The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List
The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence ListThis is the list of incompetents:
This is the list of incompetent police:
| Real Name | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Rank | Pseudonym | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Longworth | 14 Devonshire Road | Christ's College | No Water | Constable | Christopher Daniels | I live in a shared flat. |
| Kazim Pal | 4 Springfield | Gonville and Caius College | No Water | Constable | curryman | |
| Damian John Maguire | Room 229, West House | Homerton College | No Water | Constable | The Collorado Bulldog | Computer Scientist. |
| Gabriel Wu | D4B Chancellors Court | Hughes Hall | No Water | Constable | Murphy's Law | |
| Christopher Korek | Room 13, 10 Selwyn Gardens | Pembroke College | No Water | Constable | jimmy | |
| David Smith | Room 12, 3 St Peter's Terrace | Peterhouse | No Water | Constable | Nimrod |
And this is a list of corpses:
| Name | College | Pseudonym |
|---|---|---|
| Eleanor Scull | Trinity Hall | the enchantress |
| Andrew Clyde | Girton College | Blacktongue |
| Alexandra Marley | Newnham College | Ally |
| David Manning | Homerton College | Hampster |
| Paul Rapkin | APU | Daddy P |
| Ross Edmondson | Selwyn College | Kestrel |
| Kelly-Anne Packer | Newnham College | Dafodil |
| Matt Young | Queens' College | Olekrios |
| Maayan Linglingai Ashkenazi | Robinson College | shlemazle matz |
| Edmund Hastings | King's College | mr gen |
| Karl Zammit-Maempel | Gonville and Caius College | blackdog |
| Wendy Ho | Robinson College | pink vodka |
| Jonathon Wei Sing Lee | Clare College | Jx |
| Wei Li | Newnham College | Were-rabbit |
| Bo Markus Rikard Forsman | Girton College | Remedial Saucer |
| Simon Dowrick | Jesus College | Zeta |
| Amardeep Lidder | Emmanuel College | andre |
| Gabriel Wu | Hughes Hall | Infinite Entropy |
| Louisa Alexandra Messenger | Newnham College | los dos toiletes |
| Rupert James Roe | Gonville and Caius College | Big Dave |
| Steve Mounsey | Homerton College | psycho skid AKA meta-noid AKA cheese monster AKA the last badger |
| Chris Doman | Fitzwilliam College | womble |
| Philip R Dub | Churchill College | cold fire |
| A. Ssassin | Trinity College | Tinkabell |
| Alice Harriet Rose Waterman | Peterhouse | Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow |
| Christopher Doris | Robinson College | Biffa D |
| Nicholas John William Duncan | Christ's College | Nuck |
| Ben Weaver | Pembroke College | Merriset |
| Benjamin Michael Crittenden | Churchill College | 0071 |
| Charlotte Sayers | Peterhouse | Noir-Mort |
| Michael Royal | Sidney Sussex College | Dusty Rhodes |
| Henry Fovargue | Magdalene College | PringleMuncher |
| Tim Bartram | Churchill College | Formerly Magnolia |
| Christopher Jenkins | Magdalene College | Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer |
| James Gill | Hughes Hall | Big Face |
| Tom Nixon | Clare College | supercoolcarl |
| Vincent Tang | King's College | clairebear |
| Rebekah Graham | Homerton College | Guanaquita |
| Austin Matthew Anderson | Gonville and Caius College | the brick |
| Jessica Allen | Emmanuel College | Heidi |
| Thomas de Rivaz | Gonville and Caius College | I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. AKA The Mystery Lurker |
| Joseph Anthony Leo Nicholl | Fitzwilliam College | Schniples |
| Aditya Kale | Girton College | Black Sun |
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