The Assassins' Guild - Stats

Position	Real Name	Pseudonym	Number of Kills	Conkers Score
1	Michael Wallace	Henry Pym AKA Milk the Cow	3	82
2	Richard Gibson	The Bandwidth Bandit AKA the Killinat0r AKA Vixen AKA Sir Dr Justice Tuan Feroz Tuan Musa AKA Argent, a chevron between three roses gules barbed and seeded proper and on a chief gules a lion passant gardant between two closed books all or.	10	76
3	Sarah Donnelly	The Ten of Wands AKA Nedward Monkton	7	25
4	Thomas de Rivaz	I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. AKA The Mystery Lurker	3	10
5	Aidan Robison	Xanth AKA Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) AKA Rolf Wood AKA Young Nasty Man AKA The Quantum Geographer	9	26
6	Nick Plummer	Cuddles AKA El Pollo Diablo AKA Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution AKA Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne AKA Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw	11	34
7	Steve Mounsey	psycho skid AKA meta-noid AKA cheese monster AKA the last badger	6	10
8	Felicity Boyce	A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand	4	14
9	Charlotte Sayers	Noir-Mort	0	0
10	Philip Bielby	The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester AKA A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice	2	2
11	Wei Li	Were-rabbit	1	1
12	Christopher Jenkins	Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer	1	1
13	Janet Scott	Wilderbeest	0	0
14	Richard Peter Charles Manns	Flooflebunny	1	6
15	Ben Weaver	Merriset	1	2
16	Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann	But what if I can? AKA Revelation	4	7
17	Adam Baird Fraser	Lord Downey	1	1
18	Adrian Potter	Biclops	0	0
19	David Birch	Tycoonius, Lord of all Business	0	0
20	Ed Heaney	The Chorus of Frogs AKA Flying Hippie Girl	3	4
21	Stephen Chester	My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really.	2	3
22	Philip Bridge	The Cornflake Monster	2	6
23	Dominic James Graham Hockley	killer rabbit AKA break-dancing badger	4	5
24	John David Morgan	Arnaud duClare	0	0
25	Michael Royal	Dusty Rhodes	0	0
26	Tim Bartram	Formerly Magnolia	0	0
27	Lauren Grest	The Shady Cabal	1	1
28	Richard Mycroft	Cipher	0	0
29	Owain Bristow	Marlon the Grasshopper AKA Chuck Norris	2	2
30	Sarah Tang	A few unsupervised children AKA ICC Berkshire	3	4
31	Gordon Ball	Thufir Hawat	1	1
32	Stephen Williams	Rosie	1	1
33	David Manning	Hampster	1	1
34	Ross Edmondson	Kestrel	1	1
35	James O'Driscoll	Norfolk inch Hans AKA The Flea AKA Steve-o	4	8
36	Gabriel Wu	Infinite Entropy	0	0
37	Johannes Nordstrom	Stoneface	2	5
38	Alice Harriet Rose Waterman	Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow	0	0
39	Bo Markus Rikard Forsman	Remedial Saucer	0	0
40	Wendy Ho	pink vodka	0	0
41	Maayan Linglingai Ashkenazi	shlemazle matz	0	0
42	Christopher Doris	Biffa D	0	0
43	Henry Stannard	Horatio	0	0
44	******	blackdog	0	0
45	Thomas Richard Branton	Inflammable Jim	1	1
46	Tom Nixon	supercoolcarl	0	0
47	A. Ssassin	Tinkabell	1	1
48	Nicholas John William Duncan	Nuck	1	1
49	Lucy Stephenson	Schtiel	2	3
50	Paul Rapkin	Daddy P	0	0
51	Jamie Horder	Fat Freddy's Khat	1	3
52	Serena Allery	Molten Larva	0	0
53	Tom Booth	Martyn Mario Lister AKA En3ma	3	3
54	Paul Fox	Speed Seven	0	0
55	Mike Collins	Jaws	0	0
56	Simon Dowrick	Zeta	1	1
57	Thomas Cock	Spartan	1	2
58	Chris Longworth	TheFunkyMonk	1	1
59	Henry Fovargue	PringleMuncher	0	0
60	Thomas Fitch	Harker	1	1
61	Andrew Clyde	Blacktongue	1	1
62	Philip Garsed	eric_the_penguin	1	1
63	James Gill	Big Face	0	0
64	Kathryn Elizabeth Hall	Sam Chandler	0	0
65	George Simon Marshall	Gilbert	1	1
66	Adam Eckersley-Waites	Turnus	1	1
67	Vincent Tang	clairebear	0	0
68	Jonathon Wei Sing Lee	Jx	0	0
69	Alex Pryor	buggrit	0	0
70	Edmund Hastings	mr gen	0	0
71	Amardeep Lidder	andre	0	0
72	Eleanor Scull	the enchantress	0	0
73	Caroline Wilson	La Fantoma	1	1
74	Jessica Allen	Heidi	0	0
75	Benjamin Michael Crittenden	0071	0	0
76	James Paul Fisher	Boulsover	2	2
77	Matt Young	Olekrios	0	0
78	David Roberts	pseudonym	0	0
79	Louis Jagger	The Space Beatle AKA The Monolith	2	2
80	Rupert James Roe	Big Dave	0	0
81	Rebekah Graham	Guanaquita	0	0
82	Chris Doman	womble	0	0
82	Joseph Anthony Leo Nicholl	Schniples	0	0
84	Kelly-Anne Packer	Dafodil	0	0
84	Louisa Alexandra Messenger	los dos toiletes	0	0
85	Alexandra Marley	Ally	0	0
86	Austin Matthew Anderson	the brick	0	0
88	Aditya Kale	Black Sun	0	0
89	Philip R Dub	cold fire	0	0
90	Kazim Pal	Curryman	0	0
91	Alex Labram	French Translation Practice	0	0
92	Martin Hare Robertson	Proteus	0	0
93	Luke Norman	kh	0	0
94	Talan Le Geyt	Hydra	1	1
95	Reuben Bard-Rosenberg	Hugo Chavez	0	0
96	Adam Hall	The Wonderful Wizard of Zo	0	0
97	Soleil Kellar	Lunar	0	0
98	Philippa Cox	The Venomous Bede	1	1
99	Henry Morgan Hallam	SandwichToaster	0	0
100	Amos Micah How	Princess Peach	0	0
101	Hannah Dyson	Jackie	1	1
102	Sam Cohen	Golgi	0	0
103	Olga Sedelnikova	Dave	0	0
104	Jonathan Michael Ahearn	Qualcuno	0	0
105	Alasdair McClenahan	The SlyCer	0	0
106	Christopher Korek	Kaiser Suzi	0	0
107	Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski	Meee!	1	1
108	Thomas Mason	The Unmitigated Bastard	0	0
109	Michael Ian Kerr	hellpaso	0	0
110	Chris Smowton	Sir Humphrey	0	0
111	Charles Pearson	Charlie Chalk	0	0
112	Katie Sarah Howe	Weebleflip	1	1
113	Jacob Samuel Corteen	The Kremlin	0	0
114	Damian John Maguire	The Culexus	0	0
115	Alice McNamara	Bob	0	0
116	Samuel Kyle Burnand	Zacharias	0	0
117	David Smith	Ape City	0	0
118	Blaise Martay	snailgoat	0	0
119	Helena Ruth Hollis	Fledermaus	0	0
120	Jonathan Pemberthy	Hartigan	1	2
120	Jamie Brandon	Boris	2	4
122	Andrew David Beale	batmo	0	0
123	Bhawinder Chophla	Buffy	0	0
124	Andy Davies	The Fish	0	0
125	Tom Wootten	Two Seven Andrew Jackson Andrew Jackson	0	0
126	George Pender	Blames Jond	0	0
127	Samuel Borin	Psychofresher	0	0
128	Charlotte Heron	A Night With Venus	0	0
129	Bethany Fay Colman	shadowkitty	0	0
130	Ellen Turnbull	Deadly Melon	0	0
131	Mark Thompson	No pseudonyms (yet)	0	0
132	Alex Carroll	I'm a lumberjack and i'm OK	0	0
133	Richard Kirkdale	Pirate Pete	0	0
134	Simeon Bird	A Death Circus	0	0
135	Paul Anthony Dempster	Jack Skellington	0	0
135	Christopher James Donnelly	The Poisoner	0	0
137	Marianne Park	Sickert	0	0

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