This is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tim Bartram | 47Q | Churchill College | No Water | Constable | An Agent of Posterity | |
Charles Curry | B03 | Fitzwilliam College | Full Water | "Special" Constable | The Storyteller | I was going to warn my prospective assassins of my exceptional coolness, but I've just noticed that the rules say that, "Anyone found to have supplied false or misleading details to the Umpire will be disqualified." |
Louis Jagger | Room 5, House 6, St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | Full Water | Constable | Is this a Jagger I see before me? | Assassins should be wary that I will write them an extremely narky (if beautifully realised) poem on the official website if they so much as dare take my life. You have been warned. |
Jenny Scott-Thompson | Rooms 7&7A , 2 St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | "Special" Constable | Frances II | |
David Smith | Room 12, 3 St. Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | Extremely Petty Officer | Mack the Knife |
And this is a list of corpses:
Name | College | Pseudonym |
---|---|---|
Blaise Martay | Trinity College | Eejit |
Jamie Brandon | Robinson College | Boris the blade |
Gabriel Wu Shiguang | Hughes Hall | Infinite Entropy |
Ellen Turnbull | Corpus Christi College | PoisonMelon |
Jessica Allen | Emmanuel College | Heidi |
Alexey Pokrovskiy | Girton College | Plz_d0nt_Ki11_m3_I_Hav3_Fami1y Also AKA Jack Daniel |
Chris Korek | Pembroke College | Tipton |
Thomas Fitch | Girton College | Brak |
Christopher Doman | Fitzwilliam College | Lambrini Girl |
Michael Leal | King's College | Bishop Colenso |
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