Here are the names and details of all those charged with protecting Cambridge from the undesirable elements of society:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | Email Address | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Master of Police | purple bra | Tom Booth | tjgb2@cam.ac.uk | C5 (Old Court) | Peterhouse | No Water | Shared room. Please try to avoid annoying my (non-playing) roommate; his patience is great but not limitless. There are two fellows on my staircase so be sensible, and if possible, quiet, when trying to do me in, please. |
Mistress of Police | A night with Venus | Charlotte Heron | crh48@cam.ac.uk | OH137 | Newnham College | No Water | Known as Lottie. |
Agent | Giles Caulderwood | James Wardley | jw457@cam.ac.uk | BB25 | Queens' College | No Water | |
Agent | Inflammable Jim | Thomas Richard Branton | trb35@cam.ac.uk | T12, Memorial Court | Clare College | No Water | Known as Tom. Allergy to egg (not on contact, just ingestion when neat). |
Constable | Jacques Clouseau | Jamie Brandon | jcb73@cam.ac.uk | J9 | Robinson College | No Water | I share a double room. I have a laptop which tends to live on or around my bed. |
Constable | The Collorado Bulldog | Damian John Maguire | djm98@cam.ac.uk | Room 229, West House | Homerton College | No Water | Computer Scientist. |
Constable | Penfold | Talan Le Geyt | tjl34@cam.ac.uk | B13 Cripps | St John's College | No Water | |
Constable | jimmy | Christopher Korek | csk25@cam.ac.uk | Room 13, 10 Selwyn Gardens | Pembroke College | No Water | |
Constable | curryman | Kazim Pal | kp304@cam.ac.uk | 4 Springfield | Gonville and Caius College | No Water | |
Constable | Christopher Daniels | Chris Longworth | cl336@cam.ac.uk | 14 Devonshire Road | Christ's College | No Water | I live in a shared flat. |
Constable | Murphy's Law | Gabriel Wu | gsw27@cam.ac.uk | D4B Chancellors Court | Hughes Hall | No Water | |
Constable | Nimrod | David Smith | dlgs2@cam.ac.uk | Room 12, 3 St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | |
Constable | Bewilderbeest | Janet Scott | js613@cam.ac.uk | G9 | Trinity Hall | No Water | |
Constable | Holberg | Felicity Boyce | fcab2@cam.ac.uk | BH11 | New Hall | No Water | Note that rooms 12 and 13 adjacent to mine are used by conference guests. Please be sensible. |
Special Constable | Third Time Lucky | Samuel Borin | slb77@cam.ac.uk | Main Court I21 | Downing | No Water | Careful of the laptop and violin in the room. Also the black tie wear and suit in the cupboard. Kosher diet - no animal-derived poisons. Careful of the building/furnishings - the college will not be happy if they are damaged. |
These have gone to the great doughnut shop in the sky:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College |
---|---|---|---|
Super Chief of Police | The Shady Cabal | Lauren Grest | Newnham College |
Agent | The Short Arm | Tim Bartram | Churchill College |
Constable | Joke Pom-Pom The Thirteenth | Rosemary Warner | Gonville and Caius College |
Constable | In the spirit of the game | Samuel Borin | Downing |
Constable | Lee Harvey Oswold | Richard Kirkdale | Peterhouse |
Constable | the thin blue square | Bethany Fay Colman | King's College |
Constable | Hartigan | Jonathan Pemberthy | Jesus College |
Constable | Basil the great mouse detective | Helena Ruth Hollis | Peterhouse |
Constable | The Kremlin | Jacob Samuel Corteen | Fitzwilliam College |
Constable | scum buster | Andy Davies | Trinity College |
Constable | License_to_Kill | Steven Ortega | Churchill College |
Constable | Trisha | Sandra Wilhelmi | Sidney Sussex College |
Constable | RTFQ | Tom Wootten | Trinity Hall |
Constable | ATWOOD | Kelly-Anne Packer | Newnham College |
Constable | A terrible Weapon of Super-Science | Simeon Bird | Pembroke College |
Constable | Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana | David Bird | Pembroke College |
Constable | Best served cold | Philip R Dub | Churchill College |
Constable | David Starsky | Christopher Doris | Robinson College |
Constable | purple bra | Charlotte Heron | Newnham College |
Constable | Serenity | Jamie Horder | Gonville and Caius College |
Constable | Edward A. Heaney, Purveyor of SCIENCE to the Gentry | Ed Heaney | Christ's College |
Constable | The Embodiment of Subtlety (in person) | Philip Bielby | Gonville and Caius College |
Special Constable | Psychofresher | Samuel Borin | Downing |
And these are the names of those who turned to the dark side of the Force, and paid the price:
Rank | Pseudonym | Real Name | College | Crime |
---|---|---|---|---|
Constable | Tycoonius, Lord of all Business | David Birch | None | Bribing the umpire with clementines. |
Constable | The Fun Police | Alex Labram | Christ's College | Attacking the police. |
Constable | Stinging Nettle | Serena Allery | Churchill College | Stabbing the Umpire. |
Constable | Hedwig and the Angry Inch | Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann | King's College | Shooting an innocent, crimes against literacy and general muppetry. |
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