The Assassins' Guild

[26 Nov, 09:25 AM] Sarah Donnelly shot at Aidan Robison. Michael Wallace assisted. Richard Gibson gave moral support.

New on Thursday, 1 December

[28 Oct, 08:40 AM] Xanth shot Thomas Fitch (Harker).

[1 Dec, 05:00 AM] Silence descends...

New on Wednesday, 30 November

[28 Nov, 10:00 AM] Michael Wallace and Richard Gibson lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

[28 Nov, 21:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

[27 Nov, 16:47 PM] Giles Caulderwood met Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[30 Oct, 17:33 PM] Cipher sent a poisoned letter to Aidan Robison.

[29 Oct, 20:39 PM] Martyn Mario Lister left a poisoned letter for killer rabbit.

[1 Nov, 17:22 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. sent poisoned letters to pink vodka and Biffa D.

[23 Oct, 19:35 PM] Speed Seven left a poisoned letter for Harker.

[23 Oct, 19:00 PM] Biclops failed to find Felicity Boyce and left a poisoned letter for womble.

[23 Oct, 15:03 PM] Cuddles left poisoned letters for The Chorus of Frogs and French Translation Practice.

[20 Oct, 16:16 PM] The Cornflake Monster left a poisoned letter for the enchantress.

New on Monday, 28 November

[27 Nov, 18:20 PM] A purple bra brought about the demise of the incompetent Richard Kirkdale (Lee Harvey Oswold).

[27 Nov, 21:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[27 Nov, 18:15 PM] Third Time Lucky brought an end to Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)'s reign of terror.

New on Sunday, 27 November

[26 Nov, 10:00 AM] Aidan Robison (Xanth AKA Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) AKA Rolf Wood AKA Young Nasty Man AKA The Quantum Geographer) resigned himself to playing Othello.

[26 Nov, 09:00 AM] Sarah Donnelly, Michael Wallace and Richard Gibson lurked for Aidan Robison.

New on Saturday, 26 November

[26 Nov, 15:04 PM] Nick Plummer received a present.

[24 Nov, 21:00 PM] Alex Labram (The Fun Police) and Ed Heaney (Edward A. Heaney, Purveyor of SCIENCE to the Gentry) attacked the SWAT team looking for Hedwig and the Angry Inch, killing Tim Bartram (The Short Arm) and Philip Bielby (The Embodiment of Subtlety (in person)) before being dispatched by A night with Venus and a sneaky purple bra with some "assistance" from Giles Caulderwood.

[25 Nov, 11:00 AM] Edward A. Heaney, Purveyor of SCIENCE to the Gentry was rather dead and bored.

[26 Nov, 00:10 AM] Someone placed a bounty on rather a lot of people.

New on Friday, 25 November

[23 Nov, 12:00 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne lurked for Michael Wallace.

[23 Nov, 11:30 AM] Michael Wallace and Richard Gibson lurked in Thomas de Rivaz's dark places for a while.

[22 Nov, 16:25 PM] Thomas de Rivaz lurked for Michael Wallace.

[25 Nov, 00:45 AM] The legendary Philip Bridge was disappointed.

[23 Nov, 20:40 PM] Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw and The Mystery Lurker were seen stalking Richard Gibson. No-one noticed Mr. Asquadgle (I presume).

[24 Nov, 20:20 PM] Sarah Donnelly met but didn't kill Nick Plummer.

[25 Nov, 13:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[16 Nov, 13:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly killed Richard Peter Charles Manns (Flooflebunny).

[23 Nov, 21:00 PM] Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw went to visit Sarah Donnelly, but she seemed to be busy.

[24 Nov, 22:55 PM] Richard Gibson killed Nick Plummer (Cuddles AKA El Pollo Diablo AKA Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution AKA Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne AKA Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw) with some assistance from Michael Wallace.

[23 Nov, 13:20 PM] El Pollo Diablo lurked for Michael Wallace.

New on Thursday, 24 November

[23 Nov, 23:00 PM] Penfold killed the incompetent Jamie Horder (Serenity).

[22 Nov, 19:00 PM] The Ten of Wands lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

New on Wednesday, 23 November

[21 Nov, 12:00 PM] Nick Plummer killed Felicity Boyce (A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand).

[20 Nov, 16:15 PM] Felicity Boyce was spotted while lurking for Nick Plummer.

[11 Nov, 10:15 AM] Felicity Boyce lurked for Adam Baird Fraser.

[9 Nov, 11:40 AM] Adam Baird Fraser lurked for Felicity Boyce.

[7 Nov, 12:15 PM] Felicity Boyce inconclusively encountered Adam Baird Fraser.

[21 Nov, 17:10 PM] Xanth killed Steve Mounsey (psycho skid AKA meta-noid AKA cheese monster AKA the last badger) with some assistance from Hedwig and the Angry Inch and purple bra.

[20 Nov, 22:30 PM] The Short Arm brought Serena Allery (Stinging Nettle) to justice.

[21 Nov, 17:00 PM] Richard Gibson wasted a few more hours of his life looking for Thomas de Rivaz.

[21 Nov, 14:30 PM] Milk the Cow and The Bandwidth Bandit lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

New on Tuesday, 22 November

[21 Nov, 16:15 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for psycho skid.

[21 Nov, 15:30 PM] Rolf Wood lurked for Felicity Boyce.

[21 Nov, 14:00 PM] Milk the Cow saw Christopher Field MA.

[21 Nov, 16:30 PM] Third Time Lucky failed to kill The Fun Police.

[20 Nov, 21:03 PM] Stinging Nettle stabbed the immortal Umpire.

[20 Nov, 23:30 PM] Nick Plummer exchanged fire with Sarah Donnelly.

[20 Nov, 20:00 PM] the last badger lurked briefly for Aidan Robison and Felicity Boyce.

[20 Nov, 17:30 PM] El Pollo Diablo failed to find Felicity Boyce.

[20 Nov, 17:05 PM] Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution might have met psycho skid.

[20 Nov, 13:03 PM] The Mystery Lurker went to visit Sarah Donnelly.

[20 Nov, 13:20 PM] Sir Dr Justice Tuan Feroz Tuan Musa made psycho skid an offer he somehow managed to refuse.

New on Sunday, 20 November

[19 Nov, 22:28 PM] Nick Plummer allegedly lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[19 Nov, 18:45 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch killed another innocent.

[19 Nov, 15:40 PM] Sarah Donnelly mutilated the corpse of Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

[17 Nov, 18:00 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[19 Nov, 21:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly killed the incompetent Charlotte Sayers (Noir-Mort).

New on Saturday, 19 November

[19 Nov, 17:55 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch shot an innocent while looking for Noir-Mort.

[19 Nov, 15:30 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[18 Nov, 16:35 PM] A purple bra finally dispatched the invisible Wei Li (Were-rabbit).

[18 Nov, 16:55 PM] Young Nasty Man killed Philip Bielby (The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester AKA A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice).

[18 Nov, 16:15 PM] Milk the Cow lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

[16 Nov, 13:50 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne killed Janet Scott (Wilderbeest).

[18 Nov, 12:00 PM] Another opportunity for bounty hunters appeared.

[16 Nov, 09:00 AM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand lurked for Wilderbeest.

[17 Nov, 16:15 PM] Thomas de Rivaz made contact with Xanth.

[16 Nov, 23:00 PM] The Kremlin, Penfold, Inflammable Jim and The Short Arm went to visit Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer. Christopher Jenkins (Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer) killed Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Kremlin) before succumbing to The Short Arm.

[17 Nov, 13:00 PM] A purple bra lurked for Noir-Mort.

[16 Nov, 07:00 AM] Sir Dr Justice Tuan Feroz Tuan Musa had a proposition for The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester.

New on Thursday, 17 November

[16 Nov, 19:00 PM] psycho skid went to visit Were-rabbit.

[16 Nov, 20:03 PM] Inflammable Jim killed the incompetent Jonathan Pemberthy (Hartigan).

[16 Nov, 20:05 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice attempted to kill psycho skid.

[16 Nov, 08:40 AM] Guess what happened? That's right: an anonymous bounty was offered.

New on Wednesday, 16 November

[16 Nov, 12:00 PM] Cuddles lurked for Wilderbeest.

[16 Nov, 12:15 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch lurked for Were-rabbit.

[14 Nov, 14:30 PM] The Mystery Lurker killed Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann (But what if I can? AKA Revelation).

[11 Nov, 14:06 PM] Wilderbeest disputed the handsomeness of Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[11 Nov, 23:00 PM] A purple bra mutilated the corpse of RTFQ.

New on Tuesday, 15 November

[15 Nov, 18:30 PM] Henry Pym brought about the demise of Ben Weaver (Merriset).

[15 Nov, 17:20 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit engaged in a sandwich-making extravaganza against Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer.

[10 Nov, 19:15 PM] Cuddles knifed Ed Heaney (The Chorus of Frogs AKA Flying Hippie Girl).

[10 Nov, 18:35 PM] Someone offered an anonymous bounty.

[15 Nov, 17:40 PM] It's yet another anonymous bounty!

[15 Nov, 17:35 PM] Amuse an angry man and win a fabulous bounty!

[14 Nov, 15:55 PM] Penfold thought he witnessed something.

[15 Nov, 12:50 PM] Jacques Clouseau killed Christopher Doris (David Starsky).

[15 Nov, 17:15 PM] A purple bra tried to find Were-rabbit and Merriset.

[14 Nov, 16:00 PM] Christopher Jenkins had an encounter with a purple bra.

[15 Nov, 12:00 PM] The Mystery Lurker reported a pseudo mental killing from the past.

[14 Nov, 13:38 PM] Flooflebunny stalked Merriset.

[14 Nov, 11:16 AM] Someone sent an anonymous picture of a helper monkey.

[11 Nov, 19:34 PM] Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution, Philip Bielby, The Short Arm, a Pirate and a Sock Puppet killed the horribly corrupt David Birch (Tycoonius, Lord of all Business).

[12 Nov, 17:30 PM] Merriset lurked for El Pollo Diablo and The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester.

[13 Nov, 12:00 PM] psycho skid attempted to locate Sarah Donnelly.

[13 Nov, 11:05 AM] Michael Wallace and Revelation lurked for Janet Scott.

[14 Nov, 08:35 AM] Rolf Wood killed Adam Baird Fraser (Lord Downey).

New on Sunday, 13 November

[12 Nov, 00:30 AM] The Kremlin killed the incompetent Philip R Dub (Best served cold).

[11 Nov, 18:00 PM] Michael Wallace annihilated his door.

[10 Nov, 00:05 AM] Various suspicious characters had an encounter with some glitter.

[13 Nov, 12:15 PM] psycho skid lurked for Were-rabbit.

[13 Nov, 10:01 AM] the last badger lurked for Aidan Robison.

[13 Nov, 10:35 AM] Janet Scott went to visit Michael Wallace.

[12 Nov, 12:00 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne killed Adrian Potter (Biclops).

[11 Nov, 10:15 AM] Rolf Wood lurked for Adam Baird Fraser.

[11 Nov, 19:00 PM] Vixen went to visit Merriset.

[11 Nov, 16:27 PM] A night with Venus encountered The Fun Police.

[11 Nov, 12:45 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice and The Mystery Lurker lurked for psycho skid.

[11 Nov, 10:30 AM] Philip Bielby lurked for the incompetent Were-rabbit.

[11 Nov, 08:00 AM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[10 Nov, 22:37 PM] Serenity killed Sandra Wilhelmi (Trisha).

[10 Nov, 08:40 AM] Noir-Mort went looking for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[10 Nov, 09:30 AM] Henry Pym lurked for Richard Gibson and Were-rabbit.

[10 Nov, 20:00 PM] The SWAT team went hunting incompetents.

[10 Nov, 22:00 PM] Michael Wallace, A night with Venus, Giles Caulderwood and purple bra had an encounter with The Fun Police.

[11 Nov, 13:05 PM] Wilderbeest killed Tom Wootten (RTFQ).

[10 Nov, 21:40 PM] Richard Gibson was unable to verify the existence of Were-rabbit.

[10 Nov, 09:15 AM] The Bandwidth Bandit tried to find the invisible Were-rabbit.

[10 Nov, 22:44 PM] Wilderbeest had a message for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[10 Nov, 19:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly went to visit Merriset.

[10 Nov, 20:41 PM] Luci Sandbach spotted Paul Fox.

[10 Nov, 20:50 PM] Luci Sandbach and The Fun Police exchanged stabs.

[8 Nov, 20:45 PM] A purple bra brought about the demise of Michael Royal (Dusty Rhodes) in the presence of Ed Heaney, Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

New on Thursday, 10 November

[6 Nov, 17:50 PM] Tycoonius, Lord of all Business killed Rosemary Warner (Joke Pom-Pom The Thirteenth).

[10 Nov, 08:10 AM] Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann lurked for Were-rabbit.

[9 Nov, 11:00 AM] Le criminale legendare The Cornflake Monster pompt du pompt Simeon Bird (A terrible Weapon of Super-Science).

[9 Nov, 23:20 PM] Schtiel spoke from beyond the grave.

[9 Nov, 22:30 PM] Giles Caulderwood shot Kelly-Anne Packer (ATWOOD).

[9 Nov, 19:50 PM] A purple bra placed a bounty.

[9 Nov, 13:30 PM] Flooflebunny brought Dominic James Graham Hockley (killer rabbit AKA break-dancing badger) to his death.

[6 Nov, 13:30 PM] Richard Gibson saw Carrie Oliver MA.

[8 Nov, 22:10 PM] Richard Gibson directly interacted with Philip Bridge.

[9 Nov, 19:30 PM] Stinging Nettle killed Steven Ortega (License_to_Kill).

[10 Nov, 12:15 PM] El Pollo Diablo shot Stephen Chester (My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really.).

New on Wednesday, 9 November

[8 Nov, 19:37 PM] Tim Bartram (Formerly Magnolia)'s gun misfired, killing him. Oops.

[8 Nov, 20:50 PM] Flying Hippie Girl dispatched John David Morgan (Arnaud duClare) in the presence of the legendary The Cornflake Monster.

[8 Nov, 20:00 PM] Michael Wallace went looking for Formerly Magnolia.

[9 Nov, 15:00 PM] A purple bra killed the legendary criminal Philip Bridge (The Cornflake Monster).

[9 Nov, 14:00 PM] Thomas de Rivaz bought some mince pies from multiple supermarkets simultaneously.

[9 Nov, 13:00 PM] Giles Caulderwood looked for ATWOOD once more.

[8 Nov, 18:20 PM] Lord Downey lurked for Noir-Mort.

[8 Nov, 17:05 PM] Biclops hunted for Wilderbeest.

[8 Nov, 20:19 PM] Luci Sandbach held some shoes to ransom.

[8 Nov, 17:30 PM] Richard Gibson sliced apart Lauren Grest(The Shady Cabal).

[8 Nov, 17:13 PM] Penfold failed to find The Cornflake Monster.

[8 Nov, 13:24 PM] Another bounty was placed.

New on Tuesday, 8 November

[7 Nov, 10:35 AM] Wilderbeest went looking for Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[6 Nov, 21:30 PM] The Cornflake Monster murdered Sarah Tang (A few unsupervised children AKA ICC Berkshire).

New on Monday, 7 November

[7 Nov, 12:00 PM] El Pollo Diablo dispatched Owain Bristow (Marlon the Grasshopper AKA Chuck Norris).

[7 Nov, 19:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz destroyed his enemy, Richard Mycroft (Cipher).

[6 Nov, 20:30 PM] Philip Bridge's The Amazing story.

[6 Nov, 22:00 PM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) lurked for Michael Wallace.

[7 Nov, 17:54 PM] RTFQ offered a bounty.

[6 Nov, 21:30 PM] A few unsupervised children killed Gordon Ball (Thufir Hawat).

[7 Nov, 21:56 PM] Baileys and Cointreau attempted to poison A night with Venus.

[6 Nov, 10:11 AM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice lurked for psycho skid.

[6 Nov, 19:30 PM] Adam Baird Fraser made an attempt on The Shady Cabal, apparently.

[7 Nov, 11:02 AM] Giles Caulderwood looked for ATWOOD.

[7 Nov, 09:59 AM] The Cornflake Monster shot Bethany Fay Colman (the thin blue square) and poisoned Giles Caulderwood's doorhandle.

[6 Nov, 13:30 PM] cheese monster killed David Manning (Hampster).

[6 Nov, 18:39 PM] break-dancing badger lurked for My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really..

[6 Nov, 19:55 PM] Nedward Monkton went to meet Dusty Rhodes.

[6 Nov, 21:30 PM] Flooflebunny went to visit break-dancing badger.

[6 Nov, 20:40 PM] The Ten of Wands killed off Andy Davies (scum buster).

[6 Nov, 20:17 PM] A night with Venus went looking for ATWOOD.

[5 Nov, 11:06 AM] Cipher waited for Aidan Robison.

[5 Nov, 23:55 PM] A purple bra brought Ross Edmondson (Kestrel) to his death with some assistance from Michael Wallace, Sarah Donnelly and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

New on Sunday, 6 November

[6 Nov, 13:55 PM] Xanth killed Stephen Williams (Rosie).

[6 Nov, 11:30 AM] meta-noid lurked for Were-rabbit.

[5 Nov, 17:00 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand went to visit Cipher.

[4 Nov, 11:10 AM] Kestrel was too late for Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

New on Saturday, 5 November

[3 Nov, 19:00 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. lurked for Noir-Mort.

[5 Nov, 06:30 AM] Ed Heaney went to look for Dusty Rhodes and Kestrel.

[3 Nov, 15:45 PM] Steve-o went to visit Thufir Hawat.

[4 Nov, 12:00 PM] Steve-o hopped around with Felicity Boyce for a while.

[4 Nov, 13:15 PM] A few unsupervised children played amongst the traffic in Hampster's part of town.

[5 Nov, 10:30 AM] Ed Heaney disclosed his travel plans.

[2 Nov, 14:30 PM] Stoneface mutilated the corpse of shlemazle matz, before going to visit pink vodka.

[2 Nov, 14:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz killed Wendy Ho (pink vodka).

[4 Nov, 12:30 PM] Thufir Hawat lurked for Were-rabbit.

[3 Nov, 13:20 PM] Richard Gibson shot Johannes Nordstrom (Stoneface) for bearing.

[2 Nov, 15:30 PM] the Killinat0r mutilated shlemazle matz with the courageous support of Flying Hippie Girl.

[3 Nov, 13:10 PM] Noir-Mort stabbed Nick Plummer in the arm.

[4 Nov, 17:02 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer lurked for Biclops.

[4 Nov, 12:45 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer went looking for psycho skid.

[3 Nov, 09:15 AM] Felicity Boyce visited Girton to kill Bo Markus Rikard Forsman (Remedial Saucer).

[4 Nov, 18:20 PM] Nick Plummer saw another hobbit.

[4 Nov, 16:15 PM] Arnaud duClare lurked for Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer.

[4 Nov, 18:00 PM] Henry Pym lurked for Formerly Magnolia.

[5 Nov, 12:05 PM] Felicity Boyce killed the unsubtle James O'Driscoll (Norfolk inch Hans AKA The Flea).

[3 Nov, 14:08 PM] meta-noid lurked for Were-rabbit.

[31 Oct, 17:55 PM] El Pollo Diablo went to visit My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really..

New on Friday, 4 November

[3 Nov, 18:30 PM] El Pollo Diablo killed the incompetent Gabriel Wu (Infinite Entropy).

[3 Nov, 17:00 PM] Noir-Mort went to visit Remedial Saucer.

[3 Nov, 13:05 PM] Nick Plummer killed Alice Harriet Rose Waterman (Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow).

[3 Nov, 17:36 PM] David Bird (Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana) resigned from the police force.

[31 Oct, 16:20 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice went looking for pink vodka.

[1 Nov, 17:30 PM] Penfold and RTFQ went inco-bashing, looking for Biffa D, shlemazle matz, supercoolcarl and pink vodka.

[1 Nov, 13:00 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit was too busy to deal with Adam Baird Fraser.

[1 Nov, 12:28 PM] Formerly Magnolia thought they saw Merriset.

New on Thursday, 3 November

[2 Nov, 15:30 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit and The Chorus of Frogs discovered they were too late for pink vodka.

[2 Nov, 06:50 AM] Vixen poisoned Maayan Linglingai Ashkenazi (shlemazle matz).

[2 Nov, 20:00 PM] Nick Plummer had a bad evening.

[2 Nov, 16:00 PM] Rosie tried to find Felicity Boyce.

[2 Nov, 12:15 PM] Lord Downey went to look for the incompetents Noir-Mort and Kestrel.

[3 Nov, 00:36 AM] Luci Sandbach claimed not to be playing this term.

[28 Oct, 16:30 PM] Vixen prowled around for Zeta.

[2 Nov, 13:29 PM] The Shady Cabal created a likeness of the Umpire.

[2 Nov, 11:30 AM] Cuddles had an inconclusive battle with Ed Heaney.

[31 Oct, 22:24 PM] Nedward Monkton dealt with the incompetent A. Ssassin (Tinkabell).

[1 Nov, 23:30 PM] Jacques Clouseau played a game of deathmatch pool with Christopher Doris (Biffa D).

[1 Nov, 18:25 PM] Xanth killed Henry Stannard (Horatio).

[1 Nov, 23:44 PM] It's that time of the week again: anonymous bounty time!

[1 Nov, 19:33 PM] Nick Plummer placed yet another bounty.

[31 Oct, 08:55 AM] A few unsupervised children consigned Serena Allery (Molten Larva) to become a statistic with some help from Nedward Monkton.

[1 Nov, 17:00 PM] The Flea killed the incompetent ****** (blackdog).

[28 Oct, 08:30 AM] Lord Downey lurked for supercoolcarl.

[1 Nov, 09:30 AM] Michael Wallace didn't realise that there's little worse than giving a present and taking it back.

[1 Nov, 13:25 PM] Marlon the Grasshopper mutilated the corpse of Tinkabell.

[1 Nov, 09:20 AM] Flooflebunny went to visit Tinkabell and killer rabbit.

[31 Oct, 18:30 PM] Cuddles attempted to locate The Chorus of Frogs.

[31 Oct, 16:00 PM] The Cornflake Monster went to look for Tinkabell.

[31 Oct, 16:15 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester paid a visit to the home of shlemazle matz.

[31 Oct, 18:20 PM] Michael Wallace left some presents for Tinkabell.

[30 Oct, 23:55 PM] Ed Heaney got a surprise.

[29 Oct, 18:00 PM] Ed Heaney, A terrible Weapon of Super-Science and Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana looked for Zeta.

New on Tuesday, 1 November

[1 Nov, 16:04 PM] Merriset killed Thomas Richard Branton (Inflammable Jim), before going to visit supercoolcarl.

[1 Nov, 14:40 PM] Tom Nixon (supercoolcarl) retired from the game.

[27 Oct, 10:02 AM] Biclops lurked a lurking Felicity Boyce, apparently.

[30 Oct, 20:20 PM] Penfold mutilated the corpse of Zeta.

[31 Oct, 15:20 PM] Samuel Borin (Psychofresher) got a surprise when he went to visit the incompetent Kestrel.

[31 Oct, 11:02 AM] meta-noid shot Paul Rapkin (Daddy P).

[31 Oct, 09:55 AM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann killed Jamie Horder (Fat Freddy's Khat) with some assistance from Michael Wallace.

[31 Oct, 14:00 PM] Ed Heaney killed Nicholas John William Duncan (Nuck) on his way to a supervision.

[31 Oct, 13:00 PM] cheese monster killed Lucy Stephenson (Schtiel).

[30 Oct, 10:45 AM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand executed a cycle-by on Paul Fox (Speed Seven).

[31 Oct, 11:00 AM] Wilderbeest went looking for Sarah Tang and Flooflebunny.

[31 Oct, 10:30 AM] Henry Pym went to visit Tinkabell.

[30 Oct, 20:00 PM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) lurked for Horatio.

[30 Oct, 20:00 PM] The Ten of Wands went to visit Tinkabell.

[30 Oct, 20:40 PM] Penfold went to visit Tinkabell.

[30 Oct, 15:00 PM] Horatio didn't fool Thufir Hawat.

New on Monday, 31 October

[30 Oct, 18:56 PM] break-dancing badger hunted for Inflammable Jim.

[29 Oct, 10:57 AM] The Flea went looking for Marlon the Grasshopper.

[29 Oct, 10:15 AM] Hampster failed to find Horatio.

[29 Oct, 12:30 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand helped Thomas Cock (Spartan) to join the Country Club.

[30 Oct, 20:00 PM] Nick Plummer saw a hobbit.

[30 Oct, 17:00 PM] Formerly Magnolia went to visit Merriset.

[30 Oct, 15:15 PM] Norfolk inch Hans had a lucky encounter with Tom Booth (Martyn Mario Lister).

[29 Oct, 23:25 PM] David Birch met some assassins.

[30 Oct, 16:00 PM] meta-noid lurked for Schtiel.

New on Sunday, 30 October

[26 Oct, 22:00 PM] The Cornflake Monster killed Edmund Hastings (mr gen).

[30 Oct, 13:00 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann encountered a cute, fluffy death-monster.

[28 Oct, 12:16 PM] The Kremlin managed not to kill an innocent.

[29 Oct, 10:50 AM] El Pollo Diablo lurked for Norfolk inch Hans.

[29 Oct, 18:45 PM] Were-rabbit shot Mike Collins (Jaws).

[29 Oct, 20:00 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer received a poisoned letter from Arnaud duClare.

[29 Oct, 18:30 PM] Psychofresher killed the incompetent Simon Dowrick (Zeta).

[29 Oct, 11:00 AM] scum buster lurked lectures for Infinite Entropy.

[28 Oct, 23:00 PM] Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana and A terrible Weapon of Super-Science went looking for Daddy P.

[27 Oct, 18:00 PM] the Killinat0r couldn't find Martyn Mario Lister kthxbye

[28 Oct, 19:14 PM] RTFQ attempted to enlighten himself.

New on Saturday, 29 October

[28 Oct, 18:45 PM] Stephen Chester killed Chris Longworth (TheFunkyMonk).

[27 Oct, 20:31 PM] Molten Larva failed to find andre, Infinite Entropy and Sarah Donnelly.

[28 Oct, 08:30 AM] Xanth dispatched Andrew Clyde (Blacktongue).

[28 Oct, 15:10 PM] Christopher Jenkins shot Henry Fovargue (PringleMuncher), but couldn't be bothered to write a report because he's a lazy student. How rare!

New on Friday, 28 October

[28 Oct, 14:45 PM] Another bounty was offered.

[27 Oct, 20:35 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot a lovely girl at Newnham (Kathryn Elizabeth Hall (Sam Chandler)).

[27 Oct, 20:00 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot an innocent, pupil of Johannes for sure!

[27 Oct, 19:20 PM] Thufir Hawat killed Vincent Tang (clairebear).

[27 Oct, 20:15 PM] Michael Wallace killed George Simon Marshall (Gilbert) with some help from Nick Plummer.

[27 Oct, 23:25 PM] After lurking in a cleaner's closet after getting through 3 keycard locked doors, Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot James Gill (Big Face), who seemed quite tipsy.

[28 Oct, 12:00 PM] Kestrel revealed that he likes pink.

[27 Oct, 23:35 PM] Sarah Donnelly shot Philip Garsed (eric_the_penguin).

[27 Oct, 20:15 PM] Schtiel killed Adam Eckersley-Waites (Turnus).

[27 Oct, 22:40 PM] The pressure became too much for Helena Ruth Hollis (Basil the great mouse detective).

[27 Oct, 20:30 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. went looking for Big Face.

[26 Oct, 13:38 PM] Stoneface surprised Caroline Wilson (La Fantoma).

[28 Oct, 00:30 AM] Adam Baird Fraser received a poisoned letter from Martyn Mario Lister.

[26 Oct, 12:00 PM] Someone left presents for The Umpire and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[27 Oct, 18:40 PM] Hartigan went looking for PringleMuncher.

[27 Oct, 13:50 PM] Heidi sent a poisoned letter to Dusty Rhodes.

[27 Oct, 12:30 PM] Inflammable Jim killed Jonathon Wei Sing Lee (Jx).

[26 Oct, 17:30 PM] Spartan went to visit the legendary Philip Bridge.

[26 Oct, 22:31 PM] Gilbert knifed Alex Pryor (buggrit).

[26 Oct, 22:30 PM] buggrit survived poisoned letters from Biffa D and Norfolk inch Hans.

[26 Oct, 22:00 PM] The Chorus of Frogs and Schtiel went looking for Turnus and were helped by Michael Wallace as they tried to find mr gen and clairebear, but nothing interesting happened.

[26 Oct, 19:00 PM] Harker shot Blacktongue.

New on Thursday, 27 October

[26 Oct, 13:50 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit was slow on the uptake.

[26 Oct, 05:30 AM] Richard Gibson was overjoyed to receive a poisoned letter from Cipher.

[25 Oct, 23:15 PM] Flooflebunny and Martyn Mario Lister sent poisoned letters to killer rabbit.

[26 Oct, 12:30 PM] Lord Downey didn't find Molten Larva.

[26 Oct, 19:00 PM] Psychofresher dealt with Amardeep Lidder (andre).

New on Wednesday, 26 October

[26 Oct, 17:50 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. sent a love letter to andre, which was opened by his girlfriend.

[26 Oct, 16:34 PM] Blacktongue almost lurked for a target.

[26 Oct, 16:00 PM] Rosie killed off Eleanor Scull (the enchantress).

[25 Oct, 18:40 PM] Fat Freddy's Khat shot James Paul Fisher (Boulsover).

[26 Oct, 12:30 PM] Norfolk inch Hans saw Marlon the Grasshopper looking around.

[26 Oct, 12:19 PM] TheFunkyMonk shot Jessica Allen (Heidi).

[25 Oct, 09:52 AM] Rupert James Roe (Big Dave) fell victim to a poisoned letter from Martyn Mario Lister.

[26 Oct, 11:16 AM] Lee Harvey Oswold attempted to find the incompetent fish mr gen and Heidi.

[26 Oct, 08:45 AM] Marlon the Grasshopper caught Benjamin Michael Crittenden (0071) with a bike between his legs.

[24 Oct, 18:49 PM] Adam Baird Fraser killed Austin Matthew Anderson (the brick) while inco-bashing.

[25 Oct, 21:00 PM] Formerly Magnolia went looking for the incompetent 0071.

[25 Oct, 19:36 PM] Rosie mutilated the corpses of Ally, Dafodil and los dos toiletes.

[25 Oct, 16:31 PM] Biffa D sent a poisoned letter to Rosie.

[25 Oct, 16:28 PM] Nedward Monkton lurked for eric_the_penguin.

New on Tuesday, 25 October

[24 Oct, 23:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester shot an innocent while inco-bashing, but redeemed himself by killing Chris Doman (womble) and Joseph Anthony Leo Nicholl (Schniples).

[25 Oct, 10:00 AM] Louis Jagger (The Space Beatle AKA The Monolith) was stabbed while visiting Stoneface.

[25 Oct, 11:15 AM] Dusty Rhodes went looking for Kestrel.

[24 Oct, 20:30 PM] The lure of Denotational Semantics proved too much for Martin Lester (The Umpire).

[24 Oct, 22:00 PM] A night with Venus dealt with Alexandra Marley (Ally), Kelly-Anne Packer (Dafodil) and Louisa Alexandra Messenger (los dos toiletes).

[24 Oct, 19:00 PM] A night with Venus, Ed Heaney, The Kremlin and Giles Caulderwood went inco-bashing.

[22 Oct, 13:36 PM] Simon Dowrick was overly paranoid... or was he?

[24 Oct, 16:15 PM] A few unsupervised children hung around Daddy P's street corner and chatted amongst themselves.

[24 Oct, 15:49 PM] Noir-Mort sent a poisoned letter to supercoolcarl.

[24 Oct, 18:59 PM] A letter from supercoolcarl failed to kill mr gen.

[24 Oct, 18:24 PM] Hampster killed Kelly-Anne Packer (Dafodil) by post.

[25 Oct, 17:45 PM] Giles Caulderwood shot the incompetent Matt Young (Olekrios).

[25 Oct, 17:00 PM] TheFunkyMonk went looking for Infinite Entropy.

[25 Oct, 17:00 PM] Boulsover turned the tables on David Roberts (pseudonym).

[25 Oct, 16:20 PM] Martyn Mario Lister mutilated the corpse of Princess Peach by poisoned letter.

[25 Oct, 12:45 PM] Sam Chandler received a poisoned letter from Biffa D.

[25 Oct, 10:24 AM] Jaws received a poisoned letter from Were-rabbit.

[25 Oct, 09:05 AM] psycho skid stabbed Rebekah Graham (Guanaquita).

[25 Oct, 05:03 AM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann received a letter from Wilderbeest.

[23 Oct, 19:30 PM] The Chorus of Frogs went to visit Arnaud duClare.

[24 Oct, 18:00 PM] clairebear went looking for Sarah Tang.

[24 Oct, 17:45 PM] Henry Pym waited for the brick.

[24 Oct, 21:00 PM] Dusty Rhodes received a poisoned letter from Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

[24 Oct, 13:29 PM] Dusty Rhodes went to visit Kestrel.

[24 Oct, 20:26 PM] The Cornflake Monster went to visit cold fire.

[24 Oct, 18:30 PM] Nick Plummer stabbed another non-player for bearing.

[24 Oct, 16:30 PM] Norfolk inch Hans lurked for PringleMuncher.

[24 Oct, 16:10 PM] Boulsover killed Philip R Dub (cold fire).

[24 Oct, 17:22 PM] Nick Plummer saw a hobbit.

[24 Oct, 17:15 PM] Harker killed Aditya Kale (Black Sun).

New on Monday, 24 October

[23 Oct, 19:35 PM] Schtiel fought back against Reuben Bard-Rosenberg (Hugo Chavez).

[23 Oct, 16:00 PM] Horatio attempted to poison Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann, The Space Beatle and Thufir Hawat by post.

[22 Oct, 22:52 PM] Gilbert attempted to kill Olekrios with a banana.

[24 Oct, 13:30 PM] Ed Heaney helped The Shady Cabal to kill Alex Labram (French Translation Practice).

[24 Oct, 09:20 AM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) didn't meet Horatio.

[24 Oct, 14:50 PM] Martyn Mario Lister shot Kazim Pal (Curryman) while he was lurking.

[24 Oct, 11:05 AM] Cuddles stabbed Martin Hare Robertson (Proteus).

[24 Oct, 09:45 AM] Stoneface lurked for Curryman.

[23 Oct, 22:15 PM] pink vodka made Marlon the Grasshopper a poisoned letter with the lord and master of all ketchups.

[23 Oct, 21:55 PM] Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow attempted to kill Dusty Rhodes without a weapon.

[21 Oct, 08:25 AM] Sam Chandler had an inconclusive knife fight with Noir-Mort.

[23 Oct, 20:15 PM] By their powers combined, break-dancing badger and Jaws defeated Talan Le Geyt (Hydra).

[23 Oct, 16:00 PM] Merriset knocked on Nuck's door.

New on Sunday, 23 October

[23 Oct, 18:55 PM] Turnus went looking for Felicity Boyce.

[23 Oct, 20:55 PM] A few unsupervised children caused the demise of Luke Norman (kh).

[23 Oct, 19:40 PM] Lord Downey didn't manage to meet the brick or Molten Larva.

[23 Oct, 17:00 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer looked for Biclops.

[23 Oct, 19:08 PM] La Fantoma managed to kill Adam Hall (The Wonderful Wizard of Zo) by poisoned letter.

[23 Oct, 15:00 PM] shlemazle matz left poisoned letters for Ed Heaney.

[23 Oct, 18:50 PM] Rosie tried to go to los dos toiletes.

[23 Oct, 16:40 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. attempted to penetrate Big Face's abode.

[20 Oct, 21:30 PM] Inflammable Jim was out when buggrit came to call.

[21 Oct, 17:06 PM] buggrit just missed Ally.

[23 Oct, 15:00 PM] The Shady Cabal attempted to punish the naughty boy French Translation Practice.

[22 Oct, 12:10 PM] Ed Heaney saw the dangerous criminal Alex Labram.

[23 Oct, 12:07 PM] Hydra stabbed Soleil Kellar (Lunar).

[22 Oct, 23:01 PM] Schtiel and The Chorus of Frogs went looking for Turnus.

[22 Oct, 22:30 PM] The Chorus of Frogs dispatched Henry Morgan Hallam (SandwichToaster) with some assistance from Schtiel.

[19 Oct, 11:55 AM] Cuddles went looking for The Chorus of Frogs.

[21 Oct, 21:40 PM] Nick Plummer stabbed a non-player for bearing.

[21 Oct, 12:40 PM] Princess Peach received a letter from Nuck.

[22 Oct, 23:15 PM] Xanth went to great pains to kill Philippa Cox (The Venomous Bede).

[20 Oct, 14:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester entered into correspondence with eric_the_penguin.

[22 Oct, 16:34 PM] Christopher Field MA saw Sarah Tang.

New on Saturday, 22 October

[21 Oct, 18:00 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. went looking for Fat Freddy's Khat.

[17 Oct, 22:14 PM] Someone was apparently looking for Sir Humphrey.

[19 Oct, 16:00 PM] Someone came to visit French Translation Practice.

[21 Oct, 10:00 AM] Against all the odds, The Space Beatle managed not to die, despite exposure to some dangerous metaphors.

[22 Oct, 19:41 PM] Sam Chandler left a note for Nedward Monkton.

[22 Oct, 12:00 PM] Thufir Hawat looked out for Were-rabbit.

[22 Oct, 12:49 PM] Spartan successfully poisoned Hannah Dyson (Jackie) by post.

[22 Oct, 11:40 AM] Harker went to visit Tinkabell.

[22 Oct, 18:30 PM] A night with Venus celebrated her birthday in style.

[21 Oct, 09:30 AM] Henry Pym lurked for Qualcuno.

[22 Oct, 08:20 AM] Remedial Saucer got into kh's room and poisoned his pet mouse with concrete blocks at the bottom of a river.

[22 Oct, 08:20 AM] Molten Larva sent kh a poisoned letter.

[21 Oct, 17:05 PM] But what if I can? send a poisoned letter to Sam Chandler.

[21 Oct, 09:54 AM] Henry Pym left a poisoned letter for Qualcuno.

[20 Oct, 19:27 PM] The Venomous Bede left a poisoned letter for Molten Larva.

[19 Oct, 21:00 PM] Weebleflip left a poisoned letter for Cipher.

[20 Oct, 21:02 PM] Tom Booth toyed with Alex Labram.

[21 Oct, 17:20 PM] Stop! The blue movie starring Tom Booth and Princess Peach was not ready yet!

[19 Oct, 15:00 PM] La Fantoma left a poisoned letter for Paul Fox.

[20 Oct, 20:00 PM] Nuck left a poisoned letter for Princess Peach.

[20 Oct, 17:45 PM] Nuck left a poisoned letter for Dave.

[22 Oct, 18:30 PM] Tom Booth banged Amos Micah How (Princess Peach).

[22 Oct, 18:00 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand paid visits to Jackie and Hydra.

[20 Oct, 19:17 PM] Hydra used Marlon the Grasshopper's toilet.

[21 Oct, 17:10 PM] Cuddles was bored.

[19 Oct, 19:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester paid visits to eric_the_penguin and shlemazle matz.

[21 Oct, 16:45 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer wasn't fooled by Arnaud duClare.

[21 Oct, 14:20 PM] La Fantoma narrowly escaped from Formerly Magnolia.

[20 Oct, 14:00 PM] Remedial Saucer went looking for kh.

[21 Oct, 21:45 PM] Golgi (Sam Cohen) let Tinkabell get close enough to hug him.

[21 Oct, 18:40 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann surprised Olga Sedelnikova (Dave) while she was lurking for Thufir Hawat.

[21 Oct, 17:35 PM] Jonathan Michael Ahearn (Qualcuno) strayed too far into the Vixen's den.

[21 Oct, 15:00 PM] The Venomous Bede made quick work of Alasdair McClenahan (The SlyCer).

[21 Oct, 07:10 AM] the Killinat0r woke up Michael Ian Kerr (hellpaso).

[21 Oct, 13:56 PM] psycho skid knifed Christopher Korek (Kaiser Suzi).

[21 Oct, 12:20 PM] Norfolk inch Hans shot Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski (Meee!).

[21 Oct, 08:10 AM] the Killinat0r killinat35 Thomas Mason (The Unmitigated Bastard).

New on Friday, 21 October

[20 Oct, 19:10 PM] Charles Pearson (Charlie Chalk) had some one-arm fun with The Bandwidth Bandit.

[20 Oct, 18:00 PM] Ed Heaney stabbed Samuel Borin (In the spirit of the game) while he was trying to kill French Translation Practice.

[21 Oct, 00:23 AM] Nuck sent a successful poisoned letter to Chris Smowton (Sir Humphrey).

[20 Oct, 17:58 PM] An anonymous bounty was offered on Tom Booth.

[20 Oct, 22:27 PM] Inflammable Jim paid another unsuccessful visit to The Space Beatle.

[20 Oct, 18:55 PM] Richard Gibson apologetically killed Katie Sarah Howe (Weebleflip).

[19 Oct, 13:50 PM] Inflammable Jim went to visit The Space Beatle.

[20 Oct, 14:00 PM] Weebleflip sliced up Damian John Maguire (The Culexus).

[18 Oct, 17:09 PM] Hartigan left a poisoned letter for Biffa D.

[18 Oct, 17:00 PM] eric_the_penguin left a poisoned letter for Turnus.

[20 Oct, 19:00 PM] Giles Caulderwood and A night with Venus toyed with French Translation Practice.

[20 Oct, 18:00 PM] Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Kremlin) was defeated by the counter-revolutionary eric_the_penguin.

[20 Oct, 13:25 PM] The Ten of Wands played their cards right against Alice McNamara (Bob).

[17 Oct, 20:00 PM] Daddy P selflessly donated some paragraph breaks to poor, illiterate children in developing countries, before meandering pointlessly towards Jx.

New on Thursday, 20 October

[20 Oct, 14:16 PM] The Kremlin wounded an innocent.

[19 Oct, 23:00 PM] Michael Wallace shot his boyfriend for bearing.

[20 Oct, 11:45 AM] Christopher Field MA shot the Umpire.

[20 Oct, 13:00 PM] Zeta gave Samuel Kyle Burnand (Zacharias) a knife for dessert.

[20 Oct, 13:04 PM] Norfolk inch Hans had a shoot-out with buggrit.

[20 Oct, 12:15 PM] French Translation Practice pompt du pompt un homme innocent.

[20 Oct, 11:41 AM] Tom Booth placed a bounty on people placing bounties.

[19 Oct, 16:01 PM] Norfolk inch Hans excited Andrew David Beale (batmo) with a lovely card.

[19 Oct, 17:30 PM] Jonathan Pemberthy (Hartigan) double-killed with Jamie Brandon (Boris) while looking for Biffa D.

[19 Oct, 18:50 PM] The Space Beatle went out for a walk...

[19 Oct, 21:15 PM] Marlon the Grasshopper dispatched Blaise Martay (snailgoat).

[18 Oct, 22:00 PM] pseudonym missed Schtiel.

[19 Oct, 10:02 AM] Fat Freddy's Khat offered a bounty for the death of killer rabbit.

[19 Oct, 21:45 PM] The Space Beatle sucked out the soul of David Smith (Ape City), redeeming himself.

[19 Oct, 21:15 PM] Ape City attempted to use necromancy on the body of Fledermaus against The Space Beatle.

[19 Oct, 19:40 PM] The Space Beatle sucked out Helena Ruth Hollis's (Fledermaus) soul.

[19 Oct, 17:00 PM] TheFunkyMonk shot Chris Knowles for bearing.

[19 Oct, 15:55 PM] Blacktongue licked Bhawinder Chophla (Buffy).

[19 Oct, 15:00 PM] The Ten of Wands dealt out death to Andy Davies (The Fish).

[17 Oct, 22:21 PM] Bounty offered for the deaths of Tom Wootten and Ed Heaney.

New on Wednesday, 19 October

[19 Oct, 12:00 PM] Sam Chandler left a poisoned letter for Merriset.

[19 Oct, 15:00 PM] Boris went back in time from this evening to make sure he was ready for Tom Wootten (Two Seven Andrew Jackson Andrew Jackson).

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New on Saturday, 14 January