The Assassins' Guild

[19:10 PM] killer rabbit killed Christopher James Donnelly (The Poisoner) and his friend Paul Anthony Dempster (Jack Skellington).

[20:00 PM] Daddy P selflessly donated some paragraph breaks to poor, illiterate children in developing countries, before meandering pointlessly towards Jx.

[22:00 PM] Psychofresher went to visit A Night With Venus.

[22:14 PM] Someone was apparently looking for Sir Humphrey.

[22:21 PM] Bounty offered for the deaths of Tom Wootten and Ed Heaney.

[23:00 PM] The Chorus of Frogs and Martyn Mario Lister visited various people, including killer rabbit.

Tuesday, 18 October

[08:57 AM] Simeon Bird (A Death Circus) went to see A Death Circus run by My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really..

[09:00 AM] Jackie stabbed Richard Kirkdale (Pirate Pete).

[11:00 AM] Turnus killed Alex Carroll (I'm a lumberjack and i'm OK).

[12:00 PM] Meee! stabbed Mark Thompson (No pseudonyms (yet)) countably many times.

[15:10 PM] Christopher Field MA sent the Umpire a message.

[15:15 PM] Xanth killed Ellen Turnbull (Deadly Melon).

[15:45 PM] Flooflebunny paid a visit to killer rabbit.

[16:00 PM] Fat Freddy's Khat lurked for and shot at killer rabbit, but didn't kill him.

[17:00 PM] eric_the_penguin left a poisoned letter for Turnus.

[17:09 PM] Hartigan left a poisoned letter for Biffa D.

[20:40 PM] Kestrel outsmarted Bethany Fay Colman (shadowkitty). lol internet

[22:00 PM] psycho skid stabbed Charlotte Heron (A Night With Venus) in the pyjamas.

[23:15 PM] killer rabbit killed Samuel Borin (Psychofresher), redeeming himself.

Wednesday, 19 October

[08:08 AM] Three more anonymous bounties were offered.

[09:50 AM] Fat Freddy's Khat visited womble.

[10:02 AM] Fat Freddy's Khat offered a bounty for the death of killer rabbit.

[11:55 AM] Cuddles went looking for The Chorus of Frogs.

[12:00 PM] Sam Chandler left a poisoned letter for Merriset.

[12:22 PM] Yet another anonymous bounty was offered.

[13:50 PM] Inflammable Jim went to visit The Space Beatle.

[14:00 PM] The Space Beatle sucked the soul of an innocent instead of Wilderbeest.

[14:37 PM] batmo sent Meee! a poisoned letter.

[14:51 PM] George Pender (Blames Jond) lost the will to live.

[15:00 PM] Boris went back in time from this evening to make sure he was ready for Tom Wootten (Two Seven Andrew Jackson Andrew Jackson).

[15:00 PM] The Ten of Wands dealt out death to Andy Davies (The Fish).

[15:55 PM] Blacktongue licked Bhawinder Chophla (Buffy).

[16:00 PM] Someone came to visit French Translation Practice.

[16:01 PM] Norfolk inch Hans excited Andrew David Beale (batmo) with a lovely card.

[17:00 PM] TheFunkyMonk shot Chris Knowles for bearing.

[17:30 PM] Jonathan Pemberthy (Hartigan) double-killed with Jamie Brandon (Boris) while looking for Biffa D.

[18:50 PM] The Space Beatle went out for a walk...

[19:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester paid visits to eric_the_penguin and shlemazle matz.

[19:40 PM] The Space Beatle sucked out Helena Ruth Hollis's (Fledermaus) soul.

[21:00 PM] Weebleflip left a poisoned letter for Cipher.

[21:15 PM] Marlon the Grasshopper dispatched Blaise Martay (snailgoat).

[21:15 PM] Ape City attempted to use necromancy on the body of Fledermaus against The Space Beatle.

[21:45 PM] The Space Beatle sucked out the soul of David Smith (Ape City), redeeming himself.

[23:00 PM] Michael Wallace shot his boyfriend for bearing.

Thursday, 20 October

[11:41 AM] Tom Booth placed a bounty on people placing bounties.

[11:45 AM] Christopher Field MA shot the Umpire.

[12:15 PM] French Translation Practice pompt du pompt un homme innocent.

[13:00 PM] Zeta gave Samuel Kyle Burnand (Zacharias) a knife for dessert.

[13:04 PM] Norfolk inch Hans had a shoot-out with buggrit.

[13:25 PM] The Ten of Wands played their cards right against Alice McNamara (Bob).

[14:00 PM] Weebleflip sliced up Damian John Maguire (The Culexus).

[14:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester entered into correspondence with eric_the_penguin.

[14:00 PM] Remedial Saucer went looking for kh.

[14:16 PM] The Kremlin wounded an innocent.

[16:16 PM] The Cornflake Monster left a poisoned letter for the enchantress.

[17:45 PM] Nuck left a poisoned letter for Dave.

[17:58 PM] An anonymous bounty was offered on Tom Booth.

[18:00 PM] Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Kremlin) was defeated by the counter-revolutionary eric_the_penguin.

[18:00 PM] Ed Heaney stabbed Samuel Borin (In the spirit of the game) while he was trying to kill French Translation Practice.

[18:55 PM] Richard Gibson apologetically killed Katie Sarah Howe (Weebleflip).

[19:00 PM] Giles Caulderwood and A night with Venus toyed with French Translation Practice.

[19:10 PM] Charles Pearson (Charlie Chalk) had some one-arm fun with The Bandwidth Bandit.

[19:17 PM] Hydra used Marlon the Grasshopper's toilet.

[19:27 PM] The Venomous Bede left a poisoned letter for Molten Larva.

[20:00 PM] Nuck left a poisoned letter for Princess Peach.

[21:02 PM] Tom Booth toyed with Alex Labram.

[21:30 PM] Inflammable Jim was out when buggrit came to call.

[22:27 PM] Inflammable Jim paid another unsuccessful visit to The Space Beatle.

Friday, 21 October

[00:23 AM] Nuck sent a successful poisoned letter to Chris Smowton (Sir Humphrey).

[07:10 AM] the Killinat0r woke up Michael Ian Kerr (hellpaso).

[08:10 AM] the Killinat0r killinat35 Thomas Mason (The Unmitigated Bastard).

[08:25 AM] Sam Chandler had an inconclusive knife fight with Noir-Mort.

[09:30 AM] Henry Pym lurked for Qualcuno.

[09:54 AM] Henry Pym left a poisoned letter for Qualcuno.

[10:00 AM] Against all the odds, The Space Beatle managed not to die, despite exposure to some dangerous metaphors.

[12:20 PM] Norfolk inch Hans shot Konrad Kazimierz Dabrowski (Meee!).

[12:40 PM] Princess Peach received a letter from Nuck.

[13:56 PM] psycho skid knifed Christopher Korek (Kaiser Suzi).

[14:20 PM] La Fantoma narrowly escaped from Formerly Magnolia.

[15:00 PM] The Venomous Bede made quick work of Alasdair McClenahan (The SlyCer).

[16:45 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer wasn't fooled by Arnaud duClare.

[17:05 PM] But what if I can? send a poisoned letter to Sam Chandler.

[17:06 PM] buggrit just missed Ally.

[17:10 PM] Cuddles was bored.

[17:20 PM] Stop! The blue movie starring Tom Booth and Princess Peach was not ready yet!

[17:35 PM] Jonathan Michael Ahearn (Qualcuno) strayed too far into the Vixen's den.

[18:00 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. went looking for Fat Freddy's Khat.

[18:40 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann surprised Olga Sedelnikova (Dave) while she was lurking for Thufir Hawat.

[21:40 PM] Nick Plummer stabbed a non-player for bearing.

[21:45 PM] Golgi (Sam Cohen) let Tinkabell get close enough to hug him.

Saturday, 22 October

[08:20 AM] Remedial Saucer got into kh's room and poisoned his pet mouse with concrete blocks at the bottom of a river.

[08:20 AM] Molten Larva sent kh a poisoned letter.

[11:40 AM] Harker went to visit Tinkabell.

[12:00 PM] Thufir Hawat looked out for Were-rabbit.

[12:10 PM] Ed Heaney saw the dangerous criminal Alex Labram.

[12:49 PM] Spartan successfully poisoned Hannah Dyson (Jackie) by post.

[13:36 PM] Simon Dowrick was overly paranoid... or was he?

[16:34 PM] Christopher Field MA saw Sarah Tang.

[18:00 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand paid visits to Jackie and Hydra.

[18:30 PM] A night with Venus celebrated her birthday in style.

[18:30 PM] Tom Booth banged Amos Micah How (Princess Peach).

[19:41 PM] Sam Chandler left a note for Nedward Monkton.

[22:30 PM] The Chorus of Frogs dispatched Henry Morgan Hallam (SandwichToaster) with some assistance from Schtiel.

[22:52 PM] Gilbert attempted to kill Olekrios with a banana.

[23:01 PM] Schtiel and The Chorus of Frogs went looking for Turnus.

[23:15 PM] Xanth went to great pains to kill Philippa Cox (The Venomous Bede).

Sunday, 23 October

[12:07 PM] Hydra stabbed Soleil Kellar (Lunar).

[15:00 PM] shlemazle matz left poisoned letters for Ed Heaney.

[15:00 PM] The Shady Cabal attempted to punish the naughty boy French Translation Practice.

[15:03 PM] Cuddles left poisoned letters for The Chorus of Frogs and French Translation Practice.

[16:00 PM] Horatio attempted to poison Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann, The Space Beatle and Thufir Hawat by post.

[16:00 PM] Merriset knocked on Nuck's door.

[16:40 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. attempted to penetrate Big Face's abode.

[17:00 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer looked for Biclops.

[18:50 PM] Rosie tried to go to los dos toiletes.

[18:55 PM] Turnus went looking for Felicity Boyce.

[19:00 PM] Biclops failed to find Felicity Boyce and left a poisoned letter for womble.

[19:08 PM] La Fantoma managed to kill Adam Hall (The Wonderful Wizard of Zo) by poisoned letter.

[19:30 PM] The Chorus of Frogs went to visit Arnaud duClare.

[19:35 PM] Schtiel fought back against Reuben Bard-Rosenberg (Hugo Chavez).

[19:35 PM] Speed Seven left a poisoned letter for Harker.

[19:40 PM] Lord Downey didn't manage to meet the brick or Molten Larva.

[20:15 PM] By their powers combined, break-dancing badger and Jaws defeated Talan Le Geyt (Hydra).

[20:55 PM] A few unsupervised children caused the demise of Luke Norman (kh).

[21:55 PM] Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow attempted to kill Dusty Rhodes without a weapon.

[22:15 PM] pink vodka made Marlon the Grasshopper a poisoned letter with the lord and master of all ketchups.

Monday, 24 October

[09:20 AM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) didn't meet Horatio.

[09:45 AM] Stoneface lurked for Curryman.

[11:05 AM] Cuddles stabbed Martin Hare Robertson (Proteus).

[13:29 PM] Dusty Rhodes went to visit Kestrel.

[13:30 PM] Ed Heaney helped The Shady Cabal to kill Alex Labram (French Translation Practice).

[14:50 PM] Martyn Mario Lister shot Kazim Pal (Curryman) while he was lurking.

[15:49 PM] Noir-Mort sent a poisoned letter to supercoolcarl.

[16:10 PM] Boulsover killed Philip R Dub (cold fire).

[16:15 PM] A few unsupervised children hung around Daddy P's street corner and chatted amongst themselves.

[16:30 PM] Norfolk inch Hans lurked for PringleMuncher.

[17:15 PM] Harker killed Aditya Kale (Black Sun).

[17:22 PM] Nick Plummer saw a hobbit.

[17:45 PM] Henry Pym waited for the brick.

[18:00 PM] clairebear went looking for Sarah Tang.

[18:24 PM] Hampster killed Kelly-Anne Packer (Dafodil) by post.

[18:30 PM] Nick Plummer stabbed another non-player for bearing.

[18:49 PM] Adam Baird Fraser killed Austin Matthew Anderson (the brick) while inco-bashing.

[18:59 PM] A letter from supercoolcarl failed to kill mr gen.

[19:00 PM] A night with Venus, Ed Heaney, The Kremlin and Giles Caulderwood went inco-bashing.

[20:26 PM] The Cornflake Monster went to visit cold fire.

[20:30 PM] The lure of Denotational Semantics proved too much for Martin Lester (The Umpire).

[21:00 PM] Dusty Rhodes received a poisoned letter from Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

[22:00 PM] A night with Venus dealt with Alexandra Marley (Ally), Kelly-Anne Packer (Dafodil) and Louisa Alexandra Messenger (los dos toiletes).

[23:00 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester shot an innocent while inco-bashing, but redeemed himself by killing Chris Doman (womble) and Joseph Anthony Leo Nicholl (Schniples).

Tuesday, 25 October

[05:03 AM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann received a letter from Wilderbeest.

[09:05 AM] psycho skid stabbed Rebekah Graham (Guanaquita).

[09:52 AM] Rupert James Roe (Big Dave) fell victim to a poisoned letter from Martyn Mario Lister.

[10:00 AM] Louis Jagger (The Space Beatle AKA The Monolith) was stabbed while visiting Stoneface.

[10:24 AM] Jaws received a poisoned letter from Were-rabbit.

[11:15 AM] Dusty Rhodes went looking for Kestrel.

[12:45 PM] Sam Chandler received a poisoned letter from Biffa D.

[16:20 PM] Martyn Mario Lister mutilated the corpse of Princess Peach by poisoned letter.

[16:28 PM] Nedward Monkton lurked for eric_the_penguin.

[16:31 PM] Biffa D sent a poisoned letter to Rosie.

[17:00 PM] Boulsover turned the tables on David Roberts (pseudonym).

[17:00 PM] TheFunkyMonk went looking for Infinite Entropy.

[17:45 PM] Giles Caulderwood shot the incompetent Matt Young (Olekrios).

[18:40 PM] Fat Freddy's Khat shot James Paul Fisher (Boulsover).

[19:36 PM] Rosie mutilated the corpses of Ally, Dafodil and los dos toiletes.

[21:00 PM] Formerly Magnolia went looking for the incompetent 0071.

[23:15 PM] Flooflebunny and Martyn Mario Lister sent poisoned letters to killer rabbit.

Wednesday, 26 October

[05:30 AM] Richard Gibson was overjoyed to receive a poisoned letter from Cipher.

[08:45 AM] Marlon the Grasshopper caught Benjamin Michael Crittenden (0071) with a bike between his legs.

[11:16 AM] Lee Harvey Oswold attempted to find the incompetent fish mr gen and Heidi.

[12:00 PM] Someone left presents for The Umpire and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[12:19 PM] TheFunkyMonk shot Jessica Allen (Heidi).

[12:30 PM] Lord Downey didn't find Molten Larva.

[12:30 PM] Norfolk inch Hans saw Marlon the Grasshopper looking around.

[13:38 PM] Stoneface surprised Caroline Wilson (La Fantoma).

[13:50 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit was slow on the uptake.

[16:00 PM] Rosie killed off Eleanor Scull (the enchantress).

[16:34 PM] Blacktongue almost lurked for a target.

[17:30 PM] Spartan went to visit the legendary Philip Bridge.

[17:50 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. sent a love letter to andre, which was opened by his girlfriend.

[19:00 PM] Psychofresher dealt with Amardeep Lidder (andre).

[19:00 PM] Harker shot Blacktongue.

[22:00 PM] The Chorus of Frogs and Schtiel went looking for Turnus and were helped by Michael Wallace as they tried to find mr gen and clairebear, but nothing interesting happened.

[22:00 PM] The Cornflake Monster killed Edmund Hastings (mr gen).

[22:30 PM] buggrit survived poisoned letters from Biffa D and Norfolk inch Hans.

[22:31 PM] Gilbert knifed Alex Pryor (buggrit).

Thursday, 27 October

[10:02 AM] Biclops lurked a lurking Felicity Boyce, apparently.

[12:30 PM] Inflammable Jim killed Jonathon Wei Sing Lee (Jx).

[13:50 PM] Heidi sent a poisoned letter to Dusty Rhodes.

[18:00 PM] the Killinat0r couldn't find Martyn Mario Lister kthxbye

[18:40 PM] Hartigan went looking for PringleMuncher.

[19:20 PM] Thufir Hawat killed Vincent Tang (clairebear).

[20:00 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot an innocent, pupil of Johannes for sure!

[20:15 PM] Schtiel killed Adam Eckersley-Waites (Turnus).

[20:15 PM] Michael Wallace killed George Simon Marshall (Gilbert) with some help from Nick Plummer.

[20:30 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. went looking for Big Face.

[20:31 PM] Molten Larva failed to find andre, Infinite Entropy and Sarah Donnelly.

[20:35 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot a lovely girl at Newnham (Kathryn Elizabeth Hall (Sam Chandler)).

[22:40 PM] The pressure became too much for Helena Ruth Hollis (Basil the great mouse detective).

[23:25 PM] After lurking in a cleaner's closet after getting through 3 keycard locked doors, Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann shot James Gill (Big Face), who seemed quite tipsy.

[23:35 PM] Sarah Donnelly shot Philip Garsed (eric_the_penguin).

Friday, 28 October

[00:30 AM] Adam Baird Fraser received a poisoned letter from Martyn Mario Lister.

[08:30 AM] Xanth dispatched Andrew Clyde (Blacktongue).

[08:30 AM] Lord Downey lurked for supercoolcarl.

[08:40 AM] Xanth shot Thomas Fitch (Harker).

[12:00 PM] Kestrel revealed that he likes pink.

[12:16 PM] The Kremlin managed not to kill an innocent.

[14:45 PM] Another bounty was offered.

[15:10 PM] Christopher Jenkins shot Henry Fovargue (PringleMuncher), but couldn't be bothered to write a report because he's a lazy student. How rare!

[16:30 PM] Vixen prowled around for Zeta.

[18:45 PM] Stephen Chester killed Chris Longworth (TheFunkyMonk).

[19:14 PM] RTFQ attempted to enlighten himself.

[23:00 PM] Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana and A terrible Weapon of Super-Science went looking for Daddy P.

Saturday, 29 October

[10:15 AM] Hampster failed to find Horatio.

[10:50 AM] El Pollo Diablo lurked for Norfolk inch Hans.

[10:57 AM] The Flea went looking for Marlon the Grasshopper.

[11:00 AM] scum buster lurked lectures for Infinite Entropy.

[12:30 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand helped Thomas Cock (Spartan) to join the Country Club.

[18:00 PM] Ed Heaney, A terrible Weapon of Super-Science and Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana looked for Zeta.

[18:30 PM] Psychofresher killed the incompetent Simon Dowrick (Zeta).

[18:45 PM] Were-rabbit shot Mike Collins (Jaws).

[20:00 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer received a poisoned letter from Arnaud duClare.

[20:39 PM] Martyn Mario Lister left a poisoned letter for killer rabbit.

[23:25 PM] David Birch met some assassins.

Sunday, 30 October

[10:45 AM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand executed a cycle-by on Paul Fox (Speed Seven).

[13:00 PM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann encountered a cute, fluffy death-monster.

[15:00 PM] Horatio didn't fool Thufir Hawat.

[15:15 PM] Norfolk inch Hans had a lucky encounter with Tom Booth (Martyn Mario Lister).

[16:00 PM] meta-noid lurked for Schtiel.

[17:00 PM] Formerly Magnolia went to visit Merriset.

[17:33 PM] Cipher sent a poisoned letter to Aidan Robison.

[18:56 PM] break-dancing badger hunted for Inflammable Jim.

[20:00 PM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) lurked for Horatio.

[20:00 PM] Nick Plummer saw a hobbit.

[20:00 PM] The Ten of Wands went to visit Tinkabell.

[20:20 PM] Penfold mutilated the corpse of Zeta.

[20:40 PM] Penfold went to visit Tinkabell.

[23:55 PM] Ed Heaney got a surprise.

Monday, 31 October

[08:55 AM] A few unsupervised children consigned Serena Allery (Molten Larva) to become a statistic with some help from Nedward Monkton.

[09:55 AM] Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann killed Jamie Horder (Fat Freddy's Khat) with some assistance from Michael Wallace.

[10:30 AM] Henry Pym went to visit Tinkabell.

[11:00 AM] Wilderbeest went looking for Sarah Tang and Flooflebunny.

[11:02 AM] meta-noid shot Paul Rapkin (Daddy P).

[13:00 PM] cheese monster killed Lucy Stephenson (Schtiel).

[14:00 PM] Ed Heaney killed Nicholas John William Duncan (Nuck) on his way to a supervision.

[15:20 PM] Samuel Borin (Psychofresher) got a surprise when he went to visit the incompetent Kestrel.

[16:00 PM] The Cornflake Monster went to look for Tinkabell.

[16:15 PM] The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester paid a visit to the home of shlemazle matz.

[16:20 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice went looking for pink vodka.

[17:55 PM] El Pollo Diablo went to visit My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really..

[18:20 PM] Michael Wallace left some presents for Tinkabell.

[18:30 PM] Cuddles attempted to locate The Chorus of Frogs.

[22:24 PM] Nedward Monkton dealt with the incompetent A. Ssassin (Tinkabell).

Tuesday, 1 November

[09:20 AM] Flooflebunny went to visit Tinkabell and killer rabbit.

[09:30 AM] Michael Wallace didn't realise that there's little worse than giving a present and taking it back.

[12:28 PM] Formerly Magnolia thought they saw Merriset.

[13:00 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit was too busy to deal with Adam Baird Fraser.

[13:25 PM] Marlon the Grasshopper mutilated the corpse of Tinkabell.

[14:40 PM] Tom Nixon (supercoolcarl) retired from the game.

[16:04 PM] Merriset killed Thomas Richard Branton (Inflammable Jim), before going to visit supercoolcarl.

[17:00 PM] The Flea killed the incompetent ****** (blackdog).

[17:22 PM] I have a dream that one day the city of Cantabridge, whose umpire's lips are presently dripping with the words of mafias and thunderbolting, will be transformed into a situation where inexperienced fresher boys and fresher girls will be able to join arms with master assassin boys and girls and walk together as targets and killers. I have a dream today. sent poisoned letters to pink vodka and Biffa D.

[17:30 PM] Penfold and RTFQ went inco-bashing, looking for Biffa D, shlemazle matz, supercoolcarl and pink vodka.

[18:25 PM] Xanth killed Henry Stannard (Horatio).

[19:33 PM] Nick Plummer placed yet another bounty.

[23:30 PM] Jacques Clouseau played a game of deathmatch pool with Christopher Doris (Biffa D).

[23:44 PM] It's that time of the week again: anonymous bounty time!

Wednesday, 2 November

[06:50 AM] Vixen poisoned Maayan Linglingai Ashkenazi (shlemazle matz).

[11:30 AM] Cuddles had an inconclusive battle with Ed Heaney.

[12:15 PM] Lord Downey went to look for the incompetents Noir-Mort and Kestrel.

[13:29 PM] The Shady Cabal created a likeness of the Umpire.

[14:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz killed Wendy Ho (pink vodka).

[14:30 PM] Stoneface mutilated the corpse of shlemazle matz, before going to visit pink vodka.

[15:30 PM] the Killinat0r mutilated shlemazle matz with the courageous support of Flying Hippie Girl.

[15:30 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit and The Chorus of Frogs discovered they were too late for pink vodka.

[16:00 PM] Rosie tried to find Felicity Boyce.

[20:00 PM] Nick Plummer had a bad evening.

Thursday, 3 November

[00:36 AM] Luci Sandbach claimed not to be playing this term.

[09:15 AM] Felicity Boyce visited Girton to kill Bo Markus Rikard Forsman (Remedial Saucer).

[13:05 PM] Nick Plummer killed Alice Harriet Rose Waterman (Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow).

[13:10 PM] Noir-Mort stabbed Nick Plummer in the arm.

[13:20 PM] Richard Gibson shot Johannes Nordstrom (Stoneface) for bearing.

[14:08 PM] meta-noid lurked for Were-rabbit.

[15:45 PM] Steve-o went to visit Thufir Hawat.

[17:00 PM] Noir-Mort went to visit Remedial Saucer.

[17:36 PM] David Bird (Gedwyn the Indefatigable Banana) resigned from the police force.

[18:30 PM] El Pollo Diablo killed the incompetent Gabriel Wu (Infinite Entropy).

[19:00 PM] My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really. lurked for Noir-Mort.

Friday, 4 November

[11:10 AM] Kestrel was too late for Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

[12:00 PM] Steve-o hopped around with Felicity Boyce for a while.

[12:30 PM] Thufir Hawat lurked for Were-rabbit.

[12:45 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer went looking for psycho skid.

[13:15 PM] A few unsupervised children played amongst the traffic in Hampster's part of town.

[16:15 PM] Arnaud duClare lurked for Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer.

[17:02 PM] Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer lurked for Biclops.

[18:00 PM] Henry Pym lurked for Formerly Magnolia.

[18:20 PM] Nick Plummer saw another hobbit.

Saturday, 5 November

[06:30 AM] Ed Heaney went to look for Dusty Rhodes and Kestrel.

[10:30 AM] Ed Heaney disclosed his travel plans.

[11:06 AM] Cipher waited for Aidan Robison.

[12:05 PM] Felicity Boyce killed the unsubtle James O'Driscoll (Norfolk inch Hans AKA The Flea).

[17:00 PM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand went to visit Cipher.

[23:55 PM] A purple bra brought Ross Edmondson (Kestrel) to his death with some assistance from Michael Wallace, Sarah Donnelly and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

Sunday, 6 November

[10:11 AM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice lurked for psycho skid.

[11:30 AM] meta-noid lurked for Were-rabbit.

[13:30 PM] cheese monster killed David Manning (Hampster).

[13:30 PM] Richard Gibson saw Carrie Oliver MA.

[13:55 PM] Xanth killed Stephen Williams (Rosie).

[17:50 PM] Tycoonius, Lord of all Business killed Rosemary Warner (Joke Pom-Pom The Thirteenth).

[18:39 PM] break-dancing badger lurked for My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really..

[19:30 PM] Adam Baird Fraser made an attempt on The Shady Cabal, apparently.

[19:55 PM] Nedward Monkton went to meet Dusty Rhodes.

[20:17 PM] A night with Venus went looking for ATWOOD.

[20:30 PM] Philip Bridge's The Amazing story.

[20:40 PM] The Ten of Wands killed off Andy Davies (scum buster).

[21:30 PM] A few unsupervised children killed Gordon Ball (Thufir Hawat).

[21:30 PM] The Cornflake Monster murdered Sarah Tang (A few unsupervised children AKA ICC Berkshire).

[21:30 PM] Flooflebunny went to visit break-dancing badger.

[22:00 PM] Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) lurked for Michael Wallace.

Monday, 7 November

[09:59 AM] The Cornflake Monster shot Bethany Fay Colman (the thin blue square) and poisoned Giles Caulderwood's doorhandle.

[10:35 AM] Wilderbeest went looking for Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[11:02 AM] Giles Caulderwood looked for ATWOOD.

[12:00 PM] El Pollo Diablo dispatched Owain Bristow (Marlon the Grasshopper AKA Chuck Norris).

[12:15 PM] Felicity Boyce inconclusively encountered Adam Baird Fraser.

[17:54 PM] RTFQ offered a bounty.

[19:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz destroyed his enemy, Richard Mycroft (Cipher).

[21:56 PM] Baileys and Cointreau attempted to poison A night with Venus.

Tuesday, 8 November

[13:24 PM] Another bounty was placed.

[17:05 PM] Biclops hunted for Wilderbeest.

[17:13 PM] Penfold failed to find The Cornflake Monster.

[17:30 PM] Richard Gibson sliced apart Lauren Grest(The Shady Cabal).

[18:20 PM] Lord Downey lurked for Noir-Mort.

[19:37 PM] Tim Bartram (Formerly Magnolia)'s gun misfired, killing him. Oops.

[20:00 PM] Michael Wallace went looking for Formerly Magnolia.

[20:19 PM] Luci Sandbach held some shoes to ransom.

[20:45 PM] A purple bra brought about the demise of Michael Royal (Dusty Rhodes) in the presence of Ed Heaney, Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[20:50 PM] Flying Hippie Girl dispatched John David Morgan (Arnaud duClare) in the presence of the legendary The Cornflake Monster.

[22:10 PM] Richard Gibson directly interacted with Philip Bridge.

Wednesday, 9 November

[11:00 AM] Le criminale legendare The Cornflake Monster pompt du pompt Simeon Bird (A terrible Weapon of Super-Science).

[11:40 AM] Adam Baird Fraser lurked for Felicity Boyce.

[13:00 PM] Giles Caulderwood looked for ATWOOD once more.

[13:30 PM] Flooflebunny brought Dominic James Graham Hockley (killer rabbit AKA break-dancing badger) to his death.

[14:00 PM] Thomas de Rivaz bought some mince pies from multiple supermarkets simultaneously.

[15:00 PM] A purple bra killed the legendary criminal Philip Bridge (The Cornflake Monster).

[19:30 PM] Stinging Nettle killed Steven Ortega (License_to_Kill).

[19:50 PM] A purple bra placed a bounty.

[22:30 PM] Giles Caulderwood shot Kelly-Anne Packer (ATWOOD).

[23:20 PM] Schtiel spoke from beyond the grave.

Thursday, 10 November

[00:05 AM] Various suspicious characters had an encounter with some glitter.

[08:10 AM] Michael Wallace and Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann lurked for Were-rabbit.

[08:40 AM] Noir-Mort went looking for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[09:15 AM] The Bandwidth Bandit tried to find the invisible Were-rabbit.

[09:30 AM] Henry Pym lurked for Richard Gibson and Were-rabbit.

[12:15 PM] El Pollo Diablo shot Stephen Chester (My other psuedonym is really rather quite witty, really.).

[18:35 PM] Someone offered an anonymous bounty.

[19:15 PM] Cuddles knifed Ed Heaney (The Chorus of Frogs AKA Flying Hippie Girl).

[19:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly went to visit Merriset.

[20:00 PM] The SWAT team went hunting incompetents.

[20:41 PM] Luci Sandbach spotted Paul Fox.

[20:50 PM] Luci Sandbach and The Fun Police exchanged stabs.

[21:40 PM] Richard Gibson was unable to verify the existence of Were-rabbit.

[22:00 PM] Michael Wallace, A night with Venus, Giles Caulderwood and purple bra had an encounter with The Fun Police.

[22:37 PM] Serenity killed Sandra Wilhelmi (Trisha).

[22:44 PM] Wilderbeest had a message for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

Friday, 11 November

[08:00 AM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[10:15 AM] Rolf Wood lurked for Adam Baird Fraser.

[10:15 AM] Felicity Boyce lurked for Adam Baird Fraser.

[10:30 AM] Philip Bielby lurked for the incompetent Were-rabbit.

[12:45 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice and The Mystery Lurker lurked for psycho skid.

[13:05 PM] Wilderbeest killed Tom Wootten (RTFQ).

[14:06 PM] Wilderbeest disputed the handsomeness of Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann.

[16:27 PM] A night with Venus encountered The Fun Police.

[18:00 PM] Michael Wallace annihilated his door.

[19:00 PM] Vixen went to visit Merriset.

[19:34 PM] Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution, Philip Bielby, The Short Arm, a Pirate and a Sock Puppet killed the horribly corrupt David Birch (Tycoonius, Lord of all Business).

[23:00 PM] A purple bra mutilated the corpse of RTFQ.

Saturday, 12 November

[00:30 AM] The Kremlin killed the incompetent Philip R Dub (Best served cold).

[12:00 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne killed Adrian Potter (Biclops).

[17:30 PM] Merriset lurked for El Pollo Diablo and The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester.

Sunday, 13 November

[10:01 AM] the last badger lurked for Aidan Robison.

[10:35 AM] Janet Scott went to visit Michael Wallace.

[11:05 AM] Michael Wallace and Revelation lurked for Janet Scott.

[12:00 PM] psycho skid attempted to locate Sarah Donnelly.

[12:15 PM] psycho skid lurked for Were-rabbit.

Monday, 14 November

[08:35 AM] Rolf Wood killed Adam Baird Fraser (Lord Downey).

[11:16 AM] Someone sent an anonymous picture of a helper monkey.

[13:38 PM] Flooflebunny stalked Merriset.

[14:30 PM] The Mystery Lurker killed Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann (But what if I can? AKA Revelation).

[15:55 PM] Penfold thought he witnessed something.

[16:00 PM] Christopher Jenkins had an encounter with a purple bra.

Tuesday, 15 November

[12:00 PM] The Mystery Lurker reported a pseudo mental killing from the past.

[12:50 PM] Jacques Clouseau killed Christopher Doris (David Starsky).

[17:15 PM] A purple bra tried to find Were-rabbit and Merriset.

[17:20 PM] The Bandwidth Bandit engaged in a sandwich-making extravaganza against Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer.

[17:35 PM] Amuse an angry man and win a fabulous bounty!

[17:40 PM] It's yet another anonymous bounty!

[18:30 PM] Henry Pym brought about the demise of Ben Weaver (Merriset).

Wednesday, 16 November

[07:00 AM] Sir Dr Justice Tuan Feroz Tuan Musa had a proposition for The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester.

[08:40 AM] Guess what happened? That's right: an anonymous bounty was offered.

[09:00 AM] A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand lurked for Wilderbeest.

[12:00 PM] Cuddles lurked for Wilderbeest.

[12:15 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch lurked for Were-rabbit.

[13:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly killed Richard Peter Charles Manns (Flooflebunny).

[13:50 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne killed Janet Scott (Wilderbeest).

[19:00 PM] psycho skid went to visit Were-rabbit.

[20:03 PM] Inflammable Jim killed the incompetent Jonathan Pemberthy (Hartigan).

[20:05 PM] A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice attempted to kill psycho skid.

[23:00 PM] The Kremlin, Penfold, Inflammable Jim and The Short Arm went to visit Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer. Christopher Jenkins (Cambridgeshire Constabulary Safety Camera Enforcement Officer) killed Jacob Samuel Corteen (The Kremlin) before succumbing to The Short Arm.

Thursday, 17 November

[13:00 PM] A purple bra lurked for Noir-Mort.

[16:15 PM] Thomas de Rivaz made contact with Xanth.

[18:00 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

Friday, 18 November

[12:00 PM] Another opportunity for bounty hunters appeared.

[16:15 PM] Milk the Cow lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

[16:35 PM] A purple bra finally dispatched the invisible Wei Li (Were-rabbit).

[16:55 PM] Young Nasty Man killed Philip Bielby (The Hero of Destiny. The one who hath crossed the Gorge of Eternal Pain, via the Bridge of Death: The ever so handsome and magnificent Martin, Lord Mazrael of Leicester AKA A practitioner of an early protoscientific practice).

Saturday, 19 November

[15:30 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

[15:40 PM] Sarah Donnelly mutilated the corpse of Petruska, Plucker of Bone Marrow.

[17:55 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch shot an innocent while looking for Noir-Mort.

[18:45 PM] Hedwig and the Angry Inch killed another innocent.

[21:30 PM] Sarah Donnelly killed the incompetent Charlotte Sayers (Noir-Mort).

[22:28 PM] Nick Plummer allegedly lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

Sunday, 20 November

[13:03 PM] The Mystery Lurker went to visit Sarah Donnelly.

[13:20 PM] Sir Dr Justice Tuan Feroz Tuan Musa made psycho skid an offer he somehow managed to refuse.

[16:15 PM] Felicity Boyce was spotted while lurking for Nick Plummer.

[17:05 PM] Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution might have met psycho skid.

[17:30 PM] El Pollo Diablo failed to find Felicity Boyce.

[20:00 PM] the last badger lurked briefly for Aidan Robison and Felicity Boyce.

[21:03 PM] Stinging Nettle stabbed the immortal Umpire.

[22:30 PM] The Short Arm brought Serena Allery (Stinging Nettle) to justice.

[23:30 PM] Nick Plummer exchanged fire with Sarah Donnelly.

Monday, 21 November

[12:00 PM] Nick Plummer killed Felicity Boyce (A sock wearing, card carrying, trainee librarian from the Conservative Party with a LaTeX sword in hand).

[14:00 PM] Milk the Cow saw Christopher Field MA.

[14:30 PM] Milk the Cow and The Bandwidth Bandit lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

[15:30 PM] Rolf Wood lurked for Felicity Boyce.

[16:15 PM] The Mystery Lurker lurked for psycho skid.

[16:30 PM] Third Time Lucky failed to kill The Fun Police.

[17:00 PM] Richard Gibson wasted a few more hours of his life looking for Thomas de Rivaz.

[17:10 PM] Xanth killed Steve Mounsey (psycho skid AKA meta-noid AKA cheese monster AKA the last badger) with some assistance from Hedwig and the Angry Inch and purple bra.

Tuesday, 22 November

[16:25 PM] Thomas de Rivaz lurked for Michael Wallace.

[19:00 PM] The Ten of Wands lurked for Thomas de Rivaz.

Wednesday, 23 November

[11:30 AM] Michael Wallace and Richard Gibson lurked in Thomas de Rivaz's dark places for a while.

[12:00 PM] Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne lurked for Michael Wallace.

[13:20 PM] El Pollo Diablo lurked for Michael Wallace.

[20:40 PM] Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw and The Mystery Lurker were seen stalking Richard Gibson. No-one noticed Mr. Asquadgle (I presume).

[21:00 PM] Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw went to visit Sarah Donnelly, but she seemed to be busy.

[23:00 PM] Penfold killed the incompetent Jamie Horder (Serenity).

Thursday, 24 November

[20:20 PM] Sarah Donnelly met but didn't kill Nick Plummer.

[21:00 PM] Alex Labram (The Fun Police) and Ed Heaney (Edward A. Heaney, Purveyor of SCIENCE to the Gentry) attacked the SWAT team looking for Hedwig and the Angry Inch, killing Tim Bartram (The Short Arm) and Philip Bielby (The Embodiment of Subtlety (in person)) before being dispatched by A night with Venus and a sneaky purple bra with some "assistance" from Giles Caulderwood.

[22:55 PM] Richard Gibson killed Nick Plummer (Cuddles AKA El Pollo Diablo AKA Russell Holmes and his Rifle of Retribution AKA Steph "BOOM BOOM" Mersenne AKA Ned A. Kelly: Australian Outandinandoutandinandoutagainandagainlaw) with some assistance from Michael Wallace.

Friday, 25 November

[00:45 AM] The legendary Philip Bridge was disappointed.

[11:00 AM] Edward A. Heaney, Purveyor of SCIENCE to the Gentry was rather dead and bored.

[13:30 PM] Thomas de Rivaz lurked for Sarah Donnelly.

Saturday, 26 November

[00:10 AM] Someone placed a bounty on rather a lot of people.

[09:00 AM] Sarah Donnelly, Michael Wallace and Richard Gibson lurked for Aidan Robison.

[09:25 AM] Sarah Donnelly shot at Aidan Robison. Michael Wallace assisted. Richard Gibson gave moral support.

[10:00 AM] Aidan Robison (Xanth AKA Mr. Asquadgle (I presume) AKA Rolf Wood AKA Young Nasty Man AKA The Quantum Geographer) resigned himself to playing Othello.

[15:04 PM] Nick Plummer received a present.

Sunday, 27 November

[16:47 PM] Giles Caulderwood met Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[18:15 PM] Third Time Lucky brought an end to Stephen Matthew Thomas McCann (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)'s reign of terror.

[18:20 PM] A purple bra brought about the demise of the incompetent Richard Kirkdale (Lee Harvey Oswold).

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