The Assassins' Guild - Incompetence List

This is the list of incompetents:

There are no incompetents!

This is the list of incompetent police:

Real Name	Address	College	Water Weapons Status	Rank	Pseudonym	Notes
Edward Saperia	Room 1, 70 Jesus Lane	Christ's College	Water With Care	Constable	Gnomic	Mind the computer. And the papers, lives in a shared house.
Niraj Modha	B3	Robinson College	No Water	Constable	Dego the Spanish Jester
Rowan Edmondson	E10	Selwyn College	No Water	Visiting Officer	Rohan Slayer of Incos
Hannah Burton	2091 Linden Ave, Apt 4 Memphis, TN 38104	Trinity College	No Water	Minister for internal affairs	Sista	Subject: mathematics.
Jack Eaton	P13	Trinity Hall	Water With Care	Constable	an incompetent chump

And this is a list of corpses:

Name	College	Pseudonym
Robert Shaw	Girton College	Derranae
Marc Gossage	Girton College	X-Source
Victoria (Amy) Gray	Trinity Hall	Rowan Fields
Jesse Bostwick	Peterhouse	J-stream
Edward Saperia	Christ's College	Gnomic
James Richard Peter Edward Cole	Churchill College	Tooth Fairy
Sally Hubbard	New Hall	a girl called kill
Julia Kingsbury	New Hall	Nigel Damascena
George L Crowley	Magdalene College	the in sound
Ben Weaver	Pembroke College	Kiku
Thomas George Pugh	Magdalene College	The wizard in training
Adrian Potter	Pembroke College	Duracell Bunny
Llewellyn Pilbeam	Trinity College	name
Michael Tanner	Darwin	Daddy Mac
Laurenne Claire Chapman	Gonville and Caius Colleg	electric within
Chet Wei Tan	New Hall	Tama Chan
Vincent Tang	King's College	My little pony
Salman Shaheen	Jesus College	The Phoenix
Bruno Min	Sidney Sussex College	Tetsu no Hana
Laura Kemp	Homerton College	Speedy
edward christian gunn	Magdalene College	Tim O'Tei
Andrew Sobala	Emmanuel College	Boy in Green
Thomas de Rivaz	Gonville and Caius Colleg	The Chatty Hunter AKA Stress Master
Xina Li	New Hall	zizi
Neil Sadler	Magdalene College	The Prophet Amos
Edward Ullathorne	Fitzwilliam College	Robette Absinthe
James McLeod	Selwyn College	Is this a horse or a dog?
Sophie Lawrence	Newnham College	Mushroom
David Roberts	Fitzwilliam College	WYSIWYG
Katrina Elizabeth Jones	Trinity Hall	Paula Wylie
Michael Wharmby	Magdalene College	Custard On A Sunday
Steve Mounsey	Homerton College	general dissarray
Tom McEwan	Trinity College	Pregzt