Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
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Space Monkey Prime Mate | Steven Shenton | ss688@cam.ac.uk | Room 2, 58 Warkworth Terrace | Emmanuel | No Water | My house is opposite the police station, so try to be a bit subtle... | |
Holoboon Dr. Splitz/Splitzy | Philip Bielby | pmb45-assassins@srcf.ucam.org | 14 Marfield Court, Arbury Road, Cambridge | Gonville & Caius (formerly) | No Water | I am a member of the CTF society, and I shall attend the meetings for this. I may be at PGR when this is on (although that may clash with CTF, so I shall pick one, and attend that). I shall also attend the meetings of CUSFS and the society known as "Sheila and Her Dog". I may or may not attend assassins social events. If I am the member of any other societies, perhaps I will even attend the meetings of those ;) Also, I shall be in your base, killing your dudes. I live in the real world. This means that annoying my neighbours would be bad, so please do not scare them by hanging around my flat too obviously (or too suspiciously). Also, I like, have a job. I would like to keep it that way, so please do not under any circumstances make an attempt on my life at or near to my place of work. In fact, the rules do clearly state that I am out of bounds at work, so don't waste your time. Srsly. I have given you details of other times you can kill me, and I am well known within the guild, so I am sure you can find out more details if you need to. I repeat, dudes, do not attack me at or near where I work. Also, I am an innocent fresher, so please be nice to me (this may be a lie). P.S. Please to be not shooting me at or near work. kthxbai | |
Space Monkey | David Anthony Read | dar49@cam.ac.uk | G09 West House, Homerton College | Homerton | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Ben Ravenhill | bjr32@cam.ac.uk | Keynes, Room 209 (Post number 599) | King's | Water With Care | ||
Space Monkey | Richard Saunders | rjs216@cam.ac.uk | AA34, Foundress Court | Pembroke | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Doreen Nyeko | doreennyeko@hotmail.com | W6 | Pembroke | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Robert J B Nelson | rn280@cam.ac.uk | M3 , St Catharine's College, Trumpington Street, Cambridge, CB2 1RL | St Catherines | Water With Care | Known as Rob desktop computer and hi fi in room | |
Space Monkey | Liam Brierley | lb400@cam.ac.uk | Mallory Court E, Room 3 | Magdalene | Water With Care | Water with care (not near laptop on desk or coffee table papers plz) | |
Space Monkey | Alicia Danks | ad476@cam.ac.uk | living in Library court v room 10, Jesus College | Jesus | Water With Care | water with care inside my room (not on the computer please). | |
Space Monkey | Michael Alexander | mja59@cam.ac.uk | S1B, Garden Court | Sidney Sussex | Water With Care | Known as Micky. Please avoid computer. | |
Space Monkey | Joseph Newman | jon21@cam.ac.uk | Room C6 - STRICTLY NO WATER IN MY ROOM!! | Trinity Hall | No Water | Known as Joe | |
Space Monkey | Tania Gerasimenko | tog23@cam.ac.uk | C2, Old Block, New Hall, Huntingdon Road | New Hall | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Qiu Yuhang | yq211@cam.ac.uk | Staircase AA, Room 41 | Pembroke | No Water | Known as Calvin Qiu | |
Space Monkey | shaun lazzari | sl479@cam.ac.uk | 1-08 Stephen Hawking Building, West Road | Gonville & Caius | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Dominic Thompson | dkt21@cam.ac.uk | WOlfson building B17 | Twinity | No Water | Known as Dom | |
Space Monkey | Alexander Daniel Walker | adw52@cam.ac.uk | Jesus College, T North Court 3 | Jesus | No Water | known as Alex | |
Space Monkey | Timothy Bazalgette | tob26@cam.ac.uk | Magdalene, Benson D6 | Magdalene | No Water | Known as Tim | |
Space Monkey | Ludwig Pang | lp322@cam.ac.uk | room Z 31 | Christ's | No Water | No allergies or room mates, but I live in a place surrounded by fellows... | |
Space Monkey | Heng Wui Leng | wlh25@cam.ac.uk | E11 Cripps Building | St John's | No Water | Known as Wui Leng | |
Space Monkey | Chris Boreham | cwdb2@cam.ac.uk | Blue Boar O1 | Twinity | Water With Care | Careful with laptop. | |
Space Monkey | Adam Guterres | ang25@cam.ac.uk | F15a | Girton | No Water | Normally known as Adam or Guti (you know the footballer) Lives more than 20mins walk from centre (so use a bike) - Subject - Biological natural sciences. In town every day except maybe sundays. | |
Space Monkey | Simon Abernethy | sta27@cam.ac.uk | room L3 | Emmanuel | No Water | strictly no water | |
Space Monkey | Amarnath Marthi | am767@cam.ac.uk | E9 Cripps | St John's | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Callum Rhodes | cr381@cam.ac.uk | Y3 | Emmanuel | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Denizhan Erkan | de246@cam.ac.uk | G6 Cripps Ct | St John's | No Water | Known as Deniz | |
Space Monkey | Anyetta White | ajw230@cam.ac.uk | D6 (ironically, actually filled | St John's | No Water | I have a roommate. Her name is Amiya, she is tall and slender with dark hair and olive skin. She looks nothing whatsoever like me. DO NOT SHOOT HER. If you are stupidly unscrupulous, feel free to corrupt her for the purpose of killing me, but DO NOT SHOOT HER. I am actually rather seldom in my room. | |
Space Monkey | Zihan Hans Liu | zhl22@cam.ac.uk | B31 Angel Court, Trinity | Twinity | No Water | Known as Hans | |
Space Monkey | William P. Wearden, esq. | wpw24@cam.ac.uk | My official residences are: O9, King's Caius Accommodation near Sidgwick (not allowed to specify) The Venerable Cambridge Union Society | King's | No Water | All rooms are No Water | |
Space Monkey | Francesca (Frankie) Dubery | fed26@cam.ac.uk | OH215 | Newnham | No Water | No known allergies... well, water hemlock etc... | |
Space Monkey | Catherine Flavelle | celf2@cam.ac.uk | D19, Old Block New Hall | New Hall | No Water | known as Catherine / Cathy / Marcia My room is full of electrical items so please no water! Don't try and kill me with strawberries as I have an allergy! (And you wouldn't want a genuine death on your hands would you?) | |
Space Monkey | Ruairidh King | rek32@cam.ac.uk | keynes building room 223 | King's | No Water | Name said like brewery | |
Space Monkey | Liam Mencel | lm415@cam.ac.uk | M3 Blue Boar Court, Trinity, Cambridge | Twinity | No Water | No water (many electricals) | |
Space Monkey | Jack Shotton | jgs36@cam.ac.uk | Angel Court B22 | Twinity | Water With Care | ||
Space Monkey | Dinesh-Ramesh Mirpuri Vatvani | drm48@cam.ac.uk | 129 South Court, Homerton College, Hills Road, Cambridge, CB2 8PH | Homerton | Water With Care | Nickname = Danny / The Hunting Hawk anyone who wets my laptop will be killed (and not just in the game since i live in homerton, which is quite far away, trips i make often are to the gym(fenners) in the evenings at about 7 30 to 9 30 and basically spend a LOT of time in town wandering during the day in between lectures. i'm not allergic to anything as far as i'm aware so all poisons may be used. | |
Space Monkey | Sol Richardson | sr473@cam.ac.uk | K10 | St Catherines | Water With Care | ||
Space Monkey | Sian Humphries | skh37@cam.ac.uk | Grange Room 5 | Girton | No Water | Veterinary Medicine, Regular meeting: Leys school pool, Sundays 7:30 | |
Space Monkey | Neville Ball (Nev) | nb329@cam.ac.uk | Grange Room 3 | Girton | No Water | Maths, daily visits to lectures in Mill Lane | |
Space Monkey | Mehmet Cem Kemal | mck24@cam.ac.uk | Girton Grange Room 14 | Girton | No Water | Known as Mem Engineering, Engineering Dept. | |
Space Monkey | Harry Alexander John Onslow | hajo2@cam.ac.uk | Girton Grange Room 13 | Girton | No Water | Known as Haz Engineering, Engineering Dept | |
Space Monkey | Luke Richard Bennett | lrb34@cam.ac.uk | Room 9, Library III, Jesus College | Jesus | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Jonah Hugh Logan Ellis Hugh | jhfl2@cam.ac.uk | K 323 | King's | Water With Care | ||
Space Monkey | Jenny Molloy | jcm80@cam.ac.uk | G14 New Court, Corpus Christi | Corpus Christi | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | John Barrett | jb555@cam.ac.uk | 58B | Churchill | No Water | CompSci part IB, so regularly found in William Gates Building. Regular city centre visits include Sainsbury's roughly weekly (time/day varies) and the Rocksoc pubmeet (monday evenings, venue currently subject to change). | |
Space Monkey | Alasdair Pearce | alterion@gmail.com | Hobsons 23 | St Catherines | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Luke Regan | lr320@cam.ac.uk | West House G12 | Homerton | No Water | I am studying engineering so go to the engineering department at 9am mon-fri by foot | |
Space Monkey | Rahul Nandkishore | rmn33@cam.ac.uk | A7 Bishops Hostel (no water zone) | Twinity | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Tom Wootten | tw296@cam.ac.uk | 45 St Clements Gardens | Trinity Hall | No Water | ||
Space Monkey | Matt Green | mjg207@cam.ac.uk | 2 Chapel Court Room 7, Jesus College | Jesus | Water With Care | careful of laptop/keyboard straight ahead through door, a splash won't matter but don't soak them. My room shares a mini-corridor with one other, make sure you get mine. | |
Space Monkey | Philip Bao | pyb21@cam.ac.uk | c75a harvey courts 5 west road cambridge | Gonville & Caius | No Water | Known as Phil | |
Holoboon | Jonathan Holmes | jh613@cam.ac.uk | 47A in Churchill College | Churchill | No Water | ||
Holoboon | David Peter Ross Garner | dprg2@cam.ac.uk | W39 Third Court, Christ's | Christ's | No Water | ||
Holoboon | Michael Conterio | mjc209@cam.ac.uk | I2 Whewell's Court | Twinity | No Water | ||
Holoboon | David Williams | dw341@cam.ac.uk | North Court T 2 | Jesus | No Water | ||
Holoboon | Jonathan Holmes | jh613@cam.ac.uk | 47A in Churchill College | Churchill | No Water | ||
Holoboon | William Brooks | wb236@cam.ac.uk | O11 Blue Boar Court | Twinity | Water With Care | I have a laptop on the desk in my room which will be open and I don't want to get damaged and a cat that sits above my bed and dislikes water. | |
Holoboon | laura leegood | lal31@cam.ac.uk | D14a, girton college | Girton | No Water | i live at girton, so: my subject is philosophy and i have lectures at sidgwick site tuesday-thursday, and make odd trips other than that as well. | |
Holoboon | Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay | jc522@cam.ac.uk | OH128 Newnham | Newnham | No Water | Known as Jaya (Jey-ah) Do not disturb from 0000h-0900h please! | |
Most Hollow Holoboon | Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) | spb41@cam.ac.uk | Room 5, 38 Panton Street | Pembroke | Full Water | Please do not kill my hat. You can tell it's not me because it's a hat. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Captain Simian | Orangutan Prime | Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) | Pembroke |
Deputy Space Monkey | Queen Kong | Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay | Newnham |
Space Monkey chief (Honorary Simian?) | The Librarian of the Unseen University of Pelby College | David Smith | Peterhouse |
Space Monkey Lieutenant | Ben Q. Weaver | Pembroke | |
Holoboon Queen | Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay | Newnham | |
Space Monkey | James Moran | Jesus | |
Space Monkey | laura leegood | Girton | |
Space Monkey | Elizabeth Rose Johnstone | Selwyn | |
Space Monkey | Arun Jack Dhanraj | Christ's | |
Space Monkey | Nicholas Andrew Donnelly | Churchill | |
Space Monkey | Joel Tay | Christ's | |
Space Monkey | Callum Rhodes | Emmanuel | |
Space Monkey | David Peter Ross Garner | Christ's | |
Space Monkey | David Williams | Jesus | |
Space Monkey | Matt Hickford | Twinity | |
Space Monkey | Tommaso Sechi | Homerton | |
Space Monkey | Marcus Julian Carne King | Jesus | |
Space Monkey | Michael Conterio | Twinity | |
Holoboon | Nicholas Andrew Donnelly | Churchill | |
Holo Holoboon | Nicholas Andrew Donnelly | Churchill |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
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Holoboon Simian | Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) | Pembroke | Shooting two innocent young ladies | |
Space Monkey | Jonathan Holmes | Churchill | Shooting an innocent | |
Space Monkey | Philip Bielby | Gonville & Caius (formerly) | Helping a corrupt officer and not slaying him, even while he had the chance... | |
Space Monkey | William Brooks | Twinity | Buggering around and being smug (lol) | |
Space Monkey | Eystein Patrick Thanisch | Gonville & Caius | Shooting an innocent (if most amusingly) |
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