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Friday, 16 June
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20:02 ]
TheBigGayKremlin, Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, K, DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx and Irbaotaj were lame and not in when visited by Cesy, Not a furry, honest and Smeagol. TheBigGayKremlin was especially lame for leaving his door unlocked
[
20:30 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Manos, the Hands of Fate.
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20:36 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze (and three innocents) died by The Simple Expedient of indiscriminate CPSing
[
20:56 ]
Someone knocked on Not a furry, honest's door
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21:09 ]
The Simple Expedient fell foul of Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray's Max-D 2000
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21:10 ]
The Paedofinder General shot Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray a lot
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21:30 ]
Azzy and CF killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
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22:20 ]
The Paedofinder General killed There are those who call me..... Tim
[
22:35 ]
Irbaotaj welcomed K to the game
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22:42 ]
Not a furry, honest shot at Irbaotaj, while The Pink Panther mutilated K
[
23:20 ]
Azzy and CF made Irbaotaj run around a lot before getting him wet?
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23:37 ]
Not a furry, honest went for the same target as Azzy and CF
[
23:53 ]
Azzy and CF killed someone who may or may not have been using a Player's Internet!
Saturday, 17 June
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00:00 ]
Stephen McCann resigned from the game.
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00:17 ]
The Paedofinder General and Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray were confused by the autoumpire
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00:42 ]
Oops... did I shoot that civilian 4 times... silly me...
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02:45 ]
Not a furry, honest surprised Hungry Man 234
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03:37 ]
Not a furry, honest killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
[
07:16 ]
Not a furry, honest squirted prematurely at Irbaotaj
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08:20 ]
Irbaotaj dressed up as a tomato. The Pink Panther shot him, for being a boatie.
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10:40 ]
OMG! WTF? shamelessly slaughters An infinite number of monkeys in their sleep
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13:58 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. confused Me And My Fromage Frais to death
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14:00 ]
Pirates invaded the Cam!
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18:35 ]
Not a furry, honest was slower than Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray. Three Fat Women on a Trapeze wasn't.
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18:45 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Irbaotaj
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19:58 ]
Me And My Fromage Frais killed Hungry Man 234
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20:20 ]
OMG! WTF? K K K!
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20:45 ]
Not a furry, honest found someone had got to K first
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22:23 ]
Not a furry, honest tried to hide in TheBigGayKremlin's bin
Sunday, 18 June
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00:12 ]
Not a furry, honest offered a bounty on OMG! WTF?
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09:57 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was hungry
[
10:21 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Taranaki
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10:40 ]
Not a furry, honest found out how lame DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx, TheBigGayKremlin, Irbaotaj, Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, Me And My Fromage Frais, OMG! WTF?, K and The Dance Commander's building are
[
13:06 ]
Manos, the Hands of Fate. woke up in time to kill Not a furry, honest
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13:20 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Cesy
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13:30 ]
Irbaotaj formally removed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx
[
13:37 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze was as big and gay as people suggest, Improperly Killing The Dance Commander... In The Middle Of The Street!
[
15:00 ]
Azzy and CF and CF and Azzy fed Hungry Man 234 some hot lead (and by lead we mean water, and by hot we mean cold) - OM-NOM-NOM
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15:03 ]
The Paedofinder General saw The Pink Panther. The Pink Panther ran away.
[
15:20 ]
Richard Gibson ran away from Jacob Samuel Corteen very quickly indeed.
[
15:24 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234
[
15:53 ]
The Pink Panther didn't open the door to Matthew Garrett.
[
16:02 ]
An Evil Atheist Conspiracy? OMG! WTF?
[
16:12 ]
Irbaotaj was too eager to get Not a furry, honest wet, and ignored DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx's suggestions about his weaponry
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16:35 ]
Not a furry, honest chased I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. towards Burrel's
[
16:48 ]
Bobscratch Goldfarb was cruelly silenced by OMG! WTF?
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16:49 ]
Not a furry, honest shot at someone cycling down Trinity Street with an XP
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17:11 ]
Taranaki bounced up to and stabbed a rather suprised Tyrannosaurus X
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18:05 ]
Irbaotaj abandoned DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx to his fate at the hands of Not a furry, honest
[
18:48 ]
The Brick died by The Simple Expedient of several rubber bands in the chest
[
19:00 ]
Irbaotaj killed The Pink Panther, but ended up with a bad case of limb loss.
[
19:15 ]
The Paedofinder General burninated TheBigGayKremlin
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19:28 ]
Not a furry, honest shot someone who looked slightly like Nayeem Khan
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19:45 ]
Irbaotaj covered Not a furry, honest as he killed Me And My Fromage Frais
[
19:55 ]
Not a furry, honest returned the favour for Irbaotaj to get Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray
[
20:00 ]
Irbaotaj added excitement to Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Rays sunbathing
[
20:10 ]
Taranaki killed The Moving Disaster Zone with and RBG over the head of Richard Gibson
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20:12 ]
zomg! CF and Azzy dealt the dirty to Irbaotaj and Not a furry, honest, but not before Not a furry, honest got rid of Azzy and CF...again... :(
[
21:02 ]
Tyrannosaurus X OMG! WTF?
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21:10 ]
OMG! WTF? mistook Taranaki for The Moving Disaster Zone whilst looking for de Murforte. Understandable, really.
[
22:00 ]
Death on the Dance Floor
Monday, 19 June
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00:05 ]
Not a furry, honest killed Hungry Man 234
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07:20 ]
The Moving Disaster Zone had a fun morning
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07:30 ]
TheBigGayKremlin. (I would say, ''OMG! WTF?'' but we all know it's true)
[
09:20 ]
Irbaotaj stopped running long enough for Not a furry, honest to kill him
[
11:50 ]
Irbaotaj exchanged fire with Not a furry, honest
[
12:10 ]
Not a furry, honest took TheBigGayKremlin's bin, but Three Fat Women on a Trapeze still eluded him
[
12:15 ]
Petmaf? No, Paedomaf!
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12:15 ]
There are no innocents in the war on paedophilia
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12:42 ]
Carson of Milton Keynes. Unleashed the Hand upon Three Fat Women on a Trapeze while The Paedofinder General laughed maniacally in the background
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13:55 ]
Sheilamaf went to the store, to shoot all of Petmaf to start the war
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14:10 ]
K killed Not a furry, honest, then DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx killed SuperUnknown, Irbaotaj, K
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14:35 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray died by The Simple Expedient of not diving in the Cam
[
15:00 ]
An infinite number of monkeys committed homicide
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15:50 ]
The Paedofinder General burned Cesy and Smeagol again
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17:15 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Hungry Hungry Hitman
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17:40 ]
An infinite number of monkeys killed Heavyness
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17:47 ]
Fire in the disco! Fire in... Pembroke Street! The Dance Commander ordered some fun with Irbaotaj, Not a furry, honest and SuperUnknown
[
18:00 ]
An infinite number of monkeys committed homicide
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18:03 ]
SuperUnknown went hunting for Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray, but was ambushed by the target, who narrowly missed, hitting Irbaotaj, who was sadly already deceased.
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18:10 ]
The Brick was most obliging for Carson of Milton Keynes.
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18:10 ]
'Richard Gibson? OMG! WTF?' said The Paedofinder General
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18:15 ]
SuperUnknown formally dispatched I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. who, incidentally, was the one dressed to kill, as he was putting the finishing touches to his May Ball outfit. Dead on arrival, anyone?
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18:30 ]
SuperUnknown went hunting for DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx, but found K in the former's room, unarmed. Beggars can't be choosers.
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18:30 ]
de Murforte found Tyrannosaurus X door unlocked and acted appropriately
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18:35 ]
SuperUnknown located DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx and launched an attack, resulting in mutual annihilation.
[
18:50 ]
Bobscratch Goldfarb mercilessly skinned An infinite number of monkeys
[
19:21 ]
CF and Azzy fed Hungry Man 234 some cold water (and by cold we mean ambient temperature, and by water we mean rubber bands) - OM-NOM-NOM!
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19:40 ]
Blood on Trinity Street! CF and Azzy, Azzy and CF, The Simple Expedient, The Pink Panther and Manos, the Hands of Fate. performed a dance of death while The Dance Commander watched, giggling.
[
19:45 ]
CF and Azzy proved tigers>The Pink Panther
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20:10 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin
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21:01 ]
The Dance Commander wanted to jive with Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, but Three Fat Women on a Trapeze wasn't having any of it
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21:17 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Not a furry, honest
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21:24 ]
The Paedofinder General shot Three Fat Women on a Trapeze in the Jesus May ball queue
Tuesday, 20 June
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00:20 ]
The Paedofinder General killed Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray despite the loss of an arm
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05:26 ]
CF and Azzy spread the Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America across his death toast
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06:05 ]
Not a furry, honest killed Hungry Man 234
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06:22 ]
Faced with CF and Azzy, Irbaotaj and Azzy and CF, Not a furry, honest took Azzy and CF and a bystander with him
[
10:12 ]
Carson of Milton Keynes. brutally exterminated The Brick
[
11:01 ]
The Pink Panther impaled SuperUnknown from behind. In the middle of the road!
[
12:10 ]
The Paedofinder General shot Tyrannosaurus X, who thought he was Wolverine from X-Men
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12:15 ]
The Paedofinder General shot de Murforte in the back
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12:35 ]
Taranaki shot Manos, the Hands of Fate., and then double-killed with The Paedofinder General
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14:24 ]
Irbaotaj killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx
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14:50 ]
Not a furry, honest
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14:57 ]
Man's God-given Genius was in The Moving Disaster Zone
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15:00 ]
Me And My Fromage Frais is particularly good at reporting events twice.
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15:00 ]
SuperUnknown shot Me And My Fromage Frais. Oooh, nasty!
[
15:21 ]
Not a furry, honest is a man, but was torn between Vengeance and Fashion when he faced The Dance Commander in black tie
[
15:27 ]
The Simple Expedient was in The Moving Disaster Zone
[
16:00 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Doc
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16:05 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed The Manic Gerbil
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16:05 ]
SuperUnknown caught Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray napping in his JCR.
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16:50 ]
Bounties are offered for the heads of some players
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18:33 ]
The Paedofinder General killed The Pink Panther.
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18:35 ]
The Paedofinder General killed SuperUnknown
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19:20 ]
Bobscratch Goldfarb disappointed quite a large posse, including Manos, the Hands of Fate. and his associates, 'cos he didn't have enough flashy watery gear
[
19:35 ]
The Paedofinder General shot Doc
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19:35 ]
The Paedofinder General killed SuperUnknown
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20:10 ]
Smeagol dead. Doc mutilated. OMG! WTF?
[
20:39 ]
Taranaki de Murforte OMG! WTF?
[
20:45 ]
TheBigGayKremlin killed Irbaotaj, apparently.
[
20:50 ]
TheBigGayKremlin killed Irbaotaj, apparently.
[
20:57 ]
TheBigGayKremlin killed Three Fat Women on a Trapeze
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21:08 ]
Me And My Fromage Frais killed a very despondent Hungry Man 234
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21:10 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was not impressed with England's performance against Sweden
[
21:15 ]
The Paedofinder General shot TheBigGayKremlin, after attempting to mutilate Jake
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22:15 ]
CF and Azzy and Azzy and CF paid a visit to the King's bar, King's bar, King's bar, where they found Underground Otter - any chance of jfa cakes inafstead of bourbons? Sainsbury's basics if possible...
Wednesday, 21 June
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00:25 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin
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08:07 ]
The mighty Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America didn't quite kill Twinkle Toes ...
[
10:36 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. opened his door. Not a furry, honest was there
[
12:00 ]
Jet Jaguar reprogrammed himself to expand to twenty times his normal size to kill Twinkle Toes
[
12:05 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Taranaki
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12:09 ]
Not a furry, honest shot TheBigGayKremlin, but was too late for Taranaki
[
12:10 ]
TheBigGayKremlin had a visitor
[
12:23 ]
An anonymous bounty was placed on Phil Bielby
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12:30 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed de Murforte
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12:40 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze shot Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America who died of his injuries. But the Revolution lives on.
[
12:45 ]
Manos, the Hands of Fate. killed Three Fat Women on a Trapeze
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13:40 ]
You're Not a furry, honest? OMG! WTF?
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13:50 ]
George Davies and Phil Bielby were very naughty boys
[
15:00 ]
CF and Azzy and Azzy and CF proved that The Dance Commander likes to take it from furry fagbois (sic)
[
16:00 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed TheBigGayKremlin
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16:40 ]
The Paedofinder General killed TheBigGayKremlin, who was having a massage
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16:50 ]
Redd Cry killed Azzy and CF but CF and Azzy wouldn't come out to play
[
16:50 ]
Azzy and CF went the way of many Bothans to draw out Taranaki
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17:15 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze performed for The Pink Panther. Irbaotaj then administered a mercy killing.
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18:00 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray
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18:15 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Me And My Fromage Frais
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18:15 ]
The Paedofinder General killed Underground Otter, after aquiring an item on ucam.adverts.giveaway from his next-door neighbour
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18:40 ]
The Paedofinder General shot Doc
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19:45 ]
The Great SPT Wars of 2006
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19:50 ]
Azzy and CF performed a resurrection charge at The Paedofinder General, but died in the process
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20:20 ]
Irbaotaj ducked just enough to receive Not a furry, honest's Storm 600 in the face
[
21:25 ]
black-tied de Murforte killed Tyrannosaurus X after he walked past Sidney May Ball Queue.
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21:30 ]
Not a furry, honest visited I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something., but I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. had a wheelbarrow, although not a skipping rope.
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23:00 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray accidentally cut several innocents' feet a bit
Thursday, 22 June
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00:37 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. waited for Not a furry, honest
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03:39 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray made a lame attempt on Carson of Milton Keynes.
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03:43 ]
Hopeless with timestamps stabbed someone carrying a water weapon
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08:55 ]
The Dance Commander was ambushed by a surprisingly keen (and bedder-scaring) Three Fat Women on a Trapeze
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10:53 ]
Not a furry, honest evaded DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx's weight
[
11:05 ]
Azzy and CF and Jet Jaguar performed a dance of death while CF and Azzy and The Dance Commander performed a dance of being less involved
[
11:30 ]
Not a furry, honest om-nom-nom'd something. OMG! WTF?
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12:10 ]
He's still TheBigGayKremlin? ZOMG! WTF?
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12:45 ]
Not a furry, honest got Irbaotaj nice and wet
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13:26 ]
Taranaki attempted to ambush The Dance Commander and The Paedofinder General in Fitz, but was somewhat outclassed in the water weapons area, and died to The Dance Commander
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13:40 ]
Hopeless with timestamps left the window of his impenetrable bunker wide open to chat...Three Fat Women on a Trapeze took advantage of this
[
14:00 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed The Brick
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15:30 ]
Phil Bielby and Simeon Bird encountered some non-players.
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15:50 ]
alsuren expanded to only 19.9 metres tall, but Jet Jaguar was too cunning for him.
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15:54 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx
[
15:55 ]
Battle Of SPT 2!
[
17:00 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Not a furry, honest
[
18:26 ]
The Dance Commander engaged in a dance-a-thon with Evil Atheist Conspiracy
[
18:29 ]
The bounty onIrbaotaj and The Paedofinder General was changed
[
20:13 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234
[
21:10 ]
Azzy and CF made a complete hash of getting rid of Underground Otter - eventually resorting to a raccoon to finish the job. CF and Azzy was there, but decided it was Azzy and CF's time to vore Underground Otter
[
23:10 ]
The Umpire ran around in the dark for a while
Friday, 23 June
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01:45 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. found Not a furry, honest
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11:56 ]
Areas of Thomas Wootten's staircase may be out of bounds.
[
12:41 ]
Not a furry, honest killed I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
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12:42 ]
SuperUnknown ambushed Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America, only to have his gun jam, leaving him defenceless to be taken out by the latter.
[
12:43 ]
Not a furry, honest gave Doc a proper goodbye
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12:54 ]
David Smith and Phil Adsley resigned from the game
[
13:08 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed I'm afraid this is going to be an understandable mistake
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13:15 ]
SheilaMaf played Hearts upon Parker's Piece for the Style Award
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13:16 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America
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13:30 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed DarkLordFlatulenceZOMGLOLm4dpwnijsk1llz0rzLaserGunPewPewPewPewROFLCOPTERr0xx
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14:28 ]
CF and Azzy, Azzy and CF and Not a furry, honest had a furmeet in Twinity! (no animals were harmed in the making of this report)
[
16:20 ]
Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America killed alsuren
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16:22 ]
Supreme Generalissimo of the Buffer Continent of South America killed Heavyness
[
17:05 ]
I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. killed Hungry Man 234
[
17:33 ]
Irbaotaj removed all of Not a furry, honests limbs, before finally finishing the job
[
18:32 ]
Mike Zero Foxtrot Foxtrot X-Ray was not in Kansas.
[
19:02 ]
Redd Cry would like to reassure Three Fat Women on a Trapeze, Not a furry, honest, The Simple Expedient and Jet Jaguar that they were popular, just never in during the week when Redd Cry called round
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19:05 ]
Three Fat Women on a Trapeze killed Not a furry, honest, again.
[
19:58 ]
Jacob Samuel Corteen HAHAHAHA OMG! WTF?, in one of the most unsporting events ever.
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