The Assassins' Guild - Stats
The Assassins' Guild - Stats| Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Michael Wallace | the beta monster | 1 | 6 |
| 2 | Sarah Donnelly | The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge | 3 | 5 |
| 3 | Ross Edmondson | Roboraptor AKA Outnumbered but never outgunned | 1 | 19 |
| 4 | Tom Booth | Cool Kids Can't Die. AKA Stormtrooper in Stilettos AKA Revered Ornithologist AKA Cambridge's Most Wanted | 11 | 18 |
| 5 | Michael Leal | Bishop Colenso | 1 | 2 |
| 6 | Alexey Pokrovskiy | Plz_d0nt_Ki11_m3_I_Hav3_Fami1y Also AKA Jack Daniel | 2 | 2 |
| 7 | Ellen Turnbull | PoisonMelon | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Philippa Cox | Hilda von Einem | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | George Davies | A big issue salesman | 1 | 1 |
| 10 | Chris Korek | Tipton | 1 | 2 |
| 11 | Louis Jagger | Rhododendron AKA Robert Winston, Menzies Campbell and Florence Nightingale in a Pedalo chanting TV out of their honeyed Behinds | 2 | 4 |
| 12 | Serena Allery | Kamchatcha | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | Stephen Chester | Where's my target? | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | Stephen McCann | The Boogeyman | 2 | 5 |
| 15 | Martin Lester | Mister Lolipedo | 2 | 9 |
| 16 | Blaise Martay | Eejit | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | Jamie Horder | Bozo, Chief Clown at the Circus of DEATH! | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Alex Labram | Unaussprechlichen AKA Dance Dance Revelation | 2 | 2 |
| 19 | Philip Bielby | Simultaneous jugulation and defenestration of licit targets causes persistant blood stains AKA ]:)|-< ]:)-/-< ]:)--< ]:)-|-< | 3 | 3 |
| 19 | Nick Plummer | Kong My Whopper AKA T-Rex | 4 | 4 |
| 21 | Johannes Nordstrom | The Most Incompetent Incompetent | 1 | 2 |
| 22 | Samuel Laurens Borin | Grant Jackson | 1 | 1 |
| 23 | Jessica Allen | Heidi | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | Stephen Mounsey | that freaky kid from lost | 1 | 1 |
| 25 | Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski | Doctor Which | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | Gabriel Wu Shiguang | Infinite Entropy | 0 | 0 |
| 27 | Robin Message | Nihil tam absurdum dici potest ut non dicatur a philosopho. | 0 | 0 |
| 28 | Michael Conterio | Tyrion Lannister | 1 | 1 |
| 29 | Thomas de Rivaz | A dead assassin | 1 | 1 |
| 30 | Jessica Porter | Will Parry AKA Yoda | 2 | 2 |
| 31 | Talan Le Geyt | The Devil's Butler | 0 | 0 |
| 32 | Charlotte Heron | The Ever-Rotating Washing Machine of Fate. Watch as your lives spin into mindless oblivion, around and around, getting cleaner as they go... *Insert £1.20 here* | 2 | 2 |
| 33 | Thomas Fitch | Brak | 0 | 0 |
| 34 | James Paul Fisher | The Rotherham Ripper | 0 | 0 |
| 35 | Christopher Doman | Lambrini Girl | 0 | 0 |
| 36 | Jamie Brandon | Boris the blade | 0 | 0 |
| 37 | Adam Hall | ‹‰›™žÂž†™›Â• –‰“›ž†ƒ– | 0 | 0 |
| 38 | Tom Wootten | static void precalculate_rotation (fractal_context * c) { c->sin = sin ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); c->cos = cos ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); } | 1 | 2 |
| 39 | Lia Victoria Louise Chappell | The Killer Orange | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Lucy Stephenson | A Bunch Of Randy Werewolves | 0 | 0 |
| 41 | Janet Scott | Teppic | 1 | 1 |
| 42 | Amos Micah How | Lady Cynthia Myrtebanks-Smythe | 0 | 0 |
| 43 | James O'Driscoll | Foul Ole Ron | 2 | 2 |
| 44 | Charles Curry | Dave from Manor Farm | 0 | 0 |
| 45 | Jiaxiang Yue | Drunken Master | 0 | 0 |
| 46 | Martin Smith | DJ Death | 0 | 0 |
| 47 | Stuart Cuthbertson | El Felpudo | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | Richard Kirkdale | I am Jack's smirking revenge | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | David Smith | The Orangeman | 0 | 0 |
| 50 | Yong Hoong Yuen Kenneith | yeoth king | 0 | 0 |
| 51 | Jacob Samuel Corteen | The Caretaker | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | Mickhaiel Barrow | Doctor Doom | 0 | 0 |
| 53 | Steven Ortega | License_to_Kill | 0 | 0 |
| 54 | Madeline Baker | Isabel Archer | 0 | 0 |
| 55 | Andrew Clyde | Randy Mandy | 0 | 0 |
| 56 | David Jordan | Steven Remis | 0 | 0 |
| 57 | Aidan Robison | Asa-san | 0 | 0 |
| 58 | Adam Rowell | Gorbaz | 0 | 0 |
| 59 | Chris Smowton | Sir (Zombie) Humphrey | 0 | 0 |
| 60 | Richard Peter Charles Manns | The Kitty of Destiny | 0 | 0 |
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