Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chief of Police | ]:D-/-< | Philip Bielby | pmb45 | Room 1, 5 Mortimer Road | Gonville and Caius College | No Water | The capital of France is Paris. |
Constable | An Agent of Posterity | Tim Bartram | tdb37 | 47Q | Churchill College | No Water | |
"Special" Constable | The Storyteller | Charles Curry | chac3 | B03 | Fitzwilliam College | Full Water | I was going to warn my prospective assassins of my exceptional coolness, but I've just noticed that the rules say that, "Anyone found to have supplied false or misleading details to the Umpire will be disqualified." |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Chief of Police | She Who Must Be Obeyed | Felicity Boyce | New Hall |
Chief of Police | Avatar of an AutoUmpire | Adam Baird Fraser | Christ's College |
Chief of Police | Aesahaettr | Gordon Ball | King's College |
Constable | Frances | Jenny Scott-Thompson | Peterhouse |
Assistant Chief and Director of Tactical Retreats | Cambridge Underground | Paul Fox | Jesus College |
Constable | The Red Peril | Thomas Branton | Clare College |
Constable | Teppic | Janet Scott | Trinity Hall |
Constable | The Kremlin | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam College |
Constable | Reginald Shoe | Talan Le Geyt | St John's College |
Constable | RTFQ | Tom Wootten | Trinity Hall |
Constable | Boz | Samuel Laurens Borin | Downing College |
Constable | unaussprechlichen | Alex Labram | Christ's College |
Constable | Ultimate Destiny | Jamie Horder | Gonville and Caius College |
Constable | The Rotherham Ripper II | James Paul Fisher | Fitzwilliam College |
Constable | that freaky kid from lost | Stephen Mounsey | Homerton College |
Constable | rred | Stephen Williams | Trinity Hall |
"Special" Constable | The Security Services | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam College |
Very Special Constable | The Security Services III | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam College |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Constable | Masseter | Richard Kirkdale | Peterhouse | Aiding and abetting an English student. |
Constable | Philosophicles | Stuart Cuthbertson | Peterhouse | Aiding and abetting an English student. |
Constable | The Duck Man | James O'Driscoll | Trinity College | being a naughty boy |
Constable | Sherlock Ohms | Charles Curry | Fitzwilliam College | Making the Umpire wet and generally being a naughty boy. |
Constable | Major Dennis Bloodnok, late of the Third Disgusting Fusiliers | Simeon Bird | Pembroke | Listening to the voices inside his hat. |
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