 0 |
76 | Alex Lynes | mark preston | 0 | 0 |
78 | Sophie Agrotis | Sophedelica | 0 | 0 |
79 | David Molony | Dave the Chef | 0 | 0 |
79 | Sam Hunter Gordon | Powerslave | 0 | 0 |
81 | Emma Blythe | Krusher | 0 | 0 |
82 | James Brister | Peter Davidson | 0 | 0 |
82 | Joshua Waters | Clive | 0 | 0 |
84 | Fran Bailey | The Duke of Westminster | 0 | 0 |
85 | Eystein Patrick Thanisch | An_Mhor_Fhir | 0 | 0 |
86 | victoria stevens | the shadow | 0 | 0 |
87 | Sian Humphries | Betty | 0 | 0 |
87 | Harry Alexander John Onslow | The Duke of York | 0 | 0 |
87 | Mehmet Cem Kemal | Deadly Snake Man | 1 | 1 |
90 | Jonah Hugh Logan Ellis Hugh | Traumatic Acid | 0 | 0 |
91 | Jack Collins | An Unadultered Penguin | 0 | 0 |
92 | Sol Richardson | Don Rafaeal | 1 | 1 |
93 | Dinesh-Ramesh Mirpuri Vatvani | Jack_Sparrow | 0 | 0 |
94 | Ruairidh King | Wee Jimmy | 0 | 0 |
95 | Liam Mencel | Mencellator | 0 | 0 |
98 | Luke Richard Bennett | Last Damnation | 0 | 0 |
98 | Jack Shotton | cadge | 0 | 0 |
98 | William Brooks | TEgg | 4 | 4 |
99 | Catherine Flavelle | The Duke of Kent | 1 | 1 |
100 | Francesca (Frankie) Dubery | Tchaikovsky | 0 | 0 |
101 | Ben Naseman | Ren | 1 | 1 |
102 | William P. Wearden, esq. | The Arbiter | 0 | 0 |
103 | Zihan Hans Liu | Joseph K. | 0 | 0 |
104 | Marcus Julian Carne King | The Pervert | 0 | 0 |
105 | Denizhan Erkan | Dirty D | 1 | 2 |
106 | Hattie (Harriet) Jones | Fuyuzare | 0 | 0 |
107 | Steven Shenton | Porcelain Ostrich | 3 | 7 |
108 | Neville Ball (Nev) | Rob | 1 | 1 |
109 | Tommaso Sechi | DeadlyFart | 0 | 0 |
110 | Amarnath Marthi | someone | 0 | 0 |
111 | Emilie/Emmy Yerby | The Yellow Submarine | 0 | 0 |
112 | Heng Wui Leng | The Duke of Newnham | 0 | 0 |
112 | Matt Hickford | Dixon Bainbridge | 1 | 1 |
114 | Ludwig Pang | Professor Farnsworth | 0 | 0 |
115 | Timothy Bazalgette | Neal Brose | 0 | 0 |
116 | Simon Abernethy | Horatio T Loins governor of the Sudan | 2 | 2 |
116 | Adam Guterres | Colonel Colman's | 1 | 3 |
118 | Chris Boreham | Smee | 0 | 0 |
119 | Alexander Daniel Walker | ThongBoy | 1 | 1 |
120 | David Williams | Halcyon | 0 | 0 |
121 | Michael Donaghy | Simeon Bird is the best thing ever (although not as handsome as you, Mr. Umpire) | 1 | 1 |
122 | Anyetta White | The small female one | 0 | 0 |
123 | Dominic Thompson | Big D | 0 | 0 |
124 | David Peter Ross Garner | The Beemancer | 0 | 0 |
125 | shaun lazzari | chewwy | 0 | 0 |
126 | Callum Rhodes | SDG (Smartly Dressed Goth) | 0 | 0 |
127 | Qiu Yuhang | The Feathered Pie | 0 | 0 |
128 | Philip Bielby | [Insert name of substance] | 1 | 2 |
129 | Tania Gerasimenko | Comrade Porridge | 0 | 0 |
130 | Ben Q. Weaver | James Bigglesworth Jnr, Sky Pirate | 1 | 1 |
131 | Michael Alexander | Groucho | 0 | 0 |
132 | Joseph Newman | Jesus | 0 | 0 |
133 | Alicia Danks | Sputnik | 0 | 0 |
134 | Liam Brierley | Snickers | 0 | 0 |
135 | Robert J B Nelson | The Admiral | 0 | 0 |
136 | Joel Tay | fishmine | 0 | 0 |
137 | Nicholas Andrew Donnelly | mount improbable | 0 | 0 |
138 | Arun Jack Dhanraj | Aloo | 0 | 0 |
139 | Doreen Nyeko | The Duke of Toledo | 0 | 0 |
139 | Richard Saunders | Eric Cartman | 0 | 0 |
141 | Elizabeth Rose Johnstone | john | 0 | 0 |
142 | Ben Ravenhill | Dr Strangelove | 0 | 0 |
143 | laura leegood | rejey | 0 | 0 |
144 | David Anthony Read | The Sniper | 0 | 0 |
145 | Jonathan Holmes | Black Eggbert | 0 | 0 |
146 | James Moran | Dimbleby | 0 | 0 |
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