The Assassins' Guild

[23 Jun, 17:33 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj removed all of Not a furry, honests limbs, before finally finishing the job

[23 Jun, 19:58 ] [Edit] Jacob Samuel Corteen HAHAHAHA OMG! WTF?, in one of the most unsporting events ever.

[23 Jun, 19:05 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Not a furry, honest, again.

New on Friday, 23 June

[23 Jun, 13:08 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed I'm afraid this is going to be an understandable mistake

[23 Jun, 13:16 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America

[23 Jun, 17:05 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234

[23 Jun, 16:22 ] [Edit] Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America killed Heavyness

[23 Jun, 16:20 ] [Edit] Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America killed alsuren

[23 Jun, 19:02 ] [Edit] Redd Cry would like to reassure Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, Not a furry, honest, The Simple Expedient and Jet Jaguar that they were popular, just never in during the week when Redd Cry called round

[23 Jun, 13:15 ] [Edit] SheilaMaf played Hearts upon Parker's Piece for the Style Award

[23 Jun, 13:30 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx

[23 Jun, 18:32 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was not in Kansas.

[23 Jun, 14:28 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy, Azzy and CF and Not a furry, honest had a furmeet in Twinity! (no animals were harmed in the making of this report)

[23 Jun, 12:43 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest gave Doc a proper goodbye

[21 Jun, 19:45 ] [Edit] The Great SPT Wars of 2006

[21 Jun, 12:05 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Taranaki

[23 Jun, 12:42 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown ambushed Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America, only to have his gun jam, leaving him defenceless to be taken out by the latter.

[23 Jun, 12:41 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

[23 Jun, 01:45 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. found Not a furry, honest

[22 Jun, 15:55 ] [Edit] Battle Of SPT 2!

[22 Jun, 15:30 ] [Edit] Phil Bielby and Simeon Bird encountered some non-players.

[23 Jun, 12:54 ] [Edit] David Smith and Phil Adsley resigned from the game

[23 Jun, 11:56 ] [Edit] Areas of Thomas Wootten's staircase may be out of bounds.

[22 Jun, 21:10 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF made a complete hash of getting rid of Underground Otter - eventually resorting to a raccoon to finish the job. CF and Azzy was there, but decided it was Azzy and CF's time to vore Underground Otter

New on Thursday, 22 June

[22 Jun, 23:10 ] [Edit] The Umpire ran around in the dark for a while

[21 Jun, 12:09 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest shot TheBigGayKremlin, but was too late for Taranaki

[22 Jun, 20:13 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234

[22 Jun, 12:10 ] [Edit] He's still TheBigGayKremlin? ZOMG! WTF?

[21 Jun, 20:20 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj ducked just enough to receive Not a furry, honest's Storm 600 in the face

[21 Jun, 18:15 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Me And My Fromage Frais

[21 Jun, 16:50 ] [Edit] Redd Cry killed Azzy and CF but CF and Azzy wouldn't come out to play

[20 Jun, 19:35 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot Doc

[22 Jun, 18:29 ] [Edit] The bounty onIrbaotaj and The Paedofinder General was changed

[22 Jun, 18:26 ] [Edit] The Dance Commander engaged in a dance-a-thon with Evil Atheist Conspiracy

[22 Jun, 12:45 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest got Irbaotaj nice and wet

[22 Jun, 00:37 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. waited for Not a furry, honest

[21 Jun, 21:30 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest visited I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something., but I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. had a wheelbarrow, although not a skipping rope.

[21 Jun, 19:50 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF performed a resurrection charge at The Paedofinder General, but died in the process

[21 Jun, 18:15 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed Underground Otter, after aquiring an item on ucam.adverts.giveaway from his next-door neighbour

[21 Jun, 16:00 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin

[21 Jun, 13:40 ] [Edit] You're Not a furry, honest? OMG! WTF?

[21 Jun, 12:30 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed de Murforte

[22 Jun, 17:00 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Not a furry, honest

[22 Jun, 15:54 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx

[22 Jun, 13:26 ] [Edit] Taranaki attempted to ambush The Dance Commander and The Paedofinder General in Fitz, but was somewhat outclassed in the water weapons area, and died to The Dance Commander

[22 Jun, 10:53 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest evaded DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx's weight

[21 Jun, 18:00 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray

[21 Jun, 12:45 ] [Edit] Manos, the Hands of Fate. killed Three Fat Women on a Trapeze

[20 Jun, 21:15 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot TheBigGayKremlin, after attempting to mutilate Jake

[20 Jun, 20:57 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin killed Three Fat Women on a Trapeze

[20 Jun, 19:35 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed SuperUnknown

[20 Jun, 18:35 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed SuperUnknown

[22 Jun, 15:50 ] [Edit] alsuren expanded to only 19.9 metres tall, but Jet Jaguar was too cunning for him.

[22 Jun, 14:00 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed The Brick

[22 Jun, 13:40 ] [Edit] Hopeless with timestamps left the window of his impenetrable bunker wide open to chat...Three Fat Women on a Trapeze took advantage of this

[22 Jun, 11:05 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF and Jet Jaguar performed a dance of death while CF and Azzy and The Dance Commander performed a dance of being less involved

[22 Jun, 08:55 ] [Edit] The Dance Commander was ambushed by a surprisingly keen (and bedder-scaring) Three Fat Women on a Trapeze

[21 Jun, 17:15 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze performed for The Pink Panther. Irbaotaj then administered a mercy killing.

[21 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy and Azzy and CF proved that The Dance Commander likes to take it from furry fagbois (sic)

[21 Jun, 10:36 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. opened his door. Not a furry, honest was there

[21 Jun, 00:25 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin

[19 Jun, 21:17 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Not a furry, honest

[21 Jun, 21:25 ] [Edit] black-tied de Murforte killed Tyrannosaurus X after he walked past Sidney May Ball Queue.

[21 Jun, 18:40 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot Doc

[21 Jun, 12:40 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze shot Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America who died of his injuries. But the Revolution lives on.

[21 Jun, 12:00 ] [Edit] Jet Jaguar reprogrammed himself to expand to twenty times his normal size to kill Twinkle Toes

[20 Jun, 22:15 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy and Azzy and CF paid a visit to the King's bar, King's bar, King's bar, where they found Underground Otter - any chance of jfa cakes inafstead of bourbons? Sainsbury's basics if possible...

[20 Jun, 16:05 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown caught Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray napping in his JCR.

[20 Jun, 16:05 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Philosophicles

[22 Jun, 11:30 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest om-nom-nom'd something. OMG! WTF?

[20 Jun, 21:08 ] [Edit] Me And My Fromage Frais killed a very despondent Hungry Man 234

[20 Jun, 20:45 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin killed Irbaotaj, apparently.

[20 Jun, 15:21 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest is a man, but was torn between Vengeance and Fashion when he faced The Dance Commander in black tie

[19 Jun, 18:35 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown located DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx and launched an attack, resulting in mutual annihilation.

[20 Jun, 20:50 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin killed Irbaotaj, apparently.

[22 Jun, 03:43 ] [Edit] Hopeless with timestamps stabbed someone carrying a water weapon

[22 Jun, 03:39 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray made a lame attempt on Carson of Milton Keynes.

[21 Jun, 23:00 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray accidentally cut several innocents' feet a bit

New on Wednesday, 21 June

[21 Jun, 16:40 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed TheBigGayKremlin, who was having a massage

[21 Jun, 16:50 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF went the way of many Bothans to draw out Taranaki

[20 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown shot Me And My Fromage Frais. Oooh, nasty!

[20 Jun, 16:05 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed The Manic Gerbil

[20 Jun, 10:12 ] [Edit] Carson of Milton Keynes. brutally exterminated The Brick

[19 Jun, 21:24 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot Three Fat Women on a Trapeze in the Jesus May ball queue

[19 Jun, 19:40 ] [Edit] Blood on Trinity Street! CF and Azzy, Azzy and CF, The Simple Expedient, The Pink Panther and Manos, the Hands of Fate. performed a dance of death while The Dance Commander watched, giggling.

[19 Jun, 12:10 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest took TheBigGayKremlin's bin, but Three Fat Women on a Trapeze still eluded him

[21 Jun, 13:50 ] [Edit] George Davies and Phil Bielby were very naughty boys

[21 Jun, 12:10 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin had a visitor

[20 Jun, 16:00 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Doc

[20 Jun, 14:57 ] [Edit] Man's God-given Genius was in The Moving Disaster Zone

[20 Jun, 14:24 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx

[20 Jun, 12:35 ] [Edit] Taranaki shot Manos, the Hands of Fate., and then double-killed with The Paedofinder General

[19 Jun, 17:47 ] [Edit] Fire in the disco! Fire in... Pembroke Street! The Dance Commander ordered some fun with Irbaotaj, Not a furry, honest and SuperUnknown

[19 Jun, 14:35 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray died by The Simple Expedient of not diving in the Cam

[19 Jun, 12:15 ] [Edit] Petmaf? No, Paedomaf!

[21 Jun, 12:23 ] [Edit] An anonymous bounty was placed on Phil Bielby

[21 Jun, 08:07 ] [Edit] The mighty Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America didn't quite kill Twinkle Toes ...

New on Tuesday, 20 June

[20 Jun, 20:39 ] [Edit] Taranaki de Murforte OMG! WTF?

[20 Jun, 21:10 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was not impressed with England's performance against Sweden

[20 Jun, 18:33 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed The Pink Panther.

[20 Jun, 12:15 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot de Murforte in the back

[20 Jun, 12:10 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot Tyrannosaurus X, who thought he was Wolverine from X-Men

[20 Jun, 06:22 ] [Edit] Faced with CF and Azzy, Irbaotaj and Azzy and CF, Not a furry, honest took Azzy and CF and a bystander with him

[20 Jun, 06:05 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest killed Hungry Man 234

[20 Jun, 05:26 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy spread the Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America across his death toast

[20 Jun, 00:20 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray despite the loss of an arm

[19 Jun, 18:10 ] [Edit] 'Richard Gibson? OMG! WTF?' said The Paedofinder General

[19 Jun, 14:10 ] [Edit] K killed Not a furry, honest, then DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx killed SuperUnknown, Irbaotaj, K

[20 Jun, 20:10 ] [Edit] Smeagol dead. Doc mutilated. OMG! WTF?

[20 Jun, 19:20 ] [Edit] Bobscratch Goldfarb disappointed quite a large posse, including Manos, the Hands of Fate. and his associates, 'cos he didn't have enough flashy watery gear

[20 Jun, 15:27 ] [Edit] The Simple Expedient was in The Moving Disaster Zone

[19 Jun, 18:15 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown formally dispatched I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. who, incidentally, was the one dressed to kill, as he was putting the finishing touches to his May Ball outfit. Dead on arrival, anyone?

[19 Jun, 17:15 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Hungry Hungry Hitman

[19 Jun, 12:42 ] [Edit] Carson of Milton Keynes. Unleashed the Hand upon Three Fat Women on a Trapeze while The Paedofinder General laughed maniacally in the background

[20 Jun, 16:50 ] [Edit] Bounties are offered for the heads of some players

[20 Jun, 11:01 ] [Edit] The Pink Panther impaled SuperUnknown from behind. In the middle of the road!

[19 Jun, 21:01 ] [Edit] The Dance Commander wanted to jive with Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, but Three Fat Women on a Trapeze wasn't having any of it

[19 Jun, 20:10 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin

[19 Jun, 19:21 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy fed Hungry Man 234 some cold water (and by cold we mean ambient temperature, and by water we mean rubber bands) - OM-NOM-NOM!

[19 Jun, 18:50 ] [Edit] Bobscratch Goldfarb mercilessly skinned An infinite number of monkeys

[19 Jun, 18:30 ] [Edit] de Murforte found Tyrannosaurus X door unlocked and acted appropriately

[19 Jun, 18:30 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown went hunting for DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx, but found K in the former's room, unarmed. Beggars can't be choosers.

[19 Jun, 18:10 ] [Edit] The Brick was most obliging for Carson of Milton Keynes.

[19 Jun, 17:40 ] [Edit] An infinite number of monkeys killed Heavyness

[19 Jun, 15:50 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General burned Cesy and Smeagol again

[19 Jun, 13:55 ] [Edit] Sheilamaf went to the store, to shoot all of Petmaf to start the war

[19 Jun, 00:05 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest killed Hungry Man 234

[20 Jun, 14:50 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest was ready to go off in The Dance Commander's ship, but like The Paedofinder General before him he wasn't in. The Paedofinder General was not in my base killing all my dudes either

[20 Jun, 14:50 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest

[20 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] Me And My Fromage Frais is particularly good at reporting events twice.

[19 Jun, 19:45 ] [Edit] CF and Azzy proved tigers>The Pink Panther

[19 Jun, 09:20 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj stopped running long enough for Not a furry, honest to kill him

New on Monday, 19 June

[19 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] An infinite number of monkeys committed homicide

[19 Jun, 18:03 ] [Edit] SuperUnknown went hunting for Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray, but was ambushed by the target, who narrowly missed, hitting Irbaotaj, who was sadly already deceased.

[18 Jun, 15:30 ] [Edit]

[18 Jun, 20:12 ] [Edit] zomg! CF and Azzy dealt the dirty to Irbaotaj and Not a furry, honest, but not before Not a furry, honest got rid of Azzy and CF...again... :(

[18 Jun, 16:48 ] [Edit] Bobscratch Goldfarb was cruelly silenced by OMG! WTF?

[19 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] An infinite number of monkeys committed homicide

[19 Jun, 18:00 ] [Edit] An infinite number of monkeys committed homicide

[19 Jun, 07:30 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin. (I would say, ''OMG! WTF?'' but we all know it's true)

[18 Jun, 22:00 ] [Edit] Death on the Dance Floor

[18 Jun, 19:45 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj covered Not a furry, honest as he killed Me And My Fromage Frais

[19 Jun, 12:15 ] [Edit] There are no innocents in the war on paedophilia

[18 Jun, 20:10 ] [Edit] Taranaki killed The Moving Disaster Zone with and RBG over the head of Richard Gibson

[18 Jun, 13:20 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Cesy

[19 Jun, 11:50 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj exchanged fire with Not a furry, honest

[18 Jun, 21:10 ] [Edit] OMG! WTF? mistook Taranaki for The Moving Disaster Zone whilst looking for de Murforte. Understandable, really.

[18 Jun, 21:02 ] [Edit] Tyrannosaurus X OMG! WTF?

[18 Jun, 19:55 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest returned the favour for Irbaotaj to get Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray

[18 Jun, 13:37 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze was as big and gay as people suggest, Improperly Killing The Dance Commander... In The Middle Of The Street!

[18 Jun, 19:15 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General burninated TheBigGayKremlin

[18 Jun, 19:00 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj killed The Pink Panther, but ended up with a bad case of limb loss.

[18 Jun, 18:48 ] [Edit] The Brick died by The Simple Expedient of several rubber bands in the chest

[18 Jun, 18:05 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj abandoned DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx to his fate at the hands of Not a furry, honest

[18 Jun, 17:11 ] [Edit] Taranaki bounced up to and stabbed a rather suprised Tyrannosaurus X

[18 Jun, 13:30 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj formally removed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx

[19 Jun, 07:20 ] [Edit] The Moving Disaster Zone had a fun morning

New on Sunday, 18 June

[18 Jun, 16:02 ] [Edit] An Evil Atheist Conspiracy? OMG! WTF?

[18 Jun, 20:00 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj added excitement to Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Rays sunbathing

[18 Jun, 19:28 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest shot someone who looked slightly like Nayeem Khan

[18 Jun, 16:12 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj was too eager to get Not a furry, honest wet, and ignored DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx's suggestions about his weaponry

[18 Jun, 16:02 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest shot the guy with the XP

[18 Jun, 15:20 ] [Edit] Richard Gibson ran away from Jacob Samuel Corteen very quickly indeed.

[18 Jun, 10:40 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest found out how lame DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx, TheBigGayKremlin, Irbaotaj, Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, Me And My Fromage Frais, OMG! WTF?, K and The Dance Commander's building are

[18 Jun, 15:53 ] [Edit] The Pink Panther didn't open the door to Matthew Garrett.

[18 Jun, 16:49 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest shot at someone cycling down Trinity Street with an XP

[18 Jun, 16:35 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest chased I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. towards Burrel's

[18 Jun, 15:24 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234

[18 Jun, 15:00 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF and CF and Azzy fed Hungry Man 234 some hot lead (and by lead we mean water, and by hot we mean cold) - OM-NOM-NOM

[18 Jun, 15:03 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General saw The Pink Panther. The Pink Panther ran away.

[18 Jun, 13:06 ] [Edit] Manos, the Hands of Fate. woke up in time to kill Not a furry, honest

[17 Jun, 19:58 ] [Edit] Me And My Fromage Frais killed Hungry Man 234

[17 Jun, 20:20 ] [Edit] OMG! WTF? K K K!

[18 Jun, 10:21 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Taranaki

[17 Jun, 10:40 ] [Edit] OMG! WTF? shamelessly slaughters An infinite number of monkeys in their sleep

[16 Jun, 20:02 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin

[18 Jun, 09:57 ] [Edit] Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was hungry

[18 Jun, 00:12 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest offered a bounty on OMG! WTF?

[17 Jun, 20:45 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest found someone had got to K first

[17 Jun, 18:45 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Irbaotaj

[17 Jun, 00:17 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General and Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray were confused by the autoumpire

[17 Jun, 18:35 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest was slower than Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray. Three Fat Women on a Trapeze wasn't.

New on Saturday, 17 June

[16 Jun, 21:09 ] [Edit] The Simple Expedient fell foul of Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray's Max-D 2000

[16 Jun, 22:20 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General killed There are those who call me..... Tim

[17 Jun, 22:23 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest tried to hide in TheBigGayKremlin's bin

[17 Jun, 02:45 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest surprised Hungry Man 234

[16 Jun, 21:10 ] [Edit] The Paedofinder General shot Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray a lot

[17 Jun, 13:58 ] [Edit] I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. confused Me And My Fromage Frais to death

[17 Jun, 14:00 ] [Edit] Pirates invaded the Cam!

[17 Jun, 08:20 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj dressed up as a tomato. The Pink Panther shot him, for being a boatie.

[17 Jun, 03:37 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

[17 Jun, 07:16 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest squirted prematurely at Irbaotaj

[16 Jun, 22:42 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest shot at Irbaotaj, while The Pink Panther mutilated K

[16 Jun, 23:20 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF made Irbaotaj run around a lot before getting him wet?

[17 Jun, 00:42 ] [Edit] Oops... did I shoot that civilian 4 times... silly me...

[16 Jun, 23:37 ] [Edit] Not a furry, honest went for the same target as Azzy and CF

[16 Jun, 21:30 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

[16 Jun, 20:36 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze (and three innocents) died by The Simple Expedient of indiscriminate CPSing

[16 Jun, 20:30 ] [Edit] Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Manos, the Hands of Fate.

[17 Jun, 00:00 ] [Edit] Stephen McCann resigned from the game.

New on Friday, 16 June

[16 Jun, 23:53 ] [Edit] Azzy and CF killed someone who may or may not have been using a Player's Internet!

[16 Jun, 22:35 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj welcomed K to the game

[16 Jun, 21:30 ] [Edit] Irbaotaj h4xx0r3d, ch34tz0rr3d, somehow killing DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx before he could do anything

[16 Jun, 20:56 ] [Edit] Someone knocked on Not a furry, honest's door

[16 Jun, 20:08 ] [Edit] Lurking...

[16 Jun, 20:02 ] [Edit] TheBigGayKremlin, Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, K, DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx and Irbaotaj were lame and not in when visited by Cesy, Not a furry, honest and Smeagol. TheBigGayKremlin was especially lame for leaving his door unlocked

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Saturday, 24 June