The Assassins' Guild

[24 Jun, 14:15 PM] [Edit] Firestone saw off a spirited counter-attack from Adnan Khashoggi

New on Sunday, 3 July

[24 Jun, 14:20 PM] [Edit] FIRE IN THE DISCO! showed The Jesuan Historian why we keep starting fires

New on Tuesday, 28 June

[19 Jun, 22:11 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic gunned down Firestone as she tried to escape

[21 Jun, 08:55 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi shot The moving curtain

[21 Jun, 08:30 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed alk in his sleep

[24 Jun, 13:25 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed bluebottle

New on Monday, 27 June

[17 Jun, 22:38 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV ran away from, followed, ran away from, bumped into, hid from and finally killed Adnan Khashoggi

[24 Jun, 18:43 PM] [Edit] Vitreous Luster and Adnan Khashoggi double killed

[24 Jun, 18:05 PM] [Edit] Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE killed Zephyr, on a Field trip

[24 Jun, 16:00 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi wreaked vengeance on N88EP and Omega

[24 Jun, 15:27 PM] [Edit] hamster of doom squirted I'm Feeling Plucky but felt guilty after hearing about all his misfortunes

[24 Jun, 15:07 PM] [Edit] FIRE IN THE DISCO! showed The Mound Of Sound his place on the ladder

[24 Jun, 14:40 PM] [Edit] A Heraldic Dolphin bled to death after fleeing from Adnan Khashoggi.

[24 Jun, 14:02 PM] [Edit] Tigerbunny gunned down RIAA assassin in front of his own mother

[24 Jun, 13:27 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed zi

[24 Jun, 12:53 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) over lunch

[24 Jun, 11:10 AM] [Edit] After a one and a half hour lurk of Newnham, Richard Gibson stood a little too close to Stephen McCann, but would nonetheless like to congratulate him on an excellent victory.

[24 Jun, 11:00 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV killed A box labelled "All Things"

[24 Jun, 10:59 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV said his farewells to final requiem, The Penguin of Death and Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE.

[24 Jun, 10:30 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi also followed Edgar Allan Dipsy to London to kill him

[24 Jun, 09:10 AM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed terrorist due to the key being in the outside of the door

[24 Jun, 09:00 AM] [Edit] Vitreous Luster killed Pie Calf

[24 Jun, 03:50 AM] [Edit] Dear Jack, I sort of killed you a bit. Hope you don't mind, A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV.

[24 Jun, 02:05 AM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY and doesn't sleep much either, as he killed an RIAA assassin

[24 Jun, 01:15 AM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY of The Sparrow of Doubt

[24 Jun, 01:03 AM] [Edit] The Black-Throated Diver of Factual Inconsistency shot Vitreous Luster on the way to Gardies

[23 Jun, 22:46 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed another terrorist

[23 Jun, 17:00 PM] [Edit] Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr degraded There are no problems with the Autoumpire

[23 Jun, 16:55 PM] [Edit] Omega killed Adnan Khashoggi

[23 Jun, 00:15 AM] [Edit] Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE killed Predatee in a most mean (yet somehow humorous) way

[22 Jun, 23:05 PM] [Edit] hamster of doom killed ET

[22 Jun, 23:05 PM] [Edit] Twinkle Toes killed Mr Bump

[21 Jun, 19:00 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf

[21 Jun, 18:55 PM] [Edit] Vitreous Luster CPSed N88EP and an innocent

[21 Jun, 06:00 AM] [Edit] Vitreous Luster knifed Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr *after* the end of the ball, thus not breaking a no-kill

[21 Jun, 04:05 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV encircled and surprised Tigerbunny.

[20 Jun, 16:20 PM] [Edit] Firestone killed Tigerbunny

[20 Jun, 14:05 PM] [Edit] Tri Klinic bang killed The Mound Of Sound

[18 Jun, 21:45 PM] [Edit] It's only a ____ returned the favour to The Jesuan Historian

[18 Jun, 19:02 PM] [Edit] RIAA assassin killed The Mound Of Sound and an innocent

New on Saturday, 25 June

[24 Jun, 15:30 PM] [Edit] The terrifying hamster of doom descended upon poor Christopher J Jenkins and tore out his spleen.

[24 Jun, 10:46 AM] [Edit] Slaty Cleavage killed Pie Calf

[23 Jun, 22:46 PM] [Edit] terrorist killed angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...), but needs to learn that it's 'bang', not 'pow'...

[23 Jun, 22:30 PM] [Edit] A terrorist gave cause for some angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...)

[23 Jun, 21:30 PM] [Edit] Slaty Cleavage knifed Bootross Bootross Garley while down the pub

[23 Jun, 19:25 PM] [Edit] The Fork-tailed Storm-Petrel of Hopelessness killed The Penguin of Death

[23 Jun, 19:25 PM] [Edit] The European Eagle Owl of Suspicion killed A box labelled "All Things"

[23 Jun, 18:41 PM] [Edit] James Gooding has just found out that STEVE IS THE ENEMY

[23 Jun, 17:57 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic got his own back against Le Renard Subtil

[23 Jun, 17:57 PM] [Edit] Slaty Cleavage had his revenge against Le Renard Subtil

[23 Jun, 17:55 PM] [Edit] Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) attacked Le Renard Subtil, so Le Renard shot him

[23 Jun, 17:00 PM] [Edit] Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr degraded There are no problems with the Autoumpire

[23 Jun, 16:18 PM] [Edit] Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE killed Predatee...AGAIN!!

[23 Jun, 15:41 PM] [Edit] Twinkle Toes killed angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...)

[23 Jun, 15:36 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed hamster of doom

[23 Jun, 15:36 PM] [Edit] Stephen McCann shot i reserve the right to scream but then got spooked into shooting an innocent, such is life

[23 Jun, 15:30 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed I'm Feeling Plucky

[23 Jun, 15:17 PM] [Edit] The weapons master shot An assassin to rival the one in Mulholland Drive in the back

[23 Jun, 14:50 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV, I don't think you're quite...alive....again....just....yet......

[23 Jun, 14:20 PM] [Edit] The Masters of the Bench of the Middle Temple put Tigerbunny out of her misery, before being caught off guard by RIAA assassin

[23 Jun, 13:31 PM] [Edit] Le Renard Subtil shot Slaty Cleavage at the GCSU Garden Party

[23 Jun, 13:15 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV apologetically killed zi.

[23 Jun, 12:50 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV said goodbye to The moving curtain.

[23 Jun, 12:40 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV didn't think Mort would fall for it...again.

[23 Jun, 12:20 PM] [Edit] Predatee killed final requiem

[23 Jun, 10:50 AM] [Edit] Never stand next to Steve McCann killinated the nosey Michael Conterio

[23 Jun, 05:34 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Mound Of Sound

[23 Jun, 01:54 AM] [Edit] Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE bang killed The Gentoo Penguin of Hesitation out of boredom, then spent the rest of the trip home wondering whether this was a good thing...

[23 Jun, 01:34 AM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince joined the exclusive "I've killed Edward Saperia" club

[22 Jun, 22:50 PM] [Edit] An assassin to rival the one in Mulholland Drive removed The weapons master's eye space

[22 Jun, 18:50 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV found Mort again.

[22 Jun, 18:10 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV realised he hadn't seen zi for a few days so he popped in to shoot her.

[22 Jun, 18:00 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV welcomed bluebottle to the Guild with a friendly bang-kill.

[22 Jun, 17:45 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY spent the grand total of 48 pounds and 80 pence on train tickets and taxis, in order to follow Edgar Allan Dipsy to london and ambush him in kingscross!

[22 Jun, 17:30 PM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf killed The Gentoo Penguin of Hesitation

[22 Jun, 17:10 PM] [Edit] The Rampant Bunny killed A box labelled "All Things" while punting.

[22 Jun, 17:10 PM] [Edit] Slaty Cleavage shot Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky - You can CHOOSE the way you LIVE, my friend, but not the way you DIE while out punting

[22 Jun, 16:00 PM] [Edit] Edgar Allan Dipsy tried to kill There are no problems with the Autoumpire, but clearly wasn't subtle enough and lost both his arms whilst being chased back towards angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...), who double-killed with There are no problems with the Autoumpire

[22 Jun, 15:40 PM] [Edit] The Gentoo Penguin of Hesitation killed Jar Jar

[22 Jun, 13:55 PM] [Edit] RIAA assassin killed Excessively Dangerous Thing

[22 Jun, 13:55 PM] [Edit] Firestone casually knifed Random Chance

[22 Jun, 13:30 PM] [Edit] The Lesser-Spotted Woodpecker of Ambiguity killed The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf

[22 Jun, 13:25 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed Mr Bump

[22 Jun, 12:35 PM] [Edit] An assassin to rival the one in Mulholland Drive was casually slaughtered by I'm Feeling Plucky

[22 Jun, 11:32 AM] [Edit] Soggy woke up and wasn't very pleased to see A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV.

[22 Jun, 03:20 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV encountered Random Chance on another one of his early morning constitutionals.

[22 Jun, 01:45 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi should Never stand next to Steve McCann or all hell will break loose!

[22 Jun, 01:05 AM] [Edit] The Jesuan Historian used a cunning disguise against It's only a ____

[22 Jun, 00:37 AM] [Edit] The Rampant Bunny killed hamster of doom

[21 Jun, 23:26 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY shot Le Renard Subtil outside of the Lion's Yard

[21 Jun, 23:15 PM] [Edit] i reserve the right to scream killed Poison Ivy

[21 Jun, 23:15 PM] [Edit] Poison Ivy killed Twinkle Toes

[21 Jun, 23:15 PM] [Edit] Twinkle Toes killed Blasphemy (AKA Hump-phrey)

[21 Jun, 23:10 PM] [Edit] Blasphemy (AKA Hump-phrey) and Poison Ivy shot at and killed Firestone as binking in dread watched impassively...

[21 Jun, 22:58 PM] [Edit] Never stand next to Steve McCann killed Le Renard Subtil

[21 Jun, 21:15 PM] [Edit] RIAA assassin brutally gunned down Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

[21 Jun, 19:04 PM] [Edit] angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...), whilst wearing only panties, killed R0xx0r teh n00b Prince

[21 Jun, 19:03 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed Edgar Allan Dipsy

[21 Jun, 17:55 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV went to a garden party with The moving curtain.

[21 Jun, 17:53 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Penguin of Death

[21 Jun, 17:46 PM] [Edit] Slaty Cleavage goes even more hypocritical by killing Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) again

[21 Jun, 16:37 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY shot Giles Caulderwood from beneath revelations window, unfortunately 'the special one' did not witness this incident

[21 Jun, 16:30 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed James Wardley

[21 Jun, 16:10 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY shot a terrorist, making the world a safer place for all food-mixers

[21 Jun, 15:25 PM] [Edit] A Heraldic Dolphin killed zi

[21 Jun, 15:14 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed RIAA assassin

[21 Jun, 11:35 AM] [Edit] Random Chance and Tigerbunny shot one another

[21 Jun, 07:38 AM] [Edit] Tigerbunny killed Random Chance

[21 Jun, 06:10 AM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic threw a knife at A Heraldic Dolphin, that was determined to have hit her in the head after much discussion

[21 Jun, 06:05 AM] [Edit] A Heraldic Dolphin was up bright and early to catch Poison Ivy

[21 Jun, 03:40 AM] [Edit] Edgar Allan Dipsy checked his watch, and sliced The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf a second time

[21 Jun, 01:42 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi knifed Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

[21 Jun, 00:05 AM] [Edit] Richard Gibson and Stephen McCann went looking for each other, were both pretty surprised when they found each other and then double-killed.

[20 Jun, 23:40 PM] [Edit] Edgar Allan Dipsy sliced The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf

[20 Jun, 21:58 PM] [Edit] Le Renard Subtil shot The Mound Of Sound as he was leaving Sainsbury's

[20 Jun, 20:02 PM] [Edit] Never stand next to Steve McCann BOOM BOOM'd A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV with a rubber band to the face

[20 Jun, 19:30 PM] [Edit] Having seen less-than-formal-wearers in the queue for May Ball, The Rampant Bunny threw a knife into Predatee's forehead... then retrieved it to kill Excessively Dangerous Thing

[20 Jun, 19:15 PM] [Edit] Tri Klinic rubber banded The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf while in line for the ball

[20 Jun, 19:06 PM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf took advantage of the confusion to stab R0xx0r teh n00b Prince in the back

[20 Jun, 19:05 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed Adnan Khashoggi

[20 Jun, 18:32 PM] [Edit] Stephen McCann killed James Wardley

[20 Jun, 17:50 PM] [Edit] The Seagull of Uncertainity killed Jar Jar

[20 Jun, 17:45 PM] [Edit] Poison Ivy blasted Mr Bump

[20 Jun, 17:45 PM] [Edit] Poison Ivy picked off ET

[20 Jun, 17:15 PM] [Edit] Tri Klinic stabbed Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) so they could talk in peace

[20 Jun, 16:20 PM] [Edit] Blasphemy (AKA Hump-phrey) and Tri Klinic lurked for A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV but came off slightly worse

[20 Jun, 13:48 PM] [Edit] The Masters of the Bench of the Middle Temple closed the case against R0xx0r teh n00b Prince

[20 Jun, 13:45 PM] [Edit] Jar Jar was killed while at the Caius bar

[20 Jun, 13:23 PM] [Edit] The Violating Viola killed The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf , just minutes after he had narrowly avoided Tri Klinic in a mad dash

[20 Jun, 12:40 PM] [Edit] The Masters of the Bench of the Middle Temple arrested Lizziwizzy

[20 Jun, 11:27 AM] [Edit] While on the toilet, Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) was killed by Tri Klinic

[19 Jun, 23:00 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince mercilessly murdered Adnan Khashoggi with added alliteration (and assonance)

[19 Jun, 22:56 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi rid the world of another terrorist

[19 Jun, 21:05 PM] [Edit] A Heraldic Dolphin killed the absent-minded Jack

[19 Jun, 20:34 PM] [Edit] The Violating Viola killed The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf in a pincer movement with binking in dread around Blue Boar... Mwa-ha-ha

[19 Jun, 18:18 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV cooled The Mound Of Sound down.

[19 Jun, 18:15 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed VanOfDeath

[19 Jun, 18:10 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV bopped into It's only a ____.

[19 Jun, 17:45 PM] [Edit] RIAA assassin killed angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...), before Ortho Rhombic shot him. Excessively Dangerous Thing then CPSed him, before being gunned down by Edgar Allan Dipsy.

[19 Jun, 17:00 PM] [Edit] Edgar Allan Dipsy possibly committed something of a faux pas by killing Adnan Khashoggi

[19 Jun, 15:25 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV bravely killed The Jesuan Historian and Predatee while going for a stroll.

[19 Jun, 15:10 PM] [Edit] Tigerbunny killed Random Chance

[19 Jun, 14:39 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed Lizziwizzy

[19 Jun, 13:55 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY also killed Jar Jar at the king's fun day

[19 Jun, 13:45 PM] [Edit] Gordon Ball was killed by being taken to the Caius Bar

[19 Jun, 13:45 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV greeted Mort with a gun in his hand.

[19 Jun, 13:40 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed VanOfDeath at the kings fun day

[19 Jun, 13:35 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed Le Renard Subtil

[19 Jun, 11:20 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV paid a moderately lethal visit to Jack, catching him with his pants down. (More compromising that you'd think)

[19 Jun, 11:08 AM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf stabbed Tigerbunny, but his flying daggers were no match for Random Chance's awesome weapon

[19 Jun, 01:15 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Mound Of Sound

[19 Jun, 00:50 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi gunned down terrorist

[19 Jun, 00:22 AM] [Edit] binking in dread killed The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf

[18 Jun, 23:40 PM] [Edit] Poison Ivy killed Firestone, who was then shot by N88EP. He went on to kill Blasphemy (AKA Hump-phrey), before Ortho Rhombic ended his killing spree

[18 Jun, 22:35 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi brutally murdered, in an incredibly un-PC way angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...)

[18 Jun, 17:13 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Violating Viola with a CPS.

[18 Jun, 17:00 PM] [Edit] The Jesuan Historian exacted revenge upon It's only a ____

[18 Jun, 15:15 PM] [Edit] Le Renard Subtil killed Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus)

[18 Jun, 13:00 PM] [Edit] It's only a ____ stabbed The Jesuan Historian

[18 Jun, 11:00 AM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf poked The Mound Of Sound, and was soaked by Excessively Dangerous Thing's weapon

[18 Jun, 10:15 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Masters of the Bench of the Middle Temple

[17 Jun, 22:12 PM] [Edit] Predatee waved hello to A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV, who subsequently killed him

[17 Jun, 20:25 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi killed The Mound Of Sound

[17 Jun, 20:24 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed Twinkle Toes

[17 Jun, 20:23 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince killed hamster of doom

[17 Jun, 20:22 PM] [Edit] Le Renard Subtil shot the *extremely* pi**ed Pope Nunchucks VII (and his sidekick Jesus) with his RBG

[17 Jun, 19:44 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi exacted revenge on STEVE IS THE ENEMY

[17 Jun, 19:43 PM] [Edit] STEVE IS THE ENEMY killed The Sparrow of Doubt

[17 Jun, 19:40 PM] [Edit] The Sparrow of Doubt guided An assassin to rival the one in Mulholland Drive into the wind turbine of eternity

[17 Jun, 19:15 PM] [Edit] Soggy killed Jack before Jack knew the game has even started!

New on Friday, 24 June

[24 Jun, 18:03 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic killed Mathmo Chris as he waxed lyrical about the maths tripos.

[20 Jun, 19:12 PM] [Edit] lol internet

[24 Jun, 13:20 PM] [Edit] Excessively Dangerous Thing showed The Jesuan Historian why we keep starting fires

[18 Jun, 17:15 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic chased R0xx0r teh n00b Prince down Trinity Street, but didn't catch him

[24 Jun, 14:29 PM] [Edit] final requiem killed evil maths paper which has been known to kill many many innocents

[24 Jun, 13:17 PM] [Edit] R0xx0r teh n00b Prince contemplated the idea that the Time field in the "Add Event" form should be made more prominent

[22 Jun, 18:00 PM] [Edit] Philip Bielby shot two innocents on a punt

[23 Jun, 23:00 PM] [Edit] Tri Klinic, Never stand next to Steve McCann and Adnan Khashoggi soaked a room containing A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV and A Heraldic Dolphin, but failed to kill either

New on Thursday, 23 June

[23 Jun, 20:04 PM] [Edit] binking in dread was misinformed, with tragic consequences

[23 Jun, 14:35 PM] [Edit] The Masters of the Bench of the Middle Temple put Tigerbunny out of her misery, before being caught off guard by RIAA assassin

[23 Jun, 12:07 PM] [Edit] The Violating Viola and The Rampant Bunny CPS'ed The subtle knifer joyously from above, only to find that he was already dead, yet strangely up and about.

[22 Jun, 11:52 AM] [Edit] Lachlan McLean not-so-subtly snuck up on The Sparrow of Doubt, but he was already dead

[22 Jun, 20:45 PM] [Edit] Lachlan McLean not-so-subtly snuck up on The Sparrow of Doubt, but he was already dead

New on Wednesday, 22 June

[22 Jun, 16:42 PM] [Edit] There are no problems with the Autoumpire jammed his gun at The Mound Of Sound

New on Tuesday, 21 June

[21 Jun, 02:40 AM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV lost to The Umpire and Lauren Grest in a shooting contest.

[21 Jun, 05:03 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi let A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV off.

[21 Jun, 15:53 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic and Le Renard Subtil fought, but got nowhere

New on Monday, 20 June

[20 Jun, 20:37 PM] [Edit] The weapons master went hunting...

[19 Jun, 17:25 PM] [Edit] Excessively Dangerous Thing killed Zephyr's innocent friend

New on Sunday, 19 June

[19 Jun, 19:50 PM] [Edit] FIRE IN THE DISCO! FIRE IN THE DISCO! FIRE IN THE... GATES OF CAIUS!

[18 Jun, 11:00 AM] [Edit] The Jesuan Historian was attacked by persons unknown, but was protected by a mysterious aura.

[19 Jun, 00:20 AM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf mutilated angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...)

[19 Jun, 02:10 AM] [Edit] An ever-so-slightly tipsy Ortho Rhombic couldn't find A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV, so left a present instead

[18 Jun, 20:45 PM] [Edit] Tom Booth killed a puntload of drunken people

[19 Jun, 00:40 AM] [Edit] The Umpire and Tom Booth heroically saved a man from a swamp

[18 Jun, 23:57 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic mutilated angsty livejournal entries (tautology you say? deal with it or i'll write some goth poetry...)

New on Saturday, 18 June

[18 Jun, 23:56 PM] [Edit] The Elemental Lord of Malt Loaf heard a knocking without the door, but got confused and thought it was some kind of Zen

[18 Jun, 17:10 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic ran away again, this time from the Punt Wars crew

[17 Jun, 19:03 PM] [Edit] Ortho Rhombic held Woolgar at gunpoint, before realising he wasn't playing

[17 Jun, 20:13 PM] [Edit] A well-meaning but sadly misunderstood lizardman from Antares IV watched Ortho Rhombic putting his trousers on, but still failed to kill him.

[17 Jun, 20:20 PM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi chased Ortho Rhombic to the Grafton centre, but gave up when he got there

[18 Jun, 00:12 AM] [Edit] Adnan Khashoggi and the autoumpire confused someone

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Monday, 4 July