Position | Real Name | Pseudonym | Number of Kills | Conkers Score |
1 | Christopher Field | Mazrael AKA Disco TeX and the Sex-O-Lettes AKA Maidan Robison, Proflessor of Xanthropology AKA The One-Armed Muffin Bandit | 7 | 38 |
2 | Robin Message | Clio | 3 | 15 |
2 | Thomas Hill | Il Douche AKA The Four Yorkshiremen | 2 | 4 |
2 | Adam Baird Fraser | AfterEight AKA Smaug AKA Blackbeard | 3 | 19 |
5 | Sarah Tang | Wrath AKA Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable | 5 | 7 |
6 | Pamela Brent | Pax | 0 | 0 |
7 | Martyn Fredlund | March Hare | 1 | 1 |
8 | Rosemary Warner | Bertie Dirch | 1 | 1 |
9 | Alex Labram | A small cardboard box AKA Llama Llama Duck | 3 | 4 |
10 | Daniel John Rudge | Murphy | 1 | 1 |
11 | Christopher J Jenkins | Rocking the Kaz Bar | 1 | 1 |
12 | Ed Heaney | The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. | 0 | 0 |
13 | Lee Lewin | Deebo | 3 | 6 |
14 | Bilen Ahmet | G.I.Bob | 0 | 0 |
15 | Xina Li | zizi | 1 | 2 |
16 | Felicity Boyce | Xerxes, the Arch-Lich | 1 | 16 |
17 | Simon Morrell | Marmeduke AKA Captain Oats | 2 | 15 |
18 | Victoria (Amy) Gray | Rowan Fields | 2 | 2 |
19 | Aidan Robison | Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. | 1 | 1 |
20 | Edward Mitchell | Terranova AKA Terpsichore | 4 | 13 |
21 | Salman Shaheen | The Phoenix | 0 | 0 |
22 | George L Crowley | the in sound | 0 | 0 |
23 | Martin Mariusz Lester | Cheddar Gorge AKA Le Chef | 3 | 7 |
24 | Ben Weaver | Kiku | 0 | 0 |
25 | Thomas de Rivaz | The Chatty Hunter AKA Stress Master | 2 | 2 |
26 | Thomas George Pugh | The wizard in training | 0 | 0 |
26 | Marc Gossage | X-Source | 0 | 0 |
28 | Philip Bridge | Paper Cuts | 0 | 0 |
29 | Sophie Lawrence | Mushroom | 1 | 1 |
30 | Nathan Bowler | Nelly the almost-elephant | 1 | 1 |
31 | Edward Saperia | Gnomic | 1 | 1 |
32 | Jamie Horder | his or her evil twin | 1 | 1 |
33 | Sally Hubbard | a girl called kill | 0 | 0 |
33 | Michael Tanner | Daddy Mac | 0 | 0 |
35 | Katrina Elizabeth Jones | Paula Wylie | 0 | 0 |
36 | Thomas Robinson | Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson | 0 | 0 |
37 | David Proctor (dave) | Ziggy Stardust | 0 | 0 |
38 | Ross Edmondson | Ash | 1 | 1 |
39 | Callum Dawes | Guinea Foul AKA The Four of Hearts AKA Carmen Sandiego | 2 | 4 |
40 | Stephen McCann | The Seal of Oreichalkos | 2 | 6 |
40 | Matthew Johnson | Timotaeus Minimus AKA əɹإdƜ∩ ǝɥʇ | 2 | 4 |
42 | Michael Wharmby | Custard On A Sunday | 0 | 0 |
43 | David Roberts | WYSIWYG | 0 | 0 |
44 | Andrew Sobala | Boy in Green | 0 | 0 |
45 | Neil Sadler | The Prophet Amos | 1 | 1 |
46 | Niraj Modha | Dego the Spanish Jester | 0 | 0 |
47 | Benjamin Jones | their rebelious left hand | 1 | 3 |
48 | Richard Gibson | Lemming Hunter AKA Mazmodeus and the Reduced Shakespeare Company | 3 | 3 |
49 | Suzy Hamilton | Ninurta | 0 | 0 |
50 | Lauren Grest | The Junior Anti-Sex League AKA Holden Caulfield | 3 | 4 |
51 | Bruno Min | Tetsu no Hana | 0 | 0 |
52 | Kirsty Reger | Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. | 1 | 3 |
53 | James Gooding | an earthworm | 2 | 2 |
54 | Ian Abel | Zonked Quokka | 0 | 0 |
54 | Charlotte Heron | Mademoiselle Noire | 1 | 1 |
54 | Lucy Sandbach | Comrade Krasnei | 1 | 1 |
57 | Simeon Bird | An Allergic Reaction | 1 | 1 |
58 | Adrian Potter | Duracell Bunny | 0 | 0 |
59 | Jesse Bostwick | J-stream | 0 | 0 |
60 | Steve Mounsey | general dissarray | 1 | 1 |
61 | Graham Thomson | Calliope | 2 | 2 |
62 | Luke Blaxill | Flaming Manakin | 2 | 2 |
62 | edward christian gunn | Tim O'Tei | 0 | 0 |
64 | David Stephen Hall | Milk-Free | 3 | 4 |
65 | Vincent Tang | My little pony | 0 | 0 |
66 | Duncan Brewer | The Gentleman Assassin | 0 | 0 |
67 | Johannes Nordström | The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant | 0 | 0 |
68 | Tom McEwan | Pregzt | 0 | 0 |
69 | Stephen Chester | The Unpire | 0 | 0 |
70 | Julia Kingsbury | Nigel Damascena | 0 | 0 |
71 | James Richard Peter Edward Cole | Tooth Fairy | 0 | 0 |
72 | John-Joseph Samuel Wilks | ᚱᚩᚠᛚ ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ AKA .... ..... | 0 | 0 |
73 | George Yianni | NearlySane | 0 | 0 |
74 | Laurenne Claire Chapman | electric within | 0 | 0 |
75 | Robert Shaw | Derranae | 0 | 0 |
76 | Laura Kemp | Speedy | 0 | 0 |
77 | Alex Hassan | Melpomene | 0 | 0 |
78 | Llewellyn Pilbeam | name | 0 | 0 |
79 | James McLeod | Is this a horse or a dog? | 0 | 0 |
80 | Edward Ullathorne | Robette Absinthe | 0 | 0 |
81 | Rhianna Laurie | SavvyMarmot | 0 | 0 |
82 | Chet Wei Tan | Tama Chan | 0 | 0 |
83 | Stu (art) Gooch | Baldrick's Turnip | 0 | 0 |
84 | Gordon Ball | Gordon Freeman | 0 | 0 |
85 | Neil Morrison | Nokes is a breakfastless charlatan; may Holzenhauer's carrots wither | 0 | 0 |
86 | Paul Fox | Shirley Holmes | 0 | 0 |
87 | Ben Jones | William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils AKA Plague | 0 | 0 |
88 | Ben Swire | Conner | 0 | 0 |
88 | David Manning | Rose | 0 | 0 |
90 | Stuart Russant | Thalia | 0 | 0 |
91 | Nick Plummer | Generalissimo F N Spingu | 0 | 0 |
91 | Peter Myerson | Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective | 1 | 1 |
93 | Chris Korek | ck uno | 0 | 0 |
94 | Tom Booth | "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" | 0 | 0 |
95 | Russ Williams | The King of Wrong | 0 | 0 |
96 | Owain Bristow | Temporary Solution | 0 | 0 |
97 | Del Ahmed | Raphael | 0 | 0 |
98 | Jack Eaton | incompetent chump | 0 | 0 |
99 | Richard Killip | Billy Bantam | 0 | 0 |
100 | Haibo E | pineapple peddler | 0 | 0 |
100 | Ying Chow | The Roasted Rooster | 1 | 1 |
100 | Rachel White | Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!! | 0 | 0 |
103 | Sally McGrath | Killer McDeath | 0 | 0 |
104 | Michael Conterio | Abhorsen | 0 | 0 |
105 | James Appleton | Tyr / also known as / Aegnor | 0 | 0 |
106 | Thomas Pope | Black Cat | 0 | 0 |
107 | Chris Greensides | Hello, and Die | 0 | 0 |
108 | Alex Wilkes | fishpaste | 0 | 0 |
109 | Philip Howard | Hrothgar the Scribe | 0 | 0 |
110 | Michael Wallace | blue sky thinking | 0 | 0 |
111 | John William Edward O'Brien | Mystic Mole | 0 | 0 |
112 | Maria Sedelnikova | Belaya dama | 0 | 0 |
113 | Eleanor Scull | the enchantress | 0 | 0 |
114 | James Wardley | Giles Caulderwood | 0 | 0 |
114 | Carl Whitehead | chesney hawks | 0 | 0 |
116 | Jack Gillett | Jake | 0 | 0 |
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