The Assassins' Guild: Lent 2007 Game Awards

For various achievements and entertainments, the following awards are presented:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:

Robert Crowston, stabbed by the irrepressible Michael Donaghy near lectures.

The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:

Philip Bielby, for killing an impressive 13 players.

The 'I Shot the Sheriff' Award for butchering cops:

Jacob Samuel Corteen killed a couple of young officers during one of his dastardly reigns.

The Mario Sainz-Martinez Award for cowwuption:

Jacob Samuel Corteen. If you possessed such a beard, you would. Wouldn't you?

The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:

Han-Ley Tang, who managed 8 days, 15 hours and 57 minutes.

The Jake Corteen Award for dying far too many times:

Jacob Samuel Corteen disappointed nobody.

The David Duffit Award for secrecy and deception:

Jennifer Helen Berry pulled off the old '"allied" with everyone' gag, and very effectively too.

The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act:

Amos Micah How discovered that (this time at least), Thomas Booth was dressed to kill.

The 'Ginger Cake' Award for the 'smoothest' kill:

John William Edward O'Brien pulled off a kill disguised as an evangelist.

The Reversed Burden of Johannes Award for unintentionally killing innocents:

Han-Ley Tang's judgement was as as lacking as his underwear.

The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:

Steve McCann, who was once again found guilty of generally being Steve McCann.

Also dodgy:

J Doe is suspected of holding top-secret training camps for a new generation of minions/godchildren.

Tom Booth and Richard Gibson both sent me some reports to confuse people.

The Brutus Award for best betrayal:

The 21st century is the era of the pre-emptive strike, and accordingly Caesar Philip Bielby decided to stamp out any potential conspirators.

The Concerned Citizen Award:

George Davies killed a couple of evil wanteds, including the dangerous Han-Ley Tang.

The Yellow Streak Award for running away:

Michael Patrick Wallace led the incobash on a tactical retreat, and managed one final glorious moment of cowardice in Seb Jefferies' toilet.

The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:

Richard Gibson amused everyone as MovieGeek2001.

also amusing:

Will we ever know what inspired Tom Booth to produce the word-perfect fanfic of HALDIR OF LORIEN?

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