This is the List of wanted players.
Police who have succumbed....
Rank | Real Name | Pseudonym | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Crime | Notes |
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Extremely Petty Officer | David Smith | Mack the Knife | Room 12, 3 St. Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | Aiding and abetting an English student. | |
Constable | Louis Jagger | Is this a Jagger I see before me? | Room 5, House 6, St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | Full Water | Because he *is* corrupt. | Assassins should be wary that I will write them an extremely narky (if beautifully realised) poem on the official website if they so much as dare take my life. You have been warned. |
"Special" Constable | Jenny Scott-Thompson | Frances II | Rooms 7&7A , 2 St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | Aiding and abetting an English student. |
Inevitably, this happens....
Name | Pseudonym | Crime |
---|---|---|
Blaise Martay | Eejit | Shooting an Innocent lots |
Charlotte Heron | The Ever-Rotating Washing Machine of Fate. Watch as your lives spin into mindless oblivion, around and around, getting cleaner as they go... *Insert £1.20 here* | Killing an Innocent for paying too much attention to her. |
Philip Bielby | Simultaneous jugulation and defenestration of licit targets causes persistant blood stains AKA ]:)|-< ]:)-/-< ]:)--< ]:)-|-< | Killing lots of ickle Police Officers |
Tom Booth | Cool Kids Can't Die. AKA Stormtrooper in Stilettos AKA Revered Ornithologist AKA Cambridge's Most Wanted AKA | Shooting Police |
Johannes Nordstrom | The Most Incompetent Incompetent | Shooting Michael Richards and someone who was not Janet Scott. |
Samuel Laurens Borin | Grant Jackson | Incorrectly labelling a poisoned letter. |
Louis Jagger | Rhododendron AKA Robert Winston, Menzies Campbell and Florence Nightingale in a Pedalo chanting TV out of their honeyed Behinds | Shooting someone in a long, black coat. |
Charles Curry | Dave from Manor Farm | Trying to kill an Innocent (and failing). Then trying to kill the Chief of Police (and succeeding). |
Nick Plummer | Kong My Whopper AKA T-Rex | Killing another Innocent |
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