The Assassins' Guild

[16:30 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils caught James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood) off guard as he killed Carl Whitehead (chesney hawks)

[17:20 PM] Hello, and Die surprised Eleanor Scull (the enchantress)

[17:35 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils gave Maria Sedelnikova (Belaya dama) a lethal examples sheet.

[18:30 PM] David Stephen Hall poisonned James Appleton's shoes

[18:38 PM] John William Edward O'Brien (Mystic Mole) died to his target, Flaming Manakin

[19:00 PM] Generalissimo F N Spingu and Melpomene battled furiously, and Raphael shot Thalia's roommate.

[20:55 PM] Murphy looked for Rose

[21:45 PM] The Roasted Rooster poisoned Michael Wallace (blue sky thinking)'s public fridge.

[21:46 PM] Christopher Field stayed in bed and let RADAR do all the work. Again.

Monday, 31 January

[07:15 AM] Melpomene applejuiced Kirsty Reger

[08:45 AM] Simeon Bird met an old friend

[09:04 AM] Lemming Hunter Philip Howard (Hrothgar the Scribe) occidit

[11:10 AM] Christopher Field met Simeon Bird as well.

[12:00 PM] Il Douche also looked for Rose, and had some weird hallucinations...

[14:34 PM] Conner did another round trip

[15:00 PM] Lauren Grest "ooh! handbags!"sed Paul Fox

[16:44 PM] Terranova poisoned Alex Wilkes (fishpaste)

[17:12 PM] Terranova did not impress Mademoiselle Noire

[19:30 PM] Timotaeus Minimus stalked John-Joseph Samuel Wilks for a bit

[20:03 PM] X-Source greeted his target with (Hello, and Die) Chris Greensides.

[20:45 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[22:52 PM] Melpomene and friends paid a visit to Raphael

[23:00 PM] Melpomene had a potshot at David Stephen Hall

Tuesday, 1 February

[00:34 AM] Murphy started to feel lonely.

[01:21 AM] March Hare killed Thomas Pope (Black Cat) after much confusion.

[02:15 AM] The Chatty Hunter sent the Umpire this.

[08:25 AM] J-stream couldn't stop the Duracell Bunny

[09:00 AM] David Stephen Hall killed James Appleton (Tyr / also known as / Aegnor)

[10:02 AM] Thalia Still couldn't find any Mushroom

[10:55 AM] Michael Conterio (Abhorsen) Succumbed to the first flare of Wrath

[12:27 PM] Cheddar Gorge tried to poison Baldrick's Turnip

[13:52 PM] the enchantress didn't impress Black Cat

[13:53 PM] Mademoiselle Noire Sally McGrath (Killer McDeath) a empoisonne dans le foyer avec les Petits GÃÂ¢teaux de Ch

[15:33 PM] A small cardboard box had some fun with their rebelious left hand

[15:35 PM] Bertie Dirch also seems to be playing 'where's Simeon Bird?'

[16:27 PM] Mademoiselle Noire got a present from a friend.

[17:06 PM] Christopher Field seems to be doing the usual thing.

[17:20 PM] Abhorsen couldn't find Sally McGrath, not that it mattered.

[17:31 PM] Edward Mitchell got bored.

[18:11 PM] WYSIWYG sent Philip Bridge some flour.

[20:08 PM] Melpomene bombed Milk-Free and spiked his hot chocolate.

[20:14 PM] William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils and Ash covered central Cambridge.

[22:15 PM] The Junior Anti-Sex League (Lauren Grest) mistakenly killed Rachel White (Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!!), then rampaged on, killing Haibo E (pineapple peddler), and Ying Chow (The Roasted Rooster)

[22:35 PM] Lemming Hunter, noting that "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", brought along his friends The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. and The Junior Anti-Sex League along with an AfterEight in A small cardboard box to overwhelm the absent Ninurta.

[22:35 PM] Richard Killip (Billy Bantam) didn't dig Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective

[22:55 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. went on a subquest to find John-Joseph Samuel Wilks, who was out.

[23:00 PM] Ninurta was too late to spot the secretive six.

[23:05 PM] The sensational six moved on to also not find Melpomene, but met some other friends instead.

[23:05 PM] The seductive six and friends moved on to annoy the residents.

[23:13 PM] AfterEight bepoisoninged Clio's sock!

[23:16 PM] Rowan Fields Drunkenly slaughtered an incompetent chump (Jack Eaton)

[23:35 PM] Still having accomplished nothing, the shady six and their friends moved on to Harvey court, where "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" murdered an innocent, and Del Ahmed (Raphael) fell prey to A small cardboard box

[23:35 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" is certainly enough of a threat to scare The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant, oh, and the rest of the not-so-secret six were there.

Wednesday, 2 February

[09:11 AM] general dissarray Googled for a Owain Bristow (Temporary Solution)

[10:08 AM] Mazrael showed Russ Williams (The King of Wrong) the light.

[11:00 AM] Guinea Foul Looked for The King of Wrong - who was, of course, already dead.

[11:41 AM] ("In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"), but Tom Booth forgot about Martin Mariusz Lester

[12:36 PM] My little pony was rather rude to Paula Wylie

[13:30 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#loot'ed Mademoiselle Noire's 'p'.

[14:17 PM] Tetsu no Hana looked for March Hare

[15:25 PM] The Gentleman Assassin Killed several people who weren't Tetsu no Hana

[15:44 PM] Plague didn't infect Rowan Fields

[16:04 PM] The Unpire got annoyed at the number of wanted people in the game.

[16:19 PM] The wizard in training didn't fool Calliope

[17:07 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar whacked Chris Korek (ck uno) so The Prophet Amos could kill him

[17:50 PM] NearlySane chose to chase an AfterEight over an earthworm. Hmm. seems sane to me.

[18:07 PM] Melpomene and Milk-Free Battled inconclusively

[18:20 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.

[18:30 PM] WYSIWYG also didn't poison Suzy Hamilton

[18:35 PM] their rebelious left hand outfoxed Custard On A Sunday only to have their bomb fail.

[20:50 PM] Generalissimo F N Spingu and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective again tried to find Melpomene and sowehow managed to survive an attack from Calliope

[21:05 PM] The Gentleman Assassin ambushed James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood) and Michael Wallace (Raccoon). Durandal, high lord of the fryingpan got away.

[21:37 PM] Christopher Field is at least out of the house.

[22:37 PM] Calliope Might have bombed Melpomene but it all could be a cunning ruse.

[23:00 PM] Milk-Free and Deebo Surprised Nick Plummer (Generalissimo F N Spingu) and Peter Myerson (Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective)

Thursday, 3 February

[08:10 AM] Mushroom Surprised Thalia

[11:00 AM] The Gentleman Assassin eluded Rosemary Warner by the cunning strategy of not being in the same place as he was last week.

[11:31 AM] The dastardly and now extremely wanted The Gentleman Assassin killed the (requested to remove the words complete muppet) Chris Knowles (Durandal, high lord of the fryingpan)

[11:35 AM] Conner killed an innocent!

[11:38 AM] Holden Caulfield mutilated Nick Plummer (Generalissimo F N Spingu)

[13:30 PM] Calliope Tricked the not-even-wanted-yet criminal Ben Swire (Conner) and his accomplice David Manning (Rose)

[14:30 PM] Duracell Bunny didn't get Rocking the Kaz Bar

[14:48 PM] Mademoiselle Noire didn't poison Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[15:02 PM] Kiku is obviously being careful, and randomly visited his target.

[15:03 PM] Melpomene also felt lonely.

[15:12 PM] Christopher Field is probably out of the house. Or very drunk. Actually, probably both.

[15:23 PM] Adam Baird Fraser didn't die to WYSIWYG's letter either.

[15:31 PM] The Chatty Hunter didn't see Gordon Ball

[15:35 PM] The Gentleman Assassin bourbonbombed Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, but didn't deal him creamy death.

[15:40 PM] The Gentleman Assassin, extremely dashing as he is, and not in any way dastardly at all paid the Umpire a quick visit.

[16:46 PM] Ben Jones (William Wordsworth Pushing up the Daffodils AKA Plague) was exorcised by The wizard in training

[17:00 PM] general dissarray rekilled Ben Swire (Conner)

[23:19 PM] Custard On A Sunday and Ninurta followed Rocking the Kaz Bar around for a bit.

[23:30 PM] Flaming Manakin visited two of his targets.

Friday, 4 February

[09:00 AM] Stephen McCann overdid it a bit, killing Paul Fox (Shirley Holmes)... well, okay... a lot.

[09:18 AM] Terranova didn't poison Gordon Freeman

[09:24 AM] Mushroom lettered Kiku, their rebelious left hand and Christopher Field

[09:46 AM] The Gentleman Assassin shot "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" during a discussion phase. Tsk Tsk.

[10:08 AM] Clio did not get competence for this, but it's funny.

[10:35 AM] Gordon Freeman didn't find The wizard in training

[11:11 AM] Stephen McCann ran away from Christopher Field

[11:25 AM] Dego the Spanish Jester BPLled Comrade Krasnei

[15:00 PM] Comrade Krasnei didn't kill Tim O'Tei

[16:34 PM] The Phoenix looked for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[16:59 PM] an earthworm stood on Neil Morrison (Nokes is a breakfastless charlatan; may Holzenhauer's carrots wither)

[19:27 PM] Zonked Quokka survived some poison from his or her evil twin or something.

[21:30 PM] The Chatty Hunter killed Gordon Ball (Gordon Freeman)

[21:50 PM] G.I.Bob lurked Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin)

[22:21 PM] Timotaeus Minimus didn't scare Marmeduke

[22:37 PM] Paula Wylie survived Paper Cuts's bomb

Saturday, 5 February

[08:20 AM] ᚱᚩᚠᛚ ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ Missed out on Dego the Spanish Jester

[10:37 AM] Zonked Quokka sent a BPL to Flaming Manakin

[12:45 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited The Unpire

[13:08 PM] Bertie Dirch didn't get Paula Wylie

[13:28 PM] Simeon Bird saw Mike Cripps... apparently.

[13:34 PM] An Allergic Reaction lurked The Unpire

[14:00 PM] Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson also couldn't find any Mushroom

[15:14 PM] Clio gave SavvyMarmot a card.

[15:20 PM] SavvyMarmot also got a card from The Unpire

[18:45 PM] Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.got some shifty looks, lurking Rowan Fields

[20:00 PM] The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant popped up near Nigel Damascena

[21:20 PM] The Gentleman Assassin is having lots of visitors...

[22:39 PM] Melpomene got a visit from Rocking the Kaz Bar

Sunday, 6 February

[10:53 AM] Murphy and Il Douche never seem to find their targets.

[12:07 PM] Baldrick's Turnip (Stu (art) Gooch) Suicided under the pressure of the inco deadline.

[14:15 PM] Complete Muppet didn't kill zizi and Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy Corneliused Tama Chan good.

[14:25 PM] Sweet Gorilla Of Manila wildfired a legal innocent and the now corrupt Complete Muppet, in reaction to this, Rhianna Laurie (SavvyMarmot) fired a rubber band at Sweet Gorilla Of Manila's arm and died to retalitory wildfire fire. imhotep was invisible.

[15:00 PM] Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy surprised Edward Ullathorne (Robette Absinthe) with a pirate in his bed.

[15:00 PM] After much shenanigans, AfterEight shot James McLeod (Is this a horse or a dog?)

[16:25 PM] Lemming Hunter and Raccoon 2 visited both name and Pregzt, Raccoon 2 shot name (name) in a furious door battle.

[17:03 PM] Wrath's fury was unleashed on name's door.

[17:45 PM] The Indefectible One killed an innocent, through no error of his own...

[18:30 PM] Alex Hassan (Melpomene) finally succumbed to his or her evil twin

[18:40 PM] their rebelious left hand mutilated Alex Hassan (Melpomene) and shot an innocent.

[19:00 PM] Rabid Squirrel lurked for The Gentleman Assassin

[20:43 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#looted' the in sound's 'p' as well.

[22:00 PM] Murphy killed Laura Kemp (Speedy)

[22:00 PM] Pig Of Genius! mutilated Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)

[23:24 PM] X-Source killed Robert Shaw (Derranae)

Monday, 7 February

[03:00 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. bacon lettered Paper Cuts

[07:05 AM] Aidan Robison also won the spot Simeon Bird game.

[10:30 AM] Milk-Free killed several people who weren't Ziggy Stardust

[11:20 AM] Nelly the almost-elephant killed Laurenne Claire Chapman (electric within)

[11:48 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. While that sounds NearlySane, George Yianni is sadly dead.

[13:55 PM] WYSIWYG visited Paper Cuts

[16:04 PM] Callum Dawes killed John-Joseph Samuel Wilks (ᚱᚩᚠᛚ ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ )

[16:09 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Tooth Fairy (James Richard Peter Edward Cole)

[17:24 PM] Sista sent a letter to The Gentleman Assassin

[17:58 PM] Christopher Field sent the umpire this piece of crap.

[18:45 PM] Simeon Bird was spotted by "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[20:00 PM] Milk-Free killed Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena) with the help of Deebo

[20:36 PM] Spingu killed Philip Bielby (The Indefectible One)

[20:42 PM] Murphy confused the crap out of the Umpire

[23:22 PM] An Allergic Reaction killed Stephen Chester (The Unpire)

Tuesday, 8 February

[12:50 PM] their rebelious left hand managed to get Alex Hassan (Melpomene) while he was alive, this time.

[15:55 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited Pregzt

[17:30 PM] Kiku and An Allergic Reaction lurked for Nelly the almost-elephant

[18:45 PM] Tom McEwan (Pregzt) felt the sting of uncontrolled Wrath. Twice.

[19:09 PM] William Wordsworth pushing up the daffodils killed Johannes NordstrÃ¶m (The Horrible Awful Microsoft Office Paperclip Assistant), but not before he killed an innocent...

[21:02 PM] Lauren Grest lurked The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

[21:24 PM] Ash made an attempt on Lauren Grest

[21:25 PM] Cheddar Gorge went looking for Rocking the Kaz Bar and Tim O'Tei

[21:31 PM] Paper Cuts Philip Bridge killed some innocents. (The Umpire notices a running theme with wantedness in this game.)

[22:49 PM] Milk-Free and Deebo visited a girl called kill

Wednesday, 9 February

[00:00 AM] Gnomic spotted Christopher Field on the RAG blind date.

[02:07 AM] Paula Wylie mutilated the corpse of Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)

[10:00 AM] Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin) finally succumbed to The Chatty Hunter

[12:50 PM] Paper Cuts doorhandled James Wardley (Giles Caulderwood 2)

[17:33 PM] The Phoenix visited March Hare

[18:00 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich re-'l,l,l,l'ed Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)

[20:53 PM] Paper Cuts also toothpasted Lee Harper (The Incomponator)

[21:06 PM] March Hare hunted for Rowan Fields and Aidan Robison

[21:17 PM] The wizard in training attempted Pregzt

[21:27 PM] ck uno killed Carl Whitehead (chesney hawks)

[22:05 PM] an earthworm stood on Vincent Tang (My little pony)

[23:00 PM] Deebo flyered Kirsty Reger

Thursday, 10 February

[00:05 AM] someone tried to meet up with Thomas de Rivaz (you know who you are.)

[10:20 AM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. somehow attempted The Phoenix

[12:35 PM] Timotaeus Minimus visited all of Terranova Milk-Free and a girl called kill

[15:30 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. and Mazrael followed the bacon with a fried egg.

[16:50 PM] Ninurta sent a girl called kill a letter

[18:49 PM] Christopher Field sent the umpire some shocking evidence.

[21:23 PM] Tyr brought down the partly redeemed David Stephen Hall (Milk-Free)

[23:00 PM] Custard On A Sunday didn't poison Robin Message

[23:47 PM] their rebelious left hand killed Luke Blaxill (Flaming Manakin) after he killed edward christian gunn (Tim O'Tei)

Friday, 11 February

[00:41 AM] Raccoon 2 and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" put in a bid for the 'do you have my fish' award.

[12:18 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos just missed Rocking the Kaz Bar

[12:55 PM] his or her evil twin stalked around Magdalene for a bit.

[14:30 PM] Richard Gibson and some 'accomplices' comically lurked Tetsu no Hana

[15:00 PM] Comrade Krasnei also visited Tim O'Tei

[15:06 PM] A small cardboard box revisited their rebelious left hand

[16:08 PM] Mademoiselle Noire BPLled Ziggy Stardust

[16:20 PM] Paper Cuts attacked Christopher Field's doorhandle

[16:23 PM] Mademoiselle Noire BPLled Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[17:45 PM] Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. killed Graham Thomson (Calliope)

[18:00 PM] zizi visited Kiku

Saturday, 12 February

[09:30 AM] Cheddar Gorge made a rather late report about sending poison to their rebelious left hand, Custard On A Sunday and Rocking the Kaz Bar.

[11:12 AM] Marmeduke left a note for Dego the Spanish Jester

[14:00 PM] Robin Message tried to freak out Dego the Spanish Jester

[14:17 PM] Conner and Il Douche backstabbed Steve Mounsey (general dissarray)

[17:00 PM] G.I.Bob went hunting also.

[18:35 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar is yet another person visiting Thomas de Rivaz

[18:35 PM] Ziggy Stardust sent a BPL to Callum Dawes

[20:10 PM] Paula Wylie searched for Ziggy Stardust

Sunday, 13 February

[00:14 AM] Murphy went hunting

[00:30 AM] Jesse Bostwick (J-stream) died to Gnomic with some help from An Allergic Reaction

[08:50 AM] Tetsu no Hana is getting lots of visitors.

[10:20 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos knocked The Prophet Amos

[12:30 PM] Charlotte Heron (Mademoiselle Noire) and Lucy Sandbach (Comrade Krasnei) got bored.

[14:30 PM] Cheddar Gorge joined Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. and Mazrael in cooking breakfast for Paper Cuts

[14:44 PM] Smaug Lurked for Clio

[15:45 PM] Nelly the almost-elephant also visited Dego the Spanish Jester

[16:23 PM] Callum Dawes Lurked for Rocking the Kaz Bar

[17:20 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. saw Simeon Bird and made attempts on The Phoenix and The Prophet Amos

[17:48 PM] ck uno knifed Adrian Potter (Duracell Bunny)

Monday, 14 February

[04:20 AM] Sista offered the umpire $5

[11:15 AM] Terpsichore shot Simeon Bird (An Allergic Reaction) (who may have been wearing a hat.)

[13:30 PM] Matthew Johnson killed both Lucy Sandbach (Comrade Krasnei) and Charlotte Heron (Mademoiselle Noire) after the manhunt managed to take down Ian Abel (Zonked Quokka).

[15:00 PM] their rebelious left hand and Paper Cuts norrowly missed each other, visiting an incompetent chump

[20:30 PM] Callum Dawes stood on James Gooding (an earthworm)

Tuesday, 15 February

[08:43 AM] Christopher Field has more creative admirers than Simeon Bird, it seems.

[09:00 AM] Rosemary Warner didn't find Boy in Green

[09:41 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" purged the police force of Ben Jones (William Wordsworth pushing up the daffodils)

[12:02 PM] Terpsichore missed Mushroom

[12:20 PM] Stress Master lurked Dego the Spanish Jester.

[15:24 PM] Deebo gunned down Kirsty Reger (Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.)

[17:45 PM] his or her evil twin found a present in their pidgeonhole.

[18:00 PM] Dego the Spanish Jester wasn't fooled by the slightly-less transparent schemes of "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!"

[21:00 PM] Deebo and Ninurta lurked for X-Source

[21:00 PM] Raphael, Spingu and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective went incobashing, with little success.

Wednesday, 16 February

[08:09 AM] March Hare again tried to find Rowan Fields and Aidan Robison

[09:28 AM] Paper Cuts mutilated James Gooding (an earthworm)'s gravestone.

[09:40 AM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar

[11:01 AM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. went hunting again.

[11:27 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos was yet another victim of Tetsu no Hana's cardlocked staircase and locked door.

[11:47 AM] Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable tried his luck at finding the ever elusive Tetsu no Hana

[13:51 PM] Someone finally found Bruno Min (Tetsu no Hana)! Richard Gibson shot him in the head.

[16:28 PM] The Phoenix was too late to get Tetsu no Hana anyway

[20:57 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich '#look'ed the in sound

[21:04 PM] Martin Mariusz Lester killed Lauren Grest (The Junior Anti-Sex League AKA Holden Caulfield)

[22:35 PM] Raphael noticed that guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

[23:02 PM] Christopher Field reported in, as usual.

Thursday, 17 February

[10:00 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos killed The wizard in training's brother

[11:50 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos shot at Ash

[12:02 PM] Lemming Hunter made a mess involving Suzy Hamilton (Ninurta) and the Chemistry Department.

[12:16 PM] Mazrael shot Richard Gibson (Lemming Hunter AKA Mazmodeus and the Reduced Shakespeare Company) in the street

[13:30 PM] the incobashers tried the 'Chris Field Tactic' on Dego the Spanish Jester

[14:45 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", The Seal of Oreichalkos, Ross Edmondson and Rohan Slayer of Incos went incobashing. "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed their rebelious left hand (their rebelious left hand)

[15:00 PM] G.I.Bob lurked for Ash

[17:48 PM] Stephen McCann went incobashing with Raccoon 2

[18:10 PM] Ross Edmondson fireballed Niraj Modha (Dego the Spanish Jester) with some help from his family.

[20:00 PM] Kiku and Gully Foyle went incobashing in Magdalene too.

Friday, 18 February

[10:30 AM] ck uno Raphael Spingu Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar. ck uno killed The Prophet Amos (L7]), Spingu mutilated their rebelious left hand, and then the group went and decorated Christopher Field's door in celebration.

[10:55 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed Andrew Sobala (Boy in Green)

[17:11 PM] Conner, Murphy and Il Douche visited Paper Cuts

[17:47 PM] Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson visited March Hare

[19:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, Callum Dawes, Ed Heaney, Matthew Johnson, White Rabbit, Rabid Squirrel and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" ambushed The Seal of Oreichalkos

[21:30 PM] Marmeduke took Nelly the almost-elephant along to kill David Roberts (WYSIWYG)

[21:51 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos looked for Mushroom

Saturday, 19 February

[10:23 AM] his or her evil twin nearly killed Paper Cuts

[12:49 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar visited Paper Cuts

[14:46 PM] Tyr didn't find Mushroom

Sunday, 20 February

[00:30 AM] White Rabbit (Richard Gibson) fired on The Umpire without provocation, and beat Ed Nokes on the head with a stick.

[00:30 AM] Black cat (Thomas Pope) made corrupt for associating with The wizard in training

[02:25 AM] Massive corruption uncovered in harvey court! Spingu, mr. ninja and Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective found to be in cahoots with the horribly evil Raphael

[11:50 AM] Ziggy Stardust asked 'where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?'

[18:00 PM] The Seal of Oreichalkos visited Il Douche

[20:30 PM] Conner, ck uno, guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)., Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, PJ, Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!, White Rabbit, La langue, and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" went on an incobashing night.

[20:40 PM] White Rabbit killed Thomas Pope (Black cat) who was impersonating The wizard in training, and then moved on to kill Michael Wharmby (Custard On A Sunday), redeeming himself.

[20:50 PM] White Rabbit went corrupt mutilating The Indefectible One, then killed Nick Plummer (Spingu). "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" then killed Del Ahmed (Raphael). After lots of running around, Sweet Gorilla Of Manila wounded Peter Myerson (Alan Bitchmarsh and the Yorkshire Rap Collective), and White Rabbit again redeemed himself by finishing him off.

[21:06 PM] Pig Of Genius! bowed out of the game

[23:21 PM] Rowan Fields lurked for The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

Monday, 21 February

[00:00 AM] The Umpire recieved an annonymous note.

[07:25 AM] The Seal of Oreichalkos lurked The wizard in training for two and a half hours.

[13:30 PM] Stephen McCann (The Seal of Oreichalkos) killed Matthew Johnson (Timotaeus Minimus AKA əɹإdƜ∩ ǝɥʇ), but was killed by Woozy Numbat just after.

[15:28 PM] Stress Master lurked for Nelly the almost-elephant

[16:10 PM] George Yianni's innocent roommate killed Ross Edmondson (Ash) in an epic showdown (probably involving moving luggage to his car.)

[19:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" had a confusing time with Is this a horse or a dog?

[19:29 PM] Ross Edmondson (Ash) went wanted shooting his "friend".

[22:56 PM] Rabid Squirrel suicided on the grounds that there wasn't enough police activity.

Tuesday, 22 February

[10:30 AM] Clio cut Callum Dawes (Guinea Foul AKA The Four of Hearts AKA Carmen Sandiego) down.

[13:30 PM] Adam Baird Fraser killed Ross Edmondson (Ash)

[14:42 PM] Bryony Baines (imhotep) died, attacking Gnomic

[16:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" had another go in Selwin.

[17:51 PM] Another bounty was posted.

[18:45 PM] Le Chef pompt do pompt Rowan Fields

[19:20 PM] A small cardboard box killed David Proctor (dave) (Ziggy Stardust)

[22:00 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[22:22 PM] A shadowy figure, possibly Martyn Fredlund stingered Adam Hall (mr. ninja)

[23:56 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" made an apology... I think...

Wednesday, 23 February

[00:00 AM] Christopher Field had a sad day...

[00:52 AM] Foxy's Angels didn't find Mushroom

[10:00 AM] G.I.Bob scouted out Gnomic

[12:10 PM] Disco TeX and the Sex-O-Lettes showed Thomas Robinson (Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson) their moves.

[12:31 PM] Chris Korek (ck uno) was taken out by Paper Cuts

[16:47 PM] Bertie Dirch poisonned Katrina Elizabeth Jones (Paula Wylie)

[17:16 PM] Pamela Brent recovered from her illness.

[17:29 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Michael Tanner (Daddy Mac) and Sally Hubbard (a girl called kill).

[21:45 PM] Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable chased after Paper Cuts, who ran away like a big girl.

[21:50 PM] Wrath once enraged, was fully capable of slaughtering Jamie Horder (his or her evil twin)

[22:00 PM] Alan Bitchmarsh 2 and Spingu too! went Rocking the Kaz Bar again

[23:10 PM] Rakka rather efficiently killed Edward Saperia (Gnomic)

Thursday, 24 February

[01:25 AM] Ed Heaney and Edward Saperia looked at The Umpire suspiciously.

[06:45 AM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich 'y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y'ed to Girton to lurk X-Source

[12:03 PM] March Hare visited Rowan Fields

[15:00 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked The Phoenix

[15:17 PM] Paper Cuts visited Paula Wylie

[17:23 PM] Pax looked for the in sound

[18:38 PM] Spingu too! had some more fun, Rocking the Kaz Bar

[21:00 PM] Raccoon 2 'liek omg a wanted cwiminal!'led Paper Cuts

Friday, 25 February

[15:11 PM] Murphy lurked for Terranova and Il Douche lurked for Clio

[19:50 PM] zizi shot Nathan Bowler (Nelly the almost-elephant)

[20:13 PM] Censer went with Raccoon 2 who killed zizi's neighbour

[23:14 PM] Marmeduke visited Terpsichore

Saturday, 26 February

[07:00 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" incobashed

[11:34 AM] Terpsichore stabbed someone who wasn't, in fact, Sophie Lawrence.

[13:00 PM] The Umpire watched Sweet Gorilla Of Manila, Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy lurk Paper Cuts and then decorated Christopher Field's door with them in celebration.

[20:30 PM] Oook lurked The Phoenix

Sunday, 27 February

[12:13 PM] Rosemary Warner confirmed a Holzhauer number of 1.

[18:31 PM] Tyr also staved off incompetency.

[20:20 PM] PJ and White Rabbit lurked for The Phoenix

Monday, 28 February

[02:30 AM] Rosemary Warner lurked for The Phoenix

[10:00 AM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked Rowan Fields

[15:10 PM] Sweet Gorilla Of Manila finally ended the evil reign of Philip Bridge (Paper Cuts)

[16:54 PM] The Umpire thunderbolted Marc Gossage (X-Source) and Thomas George Pugh (The wizard in training)

[18:00 PM] Stress Master lurked Terpsichore. Lerpsichore.

[19:51 PM] The Umpire chocolatebolted Sophie Lawrence (Mushroom)

[20:40 PM] A small cardboard box went incobashing

[20:50 PM] Llama Llama Duck and Smaug lurked for Clio

Tuesday, 1 March

[08:42 AM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed Thomas de Rivaz (The Chatty Hunter AKA Stress Master)

[10:09 AM] Spingu too! killed Haibo E (guns don't kill people, people do, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).) and Rachel White (Friendly Fluffy Rabbit!)

[13:50 PM] a rounding error frontstabbed Simeon Bird (Gully Foyle)

[14:00 PM] Rocking the Kaz Bar avoided all of Evil Manhunt Munchkin, White Rabbit, "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!", and Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane.

[15:55 PM] Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[16:20 PM] Spingu too! incobashed a bit more.

[16:40 PM] Disco TeX and the Sex-O-Lettes didn't get to dance with The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.

[18:00 PM] Clio didn't miss Rosemary Warner by much

[18:17 PM] Martin Mariusz Lester (Cheddar Gorge) killed several of Rowan Fields's friends.

[20:50 PM] Le Chef pompt du pompt Ben Weaver (Kiku)

[21:00 PM] Terpsichore killed Martin Mariusz Lester (Cheddar Gorge AKA Le Chef) and mutilated some people.

Wednesday, 2 March

[11:00 AM] G.I.Bob went randomly hunting.

[11:38 AM] Rocking the Kaz Bar actually started on the road to redemption, silencing George L Crowley (the in sound)

[15:33 PM] Conner also lurked Rocking the Kaz Bar Christopher J Jenkins

[15:51 PM] Foxy's Angels and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" actually found Salman Shaheen (The Phoenix)

[16:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser escaped the shadow of Wrath creeping up on him.

[16:22 PM] Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane, Raccoon 2 and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" visited an incompetent chump

[17:05 PM] Spingu Schmingu and Co. visited Rowan Fields

[20:28 PM] Aidan Robison Saw some irony in his activities.

[20:34 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[21:10 PM] Rakka visited Terpsichore

[22:58 PM] Spingu too!, Raphael II, Alan Bitchmarsh 2 and The Indefectible One, too! went incobashing. Raphael II fired a water pistol into a no water zone, and Terpsichore managed to kill Spingu too!.

Thursday, 3 March

[08:00 AM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich lurked for Il Douche

[12:00 PM] Marmeduke ended the reign of the villanous Edward Mitchell (Terranova AKA Terpsichore)

[12:03 PM] March Hare lurked again for Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.

[13:00 PM] Evil Manhunt Munchkin stabbed Ying Chow (the Roasted Rooster)

[16:12 PM] Raphael II killed Philip Bielby (The Indefectible One, too!), several times.

[17:09 PM] Pax lurked for Rowan Fields

[17:25 PM] Alex Labram set a good example of how to play, killing Aidan Robison (Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed.)

[20:18 PM] Raphael II chased Rocking the Kaz Bar about a bit, who mutilated Bobby, I love you. The road is temporarily closed. as well.

Friday, 4 March

[08:00 AM] G.I.Bob didn't emerge for Murphy and Il Douche

[11:00 AM] Spingu Schmingu finally broke it off with Victoria (Amy) Gray (Rowan Fields)

[15:30 PM] Oook stayed competent

[17:30 PM] Clio lurked for Rosemary Warner again

[17:33 PM] George Yianni's innocent roommate' Spingu Schmingu and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" completely missed Rocking the Kaz Bar

[19:02 PM] The Umpire and White Rabbit scared the hell out of Alex Labram

Saturday, 5 March

[17:12 PM] Xerxes, the Arch-Lich 'f,k,'ed Simon Morrell (Marmeduke AKA Captain Oats)

[19:44 PM] X-Source gave off some static.

Sunday, 6 March

[00:07 AM] Spingu Schmingu killed seweral inanimate objectes

[14:14 PM] Deebo got bored.

[17:00 PM] Deebo killed La langue

[19:08 PM] Murphy also got bored.

[20:12 PM] The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety. lurked for Xerxes, the Arch-Lich

[21:30 PM] Alex Labram, Censer, Raccoon 2, White Rabbit, Wrath, and "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" went incobashing. Deebo killed Jamie Karran (Censer), "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" killed both Edward Ullathorne (Robette Absinthe) and Felicity Boyce (Xerxes, the Arch-Lich)

Monday, 7 March

[10:14 AM] PJ lurked for La langue

[11:30 AM] ☠ helped Christopher Field to kill Xina Li (zizi)

[12:00 PM] Deebo killed Bilen Ahmet (G.I.Bob) and managed to escape from Oook

[12:50 PM] Deebo proved that people can kill innocents, even near the end of the game.

[15:21 PM] ck uno did some community service.

[17:00 PM] Adam Biltcliffe (George Yianni's innocent roommate) doublekilled Lee Lewin (Deebo)

[17:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" returned to kill James McLeod (Is this a horse or a dog?)

[17:49 PM] Maidan Robison, Proflessor of Xanthropology nominated Ed Heaney (The Supreme Inquisitor, His Reverence Lord Zacharias Spon, Paladin of the Gold Temple of the Knights Templar, Grand Inspector and Master of Ritual, Chronicler of the Ancient Texts, Prime Scrivener, Head of the Order of Crimson Scribes and Keeper of the Books of Law, Ceremony and Propriety.) for "most ironic death"

[19:30 PM] Blackbeard couldn't find Pamela Brent

Tuesday, 8 March

[08:35 AM] Levia-Dragon - Daedalus, Protector of the ancient world, all that lives therein and the one holy angel who strikes down upon the three villains of the other plane lurked for an earthworm

[16:30 PM] Smaug lurked Clio

[17:00 PM] March Hare shot at Alex Labram and Rocking the Kaz Bar

[17:00 PM] Blackbeard lurked Pax

[18:00 PM] Spingu Schmingu finally, finally ended the evil reign of Christopher J Jenkins (Rocking the Kaz Bar)

[18:29 PM] Pax spent the day checking up on March Hare and also avoided a poisonned doorhandle.

[19:06 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" subtracted a rounding error from the game.

[21:34 PM] Bertie Dirch, Rosemary Warner poisonned Michael Wallace (Raccoon 2), Sarah Tang's friend and an incompetent chump's girlfriend.

Wednesday, 9 March

[09:41 AM] Bertie Dirch also got Chris Korek (ck duo) and three more innocents.

[13:00 PM] PJ killed James Gooding (an earthworm)

[13:34 PM] Il Douche buried Daniel John Rudge (Murphy) alive.

[13:45 PM] Clio took out Alex Labram (A small cardboard box AKA Llama Llama Duck)

Thursday, 10 March

[09:21 AM] Christopher Field and Clio independantly lurked for Sarah Tang

[12:45 PM] Smaug lurked Robin Message

[13:17 PM] Evil Manhunt Munchkin killed Ian Abel (Woozy Numbat). Again. Using the same accomplice. Again.

[17:20 PM] Syphillis killed Rosemary Warner (Bertie Dirch) outside the biochemistry department.

Friday, 11 March

[09:00 AM] Il Douche lurked for Robin Message

[10:05 AM] The heat of slow-burning Wrath incinerated Martyn Fredlund (March Hare) into a truly well-done Welsh Rabbit, baked with milk chocolate digestive biscuits in a white packet.

[13:00 PM] "In Soviet Russia, target kills you!" got Callum Dawes (Syphillis) rather wet. (He was bearing though.)

Saturday, 12 March

[13:00 PM] Clio lurked for Sarah Tang

[17:24 PM] Il Douche watched Christopher Field playing badminton.

[23:30 PM] Christopher Field 'TWELVE SIDED DIE'd Michael Richards (Cornelius T. Parrot, Bloodthirsty Pirate and his trusty cabin boy)

Sunday, 13 March

[02:40 AM] Sarah Tang sent The Umpire this message.

[11:10 AM] Sarah Tang (Wrath AKA Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable) killed Pamela Brent (Pax) and two innocents.

[12:40 PM] Adam Baird Fraser lurked Christopher Field

[16:31 PM] Sarah Tang is expecting visitors

[19:55 PM] Mazrael, Raphael II, Le Chef, Spingu Schmingu, and Indefectable, spent a day of fun looking for Sarah Tang

Monday, 14 March

[09:30 AM] Il Douche didn't see Adam Baird Fraser

[12:05 PM] Holberg didn't see Sarah Tang

[16:00 PM] Christopher Field killed Sarah Tang (Wrath AKA Dick Grayson, the original Robin Boy Wonder, apprentice to the Dark Knight and trapeze artist incomparable), who was ambushing him.

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