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Thursday, 11 October

[05:00 AM] LET BATTLE COMMENCE (huzzah etc)
[09:45 AM] Smoothly done (Ephraim Smooth told the tooth to James Moran (Dimbleby))
[12:05 PM] Scrambled TEgg for breakfast? Jonathan Holmes (Black Eggbert) is fried by William Brooks in the middle of the morning lecture rush
[12:10 PM] The Angry Mathmo and The Sniper slashed one another's limbs and become blood brothers
[13:00 PM] James Bigglesworth Jnr, Sky Pirate goes on the pull
[13:43 PM] Michael Donaghy feels compelled to tell us about his day
[15:33 PM] The Duke of Kent's Castle Anthrax not breached, even with the science of Lithium
[15:51 PM] Dirty D got dirty walking to and from Ephraim Smooth's staircase
[15:54 PM] The Guild is Licensed to Jive over David Anthony Read (The Sniper)'s body
[16:15 PM] James Bigglesworth Jnr, Sky Pirate writes the story of his life, and when he reads it to laura leegood (rejey) she dies of boredom
[17:18 PM] bob builds up relations with Russia through his friend Ben Ravenhill (Dr Strangelove)
[17:31 PM] Simeon Bird is the best thing ever (although not as handsome as you, Mr. Umpire) brings the life of the lovely Elizabeth Rose Johnstone (john) to a close, while TEgg watches in shameful impotence
[18:02 PM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen taught Richard Saunders (Eric Cartman) to respect his authoritah! He then brought down Doreen Nyeko (The Duke of Toledo) and confiscated his estates.
[18:19 PM] Knives in the...twilight - Xenoturbella slew Arun Jack Dhanraj (Aloo) and was attacked in return, but escaped!
[18:30 PM] The Smoking Gnu was, indeed, smokin', and climbed mount improbable (Nicholas Andrew Donnelly)
[19:00 PM] Xenoturbella finds what proves not to be a red herring, but rather a fishmine (Joel Tay)
[19:25 PM] Don Rafaeal sunk The Admiral (Robert J B Nelson)'s fleet and singed his king's beard
[19:30 PM] DeathOnWheels drove to see Colonel Colman's
[20:00 PM] Ren decided to indulge his sweet tooth with Liam Brierley (Snickers)
[22:12 PM] Phatthing visited jimlass and Don Rafaeal with no success
[22:15 PM] The Colonel used his land-to-exosphere missile and took down Sputnik (Alicia Danks)
[23:00 PM] Eden brings no joy to mortal men... Comrade Porridge may soon perish unless he can complete his task...

Friday, 12 October

[04:55 AM] Pac-Man has entered the game (cue OmNomNoming)
[09:00 AM] Jesus (Joseph Newman) proves not to be immortal, as Lithium smites the Son of God - but will He rise again?
[10:30 AM] The Duke of Kent attends a Day at the Races, and finds Michael Alexander (Groucho) there
[11:55 AM] BAcon's cipheR iS AN excElLEnT wAy To hIde a MesSaGe iN A mesSAge lol is lame... and hungry
[12:45 PM] The Bells of Hell forgets about the Postal Strike
[16:10 PM] EXTRA EXTRA - INNOCENT GIRL STABBED! HOLE IN HER CHEST! POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT... Harry Alexander John Onslow named as prime suspect
[18:01 PM] Alice Band tries to end the life of Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden but, despite passing him in the corridor with Dirty D, decides to rely on magick (or poison...)
[19:58 PM] James Bigglesworth Jnr, Sky Pirate (Ben Q. Weaver) is shot down after taking too much [Insert name of substance]
[20:09 PM] Catherine Flavelle decides the UMS is an excellent way to sent poisoned letters...
[21:00 PM] Eden awaits Tania Gerasimenko (Comrade Porridge) as her soul slips from her blackmailed body
[21:57 PM] CARNAGE at Sheila - Emilie/Emmy Yerby (The Yellow Submarine) initiates pandemonium and everyone dies - shame it's Out of Bounds
[22:01 PM] Porcelain Ostrich (Steven Shenton) times his re-entry perfectly, and removes Philip Bielby ([Insert name of substance])
[22:20 PM] Emilie/Emmy Yerby further compounds her wantedness by shooting the Chief of Police and Deputy AGAIN and then several non-players, ex-players. dead-players and like the entirely of TT...
[22:32 PM] An_Mhor_Fhir wishes to pay his respects to the great The Duke of Wellington, but he appears to have sailed off
[22:44 PM] LARPing is fun, honest...
[23:00 PM] The Kiss of Death is administered to a poor, helpless police officer in the line of duty by that fiend Catherine Flavelle
[23:42 PM] Innocent suicide - the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom's knive made wanted

Saturday, 13 October

[00:10 AM] Denizhan Erkan is a naughty boy, and is watched by Alice Band and Disclaimer as he does his dirty deeds!
[09:51 AM] Colonel Colman's orders failed to reach Horatio T Loins governor of the Sudan or The Colonel
[11:20 AM] Ephraim Smooth roughs it and fails to find The Grey Blur. Maybe glasses would help?
[11:41 AM] C-Flakes and banana make a killer combination, as Qiu Yuhang (The Feathered Pie) found out at breakfast
[12:05 PM] The Colonel's marching orders safely reached Callum Rhodes (SDG (Smartly Dressed Goth))
[12:15 PM] The Umpire met Michael Conterio and 'greeted' him
[14:01 PM] Peccata Mundy overwhelm the sinless shaun lazzari (chewwy)
[15:00 PM] David Peter Ross Garner (The Beemancer) found dead with bite marks on his chest and a strange poison seeping from the wounds... Deadly Snake Man known to own killer snakes... connection? Possibly...
[15:30 PM] Revolta by name, revolting by nature. Dominic Thompson (Big D) revolts and perishes
[16:00 PM] Mr X. marks the spot where Anyetta White (The small female one) lies dead
[16:30 PM] Alice Band has to put their bodily functions on hold as Harry Alexander John Onslow lurks outside
[16:40 PM] Alicia Danks is barred from killing The Duke of Kent
[17:30 PM] Porcelain Ostrich pecks Michael Donaghy (Simeon Bird is the best thing ever (although not as handsome as you, Mr. Umpire))'s brains out
[20:44 PM] The Long Arm of the Law reaches as far as Girton thanks to Nicholas Andrew Donnelly and laura leegood ... but is then cut off!
[21:30 PM] Alice Band seems to be stalking Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden
[22:59 PM] Alexander Daniel Walker (ThongBoy) strips away the layers of his sanity (and clothes)
[23:40 PM] ThongBoy decided to throw caution (and his clothes) to the wind and shoot anyone... he got lucky and killed an actual player, David Williams (Halcyon)

Sunday, 14 October

[07:10 AM] The evil Catherine Flavelle compounds her crime by attacking the poor, innocent BAcon's cipheR iS AN excElLEnT wAy To hIde a MesSaGe iN A mesSAge lol with books
[10:17 AM] Do I smell smokin' bacon? Police Justice brings the stripper ThongBoy (Alexander Daniel Walker) down
[11:30 AM] An unholy alliance between Smee (Chris Boreham) and Colonel Colman's (Adam Guterres) is ripped asunder by Horatio T Loins governor of the Sudan (Simon Abernethy), but all three end up adding to the pile of cadavers (along with Callum Rhodes)
[11:53 AM] The Beemancer's letter did not impress Black Mamba, and in any case the poison died with him
[14:52 PM] Cunning and deceit win Betty and Rob the scalp of Timothy Bazalgette (Neal Brose)
[15:30 PM] Yo, yo... sup... the NWA (Yella and MC REN) get on down to Ludwig Pang (Professor Farnsworth)'s pad and f*** him up, yo
[15:32 PM] Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay tries to bring justice to the evil The Yellow Submarine, but is foiled by her vast room
[16:33 PM] Punkin' Chunkin' fights the phantoms in his mind - and they don't obey his rules!
[16:45 PM] scarface issues a threat to Ice Cube and Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden
[17:00 PM] A convergence of assassins in John's leads to the deaths of Matt Hickford (Dixon Bainbridge) and Heng Wui Leng (The Duke of Newnham) but Denizhan Erkan continues to allude punishment for his wanton crimes
[17:23 PM] The evil Emilie/Emmy Yerby (The Yellow Submarine) is taken down at last by Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.), reinstated as Deputy Chief of Police. David Williams and Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay helped (honest)
[18:15 PM] The Police Force pay Catherine Flavelle a visit, and annoy her minorly
[18:30 PM] Agent Smith enlightens us, at the expense of Amarnath Marthi (someone)
[18:30 PM] Ephraim Smooth stays his hand, but almost slays Alicia Danks by accident
[18:45 PM] Alexander Daniel Walker has justice served to him... again... this time by that bastion of the Law, Alicia Danks

Monday, 15 October

[06:30 AM] In Which Alice Band Is Considerably Miffed That Her Target (Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden) Is Never Bloody At Home
[09:54 AM] Shakey Pete quivered near The Duke of Wellington's mansion for a bit
[11:00 AM] Pac-Man Om-Nom-Noms around Sophedelica's heels, but fails to connect a deadly bite
[12:12 PM] After eating spinach, a DeadlyFart (Tommaso Sechi) came out. Ludwig Pang's corpse reported not amused
[12:15 PM] A challenge from the demented Marcus Julian Carne King (The Pervert)
[13:02 PM] Porcelain Ostrich pecks another victim to death, this time Rob (Neville Ball (Nev))
[13:05 PM] Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay espies the nefarious Steven Shenton (Porcelain Ostrich) and ends his wicked ways
[14:45 PM] Everything did not click into place today... Tchaikovsky escapes harm
[16:28 PM] Mehmet Cem Kemal (Deadly Snake Man) feels a bit scaley
[17:07 PM] Sir William pays his regards to a young lady... (Hattie (Harriet) Jones - Fuyuzare) and then takes her lifeblood in exchange
[19:09 PM] The Umpire is unfairly and rudely accused of trying to kill Catherine Flavelle - as if he would do such a thing!
[19:30 PM] The Nefarious Denizhan Erkan (Dirty D) tries to slay Ephraim Smooth, but the latter is too smooth for him, and claims his scalp instead
[21:00 PM] A trivial matter... but Marcus Julian Carne King (The Pervert) is court-marshalled by The Colonel
[22:25 PM] Ren molests the corpse of Heng Wui Leng

Tuesday, 16 October

[10:20 AM] Disclaimer - deaths of Joseph K. and Traumatic Acid not forthcoming
[12:02 PM] The nefarious Catherine Flavelle compounds her crimes by attacking a Police Officer (Alicia Danks) with an unlicenced weapon in an Out Of Bounds Area... is there any limit to this criminal's sinfulness?
[16:55 PM] Dr FEAR terrorises William the Girl (but not much)
[18:45 PM] Disclaimer - Peruvian Rabies not suitable for human consumption. Zihan Hans Liu (Joseph K.) first victim of devastating plague? More in this week's Daily Mail
[18:51 PM] The pigs (Jonathan Holmes) get it wrong again... in unrelated news, studies prove that eating too many doughnuts can impair brain activity...
[19:15 PM] Phatthing arbitrates over William P. Wearden, esq. (The Arbiter)'s life
[19:38 PM] Pac-Man (Alexander Atkins) nibbles at David Smith's groin...
[22:22 PM] Ben Naseman (Ren) gets fruity with himself

Wednesday, 17 October

[03:08 AM] click and the dirt (Francesca (Frankie) Dubery (Tchaikovsky)) is gone!
[03:30 AM] Alice Band ends the tyrannous reign of The Duke of Kent (Catherine Flavelle)
[10:00 AM] TEgg (William Brooks) initiates a veritable bloodbath, in which Liam Mencel (Mencellator), Luke Richard Bennett (Last Damnation) and Jack Shotton (cadge) fall. Several goodwilled police also tried to intervene, and died (David Williams, Elizabeth Rose Johnstone and Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay).However, William Brooks was brought to justice by Yella
[11:45 AM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen says hello to everyone, but sends his beard to attack and slay Ruairidh King (Wee Jimmy) while he does so
[13:47 PM] Jack Shotton's not having a very good day...
[15:10 PM] Jack_Sparrow (Dinesh-Ramesh Mirpuri Vatvani) is the worst pirate in the Caribbean, at least according to The Duke of Cambridge
[15:10 PM] Phatthing brings down the shady Sol Richardson (Don Rafaeal)
[17:10 PM] An Unadultered Penguin (Jack Collins) could not compete physically with its pet gorilla...
[18:06 PM] Disclaimer - Traumatic Acid (Jonah Hugh Logan Ellis Hugh) reacts badly to Peruvian Rabies
[19:20 PM] Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) is a bad monkey
[19:25 PM] An elite police SWAT team (Ben Q. Weaver, Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) and Steven Shenton) finally make it to Girton, and root out the nest of vipers (Mehmet Cem Kemal (Deadly Snake Man), Sian Humphries (Betty) and Harry Alexander John Onslow (The Duke of York))
[21:00 PM] A mysteriously black cat seeks attention from Catherine Flavelle... but her cold, dead body gives it none
[22:00 PM] The Chocaholic Viking decides not to give away any chocolate, instead sending victoria stevens (the shadow) every poison under the sun
[22:22 PM] Migraine Dildo (*Nimrod* Gileadi) seeks solace from its pains...
[23:30 PM] Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden (Michael Conterio) uses an illegal spell on someone... how rude!
[23:45 PM] Nimrodod is dastardly, and Eystein Patrick Thanisch (An_Mhor_Fhir) suffers the consequences

Thursday, 18 October

[09:00 AM] The dastardly and foolish Jonathan Holmes is brought down by Prince of Darkness and Eden
[13:00 PM] Fran Bailey (The Duke of Westminster) retires
[13:16 PM] Phatthing (Philip Bao) cruelly attacks and dismembers his supposed friend Migraine Dildo, and leaves him for dead (but he lives!)
[13:24 PM] William Brooks brings rough justice to James Brister (Peter Davidson) and Joshua Waters (Clive)
[14:00 PM] Ben Ravenhill brings down Emma Blythe (Krusher)
[15:28 PM] David Molony (Dave the Chef) withdraws from the game, as does Sam Hunter Gordon (Powerslave)
[16:00 PM] David Anthony Read betrays Sophie Agrotis (Sophedelica)
[16:39 PM] Havelock Vetinari proves the Ankh-Mopork Guild is still a force to be reckoned with, at the expense of Alex Lynes (mark preston) and alexander edwin roberts (alema)
[16:55 PM] the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom finds a Wannabe Tramp (Ryan Hamlet) and punishes it for begging... with a short, sharp shock
[17:00 PM] INCOBASH! Ben's team report - visits to Jenny Molloy and Tristan Kalloniatis did not pay off, a visit to Robert Desmond (Jackie Chan) did, but Robert Bell put up a fight, killing Ben Q. Weaver and an accomplice before William Brooks took him down
[17:04 PM] INCOBASH! - Steven's team does some serious killing - Christina Woodger (Goblin), Stefan Liberadzki (The Grey Blur) and Tomas Thembinkosi Rodriguez Perez (Entreline) all slain, and several others visited or helped to die humanely...
[18:50 PM] INCOBASH! Jake's team (Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen, Robin Message and two freshers) head to John Barrett (the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom)'s place and kill him, but then Robin Message (A mysteriously black cat) falls before the mighty jimlass
[19:01 PM] The Colonel goes to war. The HQs of Maria Kennedy (Andrew Baker) and Richard Whittle (Jane Ellis) taken, and victoria stevens's corpse is used for target practice
[19:05 PM] David Anthony Read devours a Micky D's Triple Cheeseburger (Luke Regan)
[19:34 PM] William Brooks uses his small gun to kill Robert Desmond (Jackie Chan)
[19:35 PM] The NWA turn on themselves... Dr Dre takes out Ice Cube (Daniel Greene)
[19:35 PM] Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay rubs herself all over with oliveoil (Sophia Grant Lyon Fellowes)
[20:03 PM] INCOBASH! Steve's team part two - Steven Shenton objects to Mr. Pink (Maxwell Joseph Gray)'s civil partnership. He also pecks at the corpse of Daniel Greene
[20:30 PM] INCOBASH! - the mysterious fourth team (Philip Bielby and Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.)) goto town for some shopping, and come back with the bodies of Chun sui Kwok (CSK), Jenny Molloy (Osiris Abelmosk) and Holly Osborne (Trinity)
[23:20 PM] Adam Guterres turns on the great historical cliches Catherine the Great (Alexander James Glasner) and The Chocaholic Viking (KAROLINA Saar)

Friday, 19 October

[00:00 AM] Pac-Man (Alexander Atkins) reaches the Game Over screen
[00:01 AM] A mysterious force draws *Nimrod* Gileadi (Migraine Dildo)'s spirit from his body
[10:00 AM] BAcon's cipheR iS AN excElLEnT wAy To hIde a MesSaGe iN A mesSAge lol gets off his arse (for a little bit)
[12:26 PM] The Colonel aims his cannons at the pig fortress, and hits James Moran
[15:01 PM] The pigs (Eystein Patrick Thanisch) get it wrong YET AGAIN! At least this time they didn't shoot a fellow...
[15:27 PM] Tom Wootten gives us some valuable advice...
[17:44 PM] Dan Craik is most underimpressed with the letter he received
[17:58 PM] Black Mamba snaps at her victims, and manages to nibble Sabri Al-Safi (MC REN). The Duke of Cambridge is too cautious, however.
[21:42 PM] William Brooks decides to test the ruleset for loopholes...
[22:41 PM] The Ankh-Mopork Patrician and Guild member (Havelock Vetinari (Alasdair Pearce)) is shown the power of our Guild by William Brooks
[22:49 PM] Michael Conterio (Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden)'s magick suffices not to save him from the cold, hard lead of Philip Bielby's gun

Saturday, 20 October

[01:00 AM] EF wars! Lord VaeL (Carmelo Medina) brought down by fruitymyL
[02:00 AM] The Duke of Cambridge shoots a dirty peasant on his land, jimlass (Rich Miller)
[13:15 PM] Mr X. wonders Y Zhi Qi Soh (Acedub) - and makes an omega of him
[14:00 PM] Disclaimer - walks in the city centre can be fatal, as Scott Kathrein (The Black Plague) discovered, and Jonah Hugh Logan Ellis Hugh's body was battered a little.
[17:30 PM] Space monkey revolutions continue! William Brooks brings down the corrupt Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.)
[19:08 PM] Xenoturbella dragged Arun Jack Dhanraj to his lazy grave
[19:10 PM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen puts a clamp on Sunil Shah (DeathOnWheels)
[22:25 PM] Ben Q. Weaver deals with the corrupt Philip Bielby

Sunday, 21 October

[14:27 PM] Timothy Bazalgette deals with his college's inco Thomas Bramall (Andrea Terrano)
[16:32 PM] David Anthony Read and Luke Regan wander down to Homerton, find Emma Katherine Wallace (The Duke of Monmouth) and eat Pete Chareonwongsak (Digestive_Cookie)
[20:42 PM] In-fighting in the NWA continues! Dr Dre pops Jack Lamplugh (Eazy E)'s ass - or something

Monday, 22 October

[00:00 AM] Lucas Perez Trujillo (Revolta) suffers-a revolta at the hands-a of David Peter Ross Garner
[09:15 AM] Aquarius fills the waters of the rivers of David Peter Ross Garner's afterlife
[11:06 AM] Michael Conterio attacks Rahul Nandkishore (Rahul) and kills him... but dies as well.
[11:11 AM] Nicholas Andrew Donnelly decides to take the law into his own hands, but Disclaimer - attacks can go wrong
[12:03 PM] Xenoturbella brought death to Joel Tay ... again...
[16:13 PM] John Lapinskas (The Angry Mathmo) got a whole lot angrier when brought to justice by David Anthony Read
[17:14 PM] click and The Bells of Hell (Elizabeth Luzie Schlappa) ring
[18:00 PM] Bodysnatcher tries to make away with Lucas Perez Trujillo's corpse, but the grave is dug well
[19:00 PM] Alicia Danks pulled the toilet chain and Flushed away ANNABEL BANKS (Flush)

Tuesday, 23 October

[12:19 PM] Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen makes pumpkin juice with Tom Wootten (Punkin' Chunkin')
[15:22 PM] Nogbad the Bad scares little Tristan Kalloniatis (William the Girl)
[22:03 PM] Alice Band goes to wonderland (a.k.a. John's) and finds Rachel Filar/Ray (Barbara Anne) with the help of Denizhan Erkan

Wednesday, 24 October

[09:30 AM] Eden comes even for the evil kaifei yu (Prince of Darkness)
[12:30 PM] 'Stop' killed Tom Barfield (Shakey Pete)
[18:13 PM] William Brooks goes on the beat with an old friend...
[21:00 PM] A 12-gun-salute bids farewell to Matt Green (The Colonel AKA Bodysnatcher) as Anna Louise Kalorkoti is set to test her luck against the Police
[21:25 PM] Simeon P. Bird B.A. Hons. (Cantab.) and Ben Q. Weaver go for a walk... Edd Burgess (Emmanuel Goldstein) wishes they hadn't...
[22:22 PM] Eystein Patrick Thanisch shares his musings with us...

Thursday, 25 October

[12:04 PM] Smoothly does it... Anna Louise Kalorkoti (Ephraim Smooth AKA Hecate) is brought down by Matt Green's cannons
[13:28 PM] Philip Bao takes down Eystein Patrick Thanisch
[21:36 PM] Philip Bielby goes on the warpath, and set an example to the rest of the game (lazy gits!) by bringing down Dan Craik (BAcon's cipheR iS AN excElLEnT wAy To hIde a MesSaGe iN A mesSAge lol), Giles Reger (Green Dragon) and Philip Bao (Phatthing AKA Nimrodod)
[22:42 PM] William Brooks, Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen and David Smith try, but fail, to find the corpses of Giles Reger and Dan Craik

Friday, 26 October

[15:27 PM] Black Mamba turns vegetarian and eats Roman Sztyler (spinach)... but is a naughty snake
[17:11 PM] Aquarius drowns Justin Frederick Drake (Random)
[19:05 PM] Philip Bielby tries to put the glass shoe onto William Brooks's foot - it Fitz!
[21:56 PM] The Classhole decides to slay the commoners of Jesus, but fails to find any (as Anna Louise Kalorkoti is dead)

Saturday, 27 October

[16:57 PM] David H H Mack pointlessly ends the life of Marcus Julian Carne King

Sunday, 28 October

[01:00 AM] Disclaimer - The sound of midnight bells ringing is not good for the health - as Lorna Ayton (Eden) found out
[13:50 PM] Mr X. tried to uncover Peccata Mundy, with no success
[18:29 PM] Yella tries to scare Dr FEAR

Monday, 29 October

[11:00 AM] A host of people (Alicia Danks, Jayaveni Chedumbarum Pillay, Jennifer H. Berry, William Brooks and a shady figure) seek out Laurence Watson
[12:01 PM] Alicia Danks spotted William Brooks and thought about saying hello...
[17:34 PM] William Brooks takes some toast on a hunt, and covers it in Orlando de Lange (marmalade), but fails to get benny talbot
[18:17 PM] Ben Q. Weaver gives his inco neighbour a weapon and helps protect him against justice... naughty, naughty
[18:48 PM] The Umpire decides to thunderbolt people in person, and as The Duke pays quick visits to David H H Mack (Dr FEAR), David Newgas (C-Flakes) and Hugo H (J.S. Bach)
[20:00 PM] Agent Smith rids the world of Yuan Cao Zhang (Disclaimer)

Tuesday, 30 October

[00:01 AM] Benjamin Twigger (A speedy death to all who oppose), benny talbot (scarface), Bernhard Altaner (Lithium), Hunter Williams (Davin), Justin Frederick Drake (Random), Madeleine Gregory-Clarke (The Duke of Wessex), Maelle Zimmermann (fruitymyL), Matt Taylor (Dr Dre), Paul Morris (Paul 'the pimp') and Roisin Kiberd (Peccata Mundy) are thunderbolted from the game
[01:43 AM] Mr C King is indeed seeking Jacob (Jake) Samuel Corteen and The Duke of Cambridge
[18:45 PM] Xenoturbella brought down Shyam Sadeesh (bob)... can he fix it? No, he can't. He's dead.

Wednesday, 31 October

[13:03 PM] The Umpire saw some assassins today!

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