The Assassins' Guild

[2 Mar, 19:50 ] Ross Edmondson (Roboraptor AKA Outnumbered but never outgunned) was removed from the Game.

[6 Mar, 09:00 ] Michael Wallace lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[7 Mar, 08:50 ] And so it ends...

New on Monday, 6 March

[2 Mar, 17:15 ] Roboraptor, Roboraptor, Roboraptor, Roboraptor etc.

[2 Mar, 20:05 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge held a party at Michael Wallace's room.

[2 Mar, 21:30 ] ]:D-/-< didn't think Stephen Williams was needed any more.

New on Friday, 3 March

[2 Mar, 14:50 ] the beta monster wanted The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge again.

New on Thursday, 2 March

[26 Feb, 20:30 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge wanted Michael Wallace to come out and play.

[26 Feb, 20:00 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge looked for Ross Edmondson, then posted a bounty instead.

[26 Feb, 13:04 ] David Smith complained about the lack of recent police activity.

[25 Feb, 18:25 ] Tom Booth spent the best part of 2 hours staking out Ross Edmondson.

[25 Feb, 19:50 ] Roboraptor killed Tom Booth (Cool Kids Can't Die. AKA Stormtrooper in Stilettos AKA Revered Ornithologist AKA Cambridge's Most Wanted AKA ).

[25 Feb, 16:00 ] Roboraptor ran away from Michael Wallace.

[28 Feb, 12:15 ] the beta monster was disappointed in Ross Edmondson.

[1 Mar, 20:00 ] Roboraptor found that The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge was out.

[28 Feb, 19:40 ] ]:D-/-< is still after those naughty Corrupt people.

[25 Feb, 18:45 ] Tom Booth shot Roboraptor's girlfriend.

[24 Feb, 19:00 ] Tom Booth was in a strop because of The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge.

New on Wednesday, 1 March

[25 Feb, 16:00 ] An Agent of Posterity confirmed receipt of Tom Booth's letter.

[28 Feb, 19:50 ] Roboraptor wanted pleasure from Michael Wallace.

New on Sunday, 26 February

[25 Feb, 13:30 ] Roboraptor waited for Tom Booth.

[20 Feb, 13:40 ] An Agent of Posterity failed to deploy his potato against Tom Booth.

[24 Feb, 22:00 ] An Agent of Posterity was waiting for Tom Booth.

[24 Feb, 21:00 ] the beta monster spent a while looking for The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge.

[12 Feb, 16:50 ] G.I. Bob lurked for Ross Edmondson.

New on Friday, 24 February

[21 Feb, 22:20 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge wanted to teach Ross Edmondson a lesson. Kinky.

[19 Feb, 18:30 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge couldn't find (or spell) Alexey Pokrovskiy.

[24 Feb, 04:52 ] Is this a Jagger I see before me? placed a bounty on himself.

[23 Feb, 22:00 ] Simeon Bird isn't any longer. ]:D-/-<

[23 Feb, 01:23 ] The Storyteller tired of The Rotherham Ripper II.

[23 Feb, 17:45 ] Tom Booth ended his perpetual quest for Reginald Shoe.

[23 Feb, 22:05 ] ]:D-/-< wished Uncle Alex Labram all the best.

[23 Feb, 22:15 ] ]:D-/-< was excited by Tom Booth's poisoned letter.

[23 Feb, 12:35 ] Simeon Bird is.

[23 Feb, 21:05 ] the beta monster wanted to meet Ross Edmondson.

[23 Feb, 17:40 ] Vera Lynn please said hello to Michael Leal (Bishop Colenso).

[23 Feb, 10:00 ] Alexey Pokrovskiy (Plz_d0nt_Ki11_m3_I_Hav3_Fami1y Also AKA Jack Daniel) got taught The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge.

New on Thursday, 23 February

[22 Feb, 18:30 ] Tom Booth didn't think Ross Edmondson was a very approachable person.

[21 Feb, 22:35 ] Tom Booth finally devoured Ellen Turnbull (PoisonMelon).

[20 Feb, 18:00 ] Tom Booth was still looking for Ellen Turnbull.

[20 Feb, 17:00 ] Tom Booth removed Philippa Cox (Hilda von Einem).

[20 Feb, 13:00 ] Tom Booth killed The Security Services III (again).

[17 Feb, 23:00 ] ]:D-/-<, An Agent of Posterity and The Storyteller were disappointed by Tom Booth.

[17 Feb, 18:25 ] Tom Booth killed George Davies (A big issue salesman). Read all about it!

[17 Feb, 17:30 ] Tom Booth inspected Ross Edmondson's bathroom facilities.

[17 Feb, 16:00 ] Dalriada and Tom Booth attacked The Storyteller and then inexplicably ran away.

[17 Feb, 15:30 ] Tom Booth killed one of Reginald Shoe's friends.

[22 Feb, 13:20 ] Roboraptor made a lengthy lurk for Alexey Pokrovskiy.

New on Wednesday, 22 February

[19 Feb, 21:00 ] ]:D-/-<, Major Dennis Bloodnok, late of the Third Disgusting Fusiliers, Half Pint Posted, The Security Services III and The Storyteller successfully failed successively to kill Alex Labram, Ellen Turnbull and Tom Booth.

[17 Feb, 10:55 ] RTFQ was glad that Tom Booth got around to killing him.

[21 Feb, 13:00 ] Sarah Donnelly also wanted to meet Ellen Turnbull. Isn't she a lucky girl?

[20 Feb, 12:30 ] the beta monster looked for Ellen Turnbull and Hilda von Einem.

[21 Feb, 13:20 ] Ellen Turnbull defused Tom Booth's 'special' letter.

[21 Feb, 10:45 ] David Smith looked for Ellen Turnbull.

[20 Feb, 12:10 ] Michael Wallace didn't get to make witty 4chan references at Alexey Pokrovskiy.

[18 Feb, 21:45 ] Tom Booth shot that freaky kid from lost.

[19 Feb, 13:50 ] Is this a Jagger I see before me?'s interaction with Ellen Turnbull was a resounding success.

[19 Feb, 01:50 ] The Evil Wanted, Tom Booth, did evil, wanted-like things to Hilda von Einem.

[18 Feb, 20:51 ] Nick Plummer had a fun evening.

[18 Feb, 11:10 ] The Security Services III lurked for David Smith and Jenny Scott-Thompson.

New on Sunday, 19 February

[15 Feb, 19:15 ] RTFQ wrote us a pictorial treatise on the interior decor of Teppic's staircase.

[17 Feb, 14:00 ] An Agent of Posterity camped out for Tom Booth.

[15 Feb, 22:00 ] Tom Booth rampaged on, courageously killing the unarmed Jacob Samuel Corteen and Felicity Boyce.

[18 Feb, 12:15 ] Mack the Knife couldn't find Ellen Turnbull's electronic sausage.

[17 Feb, 13:00 ] The Security Services III carried on his cleanup operation - this time it was Masseter.

New on Saturday, 18 February

[17 Feb, 22:00 ] Hilda von Einem failed to backstab Ellen Turnbull.

[17 Feb, 18:15 ] Tom Booth killed Chris Korek (Tipton). Michael Wallace was there too.

[18 Feb, 00:30 ] Tom Booth in a bloodstained sweater helped Jamie Horder achieve Ultimate Destiny.

[17 Feb, 21:00 ] Tom Booth didn't kill any of Janet Scott's neighbours.

[17 Feb, 14:00 ] Hilda von Einem had lost Chris Korek and didn't know where to find 'im.

[17 Feb, 12:10 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge didn't stop A big issue salesman.

[17 Feb, 16:30 ] An Agent of Posterity got out of a sticky jam (sorry - it just had to be said).

[15 Feb, 20:45 ] Tom Booth went Wanted for killing Paul Fox.

[16 Feb, 17:00 ] Mack the Knife looked for Teppic.

New on Friday, 17 February

[15 Feb, 22:20 ] ]:D-/-< killed the celebrated Wanted, Louis Jagger (Rhododendron AKA Robert Winston, Menzies Campbell and Florence Nightingale in a Pedalo chanting TV out of their honeyed Behinds).

[15 Feb, 17:45 ] A big issue salesman and Reginald Shoe couldn't interest Ross Edmondson.

New on Thursday, 16 February

[16 Feb, 14:00 ] Ross Edmondson went a-visiting Louis Jagger and Chris Korek.

[16 Feb, 18:02 ] Tom Wootten demands attention!

[16 Feb, 11:05 ] The Security Services III dealt with Stuart Cuthbertson.

[15 Feb, 12:15 ] The crack team of Tom Booth and Michael Wallace made Sarah Donnelly kill Stephen Chester (Where's my target?).

[15 Feb, 18:10 ] Serena Allery (Kamchatcha) met Stormtrooper in Stilettos.

[13 Feb, 04:30 ] the beta monster stayed in bed and...you get the picture.

[15 Feb, 12:00 ] the beta monster tried to nom Hilda von Einem.

New on Wednesday, 15 February

[8 Feb, 19:05 ] Nick Plummer (Kong My Whopper AKA T-Rex) and Philip Bielby (Simultaneous jugulation and defenestration of licit targets causes persistant blood stains) ambushed the SWAT team: Nick Plummer was killed by Avatar of an AutoUmpire, who died to Philip Bielby along with Boz and Frances. The Kremlin double-killed with Philip Bielby. Cambridge Underground and Reginald Shoe led the retreat.

[14 Feb, 19:30 ] Louis Jagger knew how to make himself feel Wanted on Valentine's Day.

[14 Feb, 16:15 ] I guess Ross Edmondson is Mr. Popular today! RTFQ thought so too.

[14 Feb, 16:00 ] RTFQ sent Thomas Branton some Valentine's Day poetry.

[14 Feb, 18:00 ] An Agent of Posterity recorded Ross Edmondson for posterity.

[14 Feb, 15:30 ] Mack the Knife killed Thomas Branton with some help from Frances II.

[13 Feb, 15:30 ] Mack the Knife, Frances II, Masseter, Philosophicles and Tom Booth went to visit Ross Edmondson and Giles Caulderwood.

[14 Feb, 08:55 ] Martin Lester (Mister Lolipedo) and Stephen McCann (The Boogeyman) killed one another. Bishop Colenso and Robert Winston, Menzies Campbell and Florence Nightingale in a Pedalo chanting TV out of their honeyed Behinds were there too.

New on Tuesday, 14 February

[13 Feb, 21:00 ] Bishop Colenso couldn't see Hilda von Einem.

New on Monday, 13 February

[9 Feb, 20:30 ] Rhododendron ran away from Martin Lester.

New on Sunday, 12 February

[9 Feb, 19:35 ] Rhododendron killed Alex Labram (Unaussprechlichen AKA Dance Dance Revelation).

[9 Feb, 20:00 ] Rhododendron killed Jamie Horder (Bozo, Chief Clown at the Circus of DEATH!) with some help from Sarah Donnelly.

[11 Feb, 21:20 ] Tom Booth killed Blaise Martay (Eejit) and James O'Driscoll (The Duck Man).

[11 Feb, 19:45 ] Michael Wallace did something unspecified to Blaise Martay.

[10 Feb, 23:15 ] Martin Lester received star billing from Robert Winston, Menzies Campbell and Florence Nightingale in a Pedalo chanting TV out of their honeyed Behinds.

[8 Feb, 17:20 ] An anonymous bounty was posted....

New on Saturday, 11 February

[11 Feb, 13:30 ] Jack Daniel and Kamchatcha enjoyed one another's company.

[10 Feb, 21:30 ] PoisonMelon and Hilda von Einem couldn't find A big issue salesman.

[11 Feb, 12:00 ] Mack the Knife and Philosophicles didn't get killed by Ross Edmondson.

[11 Feb, 10:45 ] Martin Lester went to show Blaise Martay that she is wanted.

[10 Feb, 17:42 ] Richard Gibson killed Imre Leader.

[10 Feb, 16:30 ] Michael Wallace, Stephen McCann and Tom Booth held a vigil for Ross Edmondson.

[10 Feb, 12:00 ] The Boogeyman will get Plz_d0nt_Ki11_m3_I_Hav3_Fami1y Also when the lights go out...

[9 Feb, 17:00 ] A Revered Ornithologist failed to identify Hilda von Einem.

[10 Feb, 23:50 ] Blaise Martay shot an Innocent in the head. Lots. James O'Driscoll joined in.

[9 Feb, 20:00 ] Kamchatcha visited The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge.

[10 Feb, 23:20 ] Hilda von Einem went looking for Michael Wallace, superstar.

New on Friday, 10 February

[8 Feb, 20:00 ] Rhododendron starred in 'Waiting for Anderson' - an existential account of the pubmeet and being shot by a non-Player.

[9 Feb, 15:00 ] Edward Heaney sent us a secret message.

[5 Feb, 19:15 ] Guess what Johannes Nordstrom did?

[9 Feb, 19:00 ] Michael Wallace submitted a report of another non-event.

[6 Feb, 17:45 ] Johannes Nordstrom bravely battled addiction.

New on Thursday, 9 February

[9 Feb, 13:00 ] Mack the Knife didn't see Ross Edmondson.

[8 Feb, 18:45 ] The Most Wanted Johannes Nordstrom (The Most Incompetent Incompetent) fell foul of The Kremlin.

[8 Feb, 18:25 ] Avatar of an AutoUmpire shot Samuel Laurens Borin (Grant Jackson).

[9 Feb, 15:20 ] Hilda von Einem got asked, Where's my target?

[7 Feb, 18:40 ] Nick Plummer displayed his powers of observation.

[8 Feb, 18:05 ] A big issue salesman hawked their wares at Jessica Allen (Heidi).

[8 Feb, 12:05 ] Frances reordered Gabriel Wu Shiguang (Infinite Entropy).

New on Wednesday, 8 February

[8 Feb, 16:50 ] Michael Wallace didn't do anything.

[8 Feb, 11:40 ] Nick Plummer evidently mistook himself for Johannes and an Innocent for...well, who knows?

[6 Feb, 20:30 ] Samuel Laurens Borin made an attempt on PoisonMelon.

[8 Feb, 14:10 ] Stephen Mounsey (that freaky kid from lost) had an accident with Chris Korek.

[6 Feb, 08:45 ] She Who Must Be Obeyed killed the eeevil Charlotte Heron (The Ever-Rotating Washing Machine of Fate. Watch as your lives spin into mindless oblivion, around and around, getting cleaner as they go... *Insert Â£1.20 here*). Poor Lottie.

[8 Feb, 12:50 ] Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski (Doctor Which) met Stephen Mounsey.

New on Tuesday, 7 February

[7 Feb, 17:31 ] Robin Message (Nihil tam absurdum dici potest ut non dicatur a philosopho.) discovered that Simultaneous jugulation and defenestration of licit targets causes persistant blood stains.

[7 Feb, 08:50 ] Bishop Colenso administered the Last Rites to Michael Conterio (Tyrion Lannister).

[5 Feb, 17:00 ] The Incobash: The Most Incompetent Incompetent ran away from Adam Baird Fraser who killed Jamie Brandon (Boris the blade), Tom Booth had to use all his Assassin prowess to kill Christopher Doman (Lambrini Girl), Charles Curry had difficulty staying on the right side of the law, before Tom Booth shot him too, Philip Bielby went Wanted and no-one killed Blaise Martay.

[6 Feb, 17:00 ] Cool Kids Can't Die. Jessica Porter (Will Parry AKA Yoda) suddenly doesn't seem so cool.

[6 Feb, 17:46 ] Newsflash regarding Wanted criminal, Johannes Nordstrom!

[5 Feb, 22:45 ] Johannes Nordstrom tried to mistake Avatar of an AutoUmpire for a licit target.

[4 Feb, 12:18 ] Martin Lester Compsci Compsci Mohammed Jihad Tom Wootten (static void precalculate_rotation (fractal_context * c) { c->sin = sin ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); c->cos = cos ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); }).

[6 Feb, 17:40 ] Avatar of an AutoUmpire mercilessly pursued Johannes Nordstrom and Ross Edmondson.

[6 Feb, 18:55 ] Johannes Nordstrom killed a licit target! Thomas de Rivaz (A dead assassin) was less impressed.

[6 Feb, 13:00 ] Sarah Donnelly served up Talan Le Geyt (The Devil's Butler).

[6 Feb, 16:00 ] Ed Heaney went some way towards explaining why all the Assassins were being lazy and not shooting one another.

[6 Feb, 04:30 ] I think the beta monster went looking for Chris Korek and Ross Edmondson.

New on Monday, 6 February

[5 Feb, 19:25 ] Plz_d0nt_Ki11_m3_I_Hav3_Fami1y Also killed a dude; more specifically - Thomas Fitch (Brak).

[5 Feb, 17:20 ] Philip Bielby killed James Paul Fisher (The Rotherham Ripper), redeeming.

New on Sunday, 5 February

[5 Feb, 15:45 ] The Most Incompetent Incompetent waved at Hilda von Einem.

[4 Feb, 23:00 ] The Umpire saw Charlotte Heron.

[5 Feb, 18:25 ] Tyrion Lannister displayed an unhealthy interest in Michael Leal's hand.

[5 Feb, 14:00 ] Tipton solicited Jessica Allen.

[5 Feb, 13:00 ] Blaise Martay, Chris Korek, Christopher Doman, Gabriel Wu Shiguang, Jamie Brandon, Jessica Allen, Johannes Nordstrom, Ross Edmondson, Stephen Mounsey and Thomas Fitch all became Incompetent and now appear in various shades of Pink.

[5 Feb, 16:50 ] Rhododendron followed Johannes Nordstrom.

[4 Feb, 15:35 ] T-Rex brought about early extinction for Adam Hall (ÂÂ Â).

[2 Feb, 22:00 ] Dance Dance Revelation serenaded The Most Incompetent Incompetent.

[3 Feb, 19:30 ] T-Rex danced with Lucy Stephenson (A Bunch Of Randy Werewolves).

[4 Feb, 09:45 ] Stephen Chester didn't fall for static void precalculate_rotation (fractal_context * c) { c->sin = sin ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); c->cos = cos ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); }.

[4 Feb, 17:00 ] Nihil tam absurdum dici potest ut non dicatur a philosopho. static void precalculate_rotation (fractal_context * c) { c->sin = sin ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); c->cos = cos ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); }, which just isn't funny.

[5 Feb, 00:30 ] Kamchatcha wasn't scared by The Rotherham Ripper.

[4 Feb, 20:00 ] Bishop Colenso complained about PoisonMelon and the cold.

[5 Feb, 00:00 ] Hilda von Einem pondered whether Nihil tam absurdum dici potest ut non dicatur a philosopho.

[4 Feb, 16:40 ] Hello, Hilda von Einem. Where's my target?

New on Saturday, 4 February

[3 Feb, 22:30 ] Hilda von Einem and her PoisonMelon were no match for that freaky kid from lost.

[4 Feb, 14:10 ] The Devil's Butler failed to satisfy Bozo, Chief Clown at the Circus of DEATH!.

[4 Feb, 17:00 ] Doctor Which travelled through at least one of Space and Time to meet Bishop Colenso.

[4 Feb, 11:00 ] Will Parry consumed Lia Victoria Louise Chappell (The Killer Orange).

[3 Feb, 23:30 ] The Devil's Butler failed to give Bozo, Chief Clown at the Circus of DEATH! the star treatment he deserved.

[3 Feb, 20:00 ] Kamchatcha couldn't find The Killer Orange.

[3 Feb, 11:50 ] Someone finally found Charles Curry (Dave from Manor Farm). Nick Plummer deserves the credit (and the blame).

New on Friday, 3 February

[3 Feb, 10:30 ] Simeon Bird saw something disturbing.

[1 Feb, 22:00 ] Philip Bielby, Sarah Donnelly and Stephen McCann went to visit Charles Curry. The only casualty was Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Caretaker).

[3 Feb, 18:33 ] Janet Scott (Teppic) didn't understand static void precalculate_rotation (fractal_context * c) { c->sin = sin ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); c->cos = cos ((c->angle) * M_PI / 180); }.

[3 Feb, 18:15 ] Amos Micah How (Lady Cynthia Myrtebanks-Smythe) failed to take advantage of Tom Booth.

[3 Feb, 09:00 ] Charlotte Heron tried to fend off some unwelcome attention.

[3 Feb, 11:00 ] Kong My Whopper caught up with his Jiaxiang Yue (Drunken Master).

[3 Feb, 10:55 ] Tom Booth cleared up the misunderstanding with Martin Smith (DJ Death).

[3 Feb, 11:20 ] Nick Plummer killed an Innocent.

[3 Feb, 13:00 ] Bozo, Chief Clown at the Circus of DEATH! made an imperfect pass at Heidi.

[3 Feb, 12:05 ] Tom Booth sprayed all over James O'Driscoll (Foul Ole Ron).

[3 Feb, 10:00 ] Edward Heaney measured Michael Wallace's red shift.

[3 Feb, 01:00 ] Stuart Cuthbertson (El Felpudo) also got powdered by The Ever-Rotating Washing Machine of Fate. Watch as your lives spin into mindless oblivion, around and around, getting cleaner as they go... *Insert Â£1.20 here*.

[1 Feb, 22:40 ] El Felpudo went looking for The Devil's Butler.

[2 Feb, 21:30 ] A Bunch Of Randy Werewolves showed their appreciation for Michael Wallace.

[2 Feb, 19:30 ] Drunken Master's beer goggles didn't seem to work on Unaussprechlichen.

[2 Feb, 15:25 ] David Smith (The Orangeman) and Richard Kirkdale (I am Jack's smirking revenge) made an attempt on Charles Curry but fell foul of Unaussprechlichen.

[2 Feb, 21:00 ] Charles Curry saw some people. Michael Wallace ran away.

[2 Feb, 16:00 ] A big issue salesman just wouldn't leave Kong My Whopper alone.

New on Thursday, 2 February

[1 Feb, 08:45 ] Charles Curry tried to kill an Innocent. He failed.

[1 Feb, 17:25 ] Charles Curry killed Chief Gordon Ball. Decapitation begins at home!

[2 Feb, 11:00 ] Yong Hoong Yuen Kenneith (yeoth king) fell victim to The Ever-Rotating Washing Machine of Fate. Watch as your lives spin into mindless oblivion, around and around, getting cleaner as they go... *Insert Â£1.20 here*.

[1 Feb, 20:00 ] Samuel Laurens Borin finally got rid of Mickhaiel Barrow (Doctor Doom), with just a little assistance.

[1 Feb, 21:15 ] The Orangeman couldn't find A big issue salesman.

New on Wednesday, 1 February

[1 Feb, 16:00 ] Foul Ole Ron also found Steven Ortega (License_to_Kill).

[1 Feb, 12:00 ] Kong My Whopper tried to pick a fight with a Drunken Master.

[31 Jan, 21:10 ] Foul Ole Ron revenged himself upon David Jordan (Steven Remis) with a killer hamster.

[31 Jan, 17:00 ] Ed Heaney saw a Special Boy. He did! He did!

[31 Jan, 09:20 ] Rhododendron got Philip Bielby all sticky.

[1 Feb, 08:55 ] Madeline Baker (Isabel Archer) was killed in an attempt on Teppic.

[31 Jan, 22:10 ] Kong My Whopper decided to show off.

[1 Feb, 01:00 ] Alexey Pokrovskiy apologetically killed Andrew Clyde (Randy Mandy).

New on Tuesday, 31 January

[30 Jan, 10:00 ] Bishop Colenso lurked for Asa-san.

[31 Jan, 11:00 ] Stephen McCann shot Aidan Robison (Asa-san) in the back.

[30 Jan, 23:30 ] Samuel Laurens Borin paid a housecall on Doctor Doom with unfortunate consequences.

[31 Jan, 17:00 ] The Most Complicated Stopword In Cambridge hankered after some personal service from The Devil's Butler.

[31 Jan, 13:30 ] The Caretaker complained about A Bunch Of Randy Werewolves.

[30 Jan, 10:30 ] A big issue salesman solicited Kong My Whopper.

[30 Jan, 23:00 ] A dead assassin helped Adam Rowell (Gorbaz) to achieve the same enlightened state.

New on Monday, 30 January

[30 Jan, 18:00 ] A day in the life of Tom Booth.

[30 Jan, 15:30 ] Nick Plummer got excited by the Cambridge Underground.

[30 Jan, 10:55 ] Will Parry dealt with Chris Smowton (Sir (Zombie) Humphrey).

[30 Jan, 04:30 ] the beta monster paid an early morning visit on yeoth king.

[30 Jan, 08:50 ] Rhododendron paid tribute to Martin Lester.

[30 Jan, 09:10 ] I am Jack's smirking revenge tried to artificially enhance his performace for a date with The Most Incompetent Incompetent.

[29 Jan, 14:00 ] The Orangeman went looking for PoisonMelon.

[29 Jan, 22:05 ] DJ Death danced with Michael Wallace.

New on Sunday, 29 January

[29 Jan, 18:40 ] Tyrion Lannister dispatched Richard Peter Charles Manns (The Kitty of Destiny).

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Tuesday, 7 March