The Assassins' Guild

[1 Mar, 16:40 PM] Disco TeX and the Sex-O-Lettes didn't get to dance with The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

[16 Mar, 14:16 PM] Christopher Field won the game!

New on Wednesday, 30 March

[12 Feb, 09:30 AM] Cheddar Gorge made a rather late report about sending poison to their rebelious left hand, Custard On A Sunday and Rocking the Kaz Bar.

[1 Mar, 21:00 PM] Terpsichore killed Martin Mariusz Lester (Cheddar Gorge AKA Le Chef) and mutilated some people.

[1 Mar, 20:50 PM] Le Chef pompt du pompt Ben Weaver (Kiku)

[13 Mar, 19:55 PM] Mazrael, Raphael II, Le Chef, Spingu Schmingu, and Indefectable, spent a day of fun looking for Sarah Tang

[15 Mar, 06:07 AM] Il Douche defeats 'homosexual pudding' in epic battle

[15 Mar, 17:18 PM] Christopher Field umm... yeah...

[15 Mar, 10:00 AM] Clio lurked Thomas Hill

[10 Mar, 09:21 AM] Christopher Field and Clio independantly lurked for Sarah Tang

[14 Mar, 16:00 PM] Christopher Field killed Sarah Tang (Wrath AKA Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable), who was ambushing him.

[3 Mar, 17:25 PM] Alex Labram set a good example of how to play, killing Aidan Robison (Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.)

[14 Mar, 12:05 PM] Holberg didn't see Sarah Tang

[14 Mar, 09:30 AM] Il Douche didn't see Adam Baird Fraser

[13 Mar, 16:31 PM] Sarah Tang is expecting visitors

[12 Mar, 17:24 PM] Il Douche watched Christopher Field playing badminton.

[13 Mar, 12:40 PM] Adam Baird Fraser lurked Christopher Field

[26 Feb, 13:00 PM] The Umpire watched Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy lurk Paper Cuts and then decorated Christopher Field's door with them in celebration.

[17 Feb, 14:45 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", The Seal of Oreichalkos, Ross Edmondson and Rohan Slayer of Incos went incobashing. "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed their rebelious left hand (their rebelious left hand)

[18 Feb, 10:30 AM] ck uno Raphael Spingu Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar. ck uno killed The Prophet Amos (L7]), Spingu mutilated their rebelious left hand, and then the group went and decorated Christopher Field's door in celebration.

[15 Feb, 08:43 AM] Christopher Field has more creative admirers than Simeon Bird, it seems.

[13 Feb, 12:30 PM] Charlotte Heron (Mademoiselle Noire) and Lucy Sandbach (Comrade Krasnei) got bored.

[9 Feb, 18:00 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich re-'l,l,l,l'ed Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)

[6 Feb, 16:25 PM] Lemming Hunter and Raccoon 2 visited both name and Pregzt, Raccoon 2 shot name (name) in a furious door battle.

[2 Feb, 11:41 AM] ("In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"), but Tom Booth forgot about Martin Mariusz Lester

New on Thursday, 24 March

[13 Mar, 11:10 AM] Sarah Tang (Wrath AKA Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable) killed Pamela Brent (Pax) and two innocents.

New on Saturday, 19 March

[2 Mar, 21:10 PM] Rakka visited Terpsichore

[21 Feb, 16:10 PM] George Yianni's innocent roommate killed Ross Edmondson (Ash) in an epic showdown (probably involving moving luggage to his car.)

New on Wednesday, 16 March

[16 Mar, 02:30 AM] Silence descends.

New on Tuesday, 15 March

[12 Mar, 23:30 PM] Christopher Field 'TWELVE SIDED DIE'd Michael Richards (Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy)

New on Sunday, 13 March

[7 Mar, 17:49 PM] Maidan Robison, Proflessor of Xanthropology nominated Ed Heaney (The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.) for "most ironic death"

[13 Mar, 02:40 AM] Sarah Tang sent The Umpire this message.

[12 Mar, 13:00 PM] Clio lurked for Sarah Tang

[11 Mar, 09:00 AM] Il Douche lurked for Robin Message

[11 Mar, 13:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" got Callum Dawes (Syphillis) rather wet. (He was bearing though.)

[10 Mar, 12:45 PM] Smaug lurked Robin Message

[10 Mar, 13:17 PM] Evil Manhunt Munchkin killed Ian Abel (Woozy Numbat). Again. Using the same accomplice. Again.

New on Saturday, 12 March

[11 Mar, 10:05 AM] The heat of slow-burning Wrath incinerated Martyn Fredlund (March Hare) into a truly well-done Welsh Rabbit, baked with milk chocolate digestive biscuits in a white packet.

[7 Mar, 19:30 PM] Blackbeard couldn't find Pamela Brent

New on Thursday, 10 March

[10 Mar, 17:20 PM] Syphillis killed Rosemary Warner (Bertie Dirch) outside the biochemistry department.

[9 Mar, 13:45 PM] Clio took out Alex Labram (A small cardboard box AKA Llama Llama Duck)

[9 Mar, 09:41 AM] Bertie Dirch also got Chris Korek (ck duo) and three more innocents.

[9 Mar, 13:34 PM] Il Douche buried Daniel John Rudge (Murphy) alive.

[9 Mar, 13:00 PM] PJ killed James Gooding (an earthworm)

New on Wednesday, 9 March

[8 Mar, 17:00 PM] Blackbeard lurked Pax

[8 Mar, 21:34 PM] Bertie Dirch, Rosemary Warner poisonned Michael Wallace (Raccoon 2), Sarah Tang's friend and an incompetent chump's girlfriend.

[8 Mar, 18:00 PM] Spingu Schmingu finally, finally ended the evil reign of Christopher J Jenkins (Rocking the Kaz Bar)

[8 Mar, 19:06 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" subtracted a rounding error from the game.

[8 Mar, 18:29 PM] Pax spent the day checking up on March Hare and also avoided a poisonned doorhandle.

[8 Mar, 17:00 PM] March Hare shot at Alex Labram and Rocking the Kaz Bar

[8 Mar, 16:30 PM] Smaug lurked Clio

[8 Mar, 08:35 AM] Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane lurked for an earthworm

[6 Mar, 17:00 PM] Deebo killed La langue

New on Tuesday, 8 March

[4 Mar, 19:02 PM] The Umpire and White Rabbit scared the hell out of Alex Labram

[27 Feb, 12:13 PM] Rosemary Warner confirmed a Holzhauer number of 1.

New on Monday, 7 March

[6 Mar, 21:30 PM] Alex Labram, Censer, Raccoon 2, White Rabbit, Wrath, and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" went incobashing. Deebo killed Jamie Karran (Censer), "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed both Edward Ullathorne (Robette Absinthe) and Felicity Boyce (Xerxes, the Arch-Lich)

[7 Mar, 11:30 AM] ☠ helped Christopher Field to kill Xina Li (zizi)

[7 Mar, 10:14 AM] PJ lurked for La langue

[7 Mar, 12:00 PM] Deebo killed Bilen Ahmet (G.I.Bob) and managed to escape from Oook

[7 Mar, 17:00 PM] Adam Biltcliffe (George Yianni's innocent roommate) doublekilled Lee Lewin (Deebo)

[7 Mar, 17:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" returned to kill James McLeod (Is this a horse or a dog?)

[7 Mar, 15:21 PM] ck uno did some community service.

[7 Mar, 12:50 PM] Deebo proved that people can kill innocents, even near the end of the game.

[6 Mar, 20:12 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[6 Mar, 19:08 PM] Murphy also got bored.

[6 Mar, 00:07 AM] Spingu Schmingu killed seweral inanimate objectes

[3 Mar, 13:00 PM] Evil Manhunt Munchkin stabbed Ying Chow (the Roasted Rooster)

New on Sunday, 6 March

[6 Mar, 14:14 PM] Deebo got bored.

[3 Mar, 12:03 PM] March Hare lurked again for Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.

New on Saturday, 5 March

[4 Mar, 17:30 PM] Clio lurked for Rosemary Warner again

[5 Mar, 19:44 PM] X-Source gave off some static.

[5 Mar, 17:12 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich 'f,k,'ed Simon Morrell (Marmeduke AKA Captain Oats)

[3 Mar, 20:18 PM] Raphael II chased Rocking the Kaz Bar about a bit, who mutilated Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. as well.

[4 Mar, 08:00 AM] G.I.Bob didn't emerge for Murphy and Il Douche

[4 Mar, 17:33 PM] George Yianni's innocent roommate' Spingu Schmingu and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" completely missed Rocking the Kaz Bar

[4 Mar, 15:30 PM] Oook stayed competent

[3 Mar, 16:12 PM] Raphael II killed Philip Bielby (The Indefectible One, too!), several times.

[3 Mar, 17:09 PM] Pax lurked for Rowan Fields

[2 Mar, 17:05 PM] Spingu Schmingu and Co. visited Rowan Fields

New on Friday, 4 March

[4 Mar, 11:00 AM] Spingu Schmingu finally broke it off with Victoria (Amy) Gray (Rowan Fields)

[3 Mar, 12:00 PM] Marmeduke ended the reign of the villanous Edward Mitchell (Terranova AKA Terpsichore)

[3 Mar, 08:00 AM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich lurked for Il Douche

New on Thursday, 3 March

[2 Mar, 22:58 PM] Spingu too!, Raphael II, Alan Bitchmarsh 2 and The Indefectible One, too! went incobashing. Raphael II fired a water pistol into a no water zone, and Terpsichore managed to kill Spingu too!.

[2 Mar, 20:34 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[2 Mar, 15:33 PM] Conner also lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar Christopher J Jenkins

[2 Mar, 16:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser escaped the shadow of Wrath creeping up on him.

[2 Mar, 20:28 PM] Aidan Robison Saw some irony in his activities.

[2 Mar, 11:00 AM] G.I.Bob went randomly hunting.

[2 Mar, 16:22 PM] Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane, Raccoon 2 and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" visited an incompetent chump

[2 Mar, 15:51 PM] Foxy's Angels and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" actually found Salman Shaheen (The Phoenix)

New on Wednesday, 2 March

[2 Mar, 11:38 AM] Rocking the Kaz Bar actually started on the road to redemption, silencing George L Crowley (the in sound)

[28 Feb, 20:50 PM] Llama Llama Duck and Smaug lurked for Clio

[28 Feb, 10:00 AM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked Rowan Fields

[1 Mar, 14:00 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar avoided all of Evil Manhunt Munchkin, White Rabbit, "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", and Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane.

[28 Feb, 18:00 PM] Stress Master lurked Terpsichore. Lerpsichore.

[1 Mar, 18:00 PM] Clio didn't miss Rosemary Warner by much

[1 Mar, 15:55 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[1 Mar, 18:17 PM] Martin Mariusz Lester (Cheddar Gorge) killed several of Rowan Fields's friends.

[1 Mar, 16:20 PM] Spingu too! incobashed a bit more.

[1 Mar, 13:50 PM] a rounding error frontstabbed Simeon Bird (Gully Foyle)

[28 Feb, 02:30 AM] Rosemary Warner lurked for The Phoenix

[1 Mar, 10:09 AM] Spingu too! killed Haibo E (guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).) and Rachel White (Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!)

[28 Feb, 20:40 PM] A small cardboard box went incobashing

New on Tuesday, 1 March

[1 Mar, 08:42 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed Thomas de Rivaz (The Chatty Hunter AKA Stress Master)

New on Monday, 28 February

[26 Feb, 07:00 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" incobashed

[28 Feb, 19:51 PM] The Umpire chocolatebolted Sophie Lawrence (Mushroom)

[26 Feb, 11:34 AM] Terpsichore stabbed someone who wasn't, in fact, Sophie Lawrence.

[28 Feb, 16:54 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Marc Gossage (X-Source) and Thomas George Pugh (The wizard in training)

[28 Feb, 15:10 PM] Sweet Gorilla Of Manila finally ended the evil reign of Philip Bridge (Paper Cuts)

[27 Feb, 20:20 PM] PJ and White Rabbit lurked for The Phoenix

[27 Feb, 18:31 PM] Tyr also staved off incompetency.

[26 Feb, 20:30 PM] Oook lurked The Phoenix

[24 Feb, 15:00 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked The Phoenix

New on Saturday, 26 February

[25 Feb, 19:50 PM] zizi shot Nathan Bowler (Nelly the almost-elephant)

[25 Feb, 20:13 PM] Censer went with Raccoon 2 who killed zizi's neighbour

[25 Feb, 23:14 PM] Marmeduke visited Terpsichore

[25 Feb, 15:11 PM] Murphy lurked for Terranova and Il Douche lurked for Clio

[23 Feb, 16:47 PM] Bertie Dirch poisonned Katrina Elizabeth Jones (Paula Wylie)

[24 Feb, 01:25 AM] Ed Heaney and Edward Saperia looked at The Umpire suspiciously.

[24 Feb, 18:38 PM] Spingu too! had some more fun, Rocking the Kaz Bar

[24 Feb, 17:23 PM] Pax looked for the in sound

[24 Feb, 15:17 PM] Paper Cuts visited Paula Wylie

[24 Feb, 12:03 PM] March Hare visited Rowan Fields

[23 Feb, 21:50 PM] Wrath once enraged, was fully capable of slaughtering Jamie Horder (his or her evil twin)

[24 Feb, 06:45 AM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich 'y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y'ed to Girton to lurk X-Source

[24 Feb, 21:00 PM] Raccoon 2 'liek omg a wanted cwiminal!'led Paper Cuts

[20 Feb, 18:00 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited Il Douche

New on Thursday, 24 February

[3 Feb, 16:46 PM] Ben Jones (William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils AKA Plague) was exorcised by The wizard in training

[23 Feb, 23:10 PM] Rakka rather efficiently killed Edward Saperia (Gnomic)

[22 Feb, 18:45 PM] Le Chef pompt do pompt Rowan Fields

[22 Feb, 22:22 PM] A shadowy figure, possibly Martyn Fredlund stingered Adam Hall (mr. ninja)

[23 Feb, 22:00 PM] Alan Bitchmarsh 2 and Spingu too! went Rocking the Kaz Bar again

[23 Feb, 10:00 AM] G.I.Bob scouted out Gnomic

[23 Feb, 21:45 PM] Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable chased after Paper Cuts, who ran away like a big girl.

[21 Feb, 13:30 PM] Stephen McCann (The Seal of Oreichalkos) killed Matthew Johnson (Timotaeus Minimus AKA əɹإdƜ∩ ǝɥʇ), but was killed by Woozy Numbat just after.

New on Wednesday, 23 February

[23 Feb, 17:29 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Michael Tanner (Daddy Mac) and Sally Hubbard (a girl called kill).

[23 Feb, 17:16 PM] Pamela Brent recovered from her illness.

[23 Feb, 12:31 PM] Chris Korek (ck uno) was taken out by Paper Cuts

[23 Feb, 12:10 PM] Disco TeX and the Sex-O-Lettes showed Thomas Robinson (Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson) their moves.

[20 Feb, 20:40 PM] White Rabbit killed Thomas Pope (Black cat) who was impersonating The wizard in training, and then moved on to kill Michael Wharmby (Custard On A Sunday), redeeming himself.

[21 Feb, 15:28 PM] Stress Master lurked for Nelly the almost-elephant

[18 Feb, 19:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, Callum Dawes, Ed Heaney, Matthew Johnson, White Rabbit, Rabid Squirrel and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" ambushed The Seal of Oreichalkos

[18 Feb, 21:51 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos looked for Mushroom

[22 Feb, 13:30 PM] Adam Baird Fraser killed Ross Edmondson (Ash)

[23 Feb, 00:00 AM] Christopher Field had a sad day...

[22 Feb, 22:00 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[23 Feb, 00:52 AM] Foxy's Angels didn't find Mushroom

[22 Feb, 19:20 PM] A small cardboard box killed David Proctor (dave) (Ziggy Stardust)

[22 Feb, 16:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" had another go in Selwin.

[22 Feb, 14:42 PM] Bryony Baines (imhotep) died, attacking Gnomic

[21 Feb, 19:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" had a confusing time with Is this a horse or a dog?

[21 Feb, 07:25 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos lurked The wizard in training for two and a half hours.

[22 Feb, 23:56 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" made an apology... I think...

New on Tuesday, 22 February

[20 Feb, 20:50 PM] White Rabbit went corrupt mutilating The Indefectible One, then killed Nick Plummer (Spingu). "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" then killed Del Ahmed (Raphael). After lots of running around, Sweet Gorilla Of Manila wounded Peter Myerson (Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective), and White Rabbit again redeemed himself by finishing him off.

[20 Feb, 23:21 PM] Rowan Fields lurked for The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

[22 Feb, 10:30 AM] Clio cut Callum Dawes (Guinea Foul AKA The Four of Hearts AKA Carmen Sandiego) down.

[20 Feb, 11:50 AM] Ziggy Stardust asked 'where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?'

[16 Feb, 11:01 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. went hunting again.

[18 Feb, 21:30 PM] Marmeduke took Nelly the almost-elephant along to kill David Roberts (WYSIWYG)

[17 Feb, 18:10 PM] Ross Edmondson fireballed Niraj Modha (Dego the Spanish Jester) with some help from his family.

[22 Feb, 17:51 PM] Another bounty was posted.

[21 Feb, 22:56 PM] Rabid Squirrel suicided on the grounds that there wasn't enough police activity.

[21 Feb, 00:00 AM] The Umpire recieved an annonymous note.

[7 Feb, 17:24 PM] Sista sent a letter to The Gentleman Assassin

[13 Feb, 17:20 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. saw Simeon Bird and made attempts on The Phoenix and The Prophet Amos

[13 Feb, 00:30 AM] Jesse Bostwick (J-stream) died to Gnomic with some help from An Allergic Reaction

[10 Feb, 23:47 PM] their rebelious left hand killed Luke Blaxill (Flaming Manakin) after he killed edward christian gunn (Tim O'Tei)

New on Monday, 21 February

[21 Feb, 19:29 PM] Ross Edmondson (Ash) went wanted shooting his "friend".

[19 Feb, 14:46 PM] Tyr didn't find Mushroom

New on Sunday, 20 February

[20 Feb, 20:30 PM] Conner, ck uno, guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)., Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, PJ, Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!, White Rabbit, La langue, and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" went on an incobashing night.

[20 Feb, 00:30 AM] White Rabbit (Richard Gibson) fired on The Umpire without provocation, and beat Ed Nokes on the head with a stick.

[20 Feb, 00:30 AM] Black cat (Thomas Pope) made corrupt for associating with The wizard in training

[19 Feb, 12:49 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar visited Paper Cuts

[20 Feb, 21:06 PM] Pig Of Genius! bowed out of the game

[17 Feb, 17:48 PM] Stephen McCann went incobashing with Raccoon 2

[20 Feb, 02:25 AM] Massive corruption uncovered in harvey court! Spingu, mr. ninja and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective found to be in cahoots with the horribly evil Raphael

[19 Feb, 10:23 AM] his or her evil twin nearly killed Paper Cuts

New on Saturday, 19 February

[18 Feb, 17:47 PM] Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson visited March Hare

[18 Feb, 17:11 PM] Conner, Murphy and Il Douche visited Paper Cuts

[18 Feb, 10:55 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed Andrew Sobala (Boy in Green)

[17 Feb, 15:00 PM] G.I.Bob lurked for Ash

New on Friday, 18 February

[17 Feb, 20:00 PM] Kiku and Gully Foyle went incobashing in Magdalene too.

[17 Feb, 13:30 PM] the incobashers tried the 'Chris Field Tactic' on Dego the Spanish Jester

[15 Feb, 12:02 PM] Terpsichore missed Mushroom

[17 Feb, 10:00 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos killed The wizard in training's brother

[17 Feb, 11:50 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos shot at Ash

[16 Feb, 09:40 AM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar

[16 Feb, 21:04 PM] Martin Mariusz Lester killed Lauren Grest (The Junior Anti-Sex League AKA Holden Caulfield)

[15 Feb, 21:00 PM] Deebo and Ninurta lurked for X-Source

[16 Feb, 22:35 PM] Raphael noticed that guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

[16 Feb, 20:57 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#look'ed the in sound

New on Thursday, 17 February

[17 Feb, 12:02 PM] Lemming Hunter made a mess involving Suzy Hamilton (Ninurta) and the Chemistry Department.

[17 Feb, 12:16 PM] Mazrael shot Richard Gibson (Lemming Hunter AKA Mazmodeus and the Reduced Shakespeare Company) in the street

New on Wednesday, 16 February

[3 Feb, 11:38 AM] Holden Caulfield mutilated Nick Plummer (Generalissimo F N Spingu)

[16 Feb, 23:02 PM] Christopher Field reported in, as usual.

[15 Feb, 12:20 PM] Stress Master lurked Dego the Spanish Jester.

[14 Feb, 15:00 PM] their rebelious left hand and Paper Cuts norrowly missed each other, visiting an incompetent chump

[14 Feb, 11:15 AM] Terpsichore shot Simeon Bird (An Allergic Reaction) (who may have been wearing a hat.)

[14 Feb, 13:30 PM] Matthew Johnson killed both Lucy Sandbach (Comrade Krasnei) and Charlotte Heron (Mademoiselle Noire) after the manhunt managed to take down Ian Abel (Zonked Quokka).

[13 Feb, 14:30 PM] Cheddar Gorge joined Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. and Mazrael in cooking breakfast for Paper Cuts

[16 Feb, 16:28 PM] The Phoenix was too late to get Tetsu no Hana anyway

[16 Feb, 11:27 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos was yet another victim of Tetsu no Hana's cardlocked staircase and locked door.

[16 Feb, 13:51 PM] Someone finally found Bruno Min (Tetsu no Hana)! Richard Gibson shot him in the head.

[16 Feb, 11:47 AM] Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable tried his luck at finding the ever elusive Tetsu no Hana

[16 Feb, 09:28 AM] Paper Cuts mutilated James Gooding (an earthworm)'s gravestone.

[16 Feb, 08:09 AM] March Hare again tried to find Rowan Fields and Aidan Robison

[15 Feb, 17:45 PM] his or her evil twin found a present in their pidgeonhole.

[15 Feb, 21:00 PM] Raphael, Spingu and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective went incobashing, with little success.

[15 Feb, 18:00 PM] Dego the Spanish Jester wasn't fooled by the slightly-less transparent schemes of "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[15 Feb, 09:00 AM] Rosemary Warner didn't find Boy in Green

[15 Feb, 09:41 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" purged the police force of Ben Jones (William Wordsworth pushing up the daffodils)

[11 Feb, 14:30 PM] Richard Gibson and some 'accomplices' comically lurked Tetsu no Hana

[14 Feb, 20:30 PM] Callum Dawes stood on James Gooding (an earthworm)

[13 Feb, 10:20 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos knocked The Prophet Amos

[15 Feb, 15:24 PM] Deebo gunned down Kirsty Reger (Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.)

New on Monday, 14 February

[13 Feb, 17:48 PM] ck uno knifed Adrian Potter (Duracell Bunny)

[14 Feb, 04:20 AM] Sista offered the umpire $5

[12 Feb, 18:35 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar is yet another person visiting Thomas de Rivaz

[12 Feb, 14:17 PM] Conner and Il Douche backstabbed Steve Mounsey (general dissarray)

[12 Feb, 14:00 PM] Robin Message tried to freak out Dego the Spanish Jester

[13 Feb, 14:44 PM] Smaug Lurked for Clio

[13 Feb, 15:45 PM] Nelly the almost-elephant also visited Dego the Spanish Jester

[12 Feb, 17:00 PM] G.I.Bob went hunting also.

[13 Feb, 00:14 AM] Murphy went hunting

[12 Feb, 20:10 PM] Paula Wylie searched for Ziggy Stardust

[13 Feb, 08:50 AM] Tetsu no Hana is getting lots of visitors.

[12 Feb, 18:35 PM] Ziggy Stardust sent a BPL to Callum Dawes

[13 Feb, 16:23 PM] Callum Dawes Lurked for Rocking the Kaz Bar

[12 Feb, 11:12 AM] Marmeduke left a note for Dego the Spanish Jester

[11 Feb, 18:00 PM] zizi visited Kiku

[11 Feb, 17:45 PM] Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. killed Graham Thomson (Calliope)

[10 Feb, 00:05 AM] someone tried to meet up with Thomas de Rivaz (you know who you are.)

[11 Feb, 00:41 AM] Raccoon 2 and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" put in a bid for the 'do you have my fish' award.

[11 Feb, 16:23 PM] Mademoiselle Noire BPLled Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

New on Saturday, 12 February

[1 Feb, 22:35 PM] Lemming Hunter, noting that "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", brought along his friends The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. and The Junior Anti-Sex League along with an AfterEight in A small cardboard box to overwhelm the absent Ninurta.

[9 Feb, 21:06 PM] March Hare hunted for Rowan Fields and Aidan Robison

[9 Feb, 20:53 PM] Paper Cuts also toothpasted Lee Harper (The Incomponator)

[7 Feb, 03:00 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. bacon lettered Paper Cuts

[6 Feb, 15:00 PM] After much shenanigans, AfterEight shot James McLeod (Is this a horse or a dog?)

[11 Feb, 15:06 PM] A small cardboard box revisited their rebelious left hand

[1 Feb, 15:33 PM] A small cardboard box had some fun with their rebelious left hand

[8 Feb, 17:30 PM] Kiku and An Allergic Reaction lurked for Nelly the almost-elephant

[5 Feb, 15:14 PM] Clio gave SavvyMarmot a card.

[10 Feb, 10:20 AM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. somehow attempted The Phoenix

[11 Feb, 15:00 PM] Comrade Krasnei also visited Tim O'Tei

[11 Feb, 16:08 PM] Mademoiselle Noire BPLled Ziggy Stardust

[11 Feb, 16:20 PM] Paper Cuts attacked Christopher Field's doorhandle

[11 Feb, 12:55 PM] his or her evil twin stalked around Magdalene for a bit.

[11 Feb, 12:18 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos just missed Rocking the Kaz Bar

[10 Feb, 16:50 PM] Ninurta sent a girl called kill a letter

[10 Feb, 23:00 PM] Custard On A Sunday didn't poison Robin Message

[10 Feb, 21:23 PM] Tyr brought down the partly redeemed David Stephen Hall (Milk-Free)

[10 Feb, 15:30 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. and Mazrael followed the bacon with a fried egg.

New on Friday, 11 February

[6 Feb, 20:43 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#looted' the in sound's 'p' as well.

[10 Feb, 12:35 PM] Timotaeus Minimus visited all of Terranova Milk-Free and a girl called kill

[9 Feb, 23:00 PM] Deebo flyered Kirsty Reger

[9 Feb, 21:17 PM] The wizard in training attempted Pregzt

[8 Feb, 21:25 PM] Cheddar Gorge went looking for Rocking the Kaz Bar and Tim O'Tei

[10 Feb, 18:49 PM] Christopher Field sent the umpire some shocking evidence.

[9 Feb, 17:33 PM] The Phoenix visited March Hare

[9 Feb, 00:00 AM] Gnomic spotted Christopher Field on the RAG blind date.

[8 Feb, 22:49 PM] Milk-Free and Deebo visited a girl called kill

[8 Feb, 21:24 PM] Ash made an attempt on Lauren Grest

[8 Feb, 21:02 PM] Lauren Grest lurked The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

[8 Feb, 15:55 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited Pregzt

[7 Feb, 20:36 PM] Spingu killed Philip Bielby (The Indefectible One)

[7 Feb, 20:42 PM] Murphy confused the crap out of the Umpire

[5 Feb, 10:37 AM] Zonked Quokka sent a BPL to Flaming Manakin

[7 Feb, 07:05 AM] Aidan Robison also won the spot Simeon Bird game.

[7 Feb, 18:45 PM] Simeon Bird was spotted by "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[6 Feb, 14:25 PM] Sweet Gorilla Of Manila wildfired a legal innocent and the now corrupt Complete Muppet, in reaction to this, Rhianna Laurie (SavvyMarmot) fired a rubber band at Sweet Gorilla Of Manila's arm and died to retalitory wildfire fire. imhotep was invisible.

[6 Feb, 15:00 PM] Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy surprised Edward Ullathorne (Robette Absinthe) with a pirate in his bed.

[5 Feb, 13:28 PM] Simeon Bird saw Mike Cripps... apparently.

[4 Feb, 21:30 PM] The Chatty Hunter killed Gordon Ball (Gordon Freeman)

[4 Feb, 11:11 AM] Stephen McCann ran away from Christopher Field

[4 Feb, 09:46 AM] The Gentleman Assassin shot "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" during a discussion phase. Tsk Tsk.

[4 Feb, 09:00 AM] Stephen McCann overdid it a bit, killing Paul Fox (Shirley Holmes)... well, okay... a lot.

[1 Feb, 23:05 PM] The sensational six moved on to also not find Melpomene, but met some other friends instead.

[1 Feb, 23:35 PM] Still having accomplished nothing, the shady six and their friends moved on to Harvey court, where "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" murdered an innocent, and Del Ahmed (Raphael) fell prey to A small cardboard box

[1 Feb, 22:15 PM] The Junior Anti-Sex League (Lauren Grest) mistakenly killed Rachel White (Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!!), then rampaged on, killing Haibo E (pineapple peddler), and Ying Chow (The Roasted Rooster)

[1 Feb, 22:55 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. went on a subquest to find John-Joseph Samuel Wilks, who was out.

[1 Feb, 23:35 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" is certainly enough of a threat to scare The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant, oh, and the rest of the not-so-secret six were there.

New on Thursday, 10 February

[4 Feb, 09:18 AM] Terranova didn't poison Gordon Freeman

[9 Feb, 22:05 PM] an earthworm stood on Vincent Tang (My little pony)

New on Wednesday, 9 February

[7 Feb, 16:04 PM] Callum Dawes killed John-Joseph Samuel Wilks (ᚱᚩᚠᛚ ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ )

[8 Feb, 21:31 PM] Paper Cuts Philip Bridge killed some innocents. (The Umpire notices a running theme with wantedness in this game.)

[7 Feb, 20:00 PM] Milk-Free killed Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena) with the help of Deebo

[8 Feb, 19:09 PM] William Wordsworth pushing up the daffodils killed Johannes NordstrÃ¶m (The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant), but not before he killed an innocent...

[9 Feb, 02:07 AM] Paula Wylie mutilated the corpse of Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)

[9 Feb, 12:50 PM] Paper Cuts doorhandled James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood 2)

[5 Feb, 22:39 PM] Melpomene got a visit from Rocking the Kaz Bar

[9 Feb, 10:00 AM] Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin) finally succumbed to The Chatty Hunter

[9 Feb, 21:27 PM] ck uno killed Carl Whitehead (chesney hawks)

[8 Feb, 18:45 PM] Tom McEwan (Pregzt) felt the sting of uncontrolled Wrath. Twice.

[8 Feb, 12:50 PM] their rebelious left hand managed to get Alex Hassan (Melpomene) while he was alive, this time.

[7 Feb, 23:22 PM] An Allergic Reaction killed Stephen Chester (The Unpire)

[7 Feb, 10:30 AM] Milk-Free killed several people who weren't Ziggy Stardust

New on Monday, 7 February

[7 Feb, 11:48 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. While that sounds NearlySane, George Yianni is sadly dead.

[5 Feb, 12:45 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited The Unpire

[7 Feb, 16:09 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Tooth Fairy (James Richard Peter Edward Cole)

[7 Feb, 17:58 PM] Christopher Field sent the umpire this piece of crap.

[6 Feb, 17:45 PM] The Indefectible One killed an innocent, through no error of his own...

[6 Feb, 22:00 PM] Pig Of Genius! mutilated Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)

[7 Feb, 13:55 PM] WYSIWYG visited Paper Cuts

[7 Feb, 11:20 AM] Nelly the almost-elephant killed Laurenne Claire Chapman (electric within)

[6 Feb, 18:40 PM] their rebelious left hand mutilated Alex Hassan (Melpomene) and shot an innocent.

[6 Feb, 23:24 PM] X-Source killed Robert Shaw (Derranae)

[6 Feb, 22:00 PM] Murphy killed Laura Kemp (Speedy)

[6 Feb, 19:00 PM] Rabid Squirrel lurked for The Gentleman Assassin

[6 Feb, 18:30 PM] Alex Hassan (Melpomene) finally succumbed to his or her evil twin

[6 Feb, 17:03 PM] Wrath's fury was unleashed on name's door.

[6 Feb, 14:15 PM] Complete Muppet didn't kill zizi and Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy Corneliused Tama Chan good.

[6 Feb, 10:53 AM] Murphy and Il Douche never seem to find their targets.

New on Sunday, 6 February

[5 Feb, 13:08 PM] Bertie Dirch didn't get Paula Wylie

[6 Feb, 12:07 PM] Baldrick's Turnip (Stu (art) Gooch) Suicided under the pressure of the inco deadline.

[4 Feb, 10:35 AM] Gordon Freeman didn't find The wizard in training

[5 Feb, 21:20 PM] The Gentleman Assassin is having lots of visitors...

[5 Feb, 15:20 PM] SavvyMarmot also got a card from The Unpire

[4 Feb, 11:25 AM] Dego the Spanish Jester BPLled Comrade Krasnei

[5 Feb, 18:45 PM] Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.got some shifty looks, lurking Rowan Fields

[5 Feb, 20:00 PM] The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant popped up near Nigel Damascena

[5 Feb, 14:00 PM] Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson also couldn't find any Mushroom

[5 Feb, 13:34 PM] An Allergic Reaction lurked The Unpire

[4 Feb, 21:50 PM] G.I.Bob lurked Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin)

[4 Feb, 16:34 PM] The Phoenix looked for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[4 Feb, 19:27 PM] Zonked Quokka survived some poison from his or her evil twin or something.

[2 Feb, 18:20 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.

[4 Feb, 10:08 AM] Clio did not get competence for this, but it's funny.

[3 Feb, 15:02 PM] Kiku is obviously being careful, and randomly visited his target.

[3 Feb, 14:30 PM] Duracell Bunny didn't get Rocking the Kaz Bar

New on Saturday, 5 February

[1 Feb, 00:34 AM] Murphy started to feel lonely.

[5 Feb, 08:20 AM] ᚱᚩᚠᛚ ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ Missed out on Dego the Spanish Jester

[4 Feb, 22:37 PM] Paula Wylie survived Paper Cuts's bomb

[3 Feb, 13:30 PM] Calliope Tricked the not-even-wanted-yet criminal Ben Swire (Conner) and his accomplice David Manning (Rose)

[2 Feb, 12:36 PM] My little pony was rather rude to Paula Wylie

[3 Feb, 17:00 PM] general dissarray rekilled Ben Swire (Conner)

[3 Feb, 15:35 PM] The Gentleman Assassin bourbonbombed Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, but didn't deal him creamy death.

[4 Feb, 09:24 AM] Mushroom lettered Kiku, their rebelious left hand and Christopher Field

[3 Feb, 23:19 PM] Custard On A Sunday and Ninurta followed Rocking the Kaz Bar around for a bit.

[3 Feb, 23:30 PM] Flaming Manakin visited two of his targets.

[4 Feb, 16:59 PM] an earthworm stood on Neil Morrison (Nokes is a breakfastless charlatan; may Holzenhauer's carrots wither)

[4 Feb, 15:00 PM] Comrade Krasnei didn't kill Tim O'Tei

[4 Feb, 22:21 PM] Timotaeus Minimus didn't scare Marmeduke

[3 Feb, 11:35 AM] Conner killed an innocent!

[2 Feb, 15:44 PM] Plague didn't infect Rowan Fields

[3 Feb, 14:48 PM] Mademoiselle Noire didn't poison Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[3 Feb, 15:23 PM] Adam Baird Fraser didn't die to WYSIWYG's letter either.

[3 Feb, 15:31 PM] The Chatty Hunter didn't see Gordon Ball

[3 Feb, 11:31 AM] The dastardly and now extremely wanted The Gentleman Assassin killed the (requested to remove the words complete muppet) Chris Knowles (Durandal, high lord of the fryingpan)

[3 Feb, 15:12 PM] Christopher Field is probably out of the house. Or very drunk. Actually, probably both.

[3 Feb, 15:03 PM] Melpomene also felt lonely.

[3 Feb, 08:10 AM] Mushroom Surprised Thalia

[2 Feb, 21:05 PM] The Gentleman Assassin ambushed James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood) and Michael Wallace (Raccoon). Durandal, high lord of the fryingpan got away.

[1 Feb, 23:00 PM] Ninurta was too late to spot the secretive six.

[2 Feb, 18:30 PM] WYSIWYG also didn't poison Suzy Hamilton

[2 Feb, 17:50 PM] NearlySane chose to chase an AfterEight over an earthworm. Hmm. seems sane to me.

[3 Feb, 11:00 AM] The Gentleman Assassin eluded Rosemary Warner by the cunning strategy of not being in the same place as he was last week.

[31 Jan, 14:34 PM] Conner did another round trip

New on Thursday, 3 February

[3 Feb, 15:40 PM] The Gentleman Assassin, extremely dashing as he is, and not in any way dastardly at all paid the Umpire a quick visit.

[2 Feb, 17:07 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar whacked Chris Korek (ck uno) so The Prophet Amos could kill him

[1 Feb, 23:05 PM] The seductive six and friends moved on to annoy the residents.

[2 Feb, 23:00 PM] Milk-Free and Deebo Surprised Nick Plummer (Generalissimo F N Spingu) and Peter Myerson (Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective)

[2 Feb, 09:11 AM] general dissarray Googled for a Owain Bristow (Temporary Solution)

[2 Feb, 13:30 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#loot'ed Mademoiselle Noire's 'p'.

[2 Feb, 11:00 AM] Guinea Foul Looked for The King of Wrong - who was, of course, already dead.

[2 Feb, 22:37 PM] Calliope Might have bombed Melpomene but it all could be a cunning ruse.

[2 Feb, 18:35 PM] their rebelious left hand outfoxed Custard On A Sunday only to have their bomb fail.

[2 Feb, 20:50 PM] Generalissimo F N Spingu and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective again tried to find Melpomene and sowehow managed to survive an attack from Calliope

[2 Feb, 16:19 PM] The wizard in training didn't fool Calliope

[2 Feb, 14:17 PM] Tetsu no Hana looked for March Hare

[1 Feb, 20:14 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils and Ash covered central Cambridge.

[2 Feb, 18:07 PM] Melpomene and Milk-Free Battled inconclusively

[2 Feb, 16:04 PM] The Unpire got annoyed at the number of wanted people in the game.

[1 Feb, 23:13 PM] AfterEight bepoisoninged Clio's sock!

[2 Feb, 21:37 PM] Christopher Field is at least out of the house.

[1 Feb, 01:21 AM] March Hare killed Thomas Pope (Black Cat) after much confusion.

[2 Feb, 10:08 AM] Mazrael showed Russ Williams (The King of Wrong) the light.

New on Wednesday, 2 February

[2 Feb, 15:25 PM] The Gentleman Assassin Killed several people who weren't Tetsu no Hana

[1 Feb, 17:06 PM] Christopher Field seems to be doing the usual thing.

[1 Feb, 18:11 PM] WYSIWYG sent Philip Bridge some flour.

[1 Feb, 22:35 PM] Richard Killip (Billy Bantam) didn't dig Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective

[1 Feb, 23:16 PM] Rowan Fields Drunkenly slaughtered an incompetent chump (Jack Eaton)

[1 Feb, 10:55 AM] Michael Conterio (Abhorsen) Succumbed to the first flare of Wrath

[31 Jan, 17:12 PM] Terranova did not impress Mademoiselle Noire

[31 Jan, 07:15 AM] Melpomene applejuiced Kirsty Reger

[1 Feb, 20:08 PM] Melpomene bombed Milk-Free and spiked his hot chocolate.

[1 Feb, 13:53 PM] Mademoiselle Noire Sally McGrath (Killer McDeath) a empoisonne dans le foyer avec les Petits GÃÂ¢teaux de Ch

New on Tuesday, 1 February

[31 Jan, 23:00 PM] Melpomene had a potshot at David Stephen Hall

[1 Feb, 17:31 PM] Edward Mitchell got bored.

[1 Feb, 13:52 PM] the enchantress didn't impress Black Cat

[1 Feb, 08:25 AM] J-stream couldn't stop the Duracell Bunny

[30 Jan, 18:30 PM] David Stephen Hall poisonned James Appleton's shoes

[31 Jan, 20:45 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[1 Feb, 15:35 PM] Bertie Dirch also seems to be playing 'where's Simeon Bird?'

[1 Feb, 09:00 AM] David Stephen Hall killed James Appleton (Tyr / also known as / Aegnor)

[1 Feb, 16:27 PM] Mademoiselle Noire got a present from a friend.

[1 Feb, 17:20 PM] Abhorsen couldn't find Sally McGrath, not that it mattered.

[1 Feb, 12:27 PM] Cheddar Gorge tried to poison Baldrick's Turnip

[31 Jan, 16:44 PM] Terranova poisoned Alex Wilkes (fishpaste)

[1 Feb, 10:02 AM] Thalia Still couldn't find any Mushroom

[1 Feb, 02:15 AM] The Chatty Hunter sent the Umpire this.

[31 Jan, 19:30 PM] Timotaeus Minimus stalked John-Joseph Samuel Wilks for a bit

[31 Jan, 09:04 AM] Lemming Hunter Philip Howard (Hrothgar the Scribe) occidit

[30 Jan, 21:45 PM] The Roasted Rooster poisoned Michael Wallace (blue sky thinking)'s public fridge.

[31 Jan, 20:03 PM] X-Source greeted his target with (Hello, and Die) Chris Greensides.

[31 Jan, 15:00 PM] Lauren Grest "ooh! handbags!"sed Paul Fox

[31 Jan, 22:52 PM] Melpomene and friends paid a visit to Raphael

[31 Jan, 12:00 PM] Il Douche also looked for Rose, and had some weird hallucinations...

New on Monday, 31 January

[30 Jan, 20:55 PM] Murphy looked for Rose

[30 Jan, 21:46 PM] Christopher Field stayed in bed and let RADAR do all the work. Again.

[30 Jan, 17:20 PM] Hello, and Die surprised Eleanor Scull (the enchantress)

[30 Jan, 15:20 PM] Milk-Free and Deebo had all sorts of ideas for Kirsty Reger

[31 Jan, 11:10 AM] Christopher Field met Simeon Bird as well.

[31 Jan, 08:45 AM] Simeon Bird met an old friend

[30 Jan, 15:13 PM] SavvyMarmot "Q", "rubber band", "f", "k"ed at Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

New on Sunday, 30 January

[30 Jan, 10:30 AM] Rowan Fields killed Jack Gillett (Jake)

[30 Jan, 15:00 PM] Killer McDeath made several attempts on Clio

[30 Jan, 05:00 AM] Murphy Couldn't find any of their targets.

[30 Jan, 19:00 PM] Generalissimo F N Spingu and Melpomene battled furiously, and Raphael shot Thalia's roommate.

[30 Jan, 15:16 PM] Thalia left a bomb for Mushroom

[30 Jan, 18:38 PM] John William Edward O'Brien (Mystic Mole) died to his target, Flaming Manakin

[30 Jan, 16:30 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils caught James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood) off guard as he killed Carl Whitehead (chesney hawks)

[30 Jan, 14:00 PM] Melpomene attempted to poison Milk-Free

[30 Jan, 17:35 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils gave Maria Sedelnikova (Belaya dama) a lethal examples sheet.

The Assassins' Guild - Updates

New on Thursday, 31 March